#Extra hilarious if Alan never kept it a secret from his YouTube audience that Orange and the Gang really existed | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

illmoraineakoi · 2 months ago

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Fic where through Rocket Corp Shenanigans and/or Orange Power Craziness, the Color Gang, TCO and Victim all get spat out into the human world, where Alan then has to reveal to his wife that surprise! Living stick figures are real, he's made living stick figures, two of them don't like him, and one of those two is actively trying to kill him, while the other five see him as their Dad.

All while trying, and just barely succeeding, in wrangling a very ferally angry Victim who is trying his hardest to inflict great bodily harm onto Alan despite Alan being literally five times his size while the others are panicking trying to figure out how to help. Except for TCO, who is just WAITING for Alan accidentally drop Victim so he can return the favor of the Box beatdown.

And Kaori, who Alan never told that his animations were based on real events and real living stick figures, is just sitting there watching this lunacy like this:

#Alan Becker #animator vs animation #ava #Victim gets shoved into a cat carrier to keep him away from Alan #This does not stop him from trying mind you; it only pisses him off more #Alan has to grab TCO to stop HIM from beating the shit out of (and quite possibly killing) Victim which TCO also does NOT appreciate #Neither does Alan's hands which get a little toasty from the fire #Orange and RGYB are just watching the chaos tbh They're smart enough to not Get Involved #At least until things settle down and THEN they demand Alan's attention #Which is very awkward for Alan because Kaori is looking at him with a expression that demands he explain and QUICKLY #This situation is made even more awkward for Alan if he never told the Skittles Squad he was married; like they had ZERO IDEA she existed #Extra hilarious if Alan never kept it a secret from his YouTube audience that Orange and the Gang really existed #Because that would imply that Alan's own wife doesn't watch his animations and/or commentary videos lmao #Alan takes the idea of separating work and his personal life to the extreme #No one ever includes Kaori in anything & while I know the reason for it I feel like we're sleeping on some hilarious ideas involving her #Alan sending pleading looks to TCO: Please don't mention the enslavement thing please don't mention the enslavement thing--#Alan awkwardly: So uh honey d'you wanna adopt seven stick figure kids...? Kaori: That is not the most pressing issue right now Alan!#Kaori: That one is trying to kill you. Alan: I can fix him. Victim: No you can't.

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