#skele’on

[wigglys-dikrats]

completely obsessed with the way max says skeleton

[pinazee]

Welp. I was reading my book and read in my mind the word skeleton like skele’on. I am banning myself from all hatchetfield related content until my brain has returned to its original dysfunctional state. So long hatchetfield fandom. Hugs and kisses

[ramblingsofamuskrat]

okay but the way i’ve unironically and unintentionally started to pronounce skeleton like SKELE’ON (capitalization included in pronunciation) cause of freaking max jägerman

god he literally is such a literal monster

[xander-william]

Most people I know pronounce it this exact way so I’m glad the point’s being brought up lmao

People are laughing. Max Jagerman said skeli'in like how every British person in the West Midlands says it, and people are laughing.

[waterimark]

[banana-pancake5]

Itty bitty Over the Garden Wall doodle :P

[holyjagerman]

oh! are you kidding?

No No No this is like

THE

nicest thing

anyone’s EVER done for me

: - )

LIKE THE UH WHEN THE

WHEN THE

GHOST!!

came out and my heart was like

doh doh doh doh doh doh

ohh,,

AND THE SKELE’ON

that was REALLY special

[urlocal-cryptid7]

They had no right making max jagerman so babygirl. His dance moves in literal monster? Adorable. Skele’on? What a little cutie. Babygirl just wanted to have friends who would throw him a haunted house party

[ratshully]

the skele’on boyo

[nogooddeetz]

okay but max calling ruth’s skeleton (skele’on) “really special”? and bowing to her? the bffs they could’ve been… or hell, even a couple. i could see them be a cute ass dynamic.

[askhatchetfieldhigh]

Yeah, Max. Look inside your biology textbook. Each one of us has a skele’on inside us

FUCK NAH.

- MAX

[keratin-moth]

The “Fuck you biology” line in ‘Highschool is killing me’ is specifically Max’s line because he is afraid of skele’ons.

[julia-writes-things]

will branner (Max Jägerman) has completely changed the way me and my friend say Skeleton.

Me: aughhh a skele’on!

Friend: ohhhhh Im so fucking scared of skele’ons!

Me: what’re you gonna do? Go home so dad can call you a little cuck?

Other Friend: what the fuck are you guys talking about?

[moonmoonthecrabking]

dude there’s something so tragic and poetic about grace saying “this is where you grow up and accept your fate” to richie, max’s first victim, who never got a chance to grow up or escape his role. and max being the only person to value ruth’s acting abilities as the skele’on before devaluing her performance in the auditorium and killing her

[gone-to-oregone]

i didn’t know there would be a skele’on here!!! i’m scared of skele’ons!!!!!

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

i would just like to put out there that the first time Ruth ever got praise for a “performance”, it ended with the most traumatic moment of her life (max saying ‘the skele’on was really special’ then dying)

then the next time she max sees her preform, he boos her and insults her, and then she dies

so she’ll never ever be able to receive/accept anything positive about her preformances

~~~