#sirius: hell yeah

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

peter: *leaves*

evan: welp, there goes mine and barty’s impulse control

barty: wanna try crack

[springs-hurts]

"Most go mad in there, and plenty stop eating in the end. They lose the will to live. You could always tell when a death was coming, because the dementors could sense it, they got excited."

Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire, padfoot Returns.

Idk how so many people Read this part and went, "Oh Sirius is definitely a whiny kid, most immature, he's the one who cries all the time about how sad his life like get over it dude, they were just dementers nothing else!"

Like you definitely did not read this or any other part that describes azkaban if you think Sirius' willpower wasn't 200+ man survived hell for 12 years, and still remained Sane. Still remained powerful, give him some credit and stop turning him into something he's not!

[bowieluvr91]

Literally wasting away in bed sick with a fever but alas, I will continue to read gay fanfiction on AO3

[noasmirrorball]

I’m thinking about james having a breakdown in front of sirius not only because he’s in love with a boy, but because he’s in love with his brother. He’s sobbing in his lap like the world is about to explode, like he’s a criminal not even worth looking at. And once he tells sirius about it, he simply tells him it’s okay. He holds him and tells him it’s okay

[chasingthemoony]

what about the first night they sleep together without sex involved, just sirius entering into the room and seeing moony so blue in his bed. he doesn’t think about it two times and goes to remus, taking of his shoes and jacket and letting it stay in the floor as he lay down behind remus, his hands wanting so bad to get lost in that brown hair, or holding remus face between them. he ends up doing it when remus turns to him; remus is the kind of person that never says if he feels sad or down, but his eyes are always telling the truth. sirius hands holding remus cheeks to make him look up. "what’s wrong? the moon?” he nodded. “I just kind of feel… like a stranger to myself today”

[padfootastic]

hey hey hey since we’re popping in just for hot takes, here’s another one:

platonic. prongsfoot. isn’t. a. thing.

how many fucking times does this have to be said.

should i start tagging every remus and sirius interaction as platonic wolfstar??? clog up the whole goddamned tag for u????

honestly what is so hard to understand that a ship name denotes…A FUCKING SHIP

and in case it bears repeating: a ship is inherently non-platonic thank u very much. a ‘platonic ship’ is…wait for it…a friendship. there u have it. shocker i know.

[theultimatequeso]

in my remus lupin era

[aidyaiden]

im currently rewatching the harry potter movies with my best friends, so far we've watched the first 4 movies and OHH MY GOD REMUS AND SIRIUS AND MOTHERFUCKING BARTY AND I MIGHT BE GOING CRAZY

[eiloveir]

y’all, i’m lowkey obsessed with the idea of a naruto fic inspired by harry potter’s marauders. imagine kakashi and obito as one of the marauders (with gai, genma, and others) tagging along. like, for real, as a fan of both, this would be chef’s kiss. just think about it—the legendary friendship and mischief of them (as i mentioned, the marauders of konoha) being passed down to the 12 genins. it’s so clear in my head, i’m practically fucking seeing it in hd. kakashi and remus lupin share so many fucking similarities—or am i the only one who sees that? (fucking hell, yeah) both are the chill guys who somehow manage to keep their more hyperactive friends from fucking destroying everything in sight. they’re the kind of characters who, despite their exteriors, are secretly the glue holding their squads together.

now, about damn time to consider the great sirius black. he, for me, somehow mirrors both kakashi’s and obito’s traits in different ways. kakashi, with his demeanor and character depth, is the sirius who’s always ready with a dry comeback or an eye-roll that says, “seriously?” on the other hand, obito, with his dramatic ass, embodies the untamed essence of sirius. if i were to create an au, obito could absolutely be sirius—i love to fucking think about it. imagine him trying to drag kakashi into some shitty scheme, only for kakashi to sigh and follow along, muttering, “this is going to end badly.”

let’s also talk about my glorious king itachi and his parallels to fucking regulus—i love both of them so much; y’all would never understand. like, the uchiha prodigy, in the world of ninja shit, has the same cool detachment that regulus showed while dealing with his family’s pureblood drama. so, he’d be regulus black (well, my preference if i were to do an au, like what i’m saying, if i were)—noble, tragic, and with a fanbase ready to build them a shrine and bow at their feet. like, they’re always the angsty character in every fanfic—portrayed as the most painfully beautiful and tortured soul, yet somehow, they’re everyone’s go-to comfort character. how fucking wild is it that they’ve never experienced a moment of real comfort in their lives, but we’re all out here writing the most soothing and emotional fanfiction about them (so fucking me)

then there’s the whole slytherin coding of the uchihas. uchihas are totally slytherin-esque with their ambition, cunning, and secrecy. they’re that elite noble family of the ninja world. now, picture obito in this setup. he’s from a family that’s basically a slytherin convention—loyal, ambitious, and ruthless to the core. but obito is a total shit—if naruto had hogwarts-style sorting, he’d be the gryffindor in a sea of slytherins. (and it would be so fucking funny to picture, like how i imagine the black family reacting to sirius being the only gryffindor).

[decaffeinatedpaperobject]

'poly marauders!!!!! awhhh they should all kiss!!!' where's peter? i understand that he is not a good person in canon. but are we forgetting that he was ACTUALLY one of the marauders? are we forgetting that james and lily trusted him enough to make him the secret keeper?

you're not shipping the whole group if peter isn't there my GOD

[anonymouse5]

what if walburga tried to make her sons do the unbreakable vow to do the traditional heir things (wife & kids, take the mark etc.)

[ashemellow]

sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday sirius sunday

HAPPY SIRIUS SUNDAY!💜 (i'll draw him soon i promise... it's for a friend)

[squidooopity]

It's not good at all, but I'm dropping this here anyway. Imma feed my art block, yeah.

From—Aug123

[pixiesnooze]

reading harry potter fanfics where ppl idolise and make honest to God death eaters the “good ppl” and bash the weasleys and make harry seek refuge with certain slytherins and make ron evil and make hermione evil is sooooooooo like okay first of all i dont get very far into these fanfics to start with but oh my god it literally reads like idek its shit actually and idgaf about the effort it took to write my God

[hazy-cosmic-skies]

the trope is tropeing

[chasingthemoony]

pensando en que si Remus hubiese estado en Slytherin hubiese sido uno de los skittles también, y MUY probablemente parte del trío icónico con Barty y Evan

OKKKK y la tensión de Sirius y Remus como sly-gryff? fuck i’m in

Remus con las túnicas verdes, remus subiendo las escaleras desde la sala común y encontrándose con sirius, remus paseando con regulus solo por las reacciones de sirius, todOo, inclúyanle Jegulus & rosekiller just for the vibes

deseo anhelo moriría por ese fic MATARÍA POR ESE FIC