#sirius x Barty

[crimsonlovebartylus]

barty and sirius jealous of remus and regulus, thinking they are dating and whole time at their book club they are talking about "do you think he likes me?", "barty look so hot today", "your brother took his shirt off and i almost died.

[c4mrynp]

I've come to the conclusion that no matter what ship (as long as its gay) Sirius likes his men tall.

[del-stars]

the chaotic and horrifying impact of barty and sirius sharing a closet

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Barty: you know, I blame james for all this

Barty: and sirius too. I blame him

Sirius: what did I do?

Barty: I’m sure you did something

[le-suspect]

barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.

and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.

they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.

[stxrrnightjxr]

What if I said AU with moonwater, sunrose (? James and Evan?), and bitchkiller??

What then??????

[jeguluses]

sirius and james have been sleeping together for a long while before sirius makes the mistake of calling james his boyfriend. when james insists what they’ve been doing is entirely casual, sirius does what he always does to clear his mind. he goes to get a new tattoo.

but marlene, who usually inks him, is unavailable today and instead, her apprentice will be able to help him. he’s skeptical but he’s already got a few bad impulse tattoos, what’s one more?

barty is crass and insensitive and very fucking smart. he make sirius laugh and sirius finds himself asking about barty’s own tattoos as the man etches into his skin. barty is wicked and he’s damn good with the tattoo gun.

the encounter ends with barty following sirius out for a smoke that has sirius pressed up against the side of the shop in the alleyway, his shirt rucked up and barty’s wicked mouth on his neck.

if sirius didn’t have a boyfriend, then james won’t mind hearing all about this encounter later. maybe james will even want a taste of barty for himself.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

barty crouch jr you nasty bitch you wanted to fuck both black brothers at the same time whore !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lady-stardust-sirius]

Loving my jewellery I may or may not have stolen barty’s shirt

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty "baby, I'm yours" crouch jr

[junefl0wers]

best friend’s brother trope but it’s moonwater and deathstar (barty x sirius)

[crimsonlovebartylus]

wolfstar & bartylus on date:

Sirius: so what are YOUR intentions with my brother.

Barty: no. what are YOUR intentions with mine.

Remus:

Regulus:

Remus: what? no? i'm an only child

Barty: *whisper hisses* not anymore, you're my brother now. *turns to sirius and points* now, speak black

Sirius: well uh.. well.. my intentions are to.. be with him forever.. uh.. *blinks*

Regulus: I swear to god.

[trohpi]

the loml killerqueen

[del-stars]

unstoppable force (sirius abandonment issues) meets an immovable object (barty avoidant attachment style)

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

What in the BitchKiller?

[le-suspect]

‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact