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illiana-mystery · 6 months ago

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#sir you look at me like that #i'm immediately on my knees #and i won't be praying #i will be worshipping though #worshipping your 🐓#didi chill #lol #girl stop #father gabrjel #the edges of the lord #priest kink #hot priest #priest kink go brrr #willem dafoe

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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temeyes · 9 months ago

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simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

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jangmi-latte · 4 months ago

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JNDKQDJKWJD PAJAMAS WE'RE GETTING PAJAMAS OHOOOO BOY GETTING MY ASS READY FOR DECEMBER HEUDHWIJD I GOTTA GET ACE I GOTTA GET ACE BUT HAIR DOQND AJMAILT JAMISHAIR DOWM KAMKSL HE LOLSKD SO PREETYD FJSJ JS DJS CUDDLE ME WJDK I WANSNS SMELL THE BEDSHETES

#twisted wonderland #twst #scarabia #jamil viper #TWST YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER #SIR LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR PLEASE #IT LOOKS SO SILKY #THOSE SHEETS AND PILLOWS LOOKS LIKE KT SMELLS SO GOOD LET ME SNIFFQNDJAKCQL

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lesiasmadness · 1 month ago

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Professor Slayton over here

Shows up to a murderer reveal with a cup of tea

sits with his legs crossed watching the cops accuse a person he KNOWS is innocent (and is my favourite NPC how dare)

waiting for his moment

Luke, hold my tea

#THE CUNT??? SERVED #I SAW HIM IN THAT POSE AND INSTANTLY KNEW WHERE THAT BUTTON BELONGED #I am on the floor i can not survive this man #has me shooketh #first time I've seen him unleash the passive aggressive to that extent and I bet it's not even 1% of his power #when I say 'slay' i do mean murder layton sir you have my permission to kill a man #professor layton #professor layton and the diabolical box #professor layton and the diabolical box spoilers #hershel layton #shitpost #...#professor slayton #looks like tea isn't the only thing getting served

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shitpostingkats · 1 month ago

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The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

#im still not over this #how tired was that border patrol guy #literally why did ignis go so specific. he could have just said they were tourists #does he know about some secret altissian law of hospitality that means you cant turn away traveling cooks #I feel like we really glossed over the lunacy of this statement #give me the extended bit where all their obvious shit gets questioned #'you look a lot like the crown prince of insomnia'#*noctis having left the last of his fucks in cape caem* 'yeah I get that a lot. I think its the nose.'#'and you sir. how did a respectable student of the culinary arts come by such a large and deadly looking chest wound?'#*gladio‚ seriously wishing Ignis had let him make the cover story* 'Always. Make sure the lobster is dead before you try to serve it.'#final fantasy #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #ffxv #ff15 #ff xv #ff 15 #ignis scientia #gladiolus amicitia #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum

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miss-positive-negative · 24 days ago

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Codependency. Co. Dependency. It's one of those big, confusing words floating around that you don't even pay attention to. Until it happens to you. And at first it sounds great, you know? You love someone and you need someone so much that you can't properly function without them? Uh, yes, please!

The Creep Tapes (2024), S01E05 - "Brandt"

#he can sing???#can he stop being hot 😭#he kinda clocked me with that codependency monologue #like I need you to look away sir #creep #creep 2014 #creep tapes #the creep tapes #creep movie #mark duplass #patrick brice #shudder #horror #josef creep #creep 2 #peach fuzz

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channie-binnie · 10 days ago

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Welcome back Maxident era

WaxingRacha be looking fine af

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crystallizsch · 9 months ago

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finding out from two different voice lines from two different cards that jamil practices dance moves that he finds is two too many for me not to go 🤨🤨🤨