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POV you’re Phil Lester
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Trying (and failing) to be normal about the PEELED NECK
📸: adamross
#STOP IT WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SLUTTY NECKS#THIS IS CRIMINAL#AND IT'S FUCKING peeled?!??#let me at him please i wanna mister iii token sir i wanna give you gentle kisses in that there area#let me give you pretty hickeys#nutting on the dash again#sleep token#iii sleep token#teeth of god tour#also this hair makes it look like he has emo bangs and you know what? he can pull it off!!#i got something else you can pull of- NOPE
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I'm just going to say it. I get she's a ghost but makeup artist!!! When I see you it's on site!!
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#This is not flattering at all and if you think so you're lying to yourself#ghost agatha#Went from gagatha to hagatha#This is criminal#marvel#marvel tv#marvel mcu#marvel cinematic universe#makeup artist#makeup and cosmetics#makeup aesthetic#cosmetics#cosmetology#They could have done so much better#Was it not in the budget?#I'm tired of them playing in mothers face got her looking crazy out here in the streets
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The hell you mean there’s only two poolverine shotgunning fics
#deadpool#logan howlett#poolverine#wade wilson#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadclaws#deadpool x wolverine#logan wolverine#this is criminal#they’re both really good fics don’t get me wrong#but#there should be more
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the lack of prince eric fics is sickening… LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIM!!
#simpforboys#simp speaks#simp speaks nonsense#dont make me do it myself#prince eric#the little mermaid#tlm live action#the little mermaid live action#jonah hauer king#prince eric x reader#this is criminal#prince eric x y/n
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why he gotta stand there looking so kissable
#this is criminal#i need to lay down#i’m never dating again#how can i#when he exists#steve harrington#djo#joe keery#steddie#fruity four#stranger things#baby girl steve harrington#the babygirlification of steve harrington#joe keery photos#joe keery my beloved#djotime#djo decide#steve harrington my beloved
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I’m just gonna go ahead and say it.
AS MUCH AS I LOVE HOTCH AND SPENCER (yes we’re on a first name basis ;3) (something is wrong with me) THE LACK OF PENELOPE GARCIA SMUT/FICS IS OUT-FUCKING-RAGEOUS AND HONESTLY HOMOPHOBIC
#spencer reid#criminal minds#aaron hotchner#penelope garcia smut#penelope garcia#jennifer jj jareau#emily prentiss#im just a girl#I’m gay and MAD!!#this is criminal
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it's very homophobic that I have to take my SAT tomorrow. on pride month????
#literally on the first day too#this is criminal#i should be spending tomorrow at the record store collecting nine inch nails cds but alas.#me posts
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Okay fine, I guess I'll go write all the fiyeraba smut...
#over 300 fics and only 17 of them are explicit...#this is CRIMINAL#wicked#wicked musical#wicked the musical#elphaba#elphaba thropp#fiyero#fiyero tiggular#fiyero tigelaar#fiyeraba#wicked fanfiction
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Besties my vibrator is taking so long to charge😭
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Man tumblr DOGS on the colours and quality of art huh…
#orange posts#like I’m looking at Maru and I know damn well I coloured her skin richer than it’s coming across on here#this is criminal#ugh… guess it’ll have to do#tumblr please fix this#or maybe it’s the program I use??#maybe how I compress the files???#might have to experiment
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I wanna write with my mutuals! I need to send you stuff
#ooc : the mortal#this is a crime#this is criminal#glad that my muse got solidified in my mind now#it took one million headcanons for this andsnjs#like one full year of me shaking the contents out of my head into this blog
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THE “HP” FANDOM ON TIKTOK NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.
It isn’t even a fandom for the books it’s just a fandom for the slytherin boys. And even then, MOST OF THEM DONT EXIST CANONLY.
Like Mattheo Riddle? Tf is him? Theodore Nott? Lorenzo Berkshire or smth? WHO ARE THEY-
it’s been a while since I read the books (I was 9, leave me alone) BUT I DONT REMEMBER ANY OF THEM BEING MENTIONED??
Who?? Are?? You?? Stranger danger???
#this is criminal#Justice#WHERE IS THE OLD FANDOM#even dracotok from 2020 was better than this#at least they’re hot#Harry Potter#is this lowkey rude of me??#humbly apologizing if this insults you<3#twas meant as a joke#slytherin boys slander#NAH CUZ WHO TF EVEN ARE THEY#isn’t mattheo like Tom riddle’s brother??
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ah i’m on my period so i can’t touch myself this week :(( so upsetting bc im kinda horny
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woke up thinking only of ushijima n his fat thighs and me between them while his huge hand forces my head down his cock
#I watched an fmv yesterday and now I’m just so !!!!#I can’t believe I don’t have an ushi fic#I can’t believe it I can’t believe it he’s so hot#I should have one#this is criminal#honey mail
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