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LIST OF ENTITIES I REBUKE:

extraterrestrials

ghosts

demons

shadow monsters

birds

sirens

succubi

my mother in law (dodie christ, 87y/o, lives in Anchorage Alaska at 1844 Gull Avenue 99501-1002)

sprites

gnomes

werewolves

banshees

centaurs

goblins

zachary

dragons

chupacabras

vampires (some covens are okay)

witches

wizards

harry potter fans

biblically accurate angels

cyclops

whatever grendel from beowulf is

loch ness monster

tinkerbell (julia roberts version)

mean-spirited twinks (nice twinks are okay)

god

phoenix (the city and the bird)

pegasus

yeti

if you are any of these or know someone who is LOG OFF MY DOT COM IMMEDIATELY

AND PLEASE if you or someone you know has been abducted by aliens, PLEASE MESSAGE ME

janice xx

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ETHEL CAIN, @mothercain Lollapalooza | x, x

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Mixtec gold ring with a feline’s head flanked by two snakes, dated to c. 1200-1521. Found in Mexico. Source: British Museum.

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me signing off every post

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cracking open a lukewarm one with the nobody

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prison is fucked up regardless but the fact that you can do a prison sentence for copyright infringement is especially insane to me. you deserve to lose your autonomy because we might have potentially made money from that thing. i imagined you did a crime against me so now one day you'll have to hear your son ask his mother who you are.

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i drew one everyday i couldn’t see him

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maybe love transcends severance

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effectively killing two of your protagonists who are actually the same protagonist by forcing them to develop into a kind of mutual twin-absorbed-in-the-womb type chimeric synthesis of each other thereby introducing a third new protagonist who is actually both and neither of them. and at the end of season two episode three no less.

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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