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sapphic-luthor · 2 years ago

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Is it just me or does Jess the Secretary want what Susie the Lab Tech have?

oh my god anon HUGE brain

#jess and susie at the nudists retreat together #jess frantically taking notes #‘they’ve been like this for HOW LONG???’ ‘maura SLEPT in her BED?’#and susie’s just dramatically smoking a cigar #sipping whiskey like #‘ah… i remember my early days………. ‘ staring into the distance like she’s telling a war story #anyway they both come home and supercorp and rizzles are both still firmly entrenched in ~Friendships~#susie retires to a tropical island to be a nude hermit. she can’t take it #they say jess is still manically trying to figure out what’s going on w lena and kara to this day x #answered #anonymous #supercorp #rizzles

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stinkrat-aleks · 1 month ago

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rewatching arrested development and projecting magnet family on that garbage fire

#two sips of whiskey and eriks like OK ILL SAY IT I DONT LIKE PIETRO #arrested development #xmen #soccer AU #cherik #dadneto #erik lehnsherr #magneto #quicksilver #pietro maximoff #aleks art

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rk1k-moved · 1 year ago

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CHIMERA CONNOR | DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

belated birthday gift for @gray-skyee!! mod credit: @wake-up-lieutenant (x)

#dbhedit #dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh rk800 #rk800 #connor #*gifs #*mine #tuserko #in the fifth gif it looks like he wants a sip #give him a whiskey of his own

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cookinguptales · 4 hours ago

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the thing is, at age 34 I have become good enough friends with drunk!me that I know to put the tater tots in the oven when I START drinking my wildly boozy coffee.

#I have the timing down pretty well by now #I know what I always crave once I have whiskey inside my body #my body always wants those sweet sweet carbs and mostly in potato form #the coffee is delicious btw #I put hazelnut hot cocoa mix in it #along with baileys whiskey and amaretto #it FUCKS #I should get some frangelico at some point but I had amaretto in the kitchen already so #it's like lactaid 'take with your first bite'#except for me it's 'preheat the oven with your first sip'

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moonchild-in-blue · 4 months ago

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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun

#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls #and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox #hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank #and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like #“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer #“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute #“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing #and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink #he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead #“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment #anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape #Spotify

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thesmokinpossum · 3 months ago

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I'm 30 years old and I was just confronted with a punch being spiked at a school event for the first time in my life, 00's teen comedy ass moment

#i just drank half a cup of coffee and i was like 'damn why am i so tired?'#and then i remember that a had a healthy dose of whiskey on an empty damn stomach at 11 this morning lmao #btw it didn't got secretly spiked or anything messed up like that i just missed the memo #also it was not punch but hot apple cider but you get me #i had a first glass that was just spicy apple juice and then went back for another one #and after my first sip i was like wait a minute...#now i could have easily just not finish my cup but do i look like a quitter to y'all? I hope not #anyway happy halloween lol

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binch-i-might-be · 5 months ago

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I am going to make a waffle now. goodbye

#i need a lil drinky drink but i don't want a mixed one...... unfortunately i have no more beer or wine #and I don't want a sipping drink like whiskey i want a drinking drink #hhhhhhhh #what kind of lousy german doesn't have beer in the house. my ancestors are spitting at me #rayrambles

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anachronistic-falsehood · 2 years ago

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i think knives should get high and play minecraft and maybe he’ll calm down a bit. maybe have some earth shattering sex while he’s at it idk. maybe he won’t kill humanity if he has some weird gay sex maybe. u ever think of that. maybe do all three things at once jsut to cover all ur bases idk. one of those three things would definitely fix him tho

#i love girlblogging when tipsy it’s my favourite fucking thing my filter is gone #maybe he should get a bit drunk huh. give him a long island ice tea he’ll calm right down #he and elendira should do shots together i think that would be fun #but i think he would hate shots genuinely #like ‘what the fuck is this this is gross’ ‘well youre not suppose to fuckign sip it knives ur supposed to shoot it back’ ‘that’s stupid’#trigun #tipsy whiskey posting

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irlactualhuman · 2 years ago

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Anyone wanna start a commune out innawoods? I'm a fair hand at fixing most things. And food. Real good at that one. Could teach Wizarding and martial arts for those that care for either.

Got a recipe for homemade antibiotics that can kick influenza in a matter of days. Ditto laundry soap and other homesteady things.

And I can DM like a boss. We could have ttrpgs going all the time.

Orgies too. Also good with that one.

So let's start a sex cult commune that also does D&D and martial arts. Unstoppable force.

#realwizardshit #pouring zzzquil like its sipping whiskey

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ghost-proofbaby · 2 years ago

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Went to a bar yesterday and in honor of 24 hours, i tried an amaretto sour!! Honestly one of the best drinks I had that night!

aye!!!! it's my best friend's go to drink, i've only tried it through her, but they are really good <3

#thank u ily <3 #i like to sip on fruity lil drinks even tho i CAN shoot whiskey #i swear

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fandoms-spamdom · 2 years ago

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ezzy u can't have whiskey

Shhhhh it’s for the post 😔🥃

#tw alcohol #if it makes you feel better whiskey is quite gross my stepdad let me have a sip of his once and it felt like Satan spat in my mouth #so I’d never actually drink it

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actual-changeling · 1 year ago

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should i drink on my meds? probably not. did my psych say it won't kill me and i can have a glass or two every now and then? yes. yes he did.

#alex yells at the void #i'm craving some white wine #or some sparkling wine #all i have is some honey whiskey which isnt bad but it wont give me the experience of like #sipping a glass of whine while watching doctor who all evening y'know #gonna have to leave the house tomorrow to get some

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jinkieswouldyoulookatthis · 2 years ago

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I think I'm gonna read Desiderata again

#just circling back to it... again... like I apparently do #if I didn't already have a migraine I'd be sorely tempted to get some whiskey to sip while reading #but alas that would make my brain melt in a not fun way #plus it's not like I'm exactly sober when I'm pumped full of migraine meds so we roll with what we've got #wincest #wincest fic rec

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moon-ness · 2 years ago

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In the night while my body slept in my bed

My mind was running through the woods instead

#let’s go get this long run in #a hundred miles an hour in the fast lane #sipping whiskey by the river #living out of sight #feeling like an obstinate headstrong girl

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callunascars · 2 years ago

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#hey so..I’m laying in bed and I could finally look up the song #I mistakenly looked up ‘don’t wanna love me cuz I don’t sip whiskey’ for like 15 minutes #…it feels weird for me to say it…but that doesn’t make it any less true #I don’t think it’s a risk to love you…and we all do #yeah we’re fucking stupid…but we love you…and we aren’t going anywhere #I could be nihilistic and guilt trippy on that but it’s not gonna do anyone any good…and I don’t feel like that most of the time anyways #…I don’t know where I’m going with this #it feels awkward for me to say that I love you because I’m known to drag my past with me #we both do..#…I’m scared for Limbus to come out #…I’m scared of how the story is gonna progress #how much of a changed man am I gonna be at the end of the story #I…we’ve clung to this thing for years..and it’s scary to let it go…#but we’ll just keep hurting eachother if I don’t let it go…#…I don’t know…I want to be with you #I’m probably too emotionally stupid to help you in any way…but I want to stay for you #…I think I love you #…you kept twitching in your sleep until your back was touching me #sorry if you wake up to my arm around you #…I want you to sleep well

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belle-of-a-time · 2 years ago

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Demon slayer and just a little glass of peach brandy I’m living my best life tbh. I’ve only seen the first season so I’m having a lot of fun. My typing has taken a little tiny hit lmao.

#demon slayer #I’m just a little bit tipsy right now ngl #I’m an absolute lightweight btw #two shots of Whiskey gets me drunk #it’s not a big glass of brandy but I put ice in it so I drink it slower #I’ve never had Brandy before #it’s very smooth #I quite like it #my brain is just a little fuzzy already I’ve been sipping for the past half hour #I do mean SIPPING #TINY SIPS #I intend to make this experience #last #uhhhh #lmao #tw drinking #drinking mention #alcohol #it’s not a lot but I want to tag it anyway idk

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