#sincerely scared

[american-horror-whore]

mark eating you out has been stuck in my head for a good while

mdni. smut. fem!reader. eating u out. fingering. maybe ooc this is my first time writing for him so please forgive me for any transgressions.

”Fuck—, Fuck!!-“ You virtually shriek, slapping a hand over your mouth. You’d never been in such bliss, such pure ecstasy. No man had ever eaten you out so well.

You shriek behind your hand, thighs tightening around Mark’s head. You felt him chuckle against your skin, the laugh sending vibrations through your body. Mark pulled his head up, the lower part of his face gleaming with your pleasure. His hands ran up your thighs, fingertips digging into the tender skin of your hips.

“Shh..” He smiled, kissing along your left thigh, his lips sucking gently at the flesh. “Mom’s downstairs. We knew this was risky,”

You nod quickly, trying to compose yourself as Mark buried his head between your thighs again. Trying, trying, failing. You couldn’t hold back anything you were feeling. Not when his mouth moved the way it did, the delicate lines his tongue traced between your lips, the way he sucked on your clit.

Your fingers tangle in his hair, yanking roughly at the black strands. You squeal louder, only this time your hand wasn’t covering your mouth. You push your head back further into the pillows, a cry escaping your mouth.

No one does it like Mark does. No one has a mouth like Mark does. Maybe it was the Viltrumite in him, because there was no way that this was just ‘human talent’. Mark pulled back, a wet noise breaking the contact of his mouth and your skin.

“If I remember correctly,” Mark murmured, splitting your lips and spitting between them, eliciting a small cry from you.

“You’re tight,” Was the last thing he said before shoving two fingers deep inside of you. Your eyes widened, back arching off of the bed. You slapped a hand over your mouth once again, sharp pants escaping your mouth, muffled by your palm. Mark pumped his fingers in and out, in and out. It was raw pleasure and passion. You keep repeating to yourself in your mind, a phrase you can’t seem to pull out of your head:

No one does it like Mark does.

[milkamel]

Lookie lookie where is my cookieeee!!

Consider this a jumpscare lol Got a reason to come back to this game for the first time in months- (IDK HOW TO DRAW COOKIES)

[lizasweetling]

I do think the excitement was probably addling them just a bit, because there's a distinct lack of tools with which to beat a hasty retreat

Given the Beasty's apparent reach, trying to Kite it out of the city is perilous to put it mildly.

All the better to keep Moloch, subject matter expert in Fleeing, nearby!

[catboydreamer]

author notes: I am a scara awkward at romance type of person

okay so he wouldn’t be discreet at all 

though he would definitely try to hide because it’s embarrassing 

like he had gone to the shop and bought you flowers and chocolate. 

mind you, he spent an agonizing amount of time in the valentine aisle trying to figure out what the fuck to get you. 

and of course, he starts sweating and losing his mind, swearing up a storm in the store. it’s fine, it’s fine.

he eventually settles on something but cannot help chewing his lip raw as he waits to check out his items. genuinely, he’s losing his shit and wants to bolt from the store and go back home.

only thing that stops him is the potiental of seeing your face fall and the avoidant gaze you’d give him.

because he knows you won’t directly tell him how you feel about such a thing. 

you weren’t supposed to be home yet. he had prepared for you to be at work for another two hours. two hours he needed to prepare for Valentine’s Day. 

he tries to hide the items behind his back but a tint of red peaks out.

your gaze locks onto it, but with a smile you turn on your heel and walk away. 

“I need to pick up a few things from the store.” it was only a half lie. 

as soon as you get out of the house you can’t the goofy smile that breaks across your face. 

he’s trying. for you.

when you waltz in there’s a scene you can’t quite seem to forget. a small, old candle set as a centerpiece on the table. in front of it lies a bouquet of followers, laid to the side. then, on the right, a heart shaped box of what you hope is chocolates. the icing on the cake? a folded up piece of paper.

you take the paper into your hands, carefully unfolding the contents until you can take it in. 

in the back of your mind , you wondered where he was but most thoughts vanished as you read the words. 

im not a big fan of holidays and suck at this ‘romance’ shit. still, I wanted to try , knowing how much it means to you. just know that I love you, and can’t wait to spend more time with you.

there’s a huge grin on your face by the end of it. 

fortunately you look up to see Scaramouche, face fully tinting redder by the minute. 

your favorite part is his ears but unfortunately they are quite hidden by his messy hair today. 

you make a small gesture with your hand that’s in your own special language for ‘come here’.

he instantly obliged and sinks into your embrace. 

you feel his shaky breath against your neck. it’s almost nice.

your arms wrap around his shoulders, as you push him as close to you as you can.

“I’m really happy. I love it so much.”

There’s a definite long stretch of silence before he whispers, “im glad.”

[moeblob]

Look, I rewatched all of Bravern to try and make more sense of it now that I know plot twists and stuff and honestly how does Lewis never ask anything about the cockpit that he was in for four seconds. I think he should mention it. I think he's allowed to talk about it.

[harrowedsoup]

99% of the time I HATE when people have characters pet names because it’s so easy to get out of character with them but Harrowhark would absolutely call Gideon Beloved. She would call her a horrible cuckoo one moment and beloved the next. She’s calling Gideon a brainless dumbass two sentences before casually calling her the loveliest flower of her house.

[purrliacci]

...hello transformers community 😳

have a silly comic based on the funniest hidden instagram comment thread i think ive ever seen:

(anonymized just in case, except for the patrick pic because it's fitting)

[monostardust]

*sighs* Silco, Silco he's, he was a good father to Jinx yeah I mean sure not perfect but he did everything he could to raise and stabilize Jinx's fragile and chaotic mental stability the way he knew how. Silco sees himself in Jinx but he knows she's far more troubled than him. He tries to help her overcome her trauma the only way he knows how by telling her how he overcame his. He's not perfect he's most definitely not the ideal father but for a villain I gotta give credit where it's due. Unlike other villains he actually loved and cared for Jinx. She's his baby, the only one he has a soft spot for. He really loved that little girl, his daughter, the one he trusted the most, his only successor. I also think he was similar to Jinx with how he despised Vi like how Jinx despised Caitlyn. Silco hated Vi thinking she's just like Vander, a traitor, someone who abandoned Jinx. I guess that's why he wanted her dead. In his mind he really thinks Vi is nothing more than that, that she's just someone who'll continue to hurt his kid and that's why she gotta go.

[randomalistic]

Watching analog horror and cheekily thinking to myself. Lol… This isn’t scary…😏 And then I remember the rumor abt the stalker in Talking Angela’s eye scared me so bad I cried and had nightmares for weeks

[lapdogchase]

i have thought about "are you like legit sad" at least once a week since i first saw this post it's so good. are you like legit sad.........

[alucardsathomewife]

You know what?

I like ya

*turns Alastor into Alucard*

[xerogravityorange]

A 78-year-old rapist is ruling our nation Destroying this country from the very foundation The president’s Best friend saluted nazi Germany Taking the Natives from their own homes forcibly

We’re sending billions of dollars to a terrorist state We’ll beat you to death for not being straight The egg prices will go down tomorrow maybe? The same day the little girl is due to have her rapist’s baby

The man with dementia crowns himself king Our law of the land was crafted against this very thing Worry about renaming bodies of water As transgender martyrs still won’t get called your daughter

40 trillion dollars in debt? Let’s cause World War III with an invasion threat! The economy is quickly coming undone All the school kids are shot dead with a gun

People get killed in the street for believing in Islam Men saying the n-word on TV have access to nuclear bombs When the white man does whatever he wants, No one bats an eye when we’re put on a genocide watch

[nabaath-areng]

Orbital trajectory.

[asexualbookbird]

It sure has been a Year huh. Ups and downs this month, as life happens. Saw friends I haven't seen in years, went into the city and met new friends, tried new foods, saw some birds, tried new crafts, read new books.

The Fireborne Blade by Charlotte Bond ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Hm! Interesting! Didn't hate it, but something feels missing? Almost like it could've benefited from being at the very least a short novel. It needed more. I also have qualms at this being pitched as sapphic when there is no romance at all and the main character talks a lot about being betrayed by her last romance with a man. One mention of Woman With Hot Thighs. Not mad I read it, might even read it again.

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming ⭐️⭐️ ‐ I'll be honest, one star is Mean but I had a lot more fun reading Fourth Wing and that was two stars. The tone is what dragged this one down for me. It reads like YA, but it's very much not. I do not believe for a second the MC is 24, she doesn't act like it at all. The sex scenes. Are there. I could make an entire post about the book ending on them having penetrative PiV sex. Part of my grievances are me not liking the genre, but I truly think this just isn't that good. Plenty of people on the internet write better more filthy works for free. Why was this sitting unassumingly on the library shelf.

*amended to two stars if this is indeed satire

The Dead Cat Tail Assassins by P Djèlí Clark ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Fine. Not much to say because it was Completely Average. Not mad I read it, but don't wish to repeat the experience. I think maybe Clark isn't an author for me, as I recall feeling similarly about A Master of Djinn. It's not so much that the characters or world feel flat, but something definitely feels missing. It was silly and lighthearted and gory and I did like that though!

The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Another hit from Sarah Beth Durst. I see your Themes. I see your Tropes. Kindness. Found family. Accepting help. All personal attacks on me. Adorable, fun, some sort of cross between T Kingfisher and Becky Chambers, I didn't want it to end, and now have a name for my spider plant. It also seems like I need to get my spider plant a friend.

The Woods All Black by Lee Mandelo ⭐️⭐️ - I have very mixed feelings about this that are really summarized as This Wasn't For Me. I like the idea that yeah you're a monster but someone loves you anyway. I like using the monster to punish those who called you one. I think there's some very specific midwestern religious trauma that I'm missing to really Get It, though. On top of that, while I recognize the themes and significance in the age gap, a 30 year old going after an 18 year old icks me out. I'd still recommend it with very very heavy reservations.

The Spare Man by Mary Robinette Kowal ⭐⭐ - Going to be honest, I just finished this and I'm already moving on. The writing was fine and I'm not put off of the author entirely, but I never felt wowed. I was annoyed more than anything. I didn't love any of the characters, but I didn't really hate anyone either. The amount of people Tesla let pet her service dog drove me nuts. The ending felt slapped together. It never really felt cohesive. I feel vindicated reading that fans of her other books also were unimpressed with this. I wouldn't steer people away from it, but I didn't have a lot of fun.

I'm tentatively excited for February. I have art ideas I'd like to get started on, I am working on a craft thing that I might be able to profit a bit off of, I'm flat out ignoring the world, book club is approaching. I'm looking for good things in the world, and I will find them. That is a threat.

[willosword]

comic spoilers

i cant stop thinking about when i was liveblogging the comics. how after the conquest fight when mark gave his “i wont hesitate to kill anymore 😡😡😡” speech i was like oh yeah he’s totally gonna take this too far and kill someone who doesnt deserve it isnt he?’ only for mark. in THE VERY NEXT ISSUE. to be like ‘And Now. I Will Proceed To Sacrifice An Innocent Man For The Greater Good 😐😑😐”

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

decided to catch up w tcf and honestly why did i decide to take a break mid-wuxia arc. out of all the possible arcs and moments