#simp Alejandro

[dramaticallytotal]

I'm Just An Assistant Headcanons: Part One

Idea Post

• Chef finds it amusing while Chris doesn't, that the crew and interns listen to Noah more than they do, Chris. Noah has to ask for something once, and they immediately set out to do it, but when Chris asks, he has to ask multiple times, or it comes out wrong.

An intern made a mistake once when Noah asked for something....once. No one made a mistake again in the face of his anger. It was understandable given that the mistake could have gotten a lot of people hurt and destroyed a lot of weeks' worth of work.

He is understanding if someone is confused as long as they ask questions to clarify, but if they don't and they go on to make an avoidable mistake that person will get a very intimidating lecture and if they still make mistakes they are fired. He doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior, given they work on one of the most dangerous shows on reality television.

Plus, most of those who consistently make mistakes end up being spies sent by the network to make the show the way they want. Which is something Noah will not stand for.

The network/producers go about this way because they are way too intimidated by Noah to call or set up a meeting with him.

• No Noah and Cody cuddling in season one, so Sierra isn't antagonistic of him. She finds him fascinating due to the times he's been on screen and the number of fans it caused. It is oddly high, which Sierra hypothesized was because of SCVAMC Syndrome. (Side-Character-Viewed-As-Main-Character Syndrome) People see someone who is or essentially is a side character, and because they don't know much about them, they are intrigued and the little they find out becomes something special. It happens all the time in video games and anime. The more mystery or missing information, the more alluring.

That's essentially what Noah was, and she finds him interesting. She kept trying to find out more about him so she could really keep her status of being the top total drama blogger.

• Because of this, Noah tried to avoid her as much as possible.

• Almost immediately when the new season started, Heather and Duncan tried to intimidate or threaten Noah for information on the season, which he, of course, ignored or outright laughed at. They tried this all the time. At the beginning of the competition, a couple episodes after, the merge, and then more towards the finale if either made it that far. Duncan even accused Noah of helping Beth in season two, which he promptly shut down.

Noah was a lot of things, but he was not a cheater. He liked his job. Why would he jeopardize it by helping someone cheat? Yeah not likely.

If he was going to help anyone cheat, it would be Owen, Izzy, or Eva. But again, he would never do that.

• He's the reason Alejandro got cast as he picked him out from hundreds of applicants for the new season. Not Dirt Bags, though that is what Alejandro believed he was auditioning for. If Dirt Bags had been the real season, he most likely would have picked José but since it was a smoke screen for the real season, Noah chose Alejandro because he thought he would be the best fit. He didn't pick Sierra though.

Apparently, Blaineley had called in a hefty favor to put her assistant/informant on the show with the producers. Noah and Chris had said no, but the network offered Noah a pay raise, and they gave Chris more freedom with the season and the next two ones that were in the planning stages. They couldn't refuse the offer.

Technically, Noah could have, but he didn't want to. Not until he met Sierra. It wasn't until then that he was thinking he should have refused.

• Alejandro first saw Noah during the break between the Pyramid Over/Underline challenge and The Amazing Camel Race challenge since the crew and interns were setting up for the next challenge. They were directed to go to the white tent and get away from the heat. Alejandro was surprised at this because all he had heard about Chris and the show was the awful conditions.

But they were provided a tent that had little fans attached to some poles that helped a little bit from the heat. They were given chairs to sit on, though they were organized by team, so Alejandro was going to take the opportunity to get to know his team. It was as Owen, the utter oaf, was spewing some story of accidentally entering and winning a hotdog eating contest that Alejandro was snapped out of his less than polite thoughts by a water bottle being shoved in his face.

"What the-?"

"Here. You guys need to hydrate. We can't have any of you keeling over because of dehydration or heat stroke." A somewhat nasally voice said in perfect monotone. It was when he finally took the water that he saw the person who the voice belonged to, and Alejandro found his heart skipped a beat at the sight.

The boy looked around their age with tan skin that was peppered with many moles and beauty marks (angel kisses his Nana called them). He had dark, oh so dark hooded brown eyes that were perpetually lidded that had bags that somehow did not diminish his beauty. He had a small wrinkle on his forehead that Alejandro found and fought the urge to run his fingers across so he could see it relaxed. Then he eyes traveled down to his lips, his pouty lips that were...oh shit...moving because he was still talking to Alejandro.

"Dude, you okay? Do you feel dizzy or anything? I can have medical in here stat." The angel said.

"Ah, no! No. No. I'm good. Just a little tired, I confess." Alejandro lied, you know, like a liar.

"Mm. Well, you did carry two girls over a pyramid. It would make sense that you're tired. Rest as much as you can before the next challenge."

"S-Si. I will. Thank you for the water amigo." He stuttered!? Since when did he stutter???

He watched as the angel walked away and continued handing out waters. He watched until the boy was in the far corner of the tent talking to some of the interns. That was when Alejandro decided he must know who his angel was! He absolutely did not want to interact with his team more, so he sought someone he thought would know the answer while not making him feel like his head would explode when they spoke. He settled on Courtney, and when he finally found out his angel's name, he knew he was a goner.

Noah~! How perfect!

• Alejandro flirts with Noah whenever he can, which is surprisingly a lot, but Noah doesn't believe he is being genuine until Noah made a self-deprecating joke about it and Alejandro snapped. He didn't mean to crowd into Noah's space, but he couldn't help him. He desperately wanted him to understand. His flirting on the show was in his contract because that was the kind of character the network wanted, and though Alejandro had no problem with casual flirting, it was getting to him because he only wanted to flirt with Noah.

He begged him to believe him, and when Noah found out that, yes, the flirting was in his contract, he started to open up a little to the flirting though he was still a little wary. Alejandro counted it as a win and promised that once the competition was over, he would still be very interested in Noah.

• Teams!!!

Team Victory: Leshawna, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Sadie

Team Amazon: Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Eva, Sierra, Katie, Beth

Team Chris: Alejandro, Owen, Izzy, Tyler, Trent, Justin, Duncan

• Ezekiel still has a contract with Chris to go feral, and Duncan still quits, which puts Team Amazon at a numbers advantage.

• If Noah isn't directly responsible for Harold's elimination, Alejandro or Izzy are the next options. And both are, in fact, responsible in this au! Izzy because there can only be one ginger! Jk, she does it because she overheard the guy lecturing her NoNo about how he could allow Chris and the show to be so culturally insensitive and that he was part of the problem. How dare he!?

Knowing her NoNo, he probably did the best he could! I mean, it definitely could have been worse than Chris dressing up like Rick O'Connell from The Mummy. Though she knew that was not what Harold was referring to, she just thought he ought to be grateful because she was fairly certain if Noah wasn't there, Chris would have worn a tacky Pharoah costume from Spirit Halloween.

Alejandro teams up with her once he catches on to what she's doing, and it's only because he heard Noah venting to some crew members, and he absolutely does not want his angel unnecessarily stressed. Harold is a cause of said stress, so he must go! (He truly is a professional simper)

• Yes! Chris's outfit is different! There will be a lot more differences in this au because Noah is working on the show instead of competing.

• There will also be more challenges! Some I made up and some inspired by RR! Since this is supposed to be a world tour, there will be two challenges conducted wherever they visit. One will be at a famous landmark and the other just somewhere well known or wherever they got permission to rent/film at.

• Courtney and Noah don't really like each other, so they have a small rivalry going on. Noah finds it entertaining while Courtney does not. He's the one who makes sure they can't be sued again. Courtney got lucky with her first and last lawsuit, but after that, Noah made sure to dot every 'i' and cross every 't' when it came to the rest of season two and the newest season.

Every time Courtney complained about something or threatened to sue for some imperceived injustice, Noah got to throw the book at her, so to say. His eidetic memory really came in handy there as he can recall and recite word for word her contract (plus everyone else's).

• Courtney and Alejandro do become friends, but Courtney is rethinking that decision when she realizes Alejandro has the biggest crush on Noah.

• Alejandro: "He wore his glasses today! Doesn't he look positively dashing!"

Courtney: "If I had a newspaper, I would smack you with it."

• Alejandro still doesn't like Owen, but he is willing to tolerate him because of all the Noah lore he drops!

Also, because his amor would be mad at him if he did anything to the buffoon.

• Noah presents a lot of the challenges with Chef, which means he has to dress up.

• Noah is actually pretty sure he's cursed because he always seems to get hurt in increasingly bizarre ways. Like the time one of the stupid apples for the New York challenge fell on him when he oversaw a small team while they were setting up for said challenge.

Or when he was bringing Chris another hot chocolate in the Yukon, and he got crushed by Trent. (Instead of Noah being launched off the chunk of ice by Owen, it was Trent.)

Before that, he had tried giving Bridgette her issued jacket when she shoved him away, yelling that she had a boyfriend. That felt like an overreaction, but he had no time to think on that because he stumbled back and slipped into a large pile of snow.

• The contestants watched as Chris worried and fretted over Noah and made him drink his original hot chocolate because he didn't want his emotionally adopted son to be cold! Think of his anemia!!! Noah was taken back to the plane to warm up before he was allowed back and decided to take Chris a replacement hot chocolate....his well intentions ended up with him being crushed under Trent and had Chef fretting over him in place of Chris.

He was grounded to the plane for the rest of the challenge.

Stupid father figures! He had work to do!!!

Next

[1-ecto-genteicist]

every year, i think about them.

this was an excuse to draw alejandro as that one stock image, but noah took over.

[lizzy019]

Me when any CoD man is either super cool or super silly and all I wanna do is feed them and pamper them and give them the nicest blowjob they've ever had so that I can be the light of their life... also because I need money and these fucking military jobs give sergeants and higher the best paycheques:

[savingsallow]

Until I Found You

Ale's journal entries on his train ride back to London, 1890.

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December 20, 1890

The clouds hang heavy in the sky, a cloak of grey that muffles the world beneath it. The wind whistles a chilling tune, though I am no stranger to its bite. As I travel on this long train ride, I find my mind wrapped in a comforting silence, but my heart? It beats with a fervour that seems all too loud.

But wait.

How can my mind be silent when thoughts twist and turn like swirling leaves caught in a gentle gale?

Allow me to take you to where it all began.

—

It was a glorious day in September, the kind where the autumn air dances around you as if to proclaim that fortune was smiling upon me.

In the halls of Hogwarts, I stood on the brink of my fifth year, fueled by aspirations that shimmered like the golden leaves outside. I was certain that my hard work would culminate in becoming a Prefect, a rather refreshing voice in a world where a Muggleborn like me could shine brightly while striving for equality.

Ah, yes, a Muggleborn in Slytherin—how delightfully ironic! With each phrase, "Points to Slytherin!" and every exam I passed with flying colours. The professors praised my efforts; I was hailed as an academic force. With each spell I cast and every duel I won, I proved myself more than capable, challenging the underestimation that clung to my title; a duelling maestro.

I revelled in the support of friends who knew they could lean on me. What more could I ask for? I was as close to having it all as one could be.

Yet, amidst the accolades and admiration, my friends often mused, “Ale, how can such a strapping lad still be without a partner?” It’s true; I’ve flirted and indulged in the allure of romance—I adore the grandiosity of love, the theatrical flair that accompanies it. Still, I understand that nothing worth having should be rushed. My heart longs to dive headfirst into the depths of true connection. I’m more than willing to be patient for the right person to come along.

Until I found you.

The girl with the hair like cherry blossoms, ethereal and captivating. Wrapped in an air of mystery, you present a fascinating riddle for me to solve—a blend of sublime beauty and utter intrigue. Your quiet confidence draws me in, enchanting yet boldly unyielding. You seem to glide through the halls, indifferent to the whispers and glances, content simply to be yourself, radiant and unapologetic.

At first glance, you may appear cold, a fortress built of icy walls, but how dare you shatter that veneer with the warmth you so effortlessly harbour? With just a smile—shy yet reassuring—you melt the very thoughts I thought I had all figured out. Fierce yet gentle, your essence wraps around my heart like a delicate vine—how can someone born into such a notorious legacy embody such captivating warmth?

I knew I had to know you.

Oh, Val, how you bring colour in my world of black and white, my unexpected beautiful disruption, the chaos that made sense. You challenge me in ways I never expected, unconsciously daring me to unravel the complexities of your heart. Suddenly, I’m not the flamboyant charmer; I’m a stuttering contradiction, caught up in my own disarray.

There was a time when I thrived in solitude, relishing my own company, yet you have waltzed into my existence and shifted the very foundation of my world. I discovered the love of my life amidst all the inner turmoil and external pressures I've been handling. You become the light that grazes the unassuming prism unlocking its possibilities.

In truth, there’s one undeniable realization that keeps me awake on silent nights. That is, I may never find love like this again. My heart senses it.

I would never fall unless it's you I fall into.

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These journal entries are strongly inspired by the song "Until I Found You" by Stephen Sanchez.

I accidentally stumbled upon this song on one of my old playlists and it instantly reminded me of Ale soooo—

Here we are 😌✨

[additional notes:]

❄️ non-native english speaker here, so teeny tiny grammatical errors may be present.

❄️ not a writer; just writing for fun!✨

❄️ if my style isn't your cup of tea, respectfully skedaddle in peace~

❄️ i hope you enjoyed this reading, and thank you!🫂❤️‍🔥

[decaf-mother]

I love being unapologetically a whore for fictional characters.

[lialucis]

Thank you to @on-a-lucky-tide for their advice on bikes. I cry cause I could not find a red one but it's such a sexy bike, like damn I want one.

And @laswells-ashtray for the fucking brain wyrms, here we go assholes. Newest word vomit inbound!!!

🍒 💖 Shitty Google translate away~! 💖🍒 💖

Cereza-Cherry

Rudolpho 'Cereza' Perra

A dumb nickname from childhood, since the first day they met. Rudy always had a thing for anything cherry flavored. Ice cream, soda, candies, and chapstick. Naturally as he grew older it didn't change, just evolved. From ice cream, to a Vento Rocketman 300.

It had cost a pretty penny, maybe, but it was a good way to pass time. It was fast, nimble, and easy to maneuver. And oh so relaxing as he spent his free time slowly hand painting over the gray metal with an old cherry red he found. The paint staining his hands and clothes for weeks, even a small smudge under his jaw where he had a habit of scratching when in thought.

From Soda to a cherry flavored whiskey, you bet your ass I don't know shit about alcohol 💖. From candies, to a tattoo on the curve of his hip below his belt of a pair of cherries. And worst, or maybe the best of all, from cherry chapstick to cherry flavored lube.

Not to mention how damn good he got for double knotting, maybe even a few times triple knotting, a cherry stem and leaving it for someone. An invitation given in the most casual way.

And it was all a damn joke, a pair of cherry studs. But never did the man get his ears pierced no, earrings get ripped out fighting dirty fighters like the cartel. But you can bet Alejandro's right nut Rudy took them in and customized them. From studs to bar bells with those little cherries on each end.

Everything about that man screams Cereza, from his hair to his skin. After consuming it so long, of course it would seep into ones body. The decals and stickers came in excuse from their unit, slapped on anything Rudy assigned by anyone. That was Rudy's thing, even the baby recruits knew this. But Alejandro, he knew it intimately well.

It's what lead to his little 'oops' moment. Rudy away with a handful of men scouting out a cartel ring or some shit the Colonel can't remember. Running his tongue over his lips, licking the cherry chapstick off yet again. Missing the taste of his sweet sweet Rudy, his little Cereza. Eyes lidded and a soft hiccup from the half empty peach tequila next to the pile of reports. That word bouncing around his skull with every kick.

Cereza Cereza Cereza Cereza Cereza

It wasn't his fault, he didn't mean to, he should have gone to bed hours ago. But in black ink, it was there, carved in stone and in his mind.

Alejandro Cereza Vargas

Bike in question, I NEED IT

[alphaclxwn]

the sole reason i dont ship aleduncan as much as id like is bc their dumb ass facial hair limits me

they get stuck together like velcro

[not-eli]

Heather's hairtye breaks and her hair falls down and she's frustrated and she asks Alejandro if he has a spare one and he has never seen her with her hair down and he's staring at her with heart eyes and -

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Imagine if Soap was really flexible or just able to perform graceful gymnastics in training and in the battlefield.

Like, it's not obvious because of his build, but when he does it, it just leaves you with your mouth open for a while. Some recruit just witnessing Soap do the splits and then just unable to stop staring.

Mix this in with his simps and boom, disaster (ig).

I actually wrote a thing like this ages ago but I don’t think I ever posted it. Anyway! I didn’t realise I had this, so sorry for the late ass reply.

But I can legit see Soap doing stretches and yoga and shit in the gym (cause you can’t stay flexible if you don’t work the muscles) and everyone who comes in sees him in increasingly ridiculous poses that take a crazy amount of flexibility to pull off.

Some are amazed, others are just in awe and then there’s the handful who see it and near immediately drop dead from the images and thoughts now ravaging their minds.

Like Gaz is one of the ones that’s just pure amazed and tries to get Soap to help him out with his own flexibility. He’s not nearly as crazy with it as the Scot but he’s gotten pretty good and he can proudly say he’s used it to his advantage more than once.

Price is a mix of amazed and exasperated cause he knows for damn sure the man doesn’t need to be posed like that for stretching out his legs but it’s still interesting to see. Plus its mildly amusing when the rest of the squad come in.

Rudy blushes like ten shades of red and nearly trips on his treadmill when Soap bends perfectly in half at the waist, holding the backs of his calves for a moment before slowly standing up, smiling in what Rudy swears to the fuckin gods is smug arousal.

Alejandro nearly drops a weight on his foot when the Scot sits across from him on the ground, splits his legs wide and leans forward till his chest touches the ground, arms spread in front of him and hand coming up in a small wave as he winks.

König doesn’t even make it into the gym to witness the full glory of Soap’s flexibility I reckon. He sees the man playing limbo in the common rooms with some recruits and just about dies of heatstroke under his hood when the man makes it the lowest out of everyone.

Ghost keeps it together best (obviously) but there’s no denying the way his eyes linger and trail when Soap is doing his stretches. The Brit gets especially worked up when the Scot does the ones that require some serious strength in the core or arms. The one time Soap went from a plank into a handstand, slowly and with precision, Ghost actually whipped himself in the legs with the skipping rope he was using.

He denied it ever happening and promised bloody murder on Gaz if he ever saw the video of it anywhere other than on his phone but with the way Soap smiled at him with that shit eating little grin of his he doesn’t think he escaped fully unscathed.

[liamrev]

He’s so cool and suave

Alternate Britney version

[dramaticallytotal]

The Rise of Team E-Scope Headcanons: Part Three

Idea Post Last Part

• Izzy being entertained by DJ's animal curse at first: "That's my son. DJ. The animal killer."

Noah worried for all his animal friends he knows are working for the show: "Izzy, as much as you know I appreciate a good quote, I don't think now is a good time for Starkid quotes."

Izzy with a hand held to her heart looking absolutely betrayed: "Noah Navam Mason Mudaliar! You take that back! Every time, all the time, is good for Starkid quotes!"

Yes, Izzy and Noah are fellow Dikrats.

• Izzy and Noah often quote things and look at each other to see if the other heard or got it and get super happy when they respond in kind if the quote is a two person of a long one.

• I do headcanon for the Halloween after Action Izzy made Noah do a duo costume with her, which turned into a group costume with her being Mable and Noah being Dipper, Owen was Soos and Eva was bribed into being Bill Cipher.

• Everyone thinks it's great that Noah and Eva are there to control and talk reason into Izzy and Owen but the truth is when all four of them are together they tend to share like 2 braincells max. Usually, Noah has ownership of them. But with his innate curiosity and thirst for knowledge, sometimes he gets roped into the shenanigans because he needs to see the outcomes.

• Eva and Noah bond over their similar senses of humor, but Eva also brings out the competitive side of Noah, and the two tend to have small competition between the two. Like who can take the most food off Owen's plate before he notices or the plate becomes empty. Or who can send Izzy on a long-winded story about herself or her family and betting on which competitors get annoyed first and snap.

• Owen and Noah give me Inigo and Fezzik vibes like the two will just get into random rhyming moments. Owen brings out the more childish side to Noah. He loves to make his little buddy laugh.

• Because of Izzy and Noah, they won the Area 51 challenge. Noah is no snitch, but he is worried about how many things Izzy managed to take and hide on her person.

• Same challenge Noah definitely hacked into Area 51 to turn off all the alarms and lasers, and Alejandro would be a big liar who lied if he didn't admit he was impressed and found it oddly attractive.

• Team E-Scope seems to have adopted some players. They fully believe they just made new friends, which yay! They're not the best at making friends, so they count it as a win. Because they continue to stick up for Katie and Sadie, the two girls tend to listen to their thoughts a lot. Though they never say it out loud, the two definitely think they're all in an alliance and vote whoever seems to be the target. Cody is also someone who views them all in an alliance. Eva won his loyalty with how she protected him from Sierra and consequently helped him vote her off.

• Katie, Sadie, and Cody: hehe we are such a sneaky alliance.

Team E-Scope: What are our three runts snickering about?

Owen: Yay, my buddies are making new friends 🥰

• Alejandro & Heather seeing the group's numbers grow: Damn they're good.

• Another point on Alejandro's: Noah is more than he seems, list, was added in Jamaica. While Noah was definitely distracted by Mr. Speedo. Mr. Speedo was also distracted by him. Specifically, the sight of him without his many shirts and look, yes, Alejandro is but a teenage boy, but also Noah was surprisingly fit for someone who everyone said was lanky and the most unathletic person on the show ever.

So why did he have some muscle definition?

• That would be a thanks to Eva, Izzy, his sisters Nisha, Nila, Nidhi, and Naomi, and actually Owen. His chubby buddy had been so excited for all four of them to hang out more, and he took them to his favorite restaurants. It meant Noah was made to eat. It's not that he doesn't like eating or is picky, but he tends to get distracted and lazy and miss meals. But because of everyone's efforts, he actually gained weight, which his doctor was very pleased with.

• Izzy and Noah are definitely Epic: The Musical fans.

• Chris definitely rigs the votes to keep certain people in the competition. For the views!!! Not because he's fond of Noah and Noah would be sad if his friends got out before their schemes could bear fruit! That group is where the money is at that's all.

• Eva made Noah swim a lot as part of her training mainly because she knew it was an activity Noah actually enjoyed. It definitely helped in giving him more muscle. He was already a fast swimmer when he wanted to be, but the training improved it. Which is why he was the second one to reach his team's boat in Newfoundland.

• Eva maybe still holds a grudge against Courtney, so sometimes she can't help but start little arguments with her and then pretend that she was clueless how it started. (Izzy has taught her how to weaponize her 'sad cat' face.)

Eva: Look, I know you don't like me, but what did I do to make you yell at me?

Courtney: you're the one who said my shoes were stupid out of nowhere!

Eva:....Courtney, you were complaining about them being stupid the other day, and I made a joke and asked if they were being stupid again...

Courtney: that is not what you said!

Eva: obviously this was a misunderstanding

Courtney: don't gaslight me!!!

The rest of Team Amazon, but especially Cody: calm down Courtney. It was a misunderstanding! Eva wouldn't gaslight someone.

• Later, Eva would be in the confessional with the biggest shit eating grin ever and just look dead at the camera: I did say her shoes looked stupid.

• Noah trained Izzy and Eva to resist Justin's charms. Which more than definitely paid off the first time Noah got to witness both of his friends resist Justin's smile and the sudden whipping off his shirt in Egypt. It left the fool floored and it was glorious!

• In this au, Noah can still really sing, and the first time, he was made to really sing in front of everyone it wasn't just Trent, Cody, and Harold who wanted Noah to join their emo band, it was also Justin. Which added to his flirting with Noah.

• He definitely calls Noah his little songbird and angel of music (he's a phantom fan).

• Alejandro feels this indescribable urge to take a page out of Noah's book and start throwing things at the model every time he does so.

• Izzy and Noah have a habit of scheming in different languages, and it frightened the others the first time they heard them talking. The fear heightened when the two went from conversing in ASL to German to Russian to French back to ASL. Eva helpfully points out that those aren't even all the languages the two speak.

• The gwuncan kiss did happen, but not because they like each other. It was an actual accident caused by the planes' turbulence when Duncan was about to leave so Gwen could finish her venting. It didn't even last long, but it was long enough for Tyler to see and run away before anything could be explained. It wasn't even much of a kiss. It was more like their faces got mushed together.

• Eva went to make a confessional when she accidentally heard Duncan and Gwen freaking out about a kiss. She didn't really stay to listen to the whole thing because she was freaking out over the news. She knew Noah was cool with Gwen, and she didn't know what to do or say, so she went to find him and tell him everything.

• Noah is shocked and also uncertain because he did not believe Gwen nor Duncan, who annoyed him, would ever cheat. He explains as much to Eva and correctly guesses that it was probably the turbulence. Noah has faith in Gwen that Gwen would tell Courtney about the mistake, but when no news came of it until Greece, he kind of started to doubt it. That is until Gwen grabbed him and confessed the whole thing and begged him for advice on how to tell Courtney.

• It's a whole mess made even messier by Tyler loudly shouting he saw Gwen and Duncan kiss during their challenge for no reason (he didn't know Alejandro planned it) Courtney was inconsolable and wouldn't listen to anyone, let alone Gwen and Duncan, when they tried to explain it wasn't even a kiss it was the turbulence.

• Trent became really protective of Gwen because Courtney couldn't see reason, so was acting out, Sierra was being more crazy than usual, and Heather, who was trying to milk the drama as much as she could.

• This was the episode Sierra got voted out because Courtney sabotaged her team's wings. Her plan backfired on her since she wanted to vote Gwen out, but Eva promised Cody they would get Sierra out and made sure Gwen voted the girl, too. Cody somehow convinced Sierra to vote for Courtney. He didn't feel guilty about tricking her, Eva helped him see that the rest of the team should have helped him with Sierra the way Eva tried to.

• When Courtney threw a fit about Gwen not being gone, Eva lost it. She yelled at all her teammates, excluding Cody. She yelled at them about keeping Sierra in despite the fact they knew how she was treating Cody. And if it was the other way around or god forbid it was one of them dealing with a crazy stalker said stalker would have been off the plane first chance they got. She ranted about how she expected them as women to understand but she was wrong she guessed.

• Then she yelled into the cameras about everyone who acted like Sierra and the fact the producers let her in and made Chris keep her in. Because she knew Chris hated fans like that, considering the man had his fair share of stalkers.

• Little did she know that words made an impact, and there were a lot of TD fans angry with the producers, especially since Chris joined in and explained he wanted her gone the first episode. The producers tried to throw him under the bus, and that's when he called his lawyers and publicly tweeted all the messages he sent to the network about Sierra. None of the competitors know this is going on. Chris was more than a little done with the producers, and the way this season was getting views, he was making his move of buying out the producers. Or maybe just buy the rights to the show and take it to a different network.

• This is why he was on the phone all China.

• Once Noah and Izzy found out Sierra was gone, they cheered and hugged Cody because they knew how big this was for him, and this further boosted Team E-Scope's popularity.

• Anytime Alejandro flirts with Noah, Izzy and Eva look into the cameras as a live slugs reaction. The viewers think it's hilarious.

• Trent is trying to figure out how he became the sane one on his team. He doesn't like it. Alejandro, take the brain cell back, please! Stop making goo-goo eyes at Noah!

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[commonrur]

My main fandom rn consists of 2 people, me and my bf....the fandom is his OC Lore..

[savingsallow]

— I got your back! ✨

[val & ale: just alejandro being the best boy bestie]

"you're welcome"

"you're not doing that face again"

"you're an idiot, but what would i do without you"

— trying hard to get her attention × annoyed but extremely happy to see him there —

continuation of my previous post: "dead inside"

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shots by the QUEEN herself 👑✨:

pose by:

[strixton]

no matter how far into sipping for other characters I get, Karl Heisenberg is always there at the top of my list. that gross engineering cowboy old man is still on the top of my fictional simp list, and he isn't even the prettiest one on the list. but he's these and I think he'll be there for a while

[gothghostiie]

watching call me Kevin play mw2 is so ??? like me too babygirl

[cookie-lore-keeper]

WHY ARE MY REBLOGS FILLED WITH HORNY PEOPLE????

//NOT FIRE SPIRIT BEING CANONICALLY SEXY 😭😭😭