#simp Alejandro

[dramaticallytotal]

Simp-ly Love At First Sight

A very crack-y idea where Alejandro basically falls head over heels for Noah right away. And I am such a big fan of pathetic when in love Alejandro, so there will be plenty.

Alejandro: "His biting wit and lack of fashion sense has captivated me."

It does have elements from the plot twist idea like Alejandro orchestrating eliminations for Noah/Noah's benefit. Noah's kind of oblivious about it all. He genuinely thinks Alejandro is just a naturally flirty person, and yeah, he is, but he is trying so hard to get Noah to notice he is really flirting with him. I mean, he literally always gives Noah a kiss on the hand as a greeting or when the opportunity strikes.

Noah: "My new friend is really flirty with me....it must be his thing like Izzy being crazy."

Alejandro drawing hearts in his plotting notebook: "And once we're dating, we'll be the best power couple and dominate this game."

Alejandro is still a scheming and manipulative dude, but he uses it for Noah and himself. He still doesn't like Owen for his general Owenness but also because he's super jealous of how close he and Noah are.

London never happened like it did in Canon because Alejandro doesn't flirt as obviously as he does in canon. Noah knows he's manipulative, but he's pretty apathetic about it. I mean, if it helps to benefit the team, he won't complain, but he will if it means throwing a challenge like in Germany. He confronted Alejandro in the cargo hold. Got up in his face and everything, even pointed his finger harshly into his chiseled chest.

Alejandro: "His face is close to mine, and he's touching me! Best day ever!"

After that, he no longer tries to lose challenges because that's what his love wants. Everyone knows how whipped he is for Noah, except Noah, and they think it's hilarious. (Unless they are one of the people that got eliminated because of Alejandro.)

Heather gets out earlier in this mainly because Noah made a comment about Alejandro having an obvious crush on her, and he absolutely cannot have his darling think his eyes would ever be swayed from him.

The first time Alejandro heard and saw Noah take charge and scheme, he nearly dropped to a knee and proposed right then. He did actually propose during the wedding challenge since Chris thought Alejandro being pathetic was ratings gold and made sure he and Noah were paired together for the challenge. Complete with Noah being in a weirdly fitting wedding dress that Chef definitely did not help pick out because he thought it would fit Noah and help make Alejandro more pathetic. That was actually when Noah realized Alejandro liked him, and well, maybe he had a small crush on him in return.

Them winning immunity was the cherry on top for Alejandro. It was basically a honeymoon since he confessed, and Noah confessed in return they had shared a kiss or two....or more. They ate their cake, and Alejandro even managed to feed Noah a bit, which had made him giddy. Much to Alejandro's delight, they do become a really good power couple. Dominating challenges, making alliances, and voting out those who stand in their way, and all the while being disgustingly cute the entire way.

Everyone is so done with them, but Chris and Chef are basically that one HTTYD meme of Hiccup giving Toothless a supportive thumbs up.

Not so surprisingly, it ends up with them as the final two, and everyone expected them to be all cute and hardly compete, but are surprised when they are vicious yet flirting. Noah likes being challenged, and when he's challenged, he's like a whole different person. He becomes determined and competitive, and Alejandro is swooning. Alejandro ends up losing, but that's okay because his darling won and was happy.

Though he was scared that his parents would be disappointed in him but surprise surprise, when José went to tease Alejandro about being so pathetic, their mother just hugged Alejandro and laughed. Apparently, their father had been the same way with their mother when they first met, and she thought it was positively adorable that Alejandro took after his father in this. It was the closest Alejandro had ever felt to his dad, and his dad had even laughed with him about how deep Burromuerto men fell for their loved ones. Somehow, meeting and dating Noah helped his father see past his shortcomings in comparison to José.

Alejandro proposed once more.

José was more than shocked when Noah basically became the favorite son, Carlos just laughed. Alejandro's parents absolutely adored his boyfriend. His mother loved how family oriented he was, and his father appreciated how smart Noah was. Plus, being a millionaire was a big plus, too.

[1-ecto-genteicist]

every year, i think about them.

this was an excuse to draw alejandro as that one stock image, but noah took over.

[lizzy019]

Me when any CoD man is either super cool or super silly and all I wanna do is feed them and pamper them and give them the nicest blowjob they've ever had so that I can be the light of their life... also because I need money and these fucking military jobs give sergeants and higher the best paycheques:

[lymmsweb]

How COD men would show physical affection

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

John “Soap” MacTavish

Alejandro Vargas

Summary: headcanons on how COD men would hug/touch you

Words: 322

Tws: none

Simon “Ghost” Riley

I don't see him being a big hugger, he would rather touch your waist or back softly as he stands next to you, press his thigh up against yours in meetings, rubbing your nuckles with his thumb in bed. He doesn't particularly like being touched in such a body to body way, although he wouldn't put up a fight if you were the touchy one in the relationship. He would only ever hug if you were upset or he was on the verge of an emotional breakdown.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

A 50/50 hugger depending on the environment, long and gentle back massaging hugs in private/areas where no one was near, brief hugs in public. He sneaks up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist and pushes his body up against yours, it's almost never sexual, he just really enjoys your body heat. A big forehead kisser, it doesn't matter if your taller than him, he will always try to kiss your forehead at any given moment that wasn't at work.

John “Soap” MacTavish

100% a hugger, his love language is physical touch. He will give you bear hugs pretty much anywhere, he doesn't care who stares he will squeeze you so hard that your ribs are on the verge of bruising. If you're not comfortable with pda he'll try his best not to do such extravagant ways, instead leaving them for private times. He also enjoys just laying on your lap and looking up at you, taking in every feature of you face.

Alejandro Vargas

Like Gaz, he's a 50/50 hugger. He’ll almost always greet you with quick hugs, pat your shoulder, and brush your hands up against each other in public. In private times he'd slap your butt, pull you by the waist, kiss your cheeks every 5 minutes. He's a big cuddler too, whenever he had free time his favourite pass time is big spooning you on the couch to watch some reality tv with you.

[decaf-mother]

I love being unapologetically a whore for fictional characters.

[savingsallow]

— I got your back! ✨

[val & ale: just alejandro being the best boy bestie]

"you're welcome"

"you're not doing that face again"

"you're an idiot, but what would i do without you"

— trying hard to get her attention × annoyed but extremely happy to see him there —

continuation of my previous post: "dead inside"

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shots by the QUEEN herself 👑✨:

pose by:

[misiahasahardname]

total drama world tour if it was based

WOW my doodles look a lot weirder coloured. here’s a colourless one (don’t ask why i made these transparent because idek)

[alphaclxwn]

the sole reason i dont ship aleduncan as much as id like is bc their dumb ass facial hair limits me

they get stuck together like velcro

[not-eli]

Heather's hairtye breaks and her hair falls down and she's frustrated and she asks Alejandro if he has a spare one and he has never seen her with her hair down and he's staring at her with heart eyes and -

[molotovmetro]

Hello there!

Hope you're doing good, enjoying your life!

I just had a beautiful (and tiring) day with my boyfriend, we went to ski and then an idea pops in my head.

COD boys + Los Vaqueros + König (yes i need my babygirl) with Male Reader who teachs them how to ski in Montreal! (or wherever you want, i'm just a proud canadian)

You can make it as a headcanon or short story. And hope you can enjoy doing it, if you're not confy with it, fine by me.

Have a wonderful day/night and don't forget to drink water. Ciao!

That sounds like such a good time!

I didn't specify a place in any of these except König's, but where I live Austria and Switzerland are the most common ski vacation destinations so most of what I know about skiing is based on that so I hope it's not too different

I hope you don't mind I left out Rudy for now, I really need to replay the game to get a better grip on his character. That being said this is my first time writing for COD so I'm still working on my characterization a little.

Thank you for requesting :)

Warnings: none! Except for possible inaccuracies because I've never been skiing

M!reader

Being taught to ski by the 141 + Los Vaqueros + König

Ghost

Ghost is in his element. A ski piste is one of the only places in day to day life where a balaclava doesn't stand out.

It's nice to not draw the attention for once.

Would like to try snowboarding as well.

He probably picked up skiing once for a job, so he knows what he's doing relatively well.

Ghost is a man of few words, so he's probably not going to give you long winded explanations. He'll explain the basics, do a little demonstration, and then let you try it and correct where needed.

Its a little impersonal at times, but it's effective. If you look closely though, you might notice the soft look in his eyes.

Soap

Soap is mostly looking forward to the Après-ski.

A day of having fun with you in the snow and then ending it with a party or just a cozy couple of drinks together, it's perfect to him.

Soap finds a lot of pleasure in the little things. Some fun activities, sneaking some spiked hot drinks, and some good food, and he's the happiest man on earth.

He barely knows what he's doing himself, but he makes up for it in enthusiasm. You'll figure it out together as you go!

It's a small miracle neither of you got hurt.

Price

Price really deserves the vacation.

Like Soap, he's looking forward to tiring himself out during the day and then relaxing with good food, a couple of drinks, and a cigar in the evening.

Also picked up the skill for a job, but mastered it.

This man is used to training soldiers, so he's a good teacher. His rookies definitely don't get the soft treatment you do, though. He's all praise and encouraging smiles.

He's surprisingly relaxed out here. As busy as he is with work, he cherishes any quality time he gets with you.

Gaz

This man has no idea what he's doing.

Gaz has no intention of breaking a leg however, so he'll go the extra mile to hire a professional teacher.

He's a fast learner though, and he will tease you about it. All in good nature of course.

"Aw, c'mon, love. It's not that hard."

It is. It is that hard.

He'll use his advantage to help you a bit, and the instructor is probably rolling his eyes a little at his horrible flirting.

You get your revenge later when you get to laugh at him as he takes a tumble.

Alejandro

Alejandro doesn't have the most experience either, but he knows what he's doing relatively well.

He takes the opportunity to float with you, making suggestive comments between compliments and getting a little handsy while correcting your stance.

Expect a lot of showing off. He's trying to impress you.

König

Ski King.

Austria is known for its ski tourism. You're in König's domain now.

He's a great teacher, but can be a little impatient. Not that he would get irritated with you, but he's just so excited and can't wait to start!

He'd teach you the very basics, everything you need to know to have fun and don't die, and then he'd figure you'll get a grip on it as you go.

Even despite his impatience, he'd still be considerate. Especially at first, he'll start off only going short distances before stopping to check in on you, only feeling comfortable going further after making sure you're good.

He's as chaotic out there as he is on the field. It's incredibly amusing and kind of endearing to see him enjoy himself like that.

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Lmaooo that’s so funny soap being a villain but is too attractive so everyone just falls for him. It’s funny to think if he was ever interrogated because I think he would either flirt with who ever is going in to talk to him or is just making massive puppy eyes and is like “*gasp* you’re gonna hurt me?” With tears in his eyes and everyone is like “NO I’M SORRY”. I feel like certain people reaction’s would be so confusing to soap I feel like ghost and könig would be like I caught/found him first he’s mine and Rudy and Alejandro I’m not sure but they would love him.

Between one moment and the next my entire tumblr changed it’s layout. Anyway! For some reason I wasn’t notified of this and I’m so sorry for responding late.

But if Soap were captured he’d pull puppy eyes on Rudy, Gaz and König. Those three are the softest mf’s on the task force and would fall for it so damn hard that they’d probs let the man go if exposed to it any longer.

Rudy would pull out the pet names so damn quickly and go so soft on the man that Soap would actually feel somewhat bad for manipulating him like this.

Gaz I reckon would feel like he was hurting his little brother or kicking his dog and he’d develop a guilt complex like a mile long.

König would full on just become a flustered mess. He’d go in, all brooding, silent and strong and the second Soap pulled those watery puppy eyes on him he’d melt in the doorway and beg forgiveness.

Ghost and Alejandro would definitely be the ones Soap flirted with, hands down.

Like he’d flirt with Alejandro and the man would just completely forget what he even went in there to do. It would suddenly turn into a competition to see who could flirt better, and all it takes is Soap purring fluent Spanish with this smug little grin for him to know Alejandro’s a goner for him.

Ghost is a little trickier to break down but Soap wouldn’t be who he was if he didn’t love himself a challenge. It takes a few minutes of Ghost just sitting there stoically, but once Soap pulls out the Gaelic pet names and starts complimenting the man he knows he’s won.

Ghost literally takes the flirting and pet names as a proclamation of love and full on just decides, “Yeah he’s mine now. Touch him and I’ll kill you.” 😂

Price got one look at that shit eating grin and familiar Scottish drawl and knew for a damn fact he was abandoning his side for Soap. He came to care for the man like a son back during SAS days and it doesn’t matter if those are long since gone, that’s his son damnit!!

[just-another-siimp]

Call out my Name Pt1.

Pairing: Ghost x F!Reader Warnings: Mentions of violence, guns and typical COD things, Reader likes tea a lot, fools in love, this is unedited so i apologise in advance. Authors Note: This is a four part series, please please please reblog if you enjoyed reading it. Not only is it nice for my work to be seen but it's also a massive confidence boost <3. This chapter is set before the events of Strike.

Neither you or Ghost can sleep, you sought each others company each time the silence became too loud. It became a habit, whispered confessions, meaningful conversations and simple chatter all in the early hours of the morning.

Briefing as always was long winded, Price tried to keep it short and sharp but with Soaps near constant joking alongside the myriad of questions they had about their individual assignments it went far longer than intended. With the task force still being relatively new it wasn’t odd for them to split, and as one of the newer members and the squad's first combat approved medic it was hard to keep track of them. After the briefing you’d returned to your room calling it an early night, hoping that despite the pre-deployment nerves you’d manage to get at least a few hours of sleep in. 

Sleep never came. 

The red glow of your digital clock seemed to taunt you as minutes turned to hours, eventually you gave up. Slipping out of bed, ignoring the cold bite of the concrete flooring as it made contact with bare feet. The hallways were empty, as you expected them to be at one am. Passing Soaps room you paused, soft snores indicating that the Scotsman was dead to the world which wasn’t out of the ordinary. Across from him was Gaz, a soft tune playing from the radio in his room could be heard. He often played music to sleep, you assumed that it was for comfort he later confessed that he did it to drown out Soaps snoring. As you approached Ghost’s room there was only silence, if it were anyone else you would have been worried but you’d become accustomed to the enigma that was Ghost. Perhaps he was already up on the roof, guilt pooled in your stomach as you secretly hoped that he too was having trouble sleeping.

Shuffling into the kitchen you made a b-line for the kettle, grabbing a mug you started on making tea. It was something simple, something easy and something that provided a source of warmth and comfort during the lonely hours of the night. Normally you’d make two mugs, one for you and one for the lieutenant. Except he was being responsible for once and actually getting some sleep. The soothing scent of peppermint filled your senses, a sigh of relief left you as your body relaxed at the smell alone. Picking up the mug you made your way up to the roof, leeching off of the tea's warmth as a cool breeze washed over you.

There wasn't much to see from the roof of the base, mainly the shooting range which remained unused with most of the base sound asleep in their rooms. Spotting the set of deck chairs that had been smuggled onto the roof you moved forward and sat, head leaning back to stare up at the starless night. 

- 

You’d lost track of the time, the sudden weight of a jacket being draped over your body was enough to wake you. When had you fallen asleep? The familiar smell of gunpowder and whiskey pulled you from your sleepy haze, eyes opening only to land on Ghosts hulking figure. He stood in front of you, mask covering his face as usual and even then you could tell that he was disappointed. Although you couldn’t tell if it was because he was disappointed in you, or because he’d woken you up.

“You shouldn’t be sleeping on the roof, Chip.”

He attempted to scold you but there was no real weight to his words, you were fairly sure it was just his way of showing you that he cared. After all if he didn't, why would he make sure you were warm enough? Shrugging you sat up, pulling the jacket on in an attempt to rid the chill that slowly crept up your spine. Ghost pulled the deck chair closer to yours, taking a seat and offering you a fresh mug of peppermint tea. This man was a literal god.

"Thanks Lt. What time is it?" 

"3am." You turned away as he lifted his mask, taking a sip from his own mug. Even after almost a year of sleepless nights spent on this roof you still turned away, out of respect for his privacy. It had been a few years since you’d first met the legendary Ghost, he’d saved your life. 

- 

“Rookie! Rookie- get back!” Your commanding officer screamed at you, pushing you hard in the chest as the building crumbled. You fell flat on your ass, dust clouded your vision as you scooted backwards trying to avoid the rubble that fell at your feet. Standing up you looked around, trying to find a way out of the house you were now trapped in. Your comm crackled to life, the Lieutenants voice strained as he spoke. “Rookie? You there..” 

“You sound injured, Sir. I’ll come find you.”  

“No- not enough time. Just get out of here! Find the others and get to evac. That’s an order.” 

The rest passed by in a blur, you’d managed to climb out of a window and drop down into an empty alleyway. Gunfire sounded in the distance, the yells of enemy soldiers were close. Perhaps they hadn’t seen you yet. So you ran, doing your best to make it to the evac point before it was too late. For the first time you were alone in a warzone, it wasn’t your first time facing combat but it was your first time alone in enemy territory. 

Reaching a crossroad you came to a dead stop, three enemy soldiers blocked the way and they’d seen you. Scrambling back behind the wall you crouched, returning fire trying to ignore the feeling of dread that filled your chest as more soldiers appeared. Ducking back you reloaded your weapon, desperately trying to find the best way out of the situation you’d gotten yourself into. That’s when you realised that their fire had redirected, instead of shooting at you their focus was on the sudden appearance of a masked man. 

Ghost had appeared out of the shadows, it was as if he had been there the whole time lying in wait. It was a bloodbath and somehow you’d both made it out of there alive. He didn’t say a word to you when you reached the evac point, only nodding when you thanked him before reuniting with your squad. 

-

“Chip? Are you even listening to me?” His voice pulled you from the memory, blinking a few times you tilted your head. Had he been speaking the whole time?

“Sorry- I totally zoned out.” 

“Wow, and here I was thinking I had your undivided attention.” He teased lightly, sipping his tea.

“Well- if it makes you feel better I was thinking about you.” Your brain had short circuited the moment the words left your mouth, even under the mask you could see that he was smirking at your comment. You’d flirted with Ghost before, a dangerous game the two of you played as you toed the line between just friends and something more. There were feelings there, but neither of you would act on them.

“If that’s the case, I think I’ll just cut to the chase then.” Confused, you tilted your head to the side, scooting to the edge of the chair to listen to what he had to say. It wasn’t often that Simon told you something, normally you’d be doing most of the talking unless something was really bothering him. “After this mission, would you like to go out to dinner with me? As a date?” 

For the second time in minutes your brain was short circuiting, surely this was some sort of sick fever dream. Ghost asking you out on a date, an actual date. All you could do was stare at him dumbfounded, he stared back his gaze serious yet soft as he waited for your answer. 

“Ghost I-” 

“Simon.. Call me Simon.” 

“I would love to go on a date with you, Sim-”

You were cut short by the access door swinging wildly, Soap stepped out with a dramatic yawn, Gaz followed close behind with two mugs of coffee. They spotted you both and cheered, as if it had been their mission to find you both in the first place. Scooting to the side you gave Gaz enough room to sit next to you, Soap attempted the same with Ghost and was shot with a harsh glare. You couldn’t help but laugh. 

With Gaz and Soap now on the roof there was too much chatter, they were already debating which team would win the football cup. Trying to get Ghost to add in his opinion as if he were some sort of football god. Catching his eye you smiled, a pink hue rising on your cheeks as he winked at you. 

All you could do was hope that deployment ended fast.

[liamrev]

He’s so cool and suave

Alternate Britney version

[commonrur]

My main fandom rn consists of 2 people, me and my bf....the fandom is his OC Lore..

[noahtally-famous]

that moment when you’ve so many rewrite/canon divergence au ideas for various td seasons bc each season in that damn show had its cons as well as pros, and it’ll be fun to pick out the characterizations and the ‘what ifs’

[maebyshifting]

now why gaz and price kinda…