#dont care if im wrong

[lialucis]

Thank you to @on-a-lucky-tide for their advice on bikes. I cry cause I could not find a red one but it's such a sexy bike, like damn I want one.

And @laswells-ashtray for the fucking brain wyrms, here we go assholes. Newest word vomit inbound!!!

🍒 💖 Shitty Google translate away~! 💖🍒 💖

Cereza-Cherry

Rudolpho 'Cereza' Perra

A dumb nickname from childhood, since the first day they met. Rudy always had a thing for anything cherry flavored. Ice cream, soda, candies, and chapstick. Naturally as he grew older it didn't change, just evolved. From ice cream, to a Vento Rocketman 300.

It had cost a pretty penny, maybe, but it was a good way to pass time. It was fast, nimble, and easy to maneuver. And oh so relaxing as he spent his free time slowly hand painting over the gray metal with an old cherry red he found. The paint staining his hands and clothes for weeks, even a small smudge under his jaw where he had a habit of scratching when in thought.

From Soda to a cherry flavored whiskey, you bet your ass I don't know shit about alcohol 💖. From candies, to a tattoo on the curve of his hip below his belt of a pair of cherries. And worst, or maybe the best of all, from cherry chapstick to cherry flavored lube.

Not to mention how damn good he got for double knotting, maybe even a few times triple knotting, a cherry stem and leaving it for someone. An invitation given in the most casual way.

And it was all a damn joke, a pair of cherry studs. But never did the man get his ears pierced no, earrings get ripped out fighting dirty fighters like the cartel. But you can bet Alejandro's right nut Rudy took them in and customized them. From studs to bar bells with those little cherries on each end.

Everything about that man screams Cereza, from his hair to his skin. After consuming it so long, of course it would seep into ones body. The decals and stickers came in excuse from their unit, slapped on anything Rudy assigned by anyone. That was Rudy's thing, even the baby recruits knew this. But Alejandro, he knew it intimately well.

It's what lead to his little 'oops' moment. Rudy away with a handful of men scouting out a cartel ring or some shit the Colonel can't remember. Running his tongue over his lips, licking the cherry chapstick off yet again. Missing the taste of his sweet sweet Rudy, his little Cereza. Eyes lidded and a soft hiccup from the half empty peach tequila next to the pile of reports. That word bouncing around his skull with every kick.

Cereza Cereza Cereza Cereza Cereza

It wasn't his fault, he didn't mean to, he should have gone to bed hours ago. But in black ink, it was there, carved in stone and in his mind.

Alejandro Cereza Vargas

Bike in question, I NEED IT

[queenoftheantz]

Fashionably late, I arrive with a lukewarm tea in one hand, and my Secret Samol gift in the other!

Allow me to present ECLECTIC ATTORNEY- a fan adventure!

My recipient (Biorenewologist/iamnotathing, platform unknown) asked for a Ace Attorney style case for Eclectic, and I did my best to deliver! This is a REAL visual novel game that YOU CAN PLAY!

You do NOT need to have listened to Palisade to solve the mystery, all clues are given to you in the game. However, there will be mild spoilers, like characters/appearances that appear later in the season. It is not canon compliant, Blue Channel crew that never met will be hanging out!

If you have never listened to Friends at the table or Palisade, the character interactions (and there's lots of those) might not be as entertaining for you.

You can play the game here: https://myrdrottningen.itch.io/eclectic-attorney

Warning! This is a MURDER mystery, and will include things like: Blood, death, mentions and depiction of the aftermath of gun violence, murder

Have fun! c:

[wh0r3zzz]

I'm so tired of feeling like this.

[tiredbogwitch]

"Jinx left so Vi wouldn't have to choose between them, she left so Vi could finally be happy"

Is anyone else bothered by the implication that a relatively NEW girlfriend would be capable of making someone just as if not MORE happy than healing their relationship with their sister, who they spent YEARS wanting to make up with?

Me personally, I can get over a bad breakup. But if either of my sisters DIED, or simply chose to actively walk out of my life forever, that would fucking break me. I would not, in fact, move on. And maybe it's different for you guys, but Vi consistently spent an entire season trying to find and make up with Jinx. I don't know what the hell happened in season 2, but her saying "the only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back to you" about her 7-year prison sentence doesn't sound like "I'll be better off with this girl I've dated for a total of 2 weeks".

Why is there an immediate assumption that any romantic relationship holds just as much if not MORE weight than any platonic/familial one? I'm sorry but why is it even a contest? I'm fully convinced that in season 1, had Jinx not demanded Vi kill Caitlyn- aka take a life, ANY life- and instead asked for LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, she'd have done it. Remember what she said? She said they could leave the entire city behind, just the two of them, and never come back. She was ready to leave their home, leave Caitlyn, leave all of it, for Jinx. Because at the end of the day, all she wanted was her sister back. But suddenly season 2 rolls around and it's "Caitlyn makes her happier." When? Where? How? I don't see any scenes of Caitlyn making Vi happy. Oh but she did hit her though, after getting upset that Vi didn't want her to shoot at a kid.

I'm sick of romantic relationships being taken as "naturally" being the priority. Maybe if you're married with kids or something, you'll prioritize your partner over your friends, sure (but if you have kids they still take priority over your partner IMO). But a 2-week-long situationship? I've known people who get ghosted after longer than that. Fucking be real with me.

I'm simply not convinced that Caitlyn should matter this much to Vi so quickly. It shouldn't even be a competition. I genuinely cannot imagine Vi, who's SOLE MOTIVATION in season 1 was Jinx, and who's SOLE MOTIVATION in EVERY UNIVERSE and TIMELINE was her FAMILY, would ever "move on" and "be happier" with any romantic partner. Callous as it may sound, she can always get another girlfriend. There's no replacing her sister.

[auxxrat]

so sick and tired of the “jedi are an evil and abusive cult that steals children” as if half the reason they weren’t protecting these children is bc sith were out killing them or TURNING THEM INTO SITH. they weren’t even STEALING children to begin with I thought we all knew that was Palpatine’s game not Yoda’s.

[olowan-waphiya]

if usamericans are excited about the concept of anti-colonialism in other countries oooh boy do i have some exciting news for you...you can practice decolonization right here at home!

[ecto-biologist]

Does anybody else see my vision

[vanweezer]

from february 💘

[lobster-lover]

they should invite me as a guest artist for the new adventure time comic collections if theyre gonna do extras . only because im like the first person in the history of the world to care about "adventure tim" enough to start a personal collection off of the one issue he was in. but anyways here he is again

[lilithofpenandbook]

Do you think that Snape, after being yelled at by McGonagall for showing her attitude and somehow the fight escalating to their past when Snape was a child, and told that if he was actually traumatised by her actions, he'd be afraid of her, not rude to her, would lock himself in his room and cry, cry, cry, because despite the fact that he fought back and screamed that he IS traumatised, that she DID hurt him by not being there, that she IS responsible for him being this way, he isn't sure? Because every single person around him tells him that he's the problem. That he's rude. That it's his fault the other party was offended. Even though he didn't mean to be rude, he was just being him, but surely he's the problem if everyone's saying it? Or maybe he's surrounded by the wrong people? Or maybe he is wrong, and he is a horrible person, he is a piece of trash, he's wrong and just stubborn?

Do you think that sometimes he doesn't even know if he's right or wrong? That he doesn't even care, all he knows is that he's so, so angry, he's in so, SO much pain, he wants to scream, he wants to cry, it all hurts and no one's coming to make it better and he can never get it out, he can never truly vocalise it because the words won't come, and he looks hysterical, insane, and selfish.

He's just tired.

[ime-ite]

kenny wanted to have a rodent pet date with craig but fortunately one of them knows way more about pet care than the other

[cowboygideon]

I know the challengers hype is over but like,,, the fact that art has essentially no dialogue with anyone in the film other than patrick and tashi. And like. I mean that so literally. I just rewatched and he says maybe one word to his pt and one to the waiter at applebees—and then he has one real interaction with the girl who has him sign the hat which is LITERALLY WHEN TASHI IS ABT TO CHEAT ON HIM WITH PATRICK LIKE???—but NO ONE ELSE!! ARE YOU HEARING ME PATRICK AND TASHI ARE HIS WHOLE WORLD and think about it because patrick and tashi do talk to other people. Pat talks to the hotel lady and the country club lady who gives him the sandwich. And tashi talks to her mom and dad and Lily. But not art. And I know this is so intentional bc even when other people say things to him he doesn't respond like he just doesnt care. are you hearing me

[steelheart-redux]

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[sonknuxadow]

little beasties ......

[cosmicredcadet]

I'm an "AroAce Stereotype" I'm Romance averse/Repulsed> I'm Sex repulsed I'm non-partnering I hate the idea of marriage in all forms I don't want a QPR at all I'm loveless I'm someone who gets uncomfortable at sexual talk and sex jokes I'm someone who often has innuendos or sexual concept fly over my head. I'm someone who can't tell when someone is flirting with me I'm someone who can't pick up on romantic or sexual tension I'm someone who finds "shipping" to be annoying I'm someone who says "They just seem like friends to me" I'm someone who believed that attraction could be turned on or off I'm someone who can't make sense of romance at all and cant figure out what makes it different from every other relationship. I'm someone who thinks romance is stupid and sex is gross and I don't understand the big deal everyone makes about it I'm someone who never was upset to find out I was AroAce but rather relieved as I have a genuine fear of being stuck in a romantic relationship that i do not want. In all cases I am not an AroAce who can be considered "normal" by the standards of allo society.

I'm not just a stereotype for you to shit on. I'm not the reason aphobes are aphobic I'm not a problem that you need to erase and refute to be accepted by allos. I'm not an experience that you and ignore as "not really how aspec people are" just because You are not part of it. Stop leaving us behind. Stop throwing us under the bus. We deserve support too. We deserve to not be demonized and shunned because we're an "stereotype". We are not the problem. We are not a problem to be fixed. start fighting aphobes on their logic instead of trying to make up for our existence.

[snekdood]

"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.