#silent anon

[machveil]

Y/N: Simon what is that

Roommate!Simon, with a bite mark tattoo on his bicep: Thought it'd look cute :]

OUGH OUGH OH— RAAAHAHHA I’M BITING YOU BECAUSE YOU TRIGGERED MY BRAIN INTO OVERDRIV— [combusts]

Roommate!Simon Riley that has a couple days left before he can return to your shared apartment, return to you. the bite marks he came to base with have all healed and faded, his skin clear again - well, as clear as his skin can be. he wouldn’t admit it to anyone, but he does mourn the loss of those imprints

Roommate!Simon Riley that feels utterly silly, they’re not— it’s not like they’re supposed to be permanent. but he adores them, knowing you had physically changed him for a brief period of time. he’s not usually one to get sentimental, not as though he has much to be sentimental over. you, however, reach that part if him, makes him… god, he hates the word, but he yearns to have a part of you with him

Roommate!Simon Riley that snaps upright in his bed the morning he’s leaving, eyes bleary but heart thumping. he feels like a moron for not thinking of it sooner - a tattoo. your teeth, your bite, permanently decorating his body. it’s not as good as the real thing, but it’s pretty damn close. as soon as he comes in through the door he’s waiting for you to nip, bite, mark him

Roommate!Simon Riley that steps out of the apartment, says he’s off to get something and’ll be back soon. you figure he’s off for groceries, maybe he needs to fill his tank up at a gas station. instead, Simon’s off to the local tattoo shop - his favorite, the one that’s made his arm a piece of art. a fresh bite from this morning prominently sitting just beneath his shoulder, he marches into the shop. when he comes home? to say you’re floored would be an understatement - still slick with tattoo jelly, Simon bites back a smile when you stare at the new addition to his tattoo sleeve

[demonic0angel]

A prompt

Danny: you know the weirdest part about our SO's is?

Jazz: what?

Danny: they've yet to make an attempt on our lives

Jason & Cass: 👀😡 Who?

Jazz: thats called a healthy relationship

Danny: ahh

Jason: Dont ignore the question!

Jazz: Hm? Oh, it's fine. Danny beat up my ex and we're cool now. We just avoid each other. He didn't really like me anyways, he just liked my face.

Jason: ........

Danny: Yep. And I'm friends with my ex! She's cool, she promised to be my contingency plan if I go rogue :)

Cass: ...............

Jazz: But thanks for worrying about us!

Danny: Yeah, it's very sweet of you

Cass and Jason: *thinking* the bar is in hell.

[dipperscavern]

okay so I know it’s established that Cregan loves eye contact and hand holding during sex, and that he’s normally really caring and passionate in bed.

But what about when he gets a lil rough? Because I’ve seen some headcanons saying he would never get rough with his beloved in fear of hurting them. And I agree with that to a certain extent… but I also have this lil headcanon of how he is when he just loses control during sex. Just gets so lost in the feeling and starts driving his hips harder and gripping at her skin and leaving hickies along the slope of her neck as he groans really loudly.

Okay im done.

- pewdiepie anon

PEWDIEPIE ANON IN THE HOUSE!!!

in my completely totally professional opinion, i think cregans default is slower, intense, and gentle. BUT BUT BUT BUT, i do think he would get rough with his s/o. of course he never wants to hurt you, and he’s aware of his size, but he would definitely “lose control” sometimes. walk with me here

i put lose control in quotation marks because i think he’d slip sometimes yes, but if he were to lose control it’s because he’d let himself. and he’d only let himself lose control if he knew you could take it. THEREFORE, if you and cregan spoke about it, whether prior or heat of the moment, he’d be open to being rough with you.

and as for being rough itself.,..,.. manhandling you to the position he wants, setting a pace he knows you can’t keep up with. sucking hickies into your neck, using his strength to put you where he wants & his bulk to keep you there, all while his hands grope and squeeze n caress every part of you. he’s quite literally mind boggling you, but it’s okay, because you told him to use you (and he can see the way your eyes flutter shut in content & you squeeze his hand in return when he squeezes yours in a silent check-up, you’re okay)

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

The Beasts (Fallen? Primordials? Idek how they're called tbh) and Ancients reaction to a darling who's blind and uses what they think is a regular cake hound to help see but it's actually one of those big lions from the Dark Cacao kingdom? If that's too many you can do just the ancients if you're willing. Also can I be 🍰 Anon?

Eternal Sugar Cookie is.. so confused. She's gently trying to coax the lion away, but it's growling at her, and you're wondering what's going in. After a bit, she resigns herself to just floating nearby.

Mystic Flour Cookie is attempting to figure out how on Earthbread you tamed it. You seem so calm with it, and it with you, so surely there must be something special..

Burning Spice Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie both have similar reactions in that they'll let the lion be your guard for whenever they aren't around. Quite frankly, they really like it.

Shadow Milk Cookie loves the big ol' lion! Cute, ferocious, brave.. until it takes up your cuddling time. That's when he's ready to throw hands.

[russell-crowe]

christopher plummer in the silent partner (1978)

[burning-spyce]

For Aji Pepper Cookie, opinion on the other beasts?

Ask #1 / opinions on the other beasts ?

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"My relationships with the other beasts, eh?"

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"Shadow Milk Cookie sure knows how to put on a show!~ He amuses me and I love joining him in his thrilling bits from time to time! (Though he doesn't seem too pleased when I add my own fiery flair..💭)"

"It's fun to put the little jester in a twist!"

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"Then there's Mystic Flour Cookie..."

"It's like visiting an estranged mother, I can never tell what's going on in her mind."

"She's quite alright to be around though.— (But not for long...💭)

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"As for Eternal Sugar Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie, It's been a while since I've seen either of them."

"I always enjoyed sparring with Silent Salt Cookie, and Eternal Sugar was a real gem..."

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You can tell when I started to get a little lazy oop..

[stuckinapril]

am i being dramatic for making sure that every blog i follow is pro palestine? like even sending asks to check?

No, not dramatic at all! In fact I think there needs to be more pressure on blogs to spread news and fundraisers about Palestine, especially if they’re on the bigger end. This is my stance and I stand by it. Anyone who’s being completely silent—especially anyone on here with a platform—is showing a gross lack of disregard for human life. You don’t get to “this is my blog and I post what I want on it” your way out of a genocide. This is an aggressive stance because it needs to be.

[valyrfia]

Racism...AGAINST A WHITE SPANISH MAN...these people are not real 😭

hate to break it to everyone but since i suspect a majority of twitter carlandos are ex-dream smp fans this is unfortunately entirely par for the course

[penwrythe]

What's stopping the possibility of a ceasefire is pretty simple. Hamas is holding 239 Israeli civilians hostage including children and the elderly. What's happening in Palestine is a travesty and horrendous. But Israel can't initiate a ceasefire from the position they're in, so we need to be agitating for Hamas to release the hostages and call for a ceasefire instead.

NO GENOCIDE IS JUSTIFIABLE

HOW DOES THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THIS EXTREME LEVEL FORCE HAMAS TO RETURN HOSTAGES??

ISRAEL'S BOMBARDMENT AND INDISCRIMINATE SHOOTING IN GAZA THREATEN EVERYONE THERE INCLUDING DOCTORS JOURNALISTS CHILDREN ENTIRE FAMILIES AND THE HOSTAGES

EVERYONE IS TARGETED

YOU HAVE HOSPITALS BOMBED HOW ANY OF THIS IS JUSTIFIED

@sarroora @fairuzfan @palipunk @wearenotjustnumbers2

You know more about this than I do.

[kacievvbbbb]

Super silly but I’m picturing a scenario where Shanks can’t really read all that well (raised by pirates etc) but he still figures out Mihawk’s little hobby and then becomes Determined to Get Better so he can keep up with the smut. Benn is like oh finally, you’re actually putting some effort into this, good, and then immediately regrets everything when shanks tries to persuade him to use Mihawk’s books for his reading lessons

No not silly at all! That’s not a headcannon I have but I can definitely see how it’s so popular Shanks doesn’t not look like he was the “education” type when he was young so I can defiently see him not knowing how to read.

And I am obsessed with the idea that his main motivation for learning how to read is so he can keep up with Mihawk’s smut publishing. I love it so much! Like he had no interest in learning how to properly read he could get on fine and Benn was always there but the moment he finds out that Mihawk is publishing smut? About them? He has to get on that’s hit immediately. That’s his new favorite hobby he is constantly buying books his crew is soooo confused.

Benn who has previously offered and encouraged Shanks yo learn is initially ecstatic but then he sees just what shanks is so excited about reading and god these fucking freaky dorks (Mihawk & Shanks) need to stop dragging him into their fucking foreplay. He is also very exasperated by just how much he features in these books and very wary of Shanks’ idea look he can see forming. (He’s not opposed to joining in but he also knows that those two weirdos have never been direct about emotions a day in their lives and so are going to go about enticing him in the weirdest most exhibitionist way possible.)

He does like to see how slightly jealous and turned on Shanks gets when Mihawk’s reader is fucking different pirates tho.

[fallenclan]

actually this song fits ravenstar so well that i had to throw together a real quick edit about it. imagine my vision

[frownyalfred]

Wait... is the dark clark that slammed Bruce's head on the batcave floor the same one that has taken over the justice league where bruce has mentally adopted Duke?

No, sadly they're different versions. Also what do you mean mentally? Lmao. Duke is 100% adopted by this point, he just doesn't know it yet. If the Regime jokes about you being one of Bruce's birds, you're adopted. Full stop.

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP Prompt: Family dinner with the Fenton Family and the Waynes. Chaos ensues.

If looks could kill, Danny would’ve been killed a thousand times over, with his body cremated and his ashes thrown into the farthest volcano with salt then being tossed along the dirt afterwards.

Dan had never looked so vicious as he glared daggers at Danny, who was his eyes closed and his hands in front of him, like a prayer. However, he was definitely praying for patience because he had a dinner knife in one hand that Cass was trying to take back from him to no avail.

Dani had her arms wrapped around Tim’s, a wide grin on her face as she noisily snacked on the roast potatoes and watched the battle between Dan and Danny. Tim was trying to hold back a smile, but he pulled the bowl of potatoes closer to her. Kon, who was sitting on the other side of her and was invited by Tim, was also wide eyed and grinning, an arm wrapped around the both of their chairs when he leaned back.

Jazz just looked at Alfred and Bruce with a shameful look on her face and beading tears of embarrassment in her eyes as she muttered, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m sorry,” over and over again.

Jason was trying to soothe her and not-so-subtly motion Dick to step in and stop the fight while said man was staring at his boyfriend in horror, looking between both of the psychically fighting men with strange looks.

Damian had his head down, whispering to Stephanie and Duke who also had their heads ducked as they gossiped about the situation. Jon, who was sitting on Damian’s other side, was also leaning in and listening with a grin.

Bruce was just looking back and forth between Dan and Danny with wariness and confusion.

“… do you two know each other?”

“Know each other?” Danny said, looking up and finally opening his eyes. “Oh, we definitely know each other.”

Dan bristled at some invisible offense. Dick snapped back fo awareness and grabbed him, chuckling nervously as Dan growled.

Danny raised an eyebrow and sneered, continuing, “Yeah, I know him, alright.”

Dan suddenly grabbed a fork and threw it at Danny. It sank into the wall and pandemonium erupted as the Bats lunged backwards as Dan flew over the table to jump at Danny. However, Danny wasn’t going out without a fight because they immediately began punching and kicking with even some biting. Cass and Dick lunged forward to pull them apart while everyone else moved away.

Dani burst out laughing, but when Jazz burst into tears, that was when everything got even worse.

(I actually wanted to write something like this lmao.

If I continued this, it would be too long, but basically, Jazz has been on her last nerves for the entire day bc this is the first time she’s ever met her boyfriend’s family, and then SUDDENLY she finds out all of her siblings are dating people from the same family and then now her brothers are fighting bc none of them knew that they were dating a pair of siblings, and they thought they could finally get away from each other, and she’s both so embarrassed and so anxious that she started crying.

Immediately, it’s like a *record scratch*, the fighting stops and both Dan and Danny make up really, really fast to comfort their sister and then all of the Phantoms, including Dani bc she did nothing to stop the fight, help clean up the mess and the day actually gets better bc it becomes a bonding activity between the Fentons and the Bats. Jazz is still very embarrassed but it works out.)

[princessbrunette]

okay...but thinking very hard about JJ piercing your nipples like...yes,JJ doing a poke tattoo but what a piercing maybe even a tongue one? like it's started simple,a nose one and then a belly button one and the rest is history

-🥞

hmm … piercer!jj i miss u…… honestly my belly piercing procedure was not sexy at all but i can imagine it being kinda sexy w jj. cos you have to lay on the table flat with your shirt pulled up in a private room like ooo….. would make sure to whimper extra loud when the needle went in if he was my piercer ….

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

HEY, how would the beasts react to reader cookie being a pun master, no matter the environment🥁

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Shadow Milk Cookie would be doing puns right back with you. Doesn't matter what's happening, you two are making puns left and right!

Eternal Sugar Cookie can't help but giggle at all the puns you do, especially if they're at the expense of others. She encourages you to do more.

Mystic Flour Cookie would have an exasperated look, but she does secretly enjoy your puns. They're a highlight of her day.

Burning Spice Cookie always laughs pretty loudly at your puns. He can't help it. You always say them at the most opportune times!

Silent Salt Cookie usually gives silent (hah) or even quiet chuckles whenever you do your puns. Nothing more, but he finds them pretty funny.

[ahappydnp]

how long til phil brings up how they ‘touched slits’

placing my bet for 48 seconds into the next dapg video