*laid in blood plays in the background*
image id: a five panel stick figure comic. the first two panels are of a toaster sitting on a counter. in the first, the lever is pushed down. in the second, the lever is up and an erlenmeyer flask is above the toaster with motion lines under it. the third panel is a stick-jonny, drawn in maroon. he has a beard, squiggles around his eyes, and a vest. he looks angry, and next to him, handwritten, are the words: “...raph? what’s that?” the fourth panel is a stick-raphaella, drawn in dark blue. she has long hair, wings, and a deadpan expression. next to her, handwritten, are the words: “the dark appliance of infernal science.” the final panel shows raph smiling wickedly as jonny scowls at her. jonny’s hand is a jpeg of a hand holding a gun. end id.
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The dark appliance of infernal science sounds rad as fuck, actually.
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as a song rec, my mind instantly goes to Old King Cole by the Mechanisms for Ren. It can also work for Joel.
The tenacity and bloodshed of the song seal the deal.
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i could picture this being sung by Ren!
Old King Cole was not missold, of years he had a hundred score
The dark appliance of infernal science would give him millennia more
And he would watch as the suns burned out, collapsing from their core
Oh, never to forgive he would eternal live, his hands dyed red by gore
Factories churn, bodies burn
Stars are shining bright
It’s your turn, now you learn
How King Cole feasts tonight
it totally fits his Red King persona. like, the group are having a traditional feast in Dogwarts and Ren starts singing this over drinks. idk if that makes sense, just something i liked the thought of!
and the spoken interlude fits too
Somewhere, in the centre of this labyrinth, stood a small, unremarkable room, roughly hewn from thick black rock, where King Cole sat on his white throne. His shrivelled form seemed all the more withered on its ivory bulk, surrounded, as always, by the three little pigs: silent guardians who never moved nor spoke as the blood pooled on the floor before their ruler. The feast was soon to begin.
right down to "surrounded as always by the three little pigs" which kinda refers to Martyn, Skizz, and Etho if you think about it LMFAO (i would like to say that i am not seriously likening them to pigs lol)
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