#sigmar balls

[creepymutelilbugger]

rat can have a little warpstone. as a treat

[thewenglishwarlock]

Lovely spinning friend with a bone bonnet!

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium...

Chris has finally emptied out his ask box

Not even the Will of the Emperor, the Ruinous Powers of Chaos, or even Sigmar's golden BALLS could make that happen.

This, but replaced the unpainted with the unwritten (which I have a shitload of unpainted minis too, btw)

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

"Sigmar's Balls lad, that was some hit you took there! Tyranids? The Horus heresy? Abaddon? What in the name of Lord Solar Karl Franz are you blathering about boy?! We’re taking the fight to Warmaster Archaon!"

Reiksguard Foot Soldier - Solar Auxilia

art by WolfdawgArt

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

sigmar balls lmao gottem

ratiod

[skxrbrand]

bound: Has your OC ever been imprisoned or captured? What happened? How did they get out? Did the experience leave any scars?

oc asks: not-so-nice edition

In Age of Sigmar, Khorne keeps Skarbrand locked up until he needs him. Then, he throws Skarbrand (literally throws him) at whatever he wants to get murdered. Like Pokémon, but without the ball.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

I mean... gw does tend to tie 40k and fantasy together a lot. I think they used to try and hint at Sigmar being a lost primarch for a while, but that may or may not have been retconned to be left to interpretation. I think currently, they are saying that 40k exists in a magic crystal ball on a wizards shelf in fantasy. Could be wrong though. It gets really convoluted to the point GW isn't even sure if they want 40k and fantasy to either be separate or share a universe.

Look, this is a conversation I am not having because no matter what I say, I will come off as an asshole.

You can mix and match as you want, but I prefer they stay sepret.

[viciouslyfilthy]

Quotittak:

Why is the ball in the sky so bright and why does it go down

What do humans do for fun

What is sigmar

If im hungry but i dont have food can i eat grass and stones

How do i learn to make food

What is a bread

Basic sandwich recipe

If i am skaven can i make human friends

Why do flowers take so long to open

what would be some of your ocs recent google searches?

[monikajafar]

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[djpain619]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Totengrad's Resident Dwarf Brewmaster Takes to the Field

One completed character, some works in progress, and some new/repurposed projects I've lined up on the docket.

Anker Brüggards / Jörgan Brüggardson is Ready for the Old World. I finally bit the bullet and tried painting the beer in the viewing port hole of his Keg. The final result is not perfect, but I find it satisfactory. I also painted the gages and meters on the keg.

Made a little progress on the Shield Bearers, but not much. I also revisited the Dwarf Runners for the Aleniheim Angel Shares.

All I really did was paint thir little belts black. I'm gonna keep adding little details to make them look better, and the Shield Bearers will be painted to match with them.

Here is a Dwarf Witch Hunter that I've had in my gray pile of shame that I will now be painting to use as an Empire Witch Hunter. The Monstrosity in the Right was Originally a Blood Bowl Ogre, but now ive converted him into a Frankenstein's Monster Flesh Golem Preist of Sigmar. I removed the head and replaced it with a Blood Angels Astartes head and filled in the gaps with green stuff. I then stuck some bits on his shoulders to make some tesla coils, a Twin Tailed comett on his fist, and a tome on his hip

I've always hated how the green stuff turned out, so now that I've got some practice with Paper Towel paper mache I intend to make him a hooded cape and Stole/Vestments.

These Blood Bowl players are from an extra sprue I had sitting around. Now I've decided to use them as a Free Company Militia unit comprised of Rabid Blood Bowl Hoolies. Their Ranged attack will be throwing NUFFLE'S BALLS at the enemy.

When im not poor I plan to order a new team to fill out the unit. But 6 is enough for now since as long as they're taken as a detachment for another unit then their minimum unit size is 5 models.

Lastly we have some 40k Sister Repentia that I converted to run as Flagellants.

[tigressjasper]

FOR SIGMAR, THE HAMMER, AND THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR SIGMARR

[laylowthetyrants]

Okay, I finished the warhammer age of sigmar Soulball art! Prepare your aelves for high octane sports! Rules to come later!!!

[jokeanddaggerdept]

[idvoteforthatdaddy]

Sigmar Gabriel Born: September 12, 1959, Goslar, Germany Physique: Husky Build Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)

Sigmar Hartmut Gabriel is a German politician who was the minister for Foreign Affairs from 2017 to 2018 and the vice-chancellor of Germany from 2013 to 2018. He was Leader of the Social Democratic Party of Germany from 2009 to 2017, which made him the party's longest-serving leader since Willy Brandt. He was the Federal Minister of the Environment from 2005 to 2009 and the Federal Minister for Economic Affairs and Energy from 2013 to 2017. From 1999 to 2003 Gabriel was Minister-President of Lower Saxony.

Damn he's a hot ass daddy. Two things count against this man though. Firstly, he has an infuriating habit of being in suits when he has pictures taken. Is it to much Siggi to ask for a few pics in a tight shirt and booty shorts? Or some tasteful nudes? But he looks as good in a suit. So I can over look that. Secondly, he underwent bariatric surgery to help manage his diabetes and lost some weight. So no more chubby Siggi. This too I can live with as he doesn't get real thin. Like John Goodman thin. But even then, I can always work with the face.

Lets see, married since 2012 with two daughters, one from a previous relationship. When you look at him, try to imagine him naked like I do, maybe with a light sweat. Lightly sparse body fur, a nice fat ass, all his cum pooled on to his belly, his moist ball sack perched upon his thighs... excuse me I need some alone time.

[tagedeszorns]

That's it. The test to end all tests (looking at you, censor-bot!). It's art, for science's sake!

N'Kari, Keeper of Secrets, GreaterDemon of Slaanesh, consort of Demon Primarch Fulgrim.

I read a great fanfic and had to do some N'kari-fanart. -------- “You need someone to be a huge bitch to you,” the Keeper of Secrets said. “If you’re not going to be supportive, you can just leave,” Fulgrim said, turning his back to him. “I am being supportive.” N’kari unwound himself from his defensive ball. “You need a huge bitch. You’re wired for it. It’s an artifact of your mortal life, like how you notice loud noises and visible light. Evolution, engineering, and experience all primed you to fixate on people who treat you like trash, so now you do. And the rest of us who just want to have a good time aren’t as interesting.” “Shut up,” Fulgrim said. ---------------------------- A few lines from "Adrift" by BuddyWritesFic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26469265

Since N'kari is a shapeshifter and doesn't seem to spend more than a few minutes in one form, I took all the liberties. S/he seems to play a big role in the Age of Sigmar-universe, but I've got no clue about that, so I have to rely on the few appearances s/he makes in the Horus Heresy-novels.

[snowydoesthings]

sigmar balls ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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