frogblast-the-ventcore

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Recipe

* bwol

* 1 noodle

* butter (to taste)

ENJOY

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well if you're pawing off and i'm pawing off then who's flying the dragon

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hellhound who marks you as hers by leaving little sooty pawprints all over you

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Sanguinius makes sure to bathe privately because he doesn't want to explain to his brothers or sons why he has to shake and shimmy to get the water properly between his feathers. It's not a relaxing activity, and anyone who joins him will end up getting pelted with large water droplets.

Occasionally, he requests a good dust bath for the same reason. He grew up on a desert planet, there's nothing quite likes some warm dust to fall between his filaments to absorb any excess oils and moisture.

Wing care is very important to him.

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this goes so hard

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screaming

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sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

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Mari Lwyd meme.

“I wish all [PEOPLE WHO HAVE HOUSES]

A very [LET ME IN]”

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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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the raptors from jurassic park are almost entirely fictionalized and aren’t at all realistic to real raptors 😔

…which means theres no moral conflict in wanting to fuck em 😊

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Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.

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what's wrong with the font. what did they do to it

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Recipe

* bwol

* 1 noodle

* butter (to taste)

ENJOY

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