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Here in the north, it is crucially important to learn the difference between snowflakes and salt.
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Silly/Clumsy WB boys HCs
I see hcs like this and theyre always fun/make me laugh o(`ω´ )o
Sakura’s food went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant and when the waiter asked if it was because it was too spicy, he insisted through coughing and tears that that definitely wasn’t the case (he could tell they didnt believe him though)
Tsugeura sometimes lets one rip by accident when he’s exercising. Not even a little fart either, the kind that stops everyone from what they’re doing.
One time Nirei stubbed his toe so hard, he fell and grabbed onto the nearest object. Unfortunately that was the back of Sakura’s pants, making him accidentally moon a few people in class.
Word recall is hard sometimes. So when Choji calls an ambulance a ‘hospital truck’ really what can you do? At least he’s using words. Sometimes he just mimes the shape or action of the thing and insists that you know what he’s talking about. Will draw a picture if he gets frustrated enough, but if it’s something intangible? Well it’s a guessing word game. (Togame is the best at it, but Inugami is on Choji’s wavelength enough that he’s pretty accurate too)
Hiragi calls the first years by the wrong name sometimes, like a mom with too many kids. He’ll yell and say Sugishita when he means Sakura, but he does apologize before yelling again.
Because he’s around older guys a lot, Togame sometime uses really old words or sayings. You haven’t hear the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs” or he’s “bleeding like a stuck pig” in years until you’re stuck under an awning during a passing storm or he comes back from a rough fight, nose still bleeding profusely. Also keeps bag balm/cetaphil, some other really good lotion for calluses and dry skin and just kinda slaps it on whatever shishitoren member he sees who’s hands are cracking, saying that the skin won’t heal as well when they’re older so they better take care of it now.
Umemiya’s got the worst habit of losing, dropping, or sitting on his glasses. He doesn’t realize it until he hears the snap and he’s got them taped up until he can go get them fixed again.
Kaji’s kind of a messy eater. Especially with ice cream or food with sauce on it. Started to get better with checking his face after eating after Hiragi slapped a wet wipe on his face after he devoured a rack of ribs, leaving him looking like he’d cannibalized someone
#i couldve sworn i did ones like this before but…if i did i didnt put them in the masterlist#mari writes#wind breaker#wind breaker headcanons#sakura haruka#nirei akihiko#taiga tsugeura#umemiya hajime#togame jo#hiragi toma#choji tomiyama#i actually wasnt gonna tag them all but…im trying to be better with tagging#writing these helps clear up some writer’s block i think#getting silly with it is my favorite thing#ive done and do most of these EXCEPT tsugeura’s#the boys at work are constantly doing that shit.#was thinking of doing piercing/tattoo hcs but this is way better#togame is old man coded once again but do you know how many guys i have to chase to moisurize their cracked hands and elbows????#esp in winter when we handle the sidewalk salt?? Its stronger than regular salt and burns my hands smth fierce#i got off topic i should do more of these
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Appreciation post for the great City of New York. Heart full of gratitude.
#new york#nyc#the big apple#celebrity#pedestrian#celebritypedestrian#salt of the earth#man of the people#greeting fans#sunny day#manhattan#lil mama#grounded#a grounded person#humble#call chelsea peretti#adrien brody#yellow cab#taxi#normal#normal person#walking#sidewalk#overheard in new york
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EBRA SALTING BEEF
EBRA salted that beef like he was salting the beef from THE BEEF restaurant.
Notice he's still wearing his Beef tshirt. He's the only one wearing it INSIDE the Bear restaurant
I get there was a lot of beef
But Ebra went to town with the salt
As if he was salting a sidewalk
As if he was from someplace other than Arizona ( where they don't have to salt the streets)
EBRA has some growing to do. I hope he's not secretly problematic
#Connor and Sydney#connor season 2 the bear#connor sydney#ebra#season 3 the bear#the bear season 3#ebra SALTING BEEF#salting like a sidewalk#the bear#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#carmy x syd#love#sydcarmy#slow burn#romance#relationship#Ayo Edebiri#edwin lee Gibson#geb#Hathor#hathor sydney#Arizona salting#ayomy#Jeremy Allen White#jayo
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my dog once i have put little snow shoes on her for the first time: WHERE are my FEET? JESUS CHRIST HAVE YOU SEEN MY PAWS OHHH FUCK AHH I HA VE BEEN ROBBED AWOooOoO
#darling.#putting shoes on her to protect her paw pads from the rock salt ppl use in the sidewalks to stop snow from forming btw#the salt burns their skin#thus the protective shoes#driveby post#munch diaries
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Salt Herring
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who'd think that seeing snow in the mountains in December would be a notable thing
#grymms spectacular fucking posts#it doesn't snow anymore really. winters just become a long october#cold sometimes wet sometimes but not that cold and not that wet#it used to snow so much. we used to get snow days and below 0 and sledding snow and needed to shovel it and salt the walk#we dont even get icy sidewalks#i haven't seen a snowplow in years#and the worst part is i know I've never really seen winter because what i experienced was already more mild and warm than it used to be
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Possibly one of the most Canadian memories I have is being in kindergarten and doing a class science experiment which was testing which substances were the most effective at melting ice. We went outside and got buckets of snow, portioned them onto little plates, and poured various things over them to leave over night. One of the things we put on the snow was maple syrup.
#the valley is posting#this was also the very first science experiment most of us ever did#in canada you learn to salt your sidewalks and driveways in the winter before you learn all your abc's
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Working at a dog daycare in below zero weather is my villain origin story. Put some booties on those fuckin dogs.
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this Tylenol ain’t shit w
#talkingcore#emotions. man.#there’s so much music that I just haven’t listened to in a bit and it’s making me feel things it’s not even like sad things I’m like damn#how long has it been since I’ve listened to beautiful stranger by Madonna as featured in Austin powers international man of mystery#but also something in my brain feels like it needs to cry like I don’t feel like I physically can but something needs to be released#so do I go pet sounds? smile? falsettos? I feel like I need to be in a sleeping bag and Contemplate#fun fact! Kendra Morris has an absolutely stunning cover of don’t talk (put your head on my shoulders)#I’m pretty neutral on beach boys covers tbh I’m never crazy about them since like they really never measure up#how many mid covers of god only knows can I take? not many. but like she & him have their little Brian Wilson tribute I like that.#the covers are a lot better when they don’t try to perfectly replicate whatever the fuck Brian Wilson was doing they aren’t him#brain wants to go melancholy mode but I’ve no clue over what. girl just tell me what I’m supposed to be sad over I’ll commit to the bit#need to keep listening to new stuff but also need old stuff Maybe that’s it maybe I just need old stuff again? like routine?? shit idk#also like at 5 am I woke up and remembered how in choir people kept comparing me to the director they had the year before me#and the thing is she had the same name as someone else in choir that was student teaching my first semester so I kept thinking they were#referring to her Id be in my choir fit my silly suit my proud butch uniform and they’d be like oh this is so ‘insert name’!#and it kept throwing me off because the student teacher was like. not like me at all so I was like fuck#what kind of girl core energies am I accidentally emitting this is Bad. so anyway 5 am I’m like fuck it I need to research this person#I search. find her. she’s butch. I’m blessed. they weren’t lying like man we do such a good job at being generic! yay!#butch And in choir! love to see it! keep thinking how I am destined to be like in my 40s doing mundane tasks#I’m gonna be soooooo good at watering plants and putting salt on the sidewalk before it snows and cleaning drains#need to be a dad mom so fucking bad you don’t get it I need to drive carpool and take off work for dentist trips and watch hgtv#AHHHH i think that got rid of some of the sad lfg💥💥💥💥this must be super long god damn sorry
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noooooo
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i ve been busy all morninf im so ti
oh my god is that stu from monster roadtrip
#i was looking for a reaction img that fit i got distracted. aorry#gush:{🛋}#im SO exhausted i salted sidewalks for like 5 hours
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Humanity: I am so cool and wonderful and amazing haha I know so much and I’ve come so far from where I used to be I make art and technology and have so many skills I have honed
Winter, preparing its ice: stay humble or get humbled, bitch
#winter#slight vent#yes I’m salty#yes I’ve got winter boots#yes I salt the sidewalk and parking lot#yes I dress warm#yes I’ve fallen three times this month#yes it is minus 30 out today and I hate that I don’t get to just hibernate
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3 good things
Met with the director of community engagement for my uni's hospital about my project, and she was really excited about it! :D
Had a good idea for my wip as I was walking to work
All the patients I've talked to today have been nice :)
#3 good things#personal#it was 0F this morning#I was so cold T. T#but the salt on the sidewalk looks really cool#I think 0F is around - 17 C? either way it was cool *O *
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