#shut up seth

[echobows]

actually Kagome and Kagura are the most powerful in the series bc they called Sesshomaru stupid and a bitch (respectively) to his face and walked away unscathed

[captain-sunshine-11]

Shit the Foxes have done/said to Teammates while they were drunk:

The classic action of just drawing on faces after they pass out (Renee always draws a large smiley face.)

Showed Kevin cat videos. He either has laughed so hard he cried or gets irrationally angry

Neil, tipsy, asks Kevin, on the verge of being blackout drunk, if he wants to go to the Court like he is a dog ("Kevin wants to go to court? Ohh does Kevin want to go to court?"). Kevin ends up giving Neil a scathing glare and replying "not with your bitchass". Nicky died from laughter. Matt is eternally grateful that he got it on camera

Drinking games that somehow ended with the Minyards being the most intoxicated, Andrew passes out against Neil and Aaron can't seem to understand that he isn't the one sleeping on Neil. ("Why the fuck am I lying on Josten? He doesn't look comfortable." "Aaron you aren't---" "But I'm right THERE!")

Seth and Kevin kiss. They were no way near drunk enough for it to be an accident. They never speak of it again (unless--)

The girls trying to get drunk Aaron and Matt to recite the first scene of some movie that somehow devolves into Matt holding Aaron (who fell asleep) and being devastated because Matt thinks Aaron is sick (dan being very amused)

Neil and Aaron try to outlast each other when drinking shots because Katelyn made a bet (Aaron doesn't want her to lose and Neil doesn't want Aaron to win). Cue image of Andrew looking disgruntled

Andrew, tipsy, and Kevin, tipsy, having a staring contest. Andrew loses because Renee and Neil fell somewhere behind Kevin (they were trying to do a dance move that Dan taught them but the floor was slippery). Kevin will never let him live it down

[echobows]

me to your rona:

I've got the rona again...

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

W! Seth whispering: you look pretty.

Doll turning confused: did you say something?

Seth blushing: You look shitty! Night weirdo.

[fairytypingg]

my humble contribution to the zzz fandom

heres the full image if u guys want it btw

[ma1dita]

wait like.

what do you mean the main female lead in nobody wants this is an avoidant personality, sex positive, commitment issue having woman with a strained relationship with her religion??

and we share the same name.

maybe i should watch it then

[chameleon8]

told one of my friends about Fablehaven/Dragonwatch today and I was like “but don’t read it tho” So they were like “what’s wrong with it?”

(Now they often read books that make you wanna throw them across the room, so they’re used to that sort of thing) And I was like “Do you want me to start with the first book?” long story short I think I traumatized them

[samijey]

#judgmental bitches

[donttouchmeillkillyou]

Lana : *puts a sticker on Colin's leg (She thought it was a bandages)* I fix >:3!!

LaLa : *trying not to laugh* L-Lana.. Pfft.. I don't think that will a leg.. Let alone of out creations..

Seth: I'm at work, what are you doing here??

Seth: It looks like you have some kind of fever but I'm not sure.

Colin: what.

[motor-city-selfryed]

as raw is on and as i wear my cm punk shirt to manifest, im weirdly and delusionally hoping cm punk is that 5th member for war games for the og bloodline bc hear me out....

we all know punk was a paul heyman guy and what if paul heyman answers last minute to say "maybe i csnt fight but i have someone who can" and then when the og bloodline comes out and everyones like "?? whos the 5th???" CM PUNK'S MUSIC DROPS. itll be a parallel to how he returned after 10 years at last year's survivour series and then it would kind of make sense bc when the shield first came out, it was during a cm punk match and everyone though the shield was helping cm punk for awhile so roman HAS some kind of affiliation with cm punk and then cm punk is already friends/besties with jey so he would be like helping him n stuff too! plus what if cm punk starts beefing with bronson somehow and seth gets all jealous bc we already know abt how insane seth n punk are so....

[echobows]

Inuyasha should have had a tail tbh. would've been fantastic

[captain-sunshine-11]

If Seth had issues with Kevin imagine the shit that would happen if Riko and he had a conversation.

Riko opens his mouth and Seth throws a punch.

[echobows]

Mark, after coming back to visit Eliwood: hey man how's life

Eliwood: oh fantastic, hey, here's my son. say hi, Elroy

smol child: bah!

Mark, pinching the bridge of their nose: oh my fucking god

@echobows reminded me that Elroy is a legitimate name so now I'm just headcanoning

Eliwood: Mark I know you're leaving before my wife will give birth but rn can you name my firstborn child?

Mark: "Roy" sounds cool

Eliwood: sweet thanks

Eliwood a few months later: -puts "Elroy" on the birth certificate-

[sephirthoughts]

sephiroth in a handlebar mustache and thick glasses: hello young man i would like to engage your mercenary services

cloud: sephiroth what the hell are you doing

sephiroth: sephiroth? who is sephiroth? i am simply an average pathetic human weakling like the rest of you

cloud: oh yeah? what's your name?

sephiroth: seth…roth

cloud: that is the stupidest fake name and disguise ever. what are you, six years old?

sephiroth appears behind cloud in his sparkly villain smoke: there you are little puppet…bring me the black mat—who is this guy? are you cheating on me with other extremely handsome men??

[yourfavoritespookly]

So... decisions were made

@ayeeitsali

[superkickme]

"This is our moment, and this is our time. I'm with him on this one."