#shut up quill

[fairytypingg]

my humble contribution to the zzz fandom

heres the full image if u guys want it btw

[helluva-quill]

The one shot is taking more time than I thought, so if any of you wants to send asks about the sea exorcists au go ahead ! I’ll reply with lore n drawing

[fairytypingg]

@wndelta same energy as ur computer guy

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

[fairytypingg]

i started playing reverse 1999 and i have a favorite guys

she's such a failgirl. she calls herself a pirate despite living in 1960s london. she cares more about her vinyl records than her own life. her best friend is an apple. she is gender incarnate. she's a wanted criminal. she's a fucking wizard. truly nobody is doing it like regulus

[helluva-quill]

After seeing a comment under my post asking if there’s a fanfiction of my au, I might do one. I think it’d be interesting !

Expect more content because they’re the only thing currently that’s healing my art block 🙏

I’m just waiting to have the fic plot figured out before having a try at doing a comic ! ( for the fic might be a one shot , might have more if I have motivation )

[fairytypingg]

i had a shitpost in my brain and now it is in the wild. have at thee

[fairytypingg]

@herprincess us

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

[fairytypingg]

floyd picked the wrong fight sry

[fairytypingg]

the day ppl stop using "narcissist" as a synonym for "bad person" is the day i can rest in peace

[fairytypingg]

guys i draw parkour civilization now are yall still rockin wit me

[fairytypingg]

btw adding my own two cents: if you join a fandom for a piece of media that has already stopped receiving new official content- wait like 4 years. source: i almost got an invader zim tattoo and then something super traumatic happened to me in that fandom and now i can't look at the media the same way. really glad i didn't get that tattoo

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[fairytypingg]

HEY remember how v&v were originally bergens? did you know they were CATS at one point too??? i drew them. and by them i mean i took veneer's cat hairstyle and i completely changed velvet's cat design because i hated it

original image under the cut

[wizardemotions]

pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone

[fairytypingg]

(My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski plays in the background)

[edandstede]

god i want it all. i want stede and the crew on a rescue mission to get ed back. i want stede to take a bullet and walk it off because he’s literally unkillable. i want stede finding ed shitfaced and helping him to bed while ed is drunkenly telling him off and rambling. i want stede tending to an injured ed like ed did with him when they met. i want stede to put the pearls on ed from behind and say “there we go” the way he did with the silk in his pocket. i want them to actually kiss in the moonlight this time because the night belongs to them. i want stede to be clumsy and gutsy and flirty and unapologetically in love and i want ed to try playing hard to get only to fail miserably because he’s clearly smitten. i want them to fight and shout and sink to their knees and grab each other hard enough to hurt. i want literally everyone who meets them to clock how fucking into each other they are in 0.2 seconds. i want spanish jackie to straight up ask if they’ve fucked yet and for ed to glare while stede happily says yes, they have actually, it was very lovely.

[allmyzolu]

The fact that Rocket's favorite song is "Come and Get your Love", the song that Peter was listening at the beginning of Vol 1 and I bet it's one of his most listened jams (his favorite too), the song that talk about find a love and say many times "baby" and if I recall correctly Rocket even has called Peter "baby-boo" in the comics──

I'm vibing, and I feel a lot of emotions rn.