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coffeekaspbrak · 5 months ago
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they must have the fucking phantom of the opera of dramaturgy in the damn iwtv writers room because book armand was a pre-ipad ipad baby
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😭😭😭 this is sooooo funny of course he has an ipad in the show. expertly translated character trait.
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xixovart · 4 months ago
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“no seriously who did you choose?”
“i chose you”
grover and percy are the platonic soulmates. in the most literal sense possible. i mean, literally nobody in the world, including their respective girlfriends, will ever know grover and percy as well as they know each other. and not just because of their empathy link.
grover was the person who was there for percy the most. he helped percy transition from the mortal world into the greek one. he supported percy in tlt when sally was thought to be dead. grover was percy’s first friend. ever. it’s not fair how people keep forgetting that. grover saved percy’s life.
percy literally did NOT hesitate to save grover when he was kidnapped by polyphemus. percy tried his hardest to be there for grover while grover fulfilled his dreams of finding pan. percy and grover travelled through most of the labyrinth together. grover is the foundation of percy’s best traits. percy saved grover’s life.
there is no other friendship in any of riordan’s books that can compare to grover and percy’s. they’re platonic soulmates. there’s no one like them.
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l3viat8an · 7 months ago
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Leviathan: Have we always called you MC?
MC: Yeah...?
Mammon: Wait what?
Asmo: Seriously?
Satan: Wow I just noticed that...
Leviathan: What if... our life is just a simulation?
(Everyone stares at you irl)
Beel: Who's that?
MC: That's me!
Mammon: But ya right here?
Belphie: I don't really care...
MC: That's me in real life!
Barbatos: Why would you tell them now?
MC: HEY I DIDN'T TELL THEM THEY JUST ASKED!!!
Barbatos: See now I gotta alter the time and erase memories, then I have to find ways to avoid this outcome...
MC: Awww cmon Barb!
Barbatos: It must be done, I'm sorry...
MC: Okay then, do what you must...
Omg i did not mean for that to get angsty, i just thought abt this. It was inspired by another post but i forgot it😭 I LOVE YOUUU❤️❤️
“Wow I just noticed that….” NAHHHH
And why are they breaking the forth wall??! nosy ass demons, can’t mind their business smh 😒 this is why they have so many problems!!! And why MC has to fix them helpsjks
and the end??? Barbatos and MC have to fix another timeline that’s like their part-time job now jsksjsk
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childrenofcain-if · 18 days ago
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the dean and professor watching C and MC bicker :
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KNEE WAYS THE UPDATE WAS DELICIOUS AUGHHH IVE JUST FINISHED MY FIRST PLAY THROUGH (gonna do it again) DAMNNN MC GOT THAT RIZZ 😫LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SM
everybody in their next mandatory ethics course together (which almost all freshmen have to take in different slots) when they start bickering for gazillionth time in a week from opposite sides of the classroom:
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fruitsofhell · 10 months ago
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I used to be one of those guys when I first joined the Kirby fandom, but everytime I hear a discussion of the series writing that starts with "So the Lore is InSaNe-" and not like, "Kirby has a fun writing style that takes advantage of its cute exterior to tell cool stories that reward player's curiosity and leave lots of room for imagination-" I cringe so goddamn hard.
I kinda just hate that people approach things that encourage investment when they don't expect it as inherently absurd. Like it is fun to joke about how absurd Kirby lore can be, but it really often comes with an air of disrespect or exhaustion rather than like, appreciation that these games are made by people who want to tell interesting stories when they could easily make as much money just making polished enough fluffy kiddy platformers. And when it's not met with exhaustion, it's met with - like I said before - that tone that it's stupid for a series like this TO have devs who care about writing stuff for it. Which is a whole other thing about people not respecting things made to appeal to kiddie aesthetic or tone.
Maybe the state of low-stakes YouTube video essays just blows cause people play up ignorance and disbelief for engagement, but like I STG I hear people use this tone for like actual narrative based games sometimes. Some people don't like... appreciate when a game is made by people who care a shitton in ways that aren't direct gameplay feedback. And they especially don't appreciate it when it comes from something with any sense of tonal dissonance intentional or not.
Anyways, I love games made by insane people. I love games made by teams who feel like they wanna make something work or say something so bad. I love that energy, especially when invested into something that could easily rest on its laurels or which obviously won't be taken seriously. I love this in a lot of classic campy 2000s games, I love this in insanely niche yet passionate fanworks, and I love it in the Kirby series and its writing. Can we please stop talking about it like it's an annoyance or complete joke?
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snakedice · 1 month ago
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take all of denjis pain, quadruple it and give it to the seven deadly sins author
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alexanderpearce · 2 months ago
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i just want these ringtail possum pics on my blog
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bllemons · 4 months ago
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Can I rant about Mahasamut for a minute?
Can we all agree that Mut is THE DEFINITION of a soft dom/ brat tamer?! He knows what he wants and is fully aware of the power dynamic between him and Rak, but he plays oblivious or plays along to Rak's antics. Since the first episode, he was on the HUNT for Rak but let Rak lead until he was riled up enough to flip on that switch. When he dives, he dives DEEP. Not to mention that he definitely loves giving and at times feels like a submissive top. He lets Rak have his fun and explore at his own pace, and when he gets that green light, he just flips. He knows how far to push Rak and when to pull back and step out of his dominant role into a softer one. He always has control of the situation, even when Rak seems to be the one with the power. He's also not afraid to let himself be seen enjoying Rak's brattiness and even egging him on at times
He lets his dominance show in a way that isn't overbearing and leaves space for exploration. One thing I love love is that he isn't a stone top!! He let's Rak have his way and definitely enjoys being taken care of (whether he's in full control like the end of ep 6 or he's letting Rak lead like ep 2 & 3). He just loves to take care of his partner and holds that space very well of a solid, attentive, and sensible lover. +++ he uses affirmations to help Rak find security in him
Overall, he is so caring, seems good at aftercare, and really just caters to Rak's need for a mental blanket that's warm and all-encompassing. Mut is the dom that any sub would want (my self included) and Rak is just able to seek comfort and explore safely with someone who understands the way he operates. They just have such a good dynamic yk. Him being bigger than Rak (thicc boi) only adds to his character
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ramontism · 3 months ago
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Twink boy wife x puppy girl squid inkling jenna
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coffeekaspbrak · 5 months ago
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I think the audience of interview with the vampire often overlooks an element that is so frequently referenced in the actual narrative (especially in season 1 more so), the element of loneliness. I am a human person with a mortal life that could end at any moment and there are still nights that I cannot put to rest how long life will be, how long it already has been, how it seems to stretch endlessly when there’s no one there to hold my hand. I have already lost people that I thought I would know for the rest of my life, I cannot imagine trying to conceptualize an eternity of carrying a loss with you. I struggle to face every day alone with no promise (or even prospect) of a partner. I cannot imagine attempting to imagine eternity with no one to cling to. Time does her trick on and on and on and you cannot die and there is no one to hold you when you sleep, only the eternal memory of hands engulfing your body. I found it hard to unlatch from an abuser knowing my life was finite, knowing if I didn’t move I’d be trapped for what little time I had, stuck there wasting time. But I also thought, what is waiting for me on the other side? Life is also long, who will I have to be with me? Imagine trying to shuck comfort when there is infinite time. There is nothing to be wasted and only cold, unending loneliness waiting for you when you break free. “Life is too short to be with someone who hurts you.” What does that mean when life isn’t short at all? Killing Lestat was a human expression of pain, of reclamation, of life, and of retribution against time lost. Staying with Armand is the vampire instinct of preservation, of comfort, of security, of attempting to bargain with what’s already with you, because what else will you have?
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andorerso · 5 months ago
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yes every fandom has bad apples, and the Rogue One/Rebelcaptain fandom is no exception, but genuinely, you guys are the only Star Wars fans I respect. just vibing in our little corner, trying to enjoy our favorite movie and characters without getting nasty or putting down fans of the other movies/shows
rest of the fandom apparently can't relate
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damnation-if · 5 months ago
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Care to tell some facts about the ROs?
ough... i always find 'facts' asks intimidating because i'm never sure if the facts i'm producing are any good haha. hopefully these aren't too boring!
Arianis:
they enjoy gardening; they never stay in one place for long but whenever they move they have to lug around all their collection of exotic orchids and rare plants. they especially like cross-breeding orchids to create new strains (they also play music for their plants)
they dated a vampire for a while in the past (the vampire sort of considered them his thrall) but got kind of bored of it... they're less bored with being a warlock so far
if the MC chooses the travelling entertainers background, they've actually met Arianis once before in the past
Heluur:
he didn't originally have his wings; Twilit had to make them and graft them onto him, and because his unique nature is resistant to chaos and change, his body is still dealing with trying to reject them even after millennia
Twilit and Newyneth are who he would consider his "best friends;" he considers himself kind of an unofficial uncle to their children (which is just Suchebh in Twilit's case)
nobody in Hell, including archdemons, wants to get on his bad side
Lithiana:
like the other concubi, she was "born" in the mortal world; she in particular was created partially-accidentally by a weird sex cult that wanted to summon a demon but had no idea how to do it and just kind of messed around until they managed to call enough chaos into the metaphorical Shape of a person and she was born
she was the last concubi to come into existence (before MC) - once the gods realised that humans could accidentally create demons, they created the Inquisitors to hunt down humans consorting with demonic magic
she doesn't remember much about her early days except for constant feelings of terror, but it left her with a kind of wistful nostalgia for the mortal world that she can't do much about
Malkorath:
they're not really fond of Beds, due in part to the combination of a lot of their anatomy (they can't lie on their side for example because of their horns), so they kind of sleep belly-down on top of a big heap of cushions when they have to sleep
they're Not into bondage shit at all because their creator kept them chained down in a cage until he would release them to kill people for him... they don't find it sexy at all lmfao, only traumatic
they were built purposely with a body temperature much lower than other demons so that they can survive travel into the mortal world (i may have mentioned this one already, i can't remember lmao)
Suchebh:
they don't have a Bad relationship with Twilit per se, but they do constantly feel like they have to compete with them for notoreity and find a way to get out from underneath their shadow (Twilit is more or less oblivious to this)
they would Never Ever admit it, but they're definitely at least a little jealous of the relationship that some of Newyneth's children have with her, which makes them do catty or manipulative things sometimes
they are actually the person who braids Malkorath's hair for them
Twilit:
like several of the other archdemons, their true form is actually hidden somewhere in the mortal world (it would take too much effort and be too provocative for the gods to go about removing them), but unlike the other archdemons theirs is not split into pieces (though they did transfer it out of Hell in chunks lmfao)
they have a Decent relationship with some of the more neutral gods, but they're definitely considered a wild card by the more militant ones... they are absolutely considered unpredictable and hard to handle
they are generally very proud of Suchebh in their own way, but they're quite bad at expressing that in a way that Suchebh understands smndfgb
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l3viat8an · 6 months ago
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LMAOO SORRY I WANTED TO SEND THAT BUT UMM I HAD A LITTLE THOUGHT!!!
Right Right let me cook. Wuthering Waves Scar!
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Him^
Right him with a an obsession of leaving like marks (hickeys bite marks etc) on you.
Okay baiii!!!
HELPMEE FREAKY KAISEN NAHJSKHSJAULMFAOO
Scar my insane bbg <3 plz keep cookin’ hsjshjs
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You’re basically his favorite chewtoy
Scar’s favorite place to leave hickies is just behind your ear / on the back of your neck- for a couple different reasons, if you have long hair, they’d be hidden most of the time. but if you have short hair everyone, but you can see them~
He’s a fuckin’ tease too, after leaving a hickey he likes to blow air over the sensitive skin, cuz he loves watching you squirm.
Tho if things are more ‘heated’ 😏, he’ll leave hickies all over your stomach, legs ‘n chest. He’ll use a bit of teeth too, so the marks are a bit deeper ‘n stay longer.
while he’s giving you hickeys on your lower stomach / thighs he’d hold your hips so you have to stay still, he can’t have you squirming away while he marks you as his!-
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anothermansjeans · 1 month ago
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i hate men.
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kissnpunch · 1 year ago
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after weeks i’m re-watching guapoduo/spiderbit povs and i noticed one thing that is so them; technically, they saw and shared each others mind literally.
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the first one, obviously, is q!cellbit who, after q!roier respected the fact he has a special place —his own mind physically— and waited outside, let him in his most protected place to hang out together, having specials conversations after revealing q!cell’s traumas.
on q!roier side, in purgatory day twelve roier shared his screen and cellbit watched the whole thing, even if it was for the competition, i found so curious how if we bring that in a lore/canon context is like q!cellbit was on q!roier’s mind while he asked him to do things, fighting together for a win.
and now, where q!roier has like a mixed mind with q!quackity and q!cell, was q!cell who managed more of his actions, letting him as q!cell see richas again and take care of pepito as his new son (for this one, i prefer to consider like that day q!roier’s mind was so tired and missed his best friend and husband so much so as a copy mechanism he bringed their personalities, even if q!cell said he was q!roier, it was to cover his mental state to others. we know q!roier has different voices in his mind canonically).
in the case of q!cellbit he let q!roier know his physically mind to share his story, stay together with his son and even decor the walls with some drawings q!roier does to support his husband when he just wants to be in that place alone. for q!roier side, he let q!cellbit know his mind in his most vulnerable state, purgatory and after purgatory, where he just needs someone there too to not handle all his responsibilities alone.
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johnsbleu · 5 months ago
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Hold My Hand: John Wick x Reader Chapter 173
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warnings: dual pov, nsfw moments hmh masterlist
Y/N is always pretty good when it comes to scary movies. Usually she’s walking through the dark house after watching one and she’s completely fine. Not tonight. Maybe it’s because we’re at a different house and not at our home where she knows every nook and cranny, but she’s pretty freaked out. She picked the movie and she’s trying to be so brave, but I can tell she’s scared, which is why I’m staying a little closer to her. If I can make her feel safe, then I’ve done my job.
We decided to sit out on the back deck for a little bit, and she’s looking over her shoulder every few minutes. I reach over and pull her chair closer to me, then I drape my arm over her lap and lean in to kiss her, hoping she feels safer.
“Getting tired?”
Y/N nods, “Yeah, we spent so much time in the sun today. I think I’m drained.”
I get up and reach for her hands, then I lift her up and throw her over my shoulder as she laughs. One of these days I’m going to be too old to do that, but it’s not any time soon, so I plan on doing it until my back breaks from old age. I open the sliding door, lock it behind me, then head to the front door and lock that one too. Y/N kicks her legs playfully, so I spank her.
“Stop that.”
“No!” she laughs, so I squeeze right under her butt where I know she’s ticklish. She screams so loud with laughter that I have to put her down so I don’t drop her.
I wrap my arms around her and lean down to kiss her as we walk back to the room, and she reaches down to undo my belt.
“Oh, is this what we’re doing tonight?”
She looks up at me and nods, “No different than the last two nights. I want as much uninterrupted sex as I can get.”
“Sounds good to me.” I whisper as I kiss her, “Really putting that new birth control to work, huh?”
Y/N tilts her head back and laughs loudly, “I’m glad I got the IUD instead of those stupid pills. Though, did you know there was a woman who didn’t realize that her IUD had fallen out and she ended up getting pregnant?”
I slouch a little and let out a big breath as I look at her, “Peach…”
“Sorry,” she laughs quietly, then she starts undoing my belt. I lean down to kiss her neck, and she begins to laugh, “Did I ruin the mood?”
I look at her as she laughs, “No.”
Even though she’s laughing, I lean down and suck on her neck, moving my hand down between her legs and rubbing her over her pajama bottoms. I slip my hand into her underwear, and she immediately stops laughing and lets her head loll back. I lay her down on the bed and pull her pajama bottoms off, along with her underwear, then I kneel down in front of the bed and smirk when she looks up at me as I pull her closer to my mouth, diving in deep for just a moment to give a taste of what to expect.
“You done talking now?” I whisper against her thigh, and she whimpers as she nods. “Good.”
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You shoot up in bed when you hear a sound coming from the deck, and you reach over and shake John’s shoulder. He’s completely sound asleep, which yes, is flattering since he literally rolled over after kissing you goodnight, saying he loved you and immediately fell asleep. But now you need him awake right this minute!
“John!” you shake his shoulder, and he hums, “There’s someone outside.”
“No, there isn’t.”
You scoff and shake his shoulder, “Yes, there is. I keep hearing something hit metal.”
“I just got up to pee. There’s no one here.” he rolls over to his right side and pulls you into his arms, “Go to sleep, baby.”
“Wow, thanks for protecting your wife.” you glare at him in the dark even though he can’t see you. “You’ll feel like shit when someone breaks in and murders me.”
John laughs sleepily, “No one is breaking in, peach.”
You sigh loudly and lay down next to him, then you stare up at the ceiling, just waiting for the noise again because you know it’s going to happen. After a few minutes, you finally start to feel your eyes grow heavy, and you start to fall asleep. Just as your eyes close, you hear the noise again and sit up.
“I’m awake!” John groans and sits up. “I heard it too, and after mentioning someone murdering you, I got paranoid.”
You smile softly when he turns on the light, “I love you.”
“I love you too. Stay here.” he rubs his knuckle against his eye and walks out of the bedroom in his boxers with absolutely no fear of what he could find outside--he’d have it handled with no problems. Even in boxers.
God, it’s hot. If you weren’t so scared, you’d definitely go down on him when he comes back into the bedroom. On second thought, you definitely will if there’s nothing outside.
You pull your knees close to your chest and watch the doorway, then you furrow your brow when you hear the noise again and John laughing.
“What? Oh, god, be careful! John! Please be careful. Are you okay? What happened?”
Wow, you’re spiraling.
“Come here, baby.” he calls from the other room, and you immediately get up and rush out to him. He’s still laughing when you get to him, “This is what you’ve been so scared of all night.”
You scrunch your brows and walk over to see what John is pointing at, and you gasp and laugh when you see a small fluffy kitten playing with a string from your towel draped over the chair. Every so often, as it swats at the string, it bumps into the metal of the rain spout. That’s the noise you’ve been hearing all night.
You turn to John and cross your arms, “Told you someone was outside.”
“Okay, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you.” he laughs as he kisses your forehead.
The kitten meows and walks over to rub up against John’s leg, and you grin and look up at John. He takes a deep breath and laughs since he already knows what you’re going to ask.
“Listen to me,” he laughs as you reach down and pick up the fluffy kitten, “If this kitten is here by the morning, we can keep him.”
“He’s hungry, John!”
“We don’t know that.” John laughs, then he gestures to the yard, “Maybe he has a momma around here. We’ve seen a ton of cats since we’ve been here--tons of kittens even!”
You pout a little, “But look at him. He’s so thin. I can feel his ribs.”
“Baby, it’s so late right now.” he closes his eyes, then he looks at you and exhales as a smile spreads on his face when you pout, “I don’t know why I’m fighting this.”
You hold the kitten up in front of John as it meows, “Look at him, he’s so cute.”
“He is pretty cute,” he admits, and you smile.
“I’m keeping him.” you say, happily walking past, and John laughs as he nods. “What are you going to do? Say no to me?”
John shakes his head, “I wouldn’t dream of it. You know I can’t.”
He opens the door for you and locks it when you get inside, then he kisses your cheek and smiles softly as you talk to the kitten.
“What are you going to feed him?”
“I don’t know.” you shrug and open the fridge, “Cats don’t actually drink milk. I’ll give him some water, but…I don’t have anything to feed to him.”
John opens the fridge and holds up the chicken that he had bought at the store earlier to grill out tomorrow, “You could boil this. Give him a little. It’s probably not great, but it’s something. We can go to the store tomorrow and get some food.”
You smile at John and watch him grab a pot and fill it with water before dropping a chicken breast into it. He puts the other chicken breasts away and turns to you, smiling when you lock eyes with him.
“God, you’re so cute. It’s dangerous, I hope you know that.” he says, leaning down to kiss you. “It’s 3 in the morning and I’m in the kitchen boiling chicken for some kitten we just found, and I already know we’re bringing him home.”
“Come on, he’s cute!” you hold him up and smile when he nibbles on your finger, “We can take him to the vet when we get home and make sure he’s okay.”
John nods, “What if he has a momma out there and she’s looking for him?”
“Well, we’re here for a few more days. I’ll ask around.” you get up and snuggle the kitten as you walk to John, “But until then, he stays here.”
“You putting your foot down?” John jokes, and you stomp your foot playfully. “Ronan’s going to be very happy with her birthday present.”
You look at him and laugh, “This isn’t your anniversary gift to me?”
“I mean…it can be!” he laughs, then he shrugs, “My gift is kind of shit anyway.”
You hold the kitten in your right arm tucked close to your chest, then you lean up and kiss John, “You’re a really good man. Now finish boiling that chicken, so we can feed this baby, then…I have a surprise for you.”
John perks up, “What’s that?”
“As long as you aren’t tired…” you back away and seductively wipe your finger against your bottom lip before looking down lower to John’s boxers.
“Lucky for you, I’m fully awake now.” he smiles, and you wink at him.
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Since the kitten is pretty small, you didn’t want him to have full range of the house. There’s too much stuff that he could get into, plus he has been outside so you don’t know if he has fleas or not; you didn’t notice any when you were holding him, but you can’t be too safe. You folded up a few towels and made a little bed for him in the bathroom, then you put his water in there with him as well.
You were barely able to contain yourself this morning, so you got up quickly and changed your clothes to go see the little kitten. When you went into the bathroom, he was still sleeping, so you let him be--after checking to make sure he was still alive, of course.
John was in a pretty good mood despite you waking him up at three in the morning, most likely because he got a little bit of a treat before going back to sleep. The two of you went to the store and got some things for the kitten. You bought some food, a few toys, and some shampoo to wash away any possible fleas. John won’t admit it, but he’s excited about the newest family member, and you know he is because he picked out a cute little collar for him.
“Do we even know if it’s a boy?” he asks as you get out of the car.
You shrug, “I couldn’t tell, but I’ll look again. Either way, Baby Cat is going to look so cute in that collar.”
“Are we really going with Baby Cat?”
“Until Ro can name him.” you say as you open the door, “I’m blanking on names at the moment.”
John holds the door open and laughs, “Ro doesn’t know very many words yet.”
“Then let’s hope she doesn’t name the cat ‘dada’.” you say, and John smiles. “We already have a fish and an actual dada with that name.”
Before you can even drop the bags off at the table, you rush over and open the bathroom door, then you look down as the little kitten prances out into the living room. John kneels down and wiggles his fingers, and the kitten stops and wiggles his little butt before he pounces at John’s hands.
“Ro is going to love this,” John says, and you nod as you sit down on the couch and go through the bag.
The kitten walks over and tries to jump up to the couch, but he barely gets two inches off the ground. You reach down and pick him up, then you take out the toys and offer them to him.
“He’s so tiny,” John says as he sits down, “I wonder if he was the runt, which reminds me, I was going to go talk to the people a few doors down. I saw some cats outside their door.”
You frown a little, “I hope they don’t want him back. Well, I shouldn’t say that. If they want him back and actually want to take care of him, then we’ll give him back, but…”
John leans over and kisses your temple, “I’ll go talk to them.”
“I’m gonna give him a bath, then I’ll get some lunch started for us,” you say as he gets up, and he leans over and kisses you.
“Off to go bribe someone to let us keep their cat.” he says, and you look over your shoulder at him and laugh. “Anything for my girls, though.”
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You’ve just sat on the couch with the kitten when you hear the door open. You look down at the kitten with his eyes closed as you take the towel and dry him off, and you melt a little when you hear him purring. John leans down and kisses the top of your head, then he sits with you and smiles when he sees the kitten lying on your chest as you dry him.
“Give me the news.”
John laughs, then he takes a deep breath, “Well, there is a momma cat, but momma cat has been…having lots of kittens lately and is getting fixed soon. So, I talked to them and they said that if we found a kitten, we’re more than welcome to take him.”
Your heart bursts as you sit up, “Really?”
“Yes.” he nods, reaching over to pet the cat, “It’s better that we take him than something bad happening to him. I told them that our daughter would be thrilled--and that my wife would be pretty happy too.”
“We get to keep you!” you say to the kitten, then you kiss him and hug him. Your eyes snap open and you look at John, “New family member!”
John furrows his brow, “Huh?”
“The psychic said we’d have a new family member and that it might not be a baby,” you hold up the kitten and smile at John, “New family member!”
“Yeah,” he laughs, nodding his head, “Even more reason to believe her.”
You lean over and kiss him a few times, “It’s a boy, by the way. Found that out while I gave him a bath.”
John laughs, “Can’t wait to see what Ro names him.”
“We might just have to think of something.” you say, and John nods his head, still petting the kitten. You look at John and smile softly, “Thank you for this. I know we talked about getting her a kitten later on when she’s older, but…he kind of fell into our lap.”
Letting out a small laugh, John reaches over and touches your chin, rubbing his thumb against your bottom lip, “I would give you anything you ask for. You know that.”
“I don’t ask for anything,” you shake your head and look into his eyes, “I just ask for you to love me.”
“You don’t have to ask me to do that,” he whispers as he leans closer, “Loving you is as easy as breathing.”
You tear up a little and nod, “I feel the same way. I love you so much.”
“I will give you and Ronan anything you ask for. Whatever you want, you can have. You two have me wrapped around your little fingers.” he says, and you lean over to kiss him. He cups your face and kisses you again with a little more intensity, then he looks down at the kitten sleeping on your chest, “Yeah, I get it, little guy, her boobs are great.”
“Shut up!” you laugh as you playfully swat John’s arm. “How did you just go from being so romantic to being…a man?”
John scoots over and rests his head on your chest too, “Ah, so cozy.”
“You’re weird.” you say, and John squeezes your breast a little as you laugh.
“Can I ask something and pray like hell you won’t get upset?”
You look at John when he leans up, “We’re keeping this cat.”
“No, no, it’s not about the cat.” he says as he sits up, then he takes a deep breath, “Have I made you feel…unsexy lately?”
“Unsexy? Is that a word?”
John nods earnestly, “I think so.”
“Okay, well, no, you have not made me feel unsexy. Why?”
John takes another deep breath and shrugs, “You just…don’t ever wear lingerie and I thought maybe I made you feel bad about yourself or something. I just want you to always feel good and feel beautiful, because I think you’re the most beautiful person. If I made you feel bad, I’d want you to tell me. I know you feel good when you wear that stuff, so I just…I don’t know. You can hop in to the conversation at any point here.”
You start to smile before you lean over to kiss him a few times, “I don’t wear that stuff because of you, actually.”
“Oh, god.” John puts his head down for a moment, then looks at you, “Tell me what I did. Please.”
“Well,” you set the kitten aside and turn to face John, “The problem usually is I want to wear that stuff because yes, it does make me feel pretty and sexy, but also I know you like it when I wear it. The problem is…you don’t let me get away from you for long enough to actually change into it. When you want me, you want me that moment, which, hey, I’m flattered, but you just don’t give me time!”
John exhales in relief when you smile at him, “So basically you don’t wear it because I need you right that minute?”
“Literally yes.” you laugh as John closes his eyes. You straddle his waist and sit in his lap, “John, you’ve never made me feel anything but beautiful and sexy. I would love to wear lingerie more, but sometimes we need each other right that minute and that’s okay!”
“Did you bring some with?”
You start to grin as you lean forward to kiss him, “Yes.”
“You should wear it tonight.”
Letting out a small laugh, you nod your head before nuzzling into the crook of his neck, “Anything for you.”
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You bite into an apple slice and squint out at the sun going down. Baby Cat is lying in your lap right now and snoozing away. He won’t stop following John and you around, so it’s nice that he seems to be fine with being away from his momma. You look down at him and pet him, then you reach for an apple slice just as John does. He gestures for you to take one, then he smiles at you.
“Almost three years, peach.” he whispers, and you smile at him. “Three years since I met you. Can’t believe it.”
“Me neither,” you reach for his hand and kiss the back of it, “You make me really fucking happy, I hope you know that. I hope you know how in love with you I am and how I feel like I can be myself with you, and how safe I feel with you. I know talking about how we feel about each other isn’t an unheard of concept in our relationship--we tell each other how much we admire and love each other all the time--but I just really want to tell you that I am so fucking happy that I met you. You’re the best husband I could have ever asked for, and you’re my best friend. On top of being the best husband, you’re my best friend too, which is the most important thing.”
John cups your face and smiles, “I love you, sweetheart. The love of my life and my best friend, how lucky am I?”
“How lucky are we?” you smile, leaning over to kiss him. “You ever think about how different things would be if it hadn’t been me who brought the mail to your house? You could be living in Manhattan with April in a nice apartment or with Tess.”
“Well, for starters, April is a lesbian, so that’s not happening.” he says, and you laugh quietly. “And two, Tess is in love with my best friend and my best friend is in love with her, so that also won’t work. And finally, I am so madly in love with you. It didn’t matter who brought it over to me. I wanted to talk to you. I would have kept putting shit in your mailbox until you came over.”
You smile, “Or until you worked up the courage to talk to me.”
“Yeah, that too.” he grins, then he squeezes your hand, “Peach, you scared me. You still do. All I wanted was you, and I have you now. I’m never gonna take that for granted. You’re everything to me. Everything that I do, every thought that I have, you’re right there in my mind. Every decision I make, I do with you in mind. I mean it, you are everything to me.”
“That’s what I love so much about you, and I’m sure Helen did too.” you say, and he raises his brows, “When you love, you love with your entire heart. It’s really nice to be on the receiving end of that.”
John scoots closer and wraps his arm around you, “You love with your whole heart too. We were both so timid at first, but once we knew that this was real, we were both all in. I only ever want to be all in with you.”
Leaning your head against his shoulder, you close your eyes and smile, feeling the sun warm your cheeks as it dips lower. John presses a kiss to the top of your head and rests his cheek against your forehead.
Three years with this man already, and it’s flown by. Forever won’t even be long enough. Whatever time you get with him won’t be long enough. You can’t focus on it for too long, otherwise you’ll just be upset, so you open your eyes and inhale deeply.
“Can you believe Ro is going to be one?”
John laughs, “I can’t. How the hell do we have a one year old?”
“No clue,” you shake your head, laughing, “But I will say, she is your freaking twin, and I’m totally cool with it. I know she’s only one, but she has all of your good qualities, I swear. She’s sweet and kind, and she’s somehow so patient too. We’re raising a freaking phenomenal little lady.”
“Well, her momma deserves most of the credit here,” he says, tipping his head to you, “You’re doing a great job with her. I see the way she watches you and mimics you. You’re setting a great example for her, and I’m so happy to know my daughter is going to grow up to be just like her mom.”
You smile, “And her dad. He’s a great role model too; he deserves credit too.”
John laughs as he leans over to kiss you, “We’re doing a good job with her, I think.”
“Me too,” you smile, then you start to laugh, “We really just stroked each other's egos for a few moments. Felt great.”
“Sure did, and I’ll do it again.” John smiles, leaning down to kiss you.
Baby Cat stretches out in your lap, then he crawls over to John and stretches out, reaching his little arm out in front of him. John scoops him up and holds him close to his face, and the kitten reaches out to touch John’s nose. John gives his paw a little kiss, then he sets him down and laughs when he sees you watching him.
You grin, “You love Baby Cat.”
“He’s really cute, but I’m not crazy about the name.”
You laugh, “Well, I can���t think of anything! And he’s not getting the typical cat name like, Shadow, Midnight, Fluffy, and shit like that. Ronan needs to name him.”
“She’s going to be so excited to see her kitten,” John pets the cat and looks at you, “And she’ll be excited to see her momma.”
“And her dada.” you whisper, then you lean over to kiss him, “But momma needs daddy to herself for a few more days.”
John laughs as you push him down into the sand and kiss him, “I’m cool with that.”
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“Time to exchange gifts?” you ask, and John laughs as he holds up the gift-wrapped box for you. You point at the two gifts on the table and he furrows his brow in confusion. “One for our anniversary, one for your birthday.”
John sits next to you and laughs, “Remember we weren’t being completely serious with these gifts.”
“Oh, trust me, I’m aware.” you say, and John nods as he hands the box to you.
You rip along the edge and pull the paper off, then you put it on the floor and smile when Baby Cat immediately pounces on it. John didn’t put too much tape on it, so you don’t have a problem opening the box at all, and you push the tissue paper down and gasp as you hold up the beautiful white and floral robe.
“This is gorgeous,” you rub it against your cheek and smile, “I love this. Thank you!”
John grins, “Cotton.”
“Yeah,” you laugh as you nod, then you lean over to kiss him, “Thank you. You know I love a good robe.”
“I do.” he smiles, watching you grab the box for him. He opens it carefully and tosses the paper down for the kitten, who is in love with the paper and the box from your gift, then John starts to laugh as he holds up the boxers. “Wow.”
You laugh and shrug your shoulders, “Cotton.”
“Yeah, I got that.” he holds them up and starts to laugh even harder at your face printed all over the boxers with ‘MINE’ written in funky letters over the crotch. “Wow, baby, these are…”
“I don’t know! Cotton is such a weird one! All I could think of was blankets and boxers and we don’t need any more blankets, so I just settled on those. I thought you’d think they’re funny.”
John looks down at them, still laughing, “I do think they’re funny. Might even wear them sometime just for you.”
“Oh, can’t wait.” you joke, knowing full well if anyone is wearing them, it’ll be you. You cup his face and kiss him, “Happy anniversary, babe.”
“Happy anniversary.” he cups the back of your neck and presses his lips to yours harder before you pull away and grab his other gift. It’s just in an envelope, so you already know he’s very curious. He opens the envelope and pulls out two tickets, and he widens his eyes and looks at you, “What?”
You shrug, “Thought you and Jimmy would have a good time. Wherever the World Series is going to be this year, you and Jimmy will be there with the best seats--right behind home base.”
“Well, what if I want to bring you?”
“As much as I love doing anything with you, I think I’m going to sit baseball out, especially the World Series. Bring Jimmy. He’ll have a blast. You both will. Make a weekend of it.” you smile at him, and he lets out a small laugh. “Happy birthday.”
John looks over at you and smiles, “Thank you. This is very thoughtful, though I am a little sad you don’t want to come with.”
“Tess and I just want you and Jimmy out of our hair for a weekend.” you joke, and John laughs. “He loves baseball and you do too. And look, I know that…back when you two became closer, it was because he invited you to watch games with him--it’s how you two bonded.”
“You are so sweet,” he says softly, rubbing your back. “Thank you for this.”
You scoot over and rest against his shoulder, “You’re very welcome. Did I do good this year?”
“Well, last year you gave me a baby, so…” he playfully grimaces and clicks his tongue, “I’m gonna need a little more effort next year.”
“You are absolutely not getting another baby next year.”
John jokingly groans before leaning over to kiss you, “Another pair of boxers will do then.”
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John stands next to you at the counter and begins to help you cut up some veggies for a salad. He leans down and kisses your bare shoulder, and he smiles when you look at him.
“I like this tank top on you.” he says, and you start to laugh. “Looks good.”
“I wonder why you like it so much,” you joke, and John glances at your breasts before he starts to laugh. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
He puts his hand up, still laughing, “It looks great on you. The fact that I can see your nipples through it is just a bonus. You look…hot.”
“I look ‘hot’?” you set the knife down and turn to him, “You think I’m hot?”
John furrows his brow as he laughs incredulously, “Of course I do! I think you’re the hottest woman I’ve ever seen. You’re sexy!”
You burst out laughing until you’re in tears, “God, please, why is this so funny to me?”
“Because you’re weird. Did our conversation about the lingerie tell you nothing?” John says, looking at you with amusement as you laugh. “Of course I think my wife is sexy. Baby, you have no idea how attracted I am to you.”
“I think I have some idea.” you say, squinting your eyes a little before glancing down at the crotch of his pants. You press your hand to your cheek and laugh, “I’m warm. You’ve embarrassed me!”
John smiles proudly, “You’re so cute. Come here.”
You fall into John’s arms as he laughs, and he buries his face into the crook of your neck and inhales your perfume. You close your eyes and smile happily as the two of you hold one another for a few moments before you hear Baby Cat meowing at your feet. You lean back and look at him, and he stretches out before he tries to climb up John’s jeans. John reaches for him and puts him on his shoulder--his new favorite spot to hang out.
It’s actually kind of ridiculous how hot this makes John. He’s already hands down the sexiest man you’ve ever seen, and honestly he’s just getting better with age. You were never really into those stupid firefighter calendars--the ones with the guys who clearly aren’t really firefighters posing with kittens and puppies, or they pose shirtless as they bake a cake--but seeing John hold a little kitten and kiss him, yeah, you’d definitely like to see him shirtless and just in his boxers as he poses with the kitten. Hell, even if he was shirtless in the kitchen with a huge mess behind him, you wouldn't mind that.
John is sexy. He’s always been sexy, but seeing him so vulnerable and sweet just makes him so much better--there’s nothing sexier than an emotionally mature man. Seeing him show up for you and Ronan every single day, seeing him with her, seeing how he goes out of his way for you on days when you struggle a little, all of that just makes you all the more attracted to him.
It sure doesn't hurt that he looks the way he looks, of course. His beard is still dark, but he does have some gray that is poking through here and there. His hair as well. His skin is amazing--you’re definitely still trying to figure out his secret for great skin. He’s still tall and lean with a little more muscle now than before since he’s been doing so much work around the house. He looks even better now than he did before, which is mind-boggling since he looked gorgeous before.
“Hey,” John taps your chin and smiles at you, “Where did you go?”
“I was just thinking about how sexy you are.” you say, and John scoffs. You hold his gaze and nod your head, “I’m not kidding. I was just thinking about how sexy you are and how sexy you’ve gotten.”
John perks up, “Really now?”
“Yeah, genuinely,” you look up at him, smiling, “You know how you always say that you’re more attracted to me now than before, and then you quickly add in that you were very attracted to me before so you don’t upset me?”
He starts to laugh, “Yeah.”
“That’s how I feel.” you say, and he chuckles, “Seeing you as a dad, seeing you be so vulnerable with me, seeing you so emotionally mature, seeing you with a tiny little kitten on you…”
“It’s hot?”
You laugh, “Yeah! I don’t know, John, you’re just getting more and more attractive to me. I like it a lot. I like that we haven’t lost our spark. Sure, we’ve had our little spurts where we’re not as intimate, but it’s not because we don’t want to be. We might just be a little more busy or tired, but it’s never been because we’re not into each other anymore--not for me at least.”
John laughs when you smirk and shrug your shoulder, “Oh, you know it hasn’t been for me either, you little shit.”
“Excuse you!” you laugh as John smiles at you, “You’re a little shit!”
“Nope,” he shakes his head and places Baby Cat back onto the ground where he quickly runs off to play with a toy, “You are a little shit.”
You scoff, turning your nose up jokingly, “I am not.”
“You are,” he pulls you to him and leans down to kiss you, “You’re my little shit.”
Letting out a small laugh, you kiss John as he helps you onto the counter, then he spreads your legs and steps between them as you two make out. You wrap your legs around him and pull him closer, and he lets out a small moan. His hands are warm on your back, and you shiver when you feel him slip one hand under your tank top.
Rain has been pattering against the windows all day so you’ve been cooped up inside, but you sure don’t mind. You really don’t mind when you have John in front of you to keep you entertained. Whether that’s with conversation or sex, whatever time you spend with him is well spent. Lying on the couch watching TV or reading, chatting about complete nonsense, or reminiscing about things from the past, as long as you’re with John, it’s perfect.
“Hey,” you lean back and look into his gorgeous brown eyes, “I love you.”
John’s finger trails along your jawline as he smiles, “I love you too.”
“We were making dinner,” you whisper, and he laughs as he looks down at his left hand resting on your breast, “I think we got a little sidetracked.”
“You’re very distracting, Mrs. Wick.”
A smile spreads on your face as you hold his gaze. You gently remove his hand from your chest and pull your tank top off, tossing it aside. John inhales deeply as he takes you in, and you reach for his hands again and place them both on your chest.
“Sorry for being so distracting.”
“You can distract me anytime.”
You start to laugh, “You’ve seen my boobs how many times?”
“Lots…” he nods, still staring at your chest as his fingers trail about your soft skin, “Lots of times. Still doesn’t matter how many times I see them, I fucking love them!”
You smile at him, “Still obsessed with my piercing, I see.”
John nods as he looks up at you with your nipple in his mouth, “Yes. Very.”
“When we get home--”
“I don’t want to talk about going home. We have a few more days. I don’t want to talk about it.”
“We can’t go home yet,” you shake your head and reach up to cup John’s face, “You still haven’t fucked me in that amazing shower yet.”
John pulls you closer and lifts you off the counter, “We have time now.”
“We were supposed to be making something to eat.” you say, and John starts to smirk.
“You have something I can eat,” he replies, low and velvety, and you bite your lip, “And you definitely want me to, don’t you?”
You hug him tighter, “Well, you certainly are the best at it.”
“That’s what I like to hear,” he whispers, and you close your eyes as he sucks on your neck. “I need to hear you moan for me, and I need it to be loud.”
You chuckle as John lays you back on the bed, “I don’t think we’ll have a problem with that.”
John hovers over you and smiles before he begins kissing down your body, getting himself situated between your legs. He pulls your shorts down and tosses them aside as he licks his lips, then he pulls your underwear off and smiles. He moves his hand up your stomach to rest between your breasts, then he leans down and buries his face, causing you to immediately moan loudly. “Good girl.”
“Remember how you wanted me to wear lingerie?” you say, and John laughs between your legs, “This is the problem right here, John.”
“You want me to stop?” he asks, leaning up to look at you as you start to smile and shake your head. He moves back between your legs, “Good because I don’t want to either.”
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