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It is exhausting to be a Jonathan Byers fan
#all y'all ever fucking do is yap about how he's gonna die#while claiming he's your favorite#but you spell his name wrong#sorry i am clearly over it this morning#and im SURE someone's going ro see this and be like oh he's dying like SHUT THE FUCK UP#or at the very least stop tagging his main ship or him about how he's going to die#how would you feel if everytime you opened the ship tag it was all doom death posting#anyways#jonathan byers#stranger things#st5 speculation
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the golden boy
#mine#nimona#nimona movie#nimona fanart#idk what ot is about him but i love drawing this man dndjdjdj#anyways… id like a timeskip where he grows his hair out please and thank you#ambrosius goldenloin#<< fixed bc i realized i spelled the name wrong rip
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Hey!!! I love your art sm!!!!!
I was wondering: can you draw Ted being possessed by Tinky or Bill being possessed by Blinky (or both)?
Have a great day!!!!!!!
normal guys in normal scenarios
also
#ted spankoffski#bill woodward#bliklotep#<- I KEEP SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG#t'noy karaxis#id in alt text#definitely art#im so. normal about bill haha you have to believe me would i ever lie to you#“what's more if we don't comply/with the church's wishes/i can see us being sacrificed or stuffed”#no i totally didn't replace things in that song with stuff that relates to hatchetfield and the church of the starry children. haha
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This bad boy can fit so much trauma
#walter sullivan#silent hill 4#silent hill#eileen galvin#yes i spelled her name wrong im sorry its 4 am#also i made walters nails fucked up snd gross because i have a feeling he chews tjem#my art#my heart goes out to the walter kins. you are gods bravest soldiers and his littlest guys
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compiled whatever this is (and I run out of tag space)
meh HoT gifs (3/?)
#alek gifs#ninjago#ninjago krux#ninjago acronix#hands of time#time twins#alternate title to this series is : stuff i noticed after watching this season 10 whole times#okay actually thats a lie. i realized this the 3rd time around#i think of acronix and how he barely makes any decisions for himself and i go crazy#ppl equate that with him feeling forced to do stuff.. uh hes always been a follower guys!!#cue him calling wu “master wu” even after the twins betrayal. him liking machia bc shes “mean” and bossy#he has no issue with following orders lol. prepare for a long acronix rant one day#contexts -> gif 1 barely counts i just wanted to include him looking at krux. he does this a lot during that fight#gif 2 is before they kill blunck and raggmunk (idk how to spell their names still ... sorry)#gif 3 is before they were going to kill wu in the golden hour legacy short. which is canon !!#gif 4 is before they sent themselves into the temporal vortex#that one post that was like “are we still doing revenge? yeah? cool” bc thats basically acronix#there is something fundamentally wrong with these two's brains but idk how to describe it#krux who literally lost his mind after losing his brother to the point he adopted an entire identity#“he just needed to go undercover!!” counter point as soon as acronix came back he was unable to pretend to be saunders. he acted super weird#like when kai was in the museum he couldnt pretend to be this person he wasnt. acronix was back !!! so was he. krux was 100% going to kill#the smith sibs if maya and ray didnt comply. also.. canonly they knew him when they worked as teachers back in s3. he watched them grow up#and pretended all was well meanwhile their parents were being forced to work and slave away to build the iron doom. he is not normal#then you have acronix who thrives off of violence and is described as throwing himself into battle like a blunt object. has no regard#for himself as a person and just takes (almost) everything his brother says as gospel. s7 couldve done smthn really cool with how#the only thing the twins ever really disagreed on was technology. also ive went on a semirant about how krux's hatred for tech was misplaced#hatred for losing acronix. wanted to travel to the pre modern era? okay well whyd he pick 40 years ago specifically. also NOTE that they#went back after their past selves had lost. they wouldve faired better if they went and helped their past selves. also the reversal blade#had already fallen so when the twins went back in time there was two kruxes. he literally went back to when he had been all alone for the#for the first time. he went back to when his life was ruined and his brother was gone!! but he had nix with him this time . ughdhf
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I have escaped the emotional turmoil from school, now it’s time for the emotional turmoil of erha, orv, and link click
#im back in the fucking building again#there is no escape 🫡#i just have to get my computer fixed and well be back#and now rhat i dont have a whole 6-7 part project due within 24 hours each day#its rough you guys#school is NOT easy#but umm yeah#i shall be returning with my readings soon#the dumb husky and his white cat shizun#erha#2ha#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#link click#i cant wait to go back to all these#its been so long#oh…#this is what odesseyus felt like#i probably spelled his name wrong#welp#i’ve returned from war#ALSO#Ive had an mxtx meme thing marinating in my drafts for the past ten weeks
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This week's random Encyclopedia Exandria article is... Jarett Howarth!
Jarett Howarth is a guardsman who served as captain of the guard at Greyskull Keep and as an officer of the Pale Guard in Whitestone.
A fun fact from the article: During the "audition" for a job at Greyskull Keep, Jarett dodged an arrow from Vex'ahlia.
Visit a random article at Encyclopedia Exandria!
#Jarett Howarth#Critical Role#Critical Role wiki#random article of the week#If you saw the version where I spelled his name wrong once. No you didn't. Scheduling posts always vanishes changes into the ether 😔
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Jail Cell
Eben Oleson x Fem!Reader
You had been dating Eben for awhile, and during one of Barrow's annual blackouts he brings you along for a night of fun. In the empty sheriff's department an idea crosses your mind, something to do with an empty jail cell...
Tags :) SMUT , Oral!fem receiving , very minor roleplay (i.e. calling Eben 'officer' and one case of being called 'inmate') , handcuffs (he's a sheriff, you didn't think I was gonna do anything with that? c'mon) , mentions of bruising and some pet names! , I think that's if but if I missed anything please tell me xoxo
Eben crashed against the light switches of the sheriff’s department. A move blinded by your lips and tongue, making sure you got every taste of him as you pushed through the doors.
It was Barrow’s annual black out, your second, but your first together. It was exciting; you had only recently moved to Barrow to take care of your father, and Eben had always known the blackouts as a simple factor of life.
Eben had been aware of what it was like to relish in the quiet of a blackout with someone, but now he was with you; someone who hadn’t always known the dark skies of Barrow. It was something he had been looking forward to. Sadly, a month of cuddling and gazing under the northern stars turned into constant care of your families and jobs, leaving very little time for you to indulge in one another. Pent-up emotions and heavy eye fucking throughout the days resulted in snowballs being thrown at your window in the middle of the night, as if you both were teenagers.
The adrenaline rush certainly felt like your teenage years as you snuck out of the house to meet Eben in his SUV.
The lights snapping on throughout the department shocked both of you out of your lustful trances. It gave you a moment to look at your heavy breathing partner. Eben doing the same as his eyes surveyed over you. The cold had pinched his nose and cheeks red. The lack of oxygen from making out and the biting wind were a viscous pair.
“You’re gorgeous.” Eben breathed out, squeezing your sides lightly.
You smiled and pushed him back playfully, which only made him grab onto you tighter; pulling your warm bodies together to continue what you had been doing. Right before your lips connected, from your peripheral you saw a very empty jail cell in the back of the room.
An idea sparked in your brain, something you had been wanting to do since falling in love with the town sheriff.
You pulled away with a smile on your face. “Wait, wait, wait—” You skipped to the empty cell, “I wanna do something!”
Eben stared at you in wonder, peeling off his coat to follow you absentmindedly. “What’s that?” He asked playfully.
The coat fell from around your shoulders, grabbing it at the last second to throw it to the side. You walked backwards into the cell, grabbing onto the door and closing it as you progressed further into the cold room. The metal door closed with a small echo, which was dampened as you turned around to press your back against them. You turned your head to look at Eben, who was chuckling softly behind you, the sound of him sending butterflies to your stomach.
“Really?” He asked as you turned around with a fervor in your eyes.
You smiled through the bars, face pressed close to the cold metal. “Really.”
He chucked again, running a gloved hand through his hair. “You do something to me, lady.” He walked forward, leaning in to kiss you through the bars.
“I’m not sure you’re supposed to really kiss hardened criminals.” You hummed delightfully.
Eben raised a brow. “You’re a hardened criminal?”
You backed away from the bars, swaying your hips and shoulders suggestively. “The worst of the worst, baby.”
He rolled his shoulders back while holding back a very obvious smile. Eben gave a half-hearted shrug before tightening up his face.
He ripped open the jail cell, taking a step inside. His face was hard and stern, making your skin tingle with excitement. “Inmate…” even his voice felt cold, like he had never been more angry. “What do you think you’re doing?”
You couldn’t contain your happiness. Roleplaying had never been something you’d even think of asking him, and now that it was actually happening, the pure excitement of it was overflowing out of you. You seductively slid towards him. “What do you want me to do?” You raised your hand to brush against him, only for Eben to aggressively grab your wrist.
He spun you around forcefully with an angry glare, which ignited a deep fire throughout your nervous system. A plethora of knots began forming in your stomach.
“You have some serious behavioral issues.” He growled.
“Ya gonna do something about it?” Your finger hooked around a belt loop, tugging ever so slightly. Part of you just wanted to get this over with — would it be too much to say ‘cut!’ and drag him down to the floor?
He grabbed the back of your head and pushed you against the bars. You would’ve cooed at the protective action if you weren’t in the middle of something.
His hand ran down your body, the roughness of his glove and the gentle touch made you shiver. He grabbed your other hand and brought both of them above your head.
All your fantasies coming alive at this moment were too much to process. A giggle bubbled up to the surface, but shut down as soon as his leg pushed the back of your knees, causing you to crumble to the ground.
You looked up at him with enormous eyes, watching him intently as he was too busy focusing on ripping his glove off with his teeth to grab a pair of cuffs around his waist. The act had made your tongue heavy, your eyes floating back to their level as his crotch stood right in front of you. A thousand nights of nuzzling against his thighs after intimate nights made the knots in your stomach tighter, lighting them ablaze.
Cold metal snapped against your wrist. You looked up again to find your gloves ripped off and metal cuffs replacing them. The chain weaved through the bars — you were stuck.
You made eye contact with him, brows furrowed together to convey that he was angry, but you knew he was everything but.
���Do the glove thing again!” You whispered. It felt as if you two were actors in the middle of a play, improvising as you went on.
He raised his brows before bringing his hand up to rip his other glove with his teeth, tossing it aside.
Your giggle echoed through the department, and a smile ripped across his face. You leaned back against the bars, legs folding out beneath you to rest on your butt.
Eben followed you down to the ground, situating himself between your spread legs. “Am I doing okay?” He whispered, once again enforcing the idea that they were putting on some type of play. The idea made your smile all that more infectious.
“You’re doing great.” You leaned in absentmindedly, needing to kiss him like nothing else. Your lips felt empty without him there. “I’m so turned on.” You whispered before his lips took yours.
Your body was on fire as he leaned further into you, arms surrounding your head to keep himself from falling into you.
“You’re really bad at being a corrupt officer.” You playfully whispered against his mouth.
When he pulled away, you thought you’d go into cardiac arrest. His heavy breathing and lidded eyes were too much, but kissed red lips were just the cherry on top. A heartbeat pounded between your legs, begging for something.
“Oh, really?” He asked, his voice dripping with lust.
In a flash, he grabbed your legs and brought them to his shoulders. Your scream of excitement acted as no deterrent as his lips gave small kisses to your inner thighs, pressing through your pants as if nothing was going to stop him.
You giggled and squirmed as his lips dared press against the one area they needed to be.
“Eben- Eben, please.” You begged.
He looked at you from between your legs, a sight which would echo in your head for the rest of time. “Please, what?”
“You’re such an asshole.”
He kept eye contact as he slowly and gently pressed a kiss to your center. You could barely even feel it, but the act itself made you lose your mind. You leaned your head back as you hissed out curses.
“Will you just fuck me already?” You whimpered, and the kissing stopped altogether. The embarrassment fluttered to your face. Pure heat was radiating off of you.
Eben seemed to like that answer because he rested your legs on his shoulders to toy with the buttons and zippers of your pants. The fact you couldn’t help speed this process up was making your head spin, and he knew that. You had never found Eben to be an evil man, but the one time you ask him to be an evil police officer, he’s the most corrupt man in the world. In the back of your mind, you began wondering if he had always wanted to be evil like this. Draw out your torture, make you squirm and beg for something — the thought of that made you lightheaded.
He moved your legs to one shoulder to slowly take your pants off, each inch of skin gaining a small kiss. He ripped your shoes off to leave your only comfort of warmth being your knee-high socks. You must’ve been a sight to behold because as soon as he spread your legs again, his eyes dilated in a fury of lust.
“You look like you’re gonna eat me.” You breathed out with a small smirk. He resembled that of a hungry predator, you his simple prey.
Eben tilted his head ever so slightly, a brow raising which told you everything you needed to know. You watched in horror as his mouth opened, rolling out his tongue. He leaned forward and licked a painfully slow strip across the center of your underwear, giving you a taste of what was to come.
You squirmed as his grip tightened on your legs, keeping you as still as he needed you. He only released one of his hands to pull your underwear to the side, to get to where you finally wanted him.
The feel of his tongue against your cunt made you hazy. His hot breath battled the cold empty building, causing shivers all over your body.
He squeezed your thigh, a bruise that would come to form in a couple hours, something you were waiting to see flourish. He kept your underwear to the side, fingers grazing your clit ever so slightly as his tongue worked its way inside.
You squealed and moaned like your life depended on it, but he wouldn’t let up. He only stopped tormenting you to pepper small kisses on your inner thighs while he shushed you.
“If you think I can stay quiet during this, you’re an idiot, Eben.” You were out of breath, panting like a dog as his kisses warned closer and closer.
“Good inmates don’t talk back, sweetie.”
You whined, leaning your head back in frustration.
“Good inmates don’t whine either.”
You settled for a pout, which opened its way into a gasp as he kissed your clit gently.
“Try not to move too much.” He purred into you. “Don’t want you falling off.”
You couldn’t help but nod at his request, he had successfully turned into you puddy. You kept your hands busy by grabbing onto the bars, squeezing your eyes shut as pure ecstasy rolled over you.
His thumb rubbed soft circles into your clit as his tongue lapped at your center, curling in and out. The roughness of his thumb and the soft plushness of his tongue twisted your nervous system into knots. He dug his face further into you as the fire in your abdomen grew unbearable.
You tried to tell him you were cumming, but words escaped your heavy tongue. Your body ignited, legs to shaking beside his head.
Eben continued on, digging his tongue deeper into you as he rode out the electricity which shocked your body. In a parting gift, he gave a small kiss to your cunt once more before pulling away, looking at you from your pelvis.
The panting echoed throughout the building — you’d be surprised if the entire town hadn’t woken up.
“Wanna go again—”
“I’ll kill you.”
He chuckled, unhooking your legs from his shoulders. Using your legs, he pulled himself closer to wrap your legs around his waist, protecting your scantily clad ass from the cold concrete. He leaned in to kiss you, allowing you to taste yourself, which left you giggling.
Your noses were touching, hot breath intertwining. “Thank you for correcting my behavior, officer.”
He growled dangerously, his smile toothy and dangerous. He snapped his head and was kissing and sucking your neck wildly — a horny vampire.
You screeched his name, giggling wildly.
#30 days of night#josh hartnett#omg frightening scared this is my first x reader PLEASE DON'T CRUCIFY ME I'M SCARED#once again if this is bad you guys CAN'T TELL ME /j#no but please tell me (be nice) i love improving my work and my audience's criticism is like#1 way to do so#if guys wanna request anything else... I'm always open... tee hee#eben oleson#eben oleson x reader#eben oleson smut#whoops I’ve been spelling his name wrong
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ydkj themed stamps
#today i had a dream that buzz was in one of the secret episodes in a future jackbox game.#they spelled his name wrong in the credits#ydkj#buzz lippman#jackbox#you don't know jack#jackbox party pack#ydkj the ride#ydkj headrush
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#guess what i just watched#wicked#i spelled his name wrong. Sorry jon cho but i also dont think you deserve that dignity
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I'm a Bakudeku fan and I want this person to just shut up. He literally gave us My Hero Academia. Leave Horikoshi ALONE DAMNIT.
And it's LITERALLY JUST A HUG
Fellow Bakudeku shippers, don't be like this person.
Edit: Found out that this is actually just fanart, so they're just freaking out over nothing 😒
#thank you horikoshi#my hero academia#mha#bakudeku#mha spoilers#my hero academia spoilers#they spelled his name wrong too
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it kills me a little whenever people misspell Eliot's name
#like on a tumblr post fine wahtever i guess. less chance of me reblogging it#but i get people arent always super into a show and i don't think eliots name really ever appears onscreen?#but when it's in a fic????#like you looked at the tags! and tagged it with his correct spelling! but the fic itself has it spelled wrong!#i cant i click out every time#EVEN WORSE is when they comment on MY FIC. THAT HAS ELIOTS NAME SPELLED CORRECTLY. AND MISSPELL IT. IN THE COMMENT.#and then i REPLY. WITH THE CORRECT SPELLING. AND THEY KEEP! SPELLING! IT! WRONG!#maybe i overnotice it bc my name got misspelled a lot as a kid but like#!!!!!!#CMON#m speaks
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king julian would love lana del rey
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tom keifer of CINDERELLA on the back cover of the GLAM METAL SPECIAL EDITION of KERRANG's MEGA METAL magazine; issue 13, 1989
#kerrang#cinderella#cinderella band#80s bands#glam metal#hair metal#tom keifer#my stupid ass spelled his name wrong at first and none of you told me#1989#i also got the year wrong lol... what a mess
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Back in 2020, I uploaded the first chapter of a webcomic and about swords, sorcery, and bugs.
Here's that first chapter, posted on Tumblr for the first time. Enjoy!
#If you guys are interested I have a lot of additional work for this project I could post--- even the unfinished second chapter / its notes!#I might actually redraw this chapter sometime...#There's things that aren't communicated like I want them to be.#Like how Alistair's holding onto a fancy cradle.#Or that the scribe (Sylvan) is in great pain in every panel where he covers his mouth#And then there's the fact that the threads in that woven pattern on Alistair's horns are meant to glow.#And the fact that I hecking SPELLED ALISTAIR'S NAME WRONG IN THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER#the creeping chronicles#original comic#original webcomic#indie comic#indie comics#indie webcomic#indie webcomics#webcomic#webcomics#stuff by sofie#queued
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The dialogue in the most recent chapter (ch13) of At the Dawn of the Light by @lasymit is giving me about 10000 different emotions
#I've been reading solely via online translator and am so sorry if I got the dialogue incorrect#but HHHHHHHH#this particular part. man#when your evil uncle mixes up dreams and reality and then just. says stuff.#when he remembers you one minute and asks for your name again fifteen minutes later#when you learn from him that something's wrong with the spell but he's no longer capable of telling you what#when he talks about his own death with such impassivity that you can't tell if he's joking or looking forward to it#UGHHHHHH I love this fic#this chapter in particular will be very fun to see officially translated#my art#fernart#the owl house#philip wittebane#at the dawn of the light
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