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DDMonth ▪️ Day 1: Sparring 🏹
#my art#ddmonth#sorry its still so messy#darkest dungeon#hard to tell but there's an arrow lodged in Margie's feathers#just like there's a bleeding bullet graze on Missy's head#shots were fired#I appreciate their rivalry#:3#dd arbalest#dd musketeer#arbalest#musketeer#dd
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ROSE: "Thanks"
MICKEY: "Thanks for what?"
ROSE: "Exactly"
Has GOT to be the meanest, most sassy and painful punch Rose Tyler has ever delivered in all of the time and space, ever.
#thanks for nothing mickey#rose tyler#dw#doctor who#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#mickey#shots were fired
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I said "You've got to be the most irritating person at the artisanal coffee shop in Dumbo."… And so we saw every T-shirt you could possibly, and I was like, "Oh my God, Sub Pop. It's perfect." -- David Fincher
#the killer#filmedit#fincheredit#david fincher#costume design#cinematv#filmgifs#moviegifs#my edit#didn't have the shirt spoiled for me and i screamed SO loud#shots were fired
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(Tags via @theasexualscorpio)
Wow.
🚒 911 rewatch 🚒
#shots were fired#bahaha 🤣#this moment will never not kill me#cACKLING#cACKLINGGG#i miss the bobby and michael bestieism#911 on fox#911 fox#911 on abc#911 abc#beatrice carter#beverly todd#bobby nash#peter krause#michael grant#rockmond dunbar#queue queue kachoo
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Sebastian Stan on what he would reply to Donald Trump's opinion about his biopic "The Apprentice"
#sebastian stan#sebstanedit#marvelcastedit#gif#mcufam#mcuchallenge#dailyavengers#the avengers#dailymenedit#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#dilfsource#usersavana#usertammy#usersvenja#unearthlydust#userlaurianne#userchristineb#gaybuckybarnes#userkk#shots were fired and i support him#i'm not a us resident but we had a president just like him and they're bffs sooo#sebby my love you ATE
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I got. thoughts. about valens and voices in imperial roman history. but I also got a lot of thoughts about uhhhhhh choosing your brother for co ruling the Fratricide Foundation Story Empire. many thoughts about themistius' oration too
Brotherly Love, Themistius (trans. Peter Heather & David Moncur)
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta
#it's also the Incest-Cannibalism Empire but that's a discussion for a different blog#all of the heavy hitters were Incest Empires btw. that's a feature of Empire across all of time. not always Cannibalism tho. TRAGIC.#but rome specifically being the Fratricide&Stuprum Empire is funny AND makes parts of this speech feel. uh. UHHHHH.#feels like you're trying to overwrite history and while you succeeded ONCE the uncle-nephew antagonism with a body count#somehow feels worse????? feels worse. i dont like anything that happened to valentinian 2#anyway. as a result: i personally will be including the bigamy accusations against valentinian into my belief system#stuprum babyyyyy! a requirement for every emperor! valens is lacking here so valentinian has to pick up the slack#valens will be giving me an opening to fire shots at figures in christianity i dislike which is honestly better than scandalous sex#later roman empire tag#komiks tag#brother emperors tag#IF. you missed my brother emperors posting. the head in hands thing here is meant to be a little bit offputting on account of#valentinian being valens' imperial maker. that's a life in your hands. overtures of fratricide. etc. you get the point#whatever other subtext you want to apply to it from the subtext spice cabinet. im not picky. this was a quick comic i did#to shake off the depression cobwebs lmao. eventually i'll style guide this era and do comics with more intentional thought later
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#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#this post brought to you by A True Story. Kind Of#the irl context was my friends' own battle of the eagle and lion which was fought with foam weapons and one nerf crossbow#crossbow being limited to the porch with our friend in a wheelchair. which was the only reason it wasn't an automatic game winner#anyway they shot me in the leg and I put the dart in my pocket#and then we were the only two people left and I had to stagger one-legged up the steps while they frantically tried to unjam the crossbow#the tension was REAL#I ended up winning. narrowly.#and then I did exactly this#their team ended up winning in the end but it was hard fought on all sides#anyway. here's this
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#shots were fired#mic drop#mediocre white men are just mad they could be seen for how useless they really are
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dead boy detectives is a show whose shortcomings and strengths make total sense when you think of it as a comic on tv, ie terribly goofy expository dialogue that sounds way better when you picture it in comic book font with every other word bolded, panel-paced conversation as our heroes figure out something very obvious, fun enormous monster set pieces that used up all the cgi budget which is why all the rooftop shots look Like That, incredible snap zooms and smash cuts in montages that hit exactly like comic panels, and side characters with bland or brilliant characterization that seems to hinge on the metric of ‘how much cunt did the actor put into their line readings’
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#we’re accustomed to different nuances of (visual) language in diff media#by no means am i comic adaptation buff but i found myself frequently wondering why it felt so strange vis a vis pacing & writing#maybe it’s just a hallmark of the showrunners or directors!#i’m used to tv dialogue that is a lot faster and frankly uh seems to think more of its audience#a LOT of shots i think were meant to look like comic panels in the montages#devlin family house loop - the fire elemental potion - etc#but then there’s also these very TV Feeling Moments#i found it delightful but also super uneven! like multiple different shows were trying to climb to the top of the pile at once#it’s SUCH a mess to me (complimentary)#like lab grown to be fandom fodder but also i think quite accidentally fandom fodder in its shortcomings too
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Hunt
#first two pics are from here in WY#last is from Connecticut I think#also it’s illegal to hunt in the dark#In most if not all places#and no shots were fired#when I took these pics
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Can u imagine if this was used as anti-appa ammo in the fear the lemurs discourse @aboutiroh. No post was sacred.
Appa doing tippy taps
#this is very niche to the first month or so of me on tumblr in 2020#when a few of us decided that ship wars were stupid and we had to introduce a much more exciting discourse#and it was: who is scarier? appa or momo?#swords were unsheathed#shots were fired#blood was drawn#friendships were forged#lives were destroyed#PowerPoints were made#it was a different era#never did I ever think I’d go on tumblr dot com to make a gay avatar joke and become the center of a vicious and beautiful showdown#trashbending#fear the lemurs discourse
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the most batshit insane traumatizing thing happened at work today & I won't know if people are dead bc of my inability to talk a man down from a mass murder until the news reports start coming out lollll
edit: it's all good there was nothing about a shootout on the news 🙏
#the rest of my shift after that call was a blur.#i obviously cant go into much detail but i was on the phone w/a man who had just robbed a mcds at gunpoint & was calling to say that hes#awaiting the police in the br & intends to shoot and kill as many as he can when they arrive#i tried talking him down but then he said ''ok ill blow my brains out on ten'' & began counting down.#i literally hung up at two after failing to stop him and started bawling & my coworkers called the cops to let them know they were#heading into a more dangerous situation than they realized#i monitered police scanners & 14 rounds were fired from the mcds location he was at but i have no further info#he mustve started shooting random ppl or cops. if i hadnt deprived him of his audience would he have just killed himself & not others??#like he was counting down while i was on the phone but i couldnt stand hearing the gunshot so i hung up but if i didnt would people still b#alive? then again all those shots couldve been misses or nonfatal wounds#hes probably dead now either way. i guess i was the last person to ever speak to him#idk what to do with all this hence why it is going here
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Athena walked through fire…
… just so she could play sexy firefighter in Bobby’s turnout coat.
#I can see her wanting to play sexy firefighter for the longest time#but bobby is a stickler for rules#(has to be)#and had told her no every time she asked him to bring home his gear#until she saved his life wearing firefighter gear#then all bets were off#because even though he was shot and surrounded by fire and afraid for the safety of his team#he thought his wife looked fucking hot#thank you for coming to my ted talk#911#911 abc#bobby nash#athena grant#bathena
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Jamie Lannister: Fuck Aerys. *stabs him*
Everyone: Boo! kingslayer! oath breaker! 🪓 🍅🪓🪓🪓🍅🍅🍅
Jamie: Why is everyone mad? I thought we hated this guy?
#a storm of swords#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#jamie lannister#mad king aerys#aerys targaryen#game of thrones#spoilers will be shot on sight#love how he helped kill the king they were fighting but everyone dislikes him for breaking an oath#lmao asshole can't win and good#he's mean to brienne and shes my pookie
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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆
#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories#a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette#against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched#for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work#sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers#8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane#i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds#pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from#marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies#gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate#to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other#he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour#you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother#never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins#bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine#you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other#saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico#we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя#...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again#feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal
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i think i did a legends cast last year before reindeer games was announced but i was thinking about how i miss the people’s princess cedric and decided to do a bb: second chances cast
#i was doing tbis while brooklyn & tucker were arguing akskdj#bb26#big brother#i know there’s too many women. i didn’t want to eliminate any one and i struggled to think of this many men i want back aksjd#i actually thought i didn’t want anyone to feel tokenized which is why i got two (2) latinas several asians and i didn’t want kemi to feel#like stranded in a sea of mostly lighter skinned poc which is why i did 9 women#i was debating between zach and jodi and decided a) again kemi and b) jodi deserves a shot she got so screwed!!!#this is also why i added chef joe besides the fact that i love him i thought him & jodi might not stand out too bad as older bb players if#if they’re together. there’s nothing i can really do to help audrey on that front 😭😭😭😭#i could swap michael for hisam tbh i would love to see michael play with a cast that isn’t so dark sided#but i would love to see hisam again too so.#also i couldn’t split up americory maybe that puts a target on them but 😭#anyways cbs fire grodner hire me
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