#short thought but yea!-

[l3viat8an]

Ro do you have any thing to say about soft morning sex with Lucifer? Soft lots of laughing afterglow vibes 

Nsfw!

I have a little to say, yea <3

Lucifer watches as you start to wake up, the way your eyes squeeze shut before you open them- but he doesn’t even wait for your eyes to be all the way open as he starts pressing soft kisses down from your cheek to your shoulder-

Wrapping his arm around your waist, pulling your back flush against his chest, effectively keeping your body tucked fully into his. even Lucifer can be a little clingy in the morning- You sigh happily turning your head over your shoulder to look at him, smiling softly when you see just how messy his hair is.

“Good morning, darling,” he whispers right by your ear, his other hand now slowly moving up your side. Your body relaxes again, letting your head fall back. a soft moan falling from your lips as his wandering hand cups your tit giving it a quick squeeze before moving a little lower.

“Good morning,” you mumble back, shifting a little when you feel his cock pressing hard against your ass. “I see someone’s still riled up from last night.” you laugh, at the same time you start lazily grinding back against him, making him groan low in your ear. 

“Did you really think I would be able to control myself, when the first thing I see in the morning is you?” Lucifer laughs quietly, now rutting his hips against yours a little harder. His hand moves down your body and grabs your leg to move it over his hip-

Moaning as his cock slowly slips inside your welcoming pussy, “You know… we’re only naked because you couldn’t keep your hands to yourself last night either,” you add with another small laugh and his only response is a few more kisses against your neck as he continues to grind against you lazily, his cock hitting that sweet spot inside of you, as he adds “and I still can’t keep my hands off you.”

Everything is soft and slow, especially compared to what you two did last night- now Lucifer takes his time, kissing every part of you he can, his hands touching any part of your body his lips can’t reach~

[divi-138]

My Favorite Scene of the Fic

Started reading MNMC and BOY ITS GOOD

no pressure to finish the fic but,, PELASE I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

Comic layout and f!Leo inspo by @somerandomdudelmao

[suntails]

fallen

[bleue-flora]

Anyone down for more math? Well I was making a timeline and noticed some interesting things. For starters, L'manberg was only L'manberg for about 101 days, which in the grand scheme of things isn’t that long.

For comparison, Dream was tortured by Quackity for preaumanly 83 days, and Techno was in prison for about 100 days. So, Techno was in prison as long as the nation L'manberg was L'manberg (if you discount the 58 days of Manberg) and Tommy was in Exile for about 11 days. That means Dream was tortured 7.5 times longer than Tommy was in Exile and Techno spent 9 times longer than Tommy was in exile, in the prison. Tommy spent about 19 days in prison and It is estimated that Tommy spent 90 days in Limbo, which is slightly lower than Techno's stay in prison but a week more than Dream was being tortured for. Additionally, the next time we feel bad for Quackity we can remember that Schlatt only tormented him for less than 58 days, which is 25 days or about 3 and a half weeks less than he tortured Dream for. which is just... some perspective.

And here are some percentages for fun in relation to the 314 days Dream was in prison:

26% of his prison stay included torture

32% of his prison stay included Techno

6% of his prison stay included Tommy

Tommy's exile is about 3.5% of Dream’s total prison stay and 13% of Quackity's visits.

Further, if we combined Exile with Limbo to make Tommy's total “span of torment” then we'd get 101 which is close to how long Techno stayed in prison so about 32% of Dream's time in prison. Though perhaps to be fair we should add the 19 days of being in prison, bringing Tommy’s total “span of torment” to 120 days, which is about 38% of Dream’s total time spent in prison, but longer than L’manberg was L’manberg.

Finally, the dsmp lasted for (1081 days if we include the day they killed the ended dragon on April 10, 2023 or) 933 days if we go with November 13, 2022 (the first stream with the incident that happens at the same time as all the other finale lore). This means that L’manberg only existed for about 11% of the dsmp’s total existence, Tommy’s Exile was only a little over 1%, his “total torment” was 13%, Quackity’s torment under Schlatt was 6%, Quackity’s torture was 9% and Dream’s incarceration was 34% of the dsmp’s total existence. Which is all just… interesting…

[c-kiddo]

at one point i didn't like caduceus' epilogue, that he just stayed home for a long time and eventually travelled again and eventually calliope joined him too. but i think actually i love it. something so gentle about him returning home to a temple that was once empty and lonely but is now healing and full of family who he loves so much. and to not have anything particularly asked of him apart from tending the garden and his small routines. especially thinking about how tired and sad he is by the end of the campaign, compared to the beginning when hes so giddy to just be interacting with people and seeing things he's never seen before and to have guidance from the wildmother. and then later, after aeor and so many more horrible things have happened, he admits to calliope that its too much and the outside world is scary and big and he's so so tired and he keeps saying how tired he is. so basically ideal ending that he gets to go home and get better and heal enough to be excited when he heads out into the world again

[moo-blogging]

Late night thought #128:

The war had ended and you went back to the island, hurt and bruised. You were welcomed home as heroes as you and your comrades managed to convinced Eren to stop the rumbling and come home. The world wouldn't attack Paradise Island for another 50years now.

However, you no longer wanted to be in the military. You wanted to retire and settle down, maybe starting a family. Mikasa and Eren left too, hiding somewhere deep in the woods. Armin became a consultant to the military while Jean became the commander.

Before the reward ceremony, you joked with Queen Historia, who was heavily pregnant, that if you ever had a baby boy, he shall marry her daughter.

Two months later, you handed you resignation, and went to Queen Historia to say your goodbyes. You wanted to travel around the island, helping people restore their homes and finding your forever home too.

After you seen Queen Historia, you went to see your longest comrade, Levi. Levi was crippled, he could no longer walk, but he had recovered a lot. He hopped around the military camp with a walking stick. You came to say your goodbye and to ask him for a favour.

"Hey, Levi," you sat side by side on the deserted running fields where you used to spend your mornings training. "Remember how I said I wanted to settle down and start a family?"

Levi swallowed and nodded, "yea." He remembered the day before you had to leave for the Shiganshina District to seal the walls. You confessed your feelings to him, asking him if you both had a chance to be together. He turned you down, saying that you pledged your life to humanity, you dedicated your heart to the missions. You nodded and you never spoke about this again.

"Queen Historia told me today that she has a more suitable reward for me other than the pendant she gave the other day, a government-issue husband hahaha," you chuckled. You thought about the day Levi turned you down too. You thought you could ask him again if you survived, but Erwin died and you could never bring it up to him again. Even though Queen Historia had set up a blind date for you and you knew you had better chance with that stranger than Levi, you still liked him. Levi was a mystery you couldn't solve. You would like to have him in your life for the remaining days you had, but you need someone who wanted you with all his heart.

"Oh yea?" Levi's face was twisted with emotions you couldn't read.

"Yes, she said he is a good man. He might have a temper and a foul mouth, but he is kind. He has a house at the edge of the town. He's a tough guy, but sweet inside. She even said he had been watching me for some time now. He wants me."

"He sounds like the perfect husband."

"Yea, would you like to join me for wedding dress shopping some day? If I ever going to marry my government-issue husband."

"I can't," Levi blurted. You turned to look at him. He was hiding his grin with a smirk, "it's bad luck for the groom to see his bride in a wedding dress before the wedding."

:)

[stargalaxyshooter]

It will always be funny to me that people always get up in arms about Mitsuri's uniform & how it shows too much skin (enough that they even alter it in art or fics) but no one ever says anything about Sanemi's uniform 😭

Sanemi, who has an even more open uniform than Mitsuri's, opened much wider and stretches all the way to his navel not to mention that without the haori his uniform is also sleeveless.... Idk food for thought that the most scantily clad demon corps member is in fact Sanemi yall

[late-night-vocaloid]

omg

[thedeadthree]

𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖊 -`. 𝔟𝔤𝔦𝔦𝔦. 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫.

MOON HALF ELF. FIGHTER. ELDRITCH KNIGHT. WIZARD. NECROMANCER. NOBLE. ❦ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱.

[noornight]

Happy lesbian day to the toxic doomed yuri of twst 🐍☀️

[raineandsky]

#66

tw: divorce

“Ugh, did you have to come?” the villain demands with a scowl.

The hero’s expression is a perfect mirror of theirs. “You think I wanted to?”

“I don’t know, maybe!” The villain turns away from them, unable to bear having to look at them any longer. “Maybe you’re here to rub it in my face!”

“Rub what in your face?” the hero spits.

“You still have the house, for one.”

The hero scoffs dramatically. “Maybe you should’ve considered your job title before you tried to take everything in court. You have Toby, anyway.”

“Toby is a dog. You have a house.” The villain’s scowl deepens, but the hero can’t see it from here anyway. “I didn’t think having a cool job would make a divorce lawyer choose you.”

“Do you wanna… swap?” the hero asks with surprising shyness. “You take the house, I have Toby. Courts did say we could settle things outside.”

The villain turns back to them, borderline shocked. “You want to give me the house?”

The hero shrugs. “My parents have a spare bedroom. Think they have a dog bed, too.”

“That’s—” The villain’s voice catches in their throat for a moment. “That’s the nicest thing you’ve done for me in years.”

A frown brushes across the hero’s face. “We got this settled less than two months ago.”

“Exactly.” The villain forces a slightly shaky grin, shuffling into a fighting stance. “And I’m about to be really, really mean.”

[jrueships]

Is there a reason why sauce refuses to follow more than 99 accounts on instagram ? He’s such a control freak lmfao

LOL yea ive always noticed that like wtf 😭 okay 😭

he only follows 99 people on Twitter too, and i think i remember seeing him post on his twit like during the beginning of his first season in the NFL abt who he should follow to reach 99 bcs I think he had 98 at that time? And he wanted 99?

And on his insta i think (less sure on this) he posted a story that said like 'ok... who to make my 100th following 😻' but i think he only wanted it to be a stupid idk a 'fellow famous internet influencer' like he is , so famous, so self-loving, so empath .

so like. he either didn't follow anyone or he quickly unfollowed to remain at 99

he is... so strange. Such an odd critter. but my guess is he's keeping 99 as his ideal number rn and will unfollow whatever normie/less famous person he needs to in order to keep his precious 99 when he has to follow a more famous person,

or he's just holding out for a special someone to make his 100th follower ( and then later unfollow someone else he doesn't care abt rn to keep his number 99) bcs he WANTS to make ppl feel special, but also. He is weird. And he likes the number 99. And he's weird. And im going to give him a wedgie

[shiningstarr15]

Seeing all these concept ideas and headcanons of Vanessa going around on my timeline is making me realize just how truly different my version of her really is… 😅💀😬

[dayurno]

do you write vampires!kandreil? have you written vampires!kandreil? will you write vampires!kandreil? when will you write vampires!kandreil? pleaseee 🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️

(all jokes asides hope you’re having a great day!!! Can’t wait to read your next fic whatever it is!! 😁)

I DO I HAVE I WILL forever and ever and ever . !!!!

ive admittedly never written the entire unholy trinity as vampires but i am not infallible to baby vampire kevin day getting his sensitive fangs stuck on a plastic cup.... nor is it missed on me the inherent psychosexual undertones between a vampire and the vampire who turned them (kandrew).... and of course i love thinking about neil being feral in the literal sense of it and moved by instincts of violence and blood... Of course

maybe vampire kandrew and human neil would be very fun. (with the intention of making kevin day cry because of his bloodthirst until neil takes him in his lap and offers kevin some relief) (with the intention of making andrew the one who turned kevin and it was an accident) (with every intention to make it sexual and weird)

but honestly all of this pales in comparison to the humble human x two vampires concept sorry. sorry! the humble drinking blood from your wrists your thighs your neck the humble i cant control myself around you the humble you are prey the humble oh you know. anyway! what do i have to say that you people will not already know.

kevin: this buffet is so ridiculous how can a human eat this

vampire neil who only heard the words 'human buffet' in kevins voice and got so horny he blacked out: yeahg

[gomacave]

Btw i love when ppl walk by and slap and push cloud around irs so funny abd cute to me. Hittinf and punching the little guy. I think its xtra cute when i envision cloud as a butch

[keeps-ache]

okay i'm out of evil mode. peace love and a little bit of still-tired on planet earth lol 🧃