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Is there a reason why sauce refuses to follow more than 99 accounts on instagram ? He’s such a control freak lmfao
LOL yea ive always noticed that like wtf 😭 okay 😭
he only follows 99 people on Twitter too, and i think i remember seeing him post on his twit like during the beginning of his first season in the NFL abt who he should follow to reach 99 bcs I think he had 98 at that time? And he wanted 99?
And on his insta i think (less sure on this) he posted a story that said like 'ok... who to make my 100th following 😻' but i think he only wanted it to be a stupid idk a 'fellow famous internet influencer' like he is , so famous, so self-loving, so empath .
so like. he either didn't follow anyone or he quickly unfollowed to remain at 99
he is... so strange. Such an odd critter. but my guess is he's keeping 99 as his ideal number rn and will unfollow whatever normie/less famous person he needs to in order to keep his precious 99 when he has to follow a more famous person,
or he's just holding out for a special someone to make his 100th follower ( and then later unfollow someone else he doesn't care abt rn to keep his number 99) bcs he WANTS to make ppl feel special, but also. He is weird. And he likes the number 99. And he's weird. And im going to give him a wedgie
#yesss sauce u are so uniqueeee u wear stupid beanies and tshirts instead of short skirts yesss#ure on the bleachers while everyone else is a cheerleader omgggg we worship uuuuu#queen !#but yea i swear i remember in the early days seeing him climbing to 99 and then just staying there#on insta i saw him have 98 following for a lil while b4 making it 99#but also i am ass shit at memorizing numbers especially so do not take my word for it 😭😭#but i swear hes had a history of wanting 99 and changing it to 99 frequently for some reason#he doesnt want only 100 following bcs too many ppl have only 100 following and he wants to be different 🩵#my special sauce..#im so glad someone else noticed this and thought it was weird LOL we are the Observers#bcs like... why 99...#it's kind of a tactical number which i so believe is done on purpose bcs hes a logical overthinking maniac#i like my bitches bad and neurotic#and im bery happy u guys agree#i imagine us as those deep sea diving videos where they discover a strange new squid and the scientists laugh#and pointing at it#we're having a great time! i love it!#look at this silly squidsauce! why do u like the number 99!! u are so funny !
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