#short teapot

[pokkomi]

Btw short teapot is gonna meet my parents,,, (school event)

😔

manifesting that he makes a horrible impression on your parents…

[woolydemon]

I just wanna say that I love how you draw Apollo so much- like you’re one of the few people who draw him as more chubby and ohhhhh my god… I love him so much chubby. I love him so much when he’s chubby. You are doing the lords work thank you so much 🙏

WAAAAAAH ??? THANK YOU ????? I'm so glad u like my Polly <:] he's my little funny manlet guy.

⬆️ here's a sprite pose redraw I cooked up just today for this ask

[counterspelling]

Caldwell: Did they edit out all the times Matt that yelled at you for pouring tea Em: Weirdly, he's actually chiller about it than Murph Murph: Oh, weird. Matt's chiller than me??? Who would have thought?!

[front-facing-pokemon]

[tofuless]

Trying to jump back into Genshin (it's taking forever to download the update) after being away for so long from it, and man the temptation to create a new oc for it now that I have other ideas how I wanna take it is hard to resist. I so wanna make like a siren esc hydro character. Maybe mixed with a sea bunny cause I love those lil guys. (also really wanna draw Scara/Wanderer again cause him living rent free in my brain these past couple of days is what's bringing me back lmao)

[possibly-in-wonderland]

So, what are their heights?

DISC0RD: 7'3 (w/o antlers) Michael (Vessel): 5'8 Bifrons (Vessel): 5'6 Abaddon (Vessel): 5'5 Joanne: 5'5 Jackie: 5'4 Dakota: 5'2 Trinity: 5'2 Gabriel (Vessel): 5'1 Teadosia: '11 (w/ legs)

[glaciescustodia]

He's just going to make himself comfortable by a shore, from this Teapot Realm or so that is what he got told from a strange bird-like entity tending to this place.

"......", its perhaps too quiet than he thought.

[howell-and-their-art]

A bunch of maiar sleeping and cuddling in Howl’s forest castle.

You guys on the couch in order: @edensrose @floraroselaughter @singleteapot @cilil @wandererindreams @a-world-of-whimsy-5

( I kind of just made personas for people based on vibes and piccrew tag games- since I didn’t know if you had or not, I hope that okay. )

A gift to all of you <3

[windupnamazu]

cooldown doodle

[nebulousboops]

They'd have the most obnoxious pet names

...teapot was definitely coined first

[sockendrache]

I usually only keep my current teammates in my teapot, but my Scaramouche (who I’ve called Revali) will always keep his room. Because even a Wanderer needs a place to call home v___v

......

“Traveler.”

His voice has an irritated undertone, reminiscent of long bygone days. The Traveler glances at him once -watching her from across the dinner table, his cup of tea long since empty- and sighs.

It’s been a long day of running errands. She hopes he’s not looking to start an argument.

“What’s up, Revali?”

“Why am I still staying in your teapot?”

To say the question baffles her is an understatement- why shouldn’t he be in her teapot? He has his own room to retreat to, as well as a small area outside to meditate in and practice using his newly acquired Vision.

“...what do you mean by that? Is something not to your liking?” Perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to put Inazuman-style furniture into his room. A poor choice on her behalf, it seems.

“No, no, it’s all quite alright. But... I’ve been watching how you treat your other... friends. None of them seem to have their own room, and they usually leave after having given you their Namecard. I’ve given you mine, and yet I’m still welcome to stay?”

The Traveler feels his Anemo Vision stir to life, as if signaling that its Holder is feeling... threatened, perhaps?

“Of course. I did promise your Auntie to keep an eye on you, didn’t I?”

As she begins setting the table, she feels his eyes on her- like he’s pondering over her words, not quite sure if he wants to believe them.

“So, this is more of a charity-case, yes?”

“Of course not. See, you’re free to go out and explore, if that is what you desire- but when you grow  tired of wandering, my teapot will always welcome you back home. My friends typically stay here for as long as we travel together- and return home once we part ways. Their Namecards are a nice way to remember our time together, nothing more, nothing less.”

“...”

“You’re not used to having a place to call home, I take it?”

“...it’s... not something I’m familiar with, no.”

“That’s quite alright, Revali. Just... know that you will always have a place in my teapot, for as long as you wish.”

“...thank you.”

[mxwhore]

Laugh all you want but that thing you just posted about the monk? I now have a mental image of Martin treating Jon's cock like a pet.

Ridiculous little hat and everything.

what

[icecappen]

[kcrossvine-art]

makin a man makin a ✨jazz✨ man

[bumbleblurr]

I want to talk abt nightblurrbee poly but I think it's so fucking out there and so specifically constructed in my brain which makes it so so nonsensical I don't know if people can appreciate my vision as much as I do. Or even begin to comprehend it

[thewirewitch]

I'd use either the gas cans or the Nintendo Wii

Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google

Hal 9000 (domesticated)

The slab

Gas cans

Precambrian little guy

Nintendo wii