#short rest

[operationslipperypuppet]

“the caldwell line that he just throws out like a grenade and then we all have to deal with the bomb” is such an accurate statement from murph bc caldwell does love to simply say words

[kickmuncher3]

Emily Axford’s PCs Ranked by How Likely They Are To Have Worn Crocs:

There was discussion on a recent short rest about which of Emily’s PCs are most likely to wear crocs, so I humbly present my findings:

1. Brenda Elizabeth: 100% canonical that she wears crocs. She is even wearing crocs in her canon artwork. God bless you Zac Oyama.

2. Tarragon Snakeroot: Also 100% canonical that she wears crocs, but the DM is being a little punk about it. Regardless of whether or not Murph thinks crocs exist in Eldermourne, if Emily says she’s wearing crocs, she’s wearing crocs.

3. Sophia Lee: A human living on present day earth. I’m certain she’s worn crocs around her place on Staten Island.

4. Chirp Featherfowl: Lives in the Feywild, but has a wife and child on present day earth. Has definitely tried on her wife’s crocs. Loves the novelty of them.

5. Ylfa Snorgelsson: Same voice as Brenda Elizabeth, so she’s already croc-coded. Plus, due to multiversal shenanigans, it’s almost guaranteed that there exists a version of her who’s worn crocs.

6. Onyx Lumiere: I don’t remember if crocs have been confirmed as canon in Trinyvale, but they definitely are. If Onyx didn’t already own a pair of pastel crocs, she’s surely looted a pair from someone she’s killed.

7. Fia Boginya: Crocs are not necessarily her style, but she lives in Eldermourne, so she’s had ample opportunity to wear them.

8. Brimstone Billy: Also, lives in Eldermourne, but I’m not sure if crocs have made their way to Endoterra yet.

9. Sundry Sidney: Technically exists in our future, but crocs are probably ancient relics in her time. Even if she could get her hands on a pair, she wouldn’t be able to get them on over her permanent roller skates.

10. Fig Faeth: I’m gonna say that crocs probably exist in Solace, but Fig was too preppy to wear them as a kid and is too punk to wear them now.

11. Moonshine Cybin: I’ll throw Murph a bone and say that crocs don’t exist in Bahumia, but if they did, I bet Moonshine would wear them. If a crick elf was gonna wear shoes, they’d probably wear crocs.

12. Calliope Petrichor: Again, no crocs in Bahumia, but even extra no crocs in the Feywild. Furthermore, they aren’t really the shoes of choice for either crime families or knights. No crocs for Calli.

13. Saccharina Frostwhip: Calorum is the setting least likely to contain crocs. It’s such a classic medieval fantasy world. That said, growing up poorer than the other PCs makes Saccharina the most likely A Crown of Candy character to have worn crocs.

14. Jet Rocks: By far the least likely Axford character to have worn crocs. Spent her short life growing up royal in a lavish castle with dreams of becoming a military commander in a world where crocs absolutely do not exist in the first place. Case closed.

[islandoforder]

in absolute hysterics over the most recent ep of short rest where emily is like “weirdly murph, matt [mercer] was more chill than you” and murph is like “hUh WeIrD” and then em is like “but also weirdly i was a lot politer” and murph is like “CRAAAAAZYYYYYYYYY”

[thinkingaboutbones]

murph describing caldwell as someone who hasn't seen a lot of true crime but has seen a lot of looney tunes is. so real

[kublakola]

Brian Murphy could come up with sandworms but Frank Herbert could NEVER come up with 'honour the cock'

[ohnoestherestadpoles]

Mini Comic: Two Butter Knives

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This mini comic takes place sometime after the ''remember shadowheart?'' chapter and before the ''are bards always this curious'' chapter.

He's never letting that go.

[nuclearpasta]

Joy, gladiator. (II)

[umbraxey]

"Caldwell's just inventing new problems, you guys aren't answering the question, this is the worst conversation I've ever had."

- Murph, complaining about a Santa rat conversation that he started

[speed-demon-doodler]

Oops time to really get going uh

[stone-stars]

edit: THIS POST IS ABOUT NADDPOD. hope that answers any questions <3

[operationslipperypuppet]

ah, the reveal that murph meant shrimp cocktail and said shrimp scampi. easily a short rest moment of all time

[counterspelling]

Caldwell: Did they edit out all the times Matt that yelled at you for pouring tea Em: Weirdly, he's actually chiller about it than Murph Murph: Oh, weird. Matt's chiller than me??? Who would have thought?!

[gas-station-dragon-statue]

in my humble opinion the funniest bit on NADDPOD/possibly any podcast ever is the short rest where they pitch “The Woman in the Walls,” a horror movie (?) about a newlywed driven slowly insane by being sucked off through a mouse hole by a ghost he thinks is a rat with a b-plot about a curious but cowardly mailwoman who watches him unravel through the window

WITW fan movie WHEN

[cntbtchthevapegod]

There’s some sort of bucolic misplaced fantasy about being able to just go outside and just hang out in a shed full of meat and vape in there. Its not my life, but god it could have been.

-Caldwell Tanner (Naddpod Short Rest: C3 Ep. 55: Big Brother)

Gotta love Caldwell speaking in flowery poetic language about vaping in a meat shed in the middle of the short rest

[brainrockets]

Brennan spitballing ideas for his VIP character and Emily Axford somewhere knows she should be taking another vacation.