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muzsmocsing · 7 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu & Shang Qinghua are a peak duo because have the vibe that they'd get absolutely sloshed together one night and complain about their situationships, then proceed to have the most disappointing boring letdown of a hookup known to mankind where midway through they're both like "this isn't working" stop and bond over how much they miss fortnite and vaping while still butt naked in bed.
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milk-is-stable · 11 days ago
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You should totally do number 21 with Ditch!
Dialogue Prompts - send me an ask and I'll write a drabble
21: "You're ears turn red when you lie."
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"You miss him, don't you?"
"What? No, don't be silly Derek. He's living his dream, doing what he always wanted. I'm happy for him, and I- why are you looking at me like that?"
"Your ears turn red when you lie, you know."
"I- no they don't."
"They do, and now they're even redder. It's okay, you know? He's your brother, you're allowed to miss him."
"....am I though?"
"Titch-"
"He's finally happy. He was so unhappy here and I didn't see it because I was so wrapped up in myself, in trying to prove that I was worthy of staying here, as if having a good harvest somehow meant that I was a good son. And now he's gone, and he's happy, and I should be happy for him. That's that."
"...now love, don't you think you're being a bit overdramatic again?"
"What?"
"You're allowed to be happy that James is living his dreams and miss him when he's not here, you know. They're not like, mutually exclusive emotions. He's your brother. Of course you miss him."
"...so you don't think I'm being stupid?"
"Oh, you're being stupid love, but that's a separate thing."
"Hey!"
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letswonderspirit · 2 years ago
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Thank you for tagging me for Wip Wednesday @cookietastic! I am practically made out of wips and sketches.
Mostly I have unfinished drawings of mini comics, they take a lot of time to do lol. Tagging @maya-must-art @keylime-bat-art @necrocoleum @ectospacecadet if you wanna join, but it’s no pressure! 🕺
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rubenesque-as-fuck · 2 months ago
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Prepping props for the Pinkie Pie shoot. Are all of these filled with weed smoke? Mostly. Will they release a cloud of smoke when popped later? i don't know, but I'm going to find out. For science!
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unionizedwizard · 3 months ago
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backing up my files & just stumbled upon a very old journal entry (september 4th 2015) that is literally the biggest egg-in-denial copium ive ever seen. godbless
#but i don't have any masculine personality traits - for what it's worth in a patriarchal society where gender is the very fabric of social#existence#well naturally if i could be a man i'd do that in a heartbeat. but i can't pretend#i'd be a convincing specimen of manhood#17..... oh baby. i was right though....#“oh what if i just want to be trans to be interesting” beloved .#well !#it's so funny. it's really so funny#i barely remember writing this in the first place#fascinating that ever since day fucking ONE the problem was#it's true though. like i was right. but you Can be a failed man instead of a failed woman and it's actually preddy fun . so !#there's this “psychology test” by françoise dolto which - apologies - only works in french#but basically as an exercise to evaluate gender among young children#the therapist tells a child to pretend/perform a gesture accompanying each word#and one of the words is “tire !”. which you could translate as either “pull[on something]” or “shoot[something]”#and the conclusions were that girl childrens overwhelmingly pantomimed pulling on a rope while boy children mimicked shooting a gun#and my father smugly told me that he had done this experiment on me at around the same age mentioned by dolto and that i#always pantomimed pulling on something which in his eyes settled the question entirely. well#maybe the future is a world where boys don't care about guns huh. maybe i was destined to be a weird ass catboy this entire time. huh!#huh the order of these tags is all messed up. solve my jigsaw puzzle boy
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fresh-shoes · 7 months ago
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I think one of the best parts about the CEO shooting (not really but stay with me here) is how completely see-through the media is. Like, I don’t think I’ve met a single person who agrees with any major news outlet’s articles on Luigi Manigone and/or the shooting. Maybe I just live in an echo-chamber but the complete rejection of propaganda is honestly a little pathetic on their end and absolutely amazing on our end.
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puppetmastery · 5 months ago
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it would be funny to pull some kind of reverse hear me out cake where you select a bunch of pokemon or something else typically considered unfuckable and make people pick one. and guys like mewtwo or the furbait ones arent on there. you've gotta pick between ho-oh qwilfish and victreebel. come on buddy pick
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merthurians-prat-and-idiot · 10 months ago
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The latest sfth freeze game was so funny omg 😂 Macaulay Culkin took me outtt 🤣
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faaun · 9 months ago
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ive talked to a lot of ppl who have taken vyvanse now and i think ik a bit more on how i need to live on it
#1) dopamine drops on lower dosages or high dosage but in the evenings feel like hell and it wont ever stop you have to just breathe#you will stop breathing well and you wont notice it so you have to remember to breathe deeply. this helps immensely for some reason#2) you will stop processing the existence of food as a consumable thing and not just an object like Table or Cardboard. you will not want to#eat anything. you have to buy meal replacement shakes. sweetness is one of the only pleasant flavours. eat protein. eat as much protein as#you can. down those meal replacament shakes. get enough for a day. try not to into calorie deficits on vyvanse.#3) your mind will be searching for cognitively complex tasks and everything else dwarfs in comparison. dont lay down. do something.#4) you have to exercise. fully exercise at the gym not a home 20 min work out. you need to push your body right now so that you can be ok#5) nothing will be as intense and vivid and beautiful and there will be a layer of seperation between you snd reality even on a lower dosage#this is fine. this is the primary price. sunlight helps and so does doing complex tasks but you cant avoid this. remind yourself that this#is a self-induced thing and its temporary and itll fade.#6) youve been ship of theseus'd into a new person and this effect only increases later into the day. any conclusion you reach about yourself#is most likely not applicable to your non-vyvanse self.#7) carry chapstick around. keep drinking water. dry mouth starts 5 minutes after taking it#8) some of your friends have a reduced range of emotion and this makes them more stable but less capable of experiencing intense joys#and sadnesses. look at them. listen to their perspective. live like them when youre on the medication.#9) music is still gorgeous#10) you will feel very hot very fast. wear layers you can take off.#11) pick up a bow and shoot. keep shooting. keep going. shoot at least 50 arrows if you can. feel the pain in your arms and your shoulders#and then keep shooting.
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naomiknight-17 · 3 months ago
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Everyone at the physio office liked and complimented my silly hot pink stars outfit :)
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Also they shot lasers at my shoulder to make it stop sucking. Idk how that's supposed to work but I guess it's worth a try
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breathlessmorro · 9 months ago
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Alright kiddos as I slowly get back into Ninjago feel free to send me requests for one shots. Papa needs writing practice babeyyy
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swaps55 · 1 year ago
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Okay, how to phrase this question haha. I really love your Opus multiverse works, especially What We Choose (the hand holding scenes absolutely kill me in those) and The Things We’ve Done. I suppose what I mean to ask is, in these universes, what’s Sam’s thought process or the deciding factor that makes Sam act on his feelings for Kaidan, as most of them end up with them getting together as a result of Sam’s actions? Reading Opus, Sam doesn’t seem to really properly register his feelings for Kaidan in a blatant way until Sonata, so I wondered what pushes him to make a move in these multiverse scenarios. Obviously they’re AU’s so they’re just for funsies and just exploring what could be, but I’m always so immersed in everything you write!
This is an AMAZING question, and thank you so much for asking it!
The Opus Multiverse, the first kisses in particular, are a great excuse for me to do all kinds of stuff. When it comes to the first kiss AUs, in addition to getting some much needed release from the unrealized romantic and sexual tension, I get to poke Sam with a stick and see what happens. I LOVE exploring what flips his switch in different situations, because the answer is always interesting (to me, anyway).
My conclusion after lots of poking is that, in general, the way to get Sam to fucking figure it out is one of two things, sometimes both put together:
Put him in a situation where he is forced in some way to sit and stew about what Kaidan means to him, and I mean examine it, not just exist with it, like he does on the porch swing.
Touch.
Secret third thing: Put Kaidan in mylar.
Touch is a big one. Initially I really wanted to push the queerplatonic nature of their relationship - have them be a lot more physically affectionate with each other, but Sam is really keen on physical touch once you give it to him, and the slow burn would have gotten a lot faster, lol.
So, for example, in Yours, Sam had the double whammy of being forced to think about why the beacon visions upset him so much while lying in the same bed with Kaidan. The urge to touch him, for the reassurance he needs so badly, gets the better of him and he's toast.
What you can't do: spring it on him. Sam is an asshole when you back him into a corner. In The Hand and the Heart, his heart overrode his brain and surprised the hell out of him, and he reacted like an asshole. Sam almost pulled his asshole card on The Things We've done for similar reasons, but...he'd been forced to sit and stew a few days about some pretty serious shit, which made the difference.
(The Things We've Done is also a little bit different, because it's one of the few where I didn't change anything to flip Sam's switch - he just...kissed him, and I honestly don't think canon!Sam would ever do that, because he just isn't there yet. I think at that point in the story it's hard enough for him to grapple with the fact that Kaidan has become so important to him at all, and he just...isn't ready to go beyond that. But I REALLY WANTED HIM to, so he did.)
I tried to write a first kiss AU on Noveria in which Ashley ribs Sam about his feelings for Kaidan, but Sam lashed out so hard I not only couldn't get a first kiss out of it, it might have added a few years to the slow burn. XD.
Sam usually has to initiate, because for him to take it well he has to have space to think about things and get comfortable with it, and also, Kaidan is so good about suppressing how he feels and so unwilling to force anything on Sam that he doesn't think Sam wants that he won't make the move. (Exception: when you're on a midnight walk with the love of your life and you kiss him under the stars.)
It's also just fun to see that switch flip, because he basically goes from, "he's the closest friend I have," to, "if we don't get married right now I'm gonna start biting people," in the space of an eyeblink and it's delightful.
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unbelenting · 3 months ago
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Okay as someone who doesn't like movies and loves live theatre recordings, I mean it as a compliment when I say certain SFTH plays could be movies.
My personal list off the top of my head would beeeeee..
Divorces And Teddy Bears (I'd watch it every Christmas. It already feels like a silly holiday film you'd vaguely remember seeing over at your grandparents' place)
The Meringue Haberdashery (it'd just be fun. Weird and a bit gorey but fun!)
And So It Begun (I just think the atmosphere would work, and I'd love to see the special effects, cgi etc. Give me Mr Polar Bear and the moving city in uncanny HD)
Priscilla's Final Petal (I imagine it being similar to the weird semi trippy films I'd see as a child, e.g. 1973 Veronica, but like.. slightly darker)
No! I always loved that caravan! (i just think the meta aspect of him making a movie IN a movie would be fun to play with)
And as for Patreon plays..
I Killed the Mockingbird (im insane about this one you have nooo idea. It's the reason I made this list in the first place)
My First Bra (no comment)
Tango At The Rugby Club? Was that the title?? I love it but I'm not sure???(feels like a slightly messed up but still wholesome 2000's disney channel -esque movie)
The Haunting Of My Heart (AAAAGH!!!! AAAGH THAT'D BE SO FUN!!)
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magickkart · 1 month ago
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Some of the storyboards ive worked on this semester. I think I am finally understanding the purpose of storyboarding lol
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sevicia · 9 months ago
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Finally sat in the cinema to see Terrifier 3 and GOD it was so fucking stressful getting here. At least there's Clown
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puppetmastery · 3 months ago
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ive finished chewing through four different books this month :D regaining my reading muscles like you wouldn't believe
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look at that shit. 1300 pages...
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