Idgaf who you ship all is welcome here as long as you’d get bullied for it if your highschool mean girl knew we will get along fiiiiiine
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"can m/f ships be good?" please remember your history. we literally wouldn't have the term if it weren't for an m/f pairing. have some respect

#there are a few fucking amazing m/f ships I can’t remember but I love dearly#common example?#morticia and Gomez Addams#perfection#it’s when a heterosexual couple is like “big strong man protects helpless tiny girl#that’s when it sucks#I promise there’s good het ships out there#you just have to get past the ones the straight people like first lol
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we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill
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*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
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From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later
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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?
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i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about
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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw
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All the gay people reading fanfic out there need to acknowledge we are no better than booktok, because I swear to god every single one of those books sounds exactly like something you can find on ao3 with a couple hundred kudos. The difference is we don’t monetize it, which just means we’re doing it better, but we’re gay so that was bound to happen.
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when I put characters in situations that do not make sense thematically it's fine because I know I understand their core Principles and that I'm just having fun. when other people do it it's evil
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there are some couples you read fic for and you’re like oh so you guys like didn’t get it
#eh sometimes I’m the person who Didn’t Get It because everyone has different things to get#but also sometimes I read an interpretation of a ship and I feel like we read two different things lol
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