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body u know what would be sooooooooo nice is if ud let me sleep more than 30 seconds thanks babe bye
#im genuinely fuming#nothing to do at all#no alarms or anything#and when do i wake up?#TEN#what the hell business do i have being awake at ten#i wake up and im EXHAUSTED then i cant het back to sleep#shoot me in the fucking face#google how to be normal#google how to make your body not hate you#im gonna make a folder in my gallery for self titled george because the way i wanna fuck that man#relentlessly telling him he did good on stage til he creams his pants or whatever#is creaming your pants a thing people actually do#i think my body is just a little broken#my school definitely was i dont KNOW ANYTHING#blah blah!#not 75 stuff
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When you interview for a product management position and the person asks you to give examples of what you’ve done for product marketing and go to market, which you’ve also done so you give them, and then it turns out he doesn’t know what product marketing means and wanted ideas for product discovery but they already have a product so you talk about the importance of user research which is the key to product discovery, but then he doesn’t want that he wants your “hunches” for new ideas without user research because users are stupid apparently and don’t know their own gaps, so you finally give an obvious answer which is all you can do because you don’t know what this product can and can’t do yet and he says that’s too far down the line. And he says thanks for your time.
#I know I don’t interview well.#I ramble#I lose my words#I don’t always have experience for the particular situation they ask me to describe#but I try to talk to how my experience fits#but when the questions are so long and convoluted#and there’s such a difference in understanding of basics#ugh!#he’s probably asking the recruiter like what the fuck#product management#job search#job interviews#shoot me in the fucking face#why can’t I fucking communicate
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I turn 23 in 2 days and I've still done jack shit with my life. I still have no friends. I haven't made it with my art, which at this point is just a pipe dream for me.
This is gonna be year 3 of just me and my mate, and it hurts. A lot.
#my birthday makes me kinda wanna kms to be honest#vent#my friends abandoning me to go be racist and transphobic 3 years ago tonight and its effects#i joined another discord server to try again but i dont know if ill have the strength to stay in it long term. i have a bad feeling tbh#on top of this i realized that every single meaningful relationship i have ever had online stemed from one decision when i was like 12#even my mate is a domino from that technically. but it kinda tells me that im incapable of making friends now as an adult. i just dk how.#be a 12 year old who draws homeshart start roleplaying get many friends get friends of those friends grow with those friends and those#friends abandon you and now youre incapable of making friends as an adult. Literally fucking incapable#shoot me in the fucking face#irl friends abandon you online friends abandon you your family abandons you and nobody gives a fuck.#but its your birthday in 2 days lol#just me and my mate again. its always just gonna be us.#wolfman sad. wolfman wanna kms.
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arthur is rude to that one sex worker because the guys are fucking around as they oughtn't be and he actively wants the source of their distraction to go away. that is how he operates through the entire game: deliberate, utilitarian intimidation and strategic unpleasantness to achieve a goal. it is an early game commentary on arthur meant to position him as a big dog that barks. it is not a commentary on his views about women which are clarified many times afterward. you guys realize that right
#arthur morgan#rdr2#redmeta#this is one of the most wildly misinterpreted but also most obvious scenes where writers are teaching us how arthur moves through the world#i really don't mean to seem short here#i am just exhausted of reddit mentality low literacy “ARTHUR WOULD SHOOT U IN THE FACE FOR FUN HE HATES WOMEN AND SLUTS” takes#my mistake was imagining a world where your average man online could intellectualize about narrative art#unless it is spoonfed to them on a shotty slug that says I'M STRAIGHT BUT I'D LET [MASC CHARACTER] FUCK ME
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I love taking my Adderall and it not fucking working
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Say hello to my horrible little triangle! He is the reason I haven't had time to draw for like a week 💙
...He watches me while I sleep now! :)
#handmade from scratch babyyyy. 1 basic prototype & then BOOM the process was fuck it we ball from start to finish xD#maybe ford comic con cosplay / face reveal in a future post#Tumblr's reblogging system is very cool but also means you can literally never delete anything ever so I'm hesitant to post my face lol#definitely will try to do a better Bill shoot. This was just a last minute thing cause I found 3d glasses. hence the unironed white sheet#Thought I could make him suffer a bit <3 Exposure therapy yknow <3 (He currently sitting with them in his lap. He might kill me in my sleep#gravity falls#GF#Gravity Falls Bill#Bill Cipher#cosplay#plushies#plushy making#articulate doll#sewing crafts#tbob#book of bill spoilers (I think?? or is it thisisnotawebsite spoilers ...something to that effect)#fanwork#artists on tumblr#my art
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Hozier, "Francesca"
clara, my clara
#i am SO SO SO SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT THEM#so normal i swear#devotion so heavy and vast and unending that it survives death a hundred billion times over#all those skulls in the sea. all those billions of years#and not even being able to keep her? to remember her? moffat went for the jugular#and then for him to SHOOT A GUN#after we hear ten go “i never would. do you hear me? i would NEVER”#“do you think i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?” hey brb gonna go fly into a black hole if no one minds#rhrhsndgfdghmhghmhmhmgg throwing upppppppp#doctor who#dw#dw spoilers#clara oswald#peter capaldi#doctor who spoilers#jenna coleman#the twelfth doctor#the doctor#face the raven#hell bent#heaven sent#hozier#dw edit#doctor who edit#twelveclara
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are you oka- oh.
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#yandere kamo noritoshi#yandere noritoshi kamo#yandere jujutsu kaisen#NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON#THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE#i really like kamo#hes so babygirl#kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal.#its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad#like bro#🧎♂️ damn im sorry#but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare#smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth#hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him#but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary#also tell me how you peeped the color change god please#i was so cool for that#the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!!#but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you#to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too#wow kamo ur so. hot#stan kamo fr bro 🤟#null rot
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Holy mother of Chilchuck and Marcille and marchil-
I don't wanna think about my father dyin' I don't wanna hear my mother cryin' I don't wanna look into the mirror tryin' not to lose my shit Flowin' like lava down the side of a mountain Man in the jungle lookin' for a fountain of youth But he knows that fountain won't appear... fear If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place Searchin' for knowledge Walkin' through fire Man in a garden filled with desire I know my name ain't written in your book... look If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place
It’s literally got everything it’s just marchil at the end my god. Death, fear of death & aging, resignation, cheery "whatever, as long as I had a good time!", looking at the world both with romantic glasses and harsh realistic cynicism.……….. The way the first verse can apply to both of them… I am deceased
#Spotify was playing random songs i heard that first lyric and immediately I was honed in#It’s got IT ALL LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#Shoots straight up to my top marchil songs my god my fucking god oh my god#Marchil#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#music sharing#3rd verse gives dunlord marci oughhh insane how some verses are clearly chil and others marcille. AND IT’S A DUET#HE SINGS IT AND SHE CHIMES IN HERE AND THERE BC HER ARC IS DONE AND SHE’S RESIGNED#I’ll get out my marci n chil arc analysis by god. I need to draw marchil dancing asap my god#When I say marchil cracked the meaning of life 2 me this is what I mean btw. Wdym live in the moment and let in love and balance in outlook#First but assuredly not last time i shove that warg panel in everyone’s faces#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Mini web weaving#it wasn’t meant to be but i kept adding pics#Hey what if you taught me about hope again and I taught you to not escape into fantasies…#What if you were too glass half-full and i was too glass half-empty… And together we could make a full glass……….#Dungeon meshi
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cool so after watching the character creation session zero they posted today, brennan's choices re: sean's revenge are like. DEEPLY fucking symbolic. (hi @fluidstatick lol time to post abt it)
spenser talking about the death rituals in newfaire, how they keep the mouth closed and covered (often w gold) and place the hands over the mouth to prevent the soul from wandering
and how there'll be like pins and metaphorical stitching around the graveyards to corral the spirits of soldiers and unidentified dead, since it was impossible for their loved ones to perform the ritual of keeping the mouth closed to keep their soul inside
so. brennan chooses. a baseball. that has stitching on it, of course, and the stitches create an endless loop like a mobius strip.
and when he goes to kill the five men that the creature brings to him
he shoots a couple of them in the face. blasting their mouths wide open. damning their souls to an eternity of wandering.
and another, he shoves the baseball into his mouth--forcing it open and closed at the same. he can't speak or fight back, and his mouth is held open as sean beats him to death. mouth open, soul doomed to wander for eternity.
and with their hands tied behind their backs.
and the baseball already represented tony and jimmy, and specifically called forth that it was for THEM that sean sought revenge.
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the stitching and symbolism of the baseball
it is meant to representationally carry and contain the spirits of tony and jimmy
they did not, could not receive the same death rites
who knows if tony ever made it back to a newfaire graveyard
who knows what they do with the body of a "traitor"
but this baseball. it has stitching in that loops forever, on and on. it keeps them inside and safe. sean literally tosses the ball around and traces the stitching like a rosary (bc spenser literally said, fantasy catholicisim).
and he tells his ma to not wash the ball, to keep it intact.
hey brennan, i just wanna fucking talk
about how you took everything spenser said and made some fucking incredible detail choices which are EVEN MORE DEVASTATING now that we have the same contextual world knowledge that you were given
FUCK
#candela obscura#circle of needle and thread#brennan lee mulligan#fuck man i'm experiencing Even More Emotions#like there was too much cool shit in that fucking character creation session to list but this realization knocked me on my fucking ass#roman/fluidstatick figured out the face shooting thing and then i was like THE FUCKING BASEBALL#THIS FUCKING GAME AND FUCKING BRENNAN MAN GODDAMNIT
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bioware really said "let's release it on halloween... it's so terrible... it's gonna scare the shit out of everyone...the perfect halloween"
#oh da2 zevran face scares the shit out of you? hold my bear... wait till you see how returning characters look like in da4#here get spooked by the most amateurish writing and childish dialogue and disappointing story conclusions and lack of choice import#da critical#my post#my posts#holy shit I watched all the endings and I watched all the romances etc. ... damn the writing is bad#i am not surprised they hyped this up by showing the first 15 minutes because that seemed bad exposition dump but the rest is worse...#wtf were they thinking the story should be the selling point of these games and the role play ... not the fucking action#your choices don't matter...certainly not in the past..and even in the present...all choices essentially lead to the same ending with solas#AND that fucking retcon in the end that everything was actually influenced by big evil bad WTF shut up... this game is not canon to me#wtf are the laser pew-pew shooting sounds by the way lmao during the finale#and wtf do you mean we couldn't import the well of sorrows choice but it still comes up and essentially it's 1 of the 2 options canonised#halloween#2024#october 31#31st of october#current events#da mine#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age 4#da4
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Haknyeon ❤️ DAZED Behind
#tbzinc#kflops#the boyz#the boyz haknyeon#tbz haknyeon#ju haknyeon#haknyeon#inconsistency is the name of the game baby these colorings are aaaalll over the place#just like my brain after i saw mel's set. this shoot did a hard reset to my brain im never gonna be the same again#i had to make these. im months late but i just got here and im about to make this my whole personality#insane. absolutely insane (both me and his face)#i could be making something more relevant but. fuck that im a haknyeon girl im here for him. spreading the hak agenda ect#more people should see him fr#im actually a lot more normal about him ignore the prev tags im just having a Moment <3#useroro#higabi#melontrack#usermairin#tuserchrissy#ribbitashie#userbinsuns#c:mine#c:g#c:tbz
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Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out
#garashir#Elim Garak#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#my first ever DS9 gifs! please clap :')#anyways where is quote_from_man_shot.jpg#absolute BEST part of this was definitely making that last gif. I had to watch it so many times making this post and it STILL gets me.#Garak; panting; ajan soaking wet: omg what if you SHOT me wouldn't that be so crazy lol I bet you never would though... haha.... unless?#Julian: ok you little slut. bet.#Garak: YOU SHOOT ELIM???? OH! OH! OHhhh I love you so much <3 Whatever you say Agent Bashir hehe ;) can I come over to your place later ;)#I was thinking about including the next shot of his brain turning off as he decides to do a bratty sub to puppy sub speedrun#but this way felt funniest. his stupid fucking face. from O:< to D:<#I had to make this set to show it's not even subtext. it's textual. he wants Julian to shoot him from the second he shows up.#(or at least do SOMETHING disciplinary to him 0w0)#''Wait. This whole post is dom!Julian propaganda?''#Me; aiming my gun: Always has been.#Starky's Original Posts#Starky's GIFs#is that a tag. what's it matter we're a trillion tags deep here and blog tag search is broken anyways. lawless country.
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of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:
rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)
i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.
donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.
#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea#also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her.#but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor#because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws#fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go#doctor who#rose tyler#martha jones#martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god#the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well#i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me#from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy#donna noble#also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is#remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in#the other room and she. didnt notice.#rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive.#REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE#ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST#donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she#keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything#else away from her while she begs him not to.#angst <3
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A day spent with the American gaffer who has been tasked with bringing AFC Richmond out of their extended period of mediocrity. While his accent and vernacular are quite what you’d expect, don’t let them fool you into thinking you understand everything about the coach underneath. If the Lasso way is wrong, it’s hard to imagine what is right.
#basically what if Trent wrote for a magazine instead of a paper#and they had to do photo shoots 💙#something about his face in this drawing is still bugging me but it’s better than the fucking lighting in the original so !!#also yes I found the font they used for the logo#it’s literally just avenir black with some kerning fixes which is very funny to me#anyways here ya go cuz I cannot look at this anymore#drawing that jacket took 2 hours#sketch.art#Ted lasso#Ted lasso fanart#tedtrent#tedependent
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i really like it when gordon started beating benrey up in act 4 part 1. he literally pinned benrey up against a wall. Interesting behavior there gordon
#they want each other so bad. trust me on this#GORDON SHOOTING BENREY IN THE FACE IM FUCKING SCREAMING#hlvrai#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai benrey#frenrey#hlvrai frenrey#theyre flirting gay people are just like this
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