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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog
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someone tell me to walk away from kpop rn
#lmao#falling for stray kids on their debut anniversary#hilarious#anyway I love all of them and this has been one of my best mistakes#like this was posted the day before but my fate was sealed on the 25th
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My phone contains multitudes
And by that I mean
all my online friends
5 husbands (digital)
8 boyfriends (delusional)
Love y’all 🖤🖤🖤
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My friends are unwell

Nudging me to do my Duolingo at 2am is diabolical behavior
#rhi rambles#I did like…. 15 lessons Tuesday and a bunch yesterday#and she has the AUDACITY to nudge me at 2am#girl bye
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shordie i dont....miiiiiind.....
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*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
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affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon
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I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

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The second I hit post, I stepped in cat poop.
Sleep for dinner. And dinner is now. Good night everyone
Sleep for dinner?
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Sleep for dinner?
#rhi rambles#don’t tell husband#he’ll be upset#but I’m just nauseated and he already yelled at me for not eating until 2 today#not yelled like sternly talked at#anyway the thought of food is repulsive and my face itches from this weird make up I tried#today was a failure#here’s hoping for tomorrow tho
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what’s everyone getting up to today what are your wishes and hopes for the new week
#mmmmmmmm#survive work#not be mean to husband#clean the kitchen#and purge some clothes#but today is rest day. I shall do nothing
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