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[mikakuna]

the absolute insanity of dick and jason in their robin eras wearing fucking panties and t-shirts to fight the same murderous criminals/supervillains as bruce, a grown man covered from head to toe in thick plated, impenetrable armor

like here's a grade A villain strapped with ten guns, seven bombs, and fourteen knives. you look to the left and see THE batman, decked out head-to-toe in his heavy armor with numerous weapons, making clanky metal sounds when he moves, a cape for a shield, and not a single patch of skin exposed.

and then you see fucking robin, a 12 year old child, wearing panties, cowboy boots, and a cape that doesn't even reach his toes- skin almost completely exposed

[tastycitrus]

Tim: Oh no! There's TWO Casses! Steph, excited: Wow! Tim: Steph, this is a bad thing. One of them is an imposter. Steph: Oh yeah. Duke with a gun: How do we know which one is the fake? One Cass, pointing at the other Cass: Shoot her! She's the imposter! *everyone immediately shoots the Cass who spoke* Damian: You idiot, giving yourself away like that. Cassandra would NEVER pass up the opportunity to die! Cass: Cass: Is that really how you guys see me? Everyone else: Yes.

[splatoon-confession-box]

can they nerf trisplash please please please please how did they turn one of the worst specials from the last game into the most OP for this game. just make it a little bit smaller good lord please

[twilitlegend]

I think Revali could have won against Link in that AoC confrontation (before Zelda stops them) if he didn't enjoy playing with his prey 🤔

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

Keep saying Wesker never fires his gun at Chris or in his general direction (in a cutscene) but technically he did twice in RE1, both times it saved him.

First time was Wesker shooting the cerberus that was lunging at Chris, the second time was to silence and kill Enrico who was threatening to shoot Chris.

10 years later...

It will be interesting to see what changes are made in the alleged RE1 remake compared to the remaster, if we'll get anything from Wesker's POV or new scenes/dialogue involving Wesker (and Chris)

[cruesuffix]

anyone else think that new song was just a bit boring? like i don’t want to drive the point home but it just all sounds like something is missing. it’s just a regular modern rock song nothing really new and in your face. if this is what they broke the retirement contract for than i think they should probably reconsider…

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizontober 2023 | 29: beam

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmates AU in which your soul is bounded to your soulmate's soul.

What does that mean exactly? That when you die, if your soulmate is still alive you can't move on. Instead your soul is stuck by your soulmate's side until they die too, so the two souls can become one in death. Depending on how strong the bond between the two is, one could see (and even interact!) with their deceased soulmate.

Now this but, you know by now, JeanMarco. With Marco waking up and the first thing he saw was Jean's terrified face while looking at the dead body- Marco's half eaten dead body. He learns it pretty quickly that he can't leave Jean's side, bound to follow his best friend around. He also learns that is possible for Jean to see and hear him during the ceremony of burning the fallen soldiers during Trost ; it lasted so little, too little for all the things Marco wanted to say. If he knew Jean was listening from the beginning, he would've started with exposing Reiner and Berthold right away. By the time he took notice that not only Jean was looking at him, but listening too, it was too late. Every other word from him was meet with silence, unheard by the living.

Isn't until the 57th expedition outside the walls that Marco learns that he can interact with Jean too, touch him. In his panic after Jean's failed attack on the Female Titan Marco didn't think and went straight to his best friend's side, touching his shoulder while looking for any injuries. Jean's eyes went straight to the place Marco's was touching, looking confused- until he followed the arm and saw Marco in front of his very own eyes. And just like everything, it lasted too little for Marco's liking. The Female Titan took hold of Reiner, crushing him in her hand, and Jean could no longer see him.

It was later, much much later than either of them would've liked, for Marco to understand how everything works. To know that he could only interact with Jean when his mind was filled with thoughts of Marco. By then Jean already began to move on, the secret of Reiner and Berthold's true selves already out. So Marco could only watch, unable to be there for his other half- for Jean.

And it was when they saw the ocean for the first time that Marco understood why he was truly stuck by Jean's side. When he saw his best friend having fun with the others and realized just how much he loves him. When he realizes that all he truly wants is to be by Jean's side, the way they promised each other to do during their training days.

Edit : Think of Ben and Klaus Hargreeves for easier visual.

[sweetsynth]

Keeping up the family tradition of predicting presidential assassinations by making a joke about “seems like the time where someone will try to shoot the president” a few days before someone actually did

[crustyfloor]

Ivan ya fucking coward why would you answer "Are you close to Till?" with "oh..it was just ordinary hehe..>_<" ARE YOU A

[sbnkalny]

Cactus joe is the quintessential american hero. he can shoot bullseye through five barrels of whiskey while blindfolded. all women love him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 it wouldnt be gay 👬❌❌❌❌ because He’s an alien 👽 for science 🧪 and science only 🧬 ‼️ I wouldn’t even mind tbh if they dont wake me up

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[sailorstarr-chan4]

Friendly reminder that Kagome Motherfucking Higurashi canonically KILLED Naraku in episode 30 and the fact that the series kept his sorry ass alive and forever POWERING HIM UP for the next 163 episodes is the worst injustice of the entire series

[wormcultrecruiter]

Gallavich Incorrect Quotes:

Ian: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Mickey's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

[steampunktomboy]

Currently playing through half life 2 and as it turns out it really is that good