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I had never had a human touch me, or almost touch me, like this before and it was deeply, deeply weird.
#tapan still trusting mb after seeing it wear shoes on the bed is crazy#tapan in her bonnet :-)#she might be in a dangerous profit-fueled confrontation#but someone who took the time to get long multicolored brainds is gonna put in the effort to take care of them#even under unfavorable circumstances ok#murderbot#murderbot fanart#the murderbot diaries#secunit#tmbd#tmbd fanart#mbd#trafosu#artificial condition#Tapan
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The fact that vi has shoes on here is taking me out dbfbdnfn
Like she really said "once I get my shoes on I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind!!😡😡😡" and probably struggled for a good 15 seconds to get them on 🤣🤣🤣
#vi arcane#arcane#arcane vi#she was mad as hell but still had to put some shoes on shfndnfnd#i love this goofy bitch#probably lost one under the bed and had to look for it for an extra 20 seconds
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this is cursed, but the knowledge won't leave me alone, so-
Vox isn't into feet. People have asked, and he can honestly say absolutely not. Luckily for him, no one thinks to ask his opinions on hooves...
#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#am i wrong#am i???#no.#the first time Alastor took off his shoes and socks to relax after drinking Vox had to sit down immediately#bc he got so hard so quickly he got lightheaded#Alastor has no idea about any of this but now Vox lies that shoes (and socks) aren't allowed in his house anymore#one time Alastor jokingly kicked Vox with his hoof and Vox almost took out a city block#Vox dreams of one day Alastor allowing him to do proper hoof care for him#the only magazines he hides under his bed are like medical ones for hooves and hoof care lmao#mine
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been going along with my gay little polycule with sebastian and elliott in stardew and i deeply enjoy the difference between their dialogue about being gay. sebastian says "I haven't felt this way about another guy before" and elliiott's is "I was worried you wouldn't feel this way about a man" seb's just now learning he's bisexual and elliott already knew he's gay as the day is long
#happy pride month#i'm going to make them kiss#elliott wanted to be romantic so he's gonna share with seb#which tbh he'd probably like. just another person he can wax poetic about#slipping love letters under seb's door n shit#so seb can keep them in an emo ass decorated shoe box under his bed and pretend he doesn't like them#stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#elliott stardew valley#sdv se#sdv elliott#sdv
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Evangelicals: Taylor Swift is blasphemous! me: yes Evangelicals: so stop listening to her! me: nah Evangelicals: WHY NOT? me: because my blorbo in the story of redemption I'm writing is a blasphemer and this song really captures the nuances of his idiosyncrasies--
#except replace Taylor Swift with Florence + The Machine#Christian F+TM listeners when they started calling TSwift listeners blasphemers: *sweating*#*surreptitiously nudging Girls Against God under the bed with their shoe*#(that song is about COVID btw; it's very interesting the parallels between concert venues being shut down and churches being shut down)#(and how world governments played God so aggressively they got people to blame God Himself for it)#x#Christianity
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Well, here's Ravinder. I hope he's moé to you.
He's an artist but also works (worked) at one of those health food stores with questionable vitamins.
Also
Something like this btw, if you even care
#blood and something suggestive under the cut#sorry for the shoes on the bed content they're clean dw#oc#R#2024#I also made him in late 2014...#celebrating their 10 year anniversary guys sorry#one more main to go!!! and three more minor who I also love#might do bios for them all since I will never do a long project with these guys#they're just dolls I used to play with in my youthhh
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I'd knew you'd be into Buggy
who's buggy i dunno what ur talkin about
#anon ask#tom speaks#i say this as i'm painting my face with greasepaint and i literally have a clown nose under my bed and my comedically large shoes on#.....i actually do have greasepaint and a clown nose-#NOSE???#i'm only on ep 320 i'm just starting but i ADORE THAT CLOWN#i need that clown i need to put him in my pocket RIGHT NOW#buggy the clown
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When i moved the bed to clean under it the other day i finally found the missing bow that got unstuck from koron's left shoe months ago ^_^ finally glued it back on
#🗨️#for context my bed has a really heavy structure because it's a foldable daybed/couch type of thing#so reaching under it is near impossible without moving it#i thought i lost that bow forever like i thought we'd vaccuumed it up accidentally#also ignore the yellowed glue on her shoes she's like 16ish years old ok
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I've had my fair share of dirty dreams, however none have left my underwear soaking quite like the one I had last night.
#everyone say thank you to kenny ackerman for making me wake up unaware of my surroundings#he evaded time and space to make me hump his shoe under a table and bend me over on a bed roll#there is context for this. but i wanna write it into a fic#i wanna do it so bad
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I want their fuckin freedom they have no chores no responsibility they can go out with their friends when ever they want for however long they want they can sleep in there bed all day they eat drink drive vehicles use the phone have a home with no bills no expenses they can spend their money on stupid things that bring them joy with no worry of the gas they burned in someone else's vehicle or if there's dinner at home they have no worries about laundry no worries about dishes no worries about the messes they make because they know I'll clean it up always I want to be viewed by my family and by my friends as someone who is an actual person with limits and boundaries and who has goals and dreams they'd like to accomplish in the day besides laundry for 16 people and not a tireless cleaning machine. I want to be able to rest and have hobbies I want to be able to do things with my partner and my friends again I want to be able to fuckin daydream and make up stories again for Christ sake I want to feel like a person and not a corpse forced into playing "tradwife" I want the freedom they all have while I'm in the background doin they're dishes.
#i don't mind helping with chores but it's the fact I'm the only one qnd i can get my four youngest to help me with bribes of sweets#but there's several adults living here who don't care that they make. more mess then a four year old#and could definitely start doin their own laundry#or take the trash out if it's full instead of cramming more into it so that the bag splits and is to heavy for me to lift#and I'm actually kinda strong like I've def lost a lot of energy n strength this year tbh but this bitch can lift pretty heavy boxes at work#and i split logs pretty regularly so im not the strongest gal by no means like of lord i had to carry my mother around everywhere#because she was a stubborn asshole who refused to use any mobility aids and then wanted to go shopping or go out and i had to just carry her#like i can carry an adult women but fuck if it didn't hurt me bad doin it and i had to stop several times to catch my breath#like I'm not super Strong but I'm not weak the trashbag cant weigh more then an adult#it takesn nothing to rinse a bowl out so your food don't turn into cement#or throw away the wrappers of your bandaids instead of tossing them on the floor#or wipe your shoes before you come in and track big chunks of dried mud and grass all over the home#my parents wanted 12 kids wnd our house to look like a magazine and they beat that mentality of the house must be clean as a whistle#because what if Jesus was to stop by we must have our home look so clean that we would be unashamed if jesus stopped#so clean we encourage him to look in cupboards and under the bed clean#i dont think that's a Bible verse but there was a biblical book that was all about having a home that was so clean constantly#just so you wouldn't be ashamed when Christ cand because cleanliness is closer to godliness#i really hate my mother like so much I'm glad i can finally say it I'm glad i don't have to work to earn her love or buy it#you shouldn't have to have to earn love especially from your parents I'm glad she can't constantly condemn me#i have nightmares about my mom condemning me or being smug n proud and ruining my life in the name of her cult#like throwing away all of my belongings and only having a bed a Bible some christan fiction four floor length Jean dresses baggy tshirts#also her giving my sister she favored a bunch of my organs since I'm broken anyhow and slowly dieing because i don't have a liver anymore#or her ruining my relationship and friendships because she didn't think they were godly enough so i have no one in my life except church#she tried to have an arranged marriage for me not a dream that happened#i know she loved me i hate that i think so low of her but her love felt like hate most of the time#i know she loved me though andni love her to I'm just glad i don't have to constantly hve to perform for her#i have so much garbage in my brain
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covers eyes so as not to perceive Hello my good friend whose name currently is not available to me! My intuition tells me you are a wonderful person and I'm glad to have you in my life!
*hisses thankfully from under the couch*
#i morphed into the monster under the bed and I'm going to live my underbed life to the fullest#a friend-shaped shadow amidst dust bunnies old shoe boxes chip crumbs and a stuffed toy you dropped while sleeping
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tw paranoia??? i’m not sure what to call it
#it’s probably not normal to check under your bed and in your closet every single night before sleeping right#and i check every time i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night too because what if someone snuck into my room and hid there#what if someone broke into the house#and i sleep with a night light at the brightest setting so i can see in my room at night#and i make sure my window is locked every night#i know there’s nobody there but i check anyways because what if there is#and i don’t know what this is#like this isn’t normal right#is it paranoia#or is it like anxiety or something#also i do the bed and closet check thing several times in a row#like i literally search through every piece of clothing hanging in my closet even though i know it’s not possible for someone to be hiding-#-there (the shelf wouldn’t support that weight and also how would they even get up there because there’s a whole chair and a bunch of shoes#in the way#and when i check under the bed i check the underside of it and then the ground#i account for everything under my bed and i scan around in fragments#i’m like ‘ok that part is clear and that part is clear so there’s no one on that side’#even though i can clearly see there’s no one there#i don’t know how to describe it#like i can see that nobody is there but i have to keep checking for some reason#it’s not a habit sort of thing it’s just that i don’t feel right if i don’t 100% make sure that i’m safe#there’s also the being somewhat paranoid about my phone/laptop/ipad recording me but i think a lot of people have that thought every#once in a while#like i’ve seen that around and i’m not too worried when it comes to that#i mean i am scared that i might be recorded or whatever but i don’t think that’s going to happen so i don’t really care about that#snow.txt
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I STEPPED ON A FUCKING ROACH AND IT SQUISHED HELP
#my cat was in my room trying to kill it for me#but i didn't see kt at first and i have allergies rn so i kicked her out#and as i was carrying her out i stepped on the damn thing#with my bare fucking foot#and it squished#but it didnt die so i had to find a shoe but my under-the-bed shoes weren't where they were supposed to be so i had to dig in my closet#fukcs sake
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put his tired lizard ass to bed for maintenance
#the fact his shoes are on it damaging my mental health#also the fact I did roulette with a migraine last night smh I almost threw up on my cat#I gave him a princess bed because he's a princess#but like everything else in the house it's actually little hyth's property and he's like why is there a fucking lizard in my personal bed#it's like having a cat except the cat is a gay mammet who keeps running under people's skirts in public#ffxivmp#mp#himbo lizard boy tag#the adventures of lil hyth and hades
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dusty ass converse motherfucker
#this is what happens when you put your shoes under your bed instead of in the hallway#albatross rambles
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what does it oh i HATE this glitch (dark mode can’t read text) if there are typos don’t @ me. ANYWAYS tfw you lie down on ur back and everything just starts hurting
#🫠#this was already a bad chronic pain night (calves are cramped up) and now THIS#i laid down in bed and felt it in my CERVIX yall#i’m now on my stomach-ish with a pillow under my pelvis and that’s helping#someone remind me to wear good walking shoes next time i go to ikea#casper 2023
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