#shoes under the bed

[riseandfallofsecunit]

I had never had a human touch me, or almost touch me, like this before and it was deeply, deeply weird.

[eggcats]

this is cursed, but the knowledge won't leave me alone, so-

Vox isn't into feet. People have asked, and he can honestly say absolutely not. Luckily for him, no one thinks to ask his opinions on hooves...

[mossy-rot]

been going along with my gay little polycule with sebastian and elliott in stardew and i deeply enjoy the difference between their dialogue about being gay. sebastian says "I haven't felt this way about another guy before" and elliiott's is "I was worried you wouldn't feel this way about a man" seb's just now learning he's bisexual and elliott already knew he's gay as the day is long

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Evangelicals: Taylor Swift is blasphemous! me: yes Evangelicals: so stop listening to her! me: nah Evangelicals: WHY NOT? me: because my blorbo in the story of redemption I'm writing is a blasphemer and this song really captures the nuances of his idiosyncrasies--

[sqebu]

Well, here's Ravinder. I hope he's moé to you.

He's an artist but also works (worked) at one of those health food stores with questionable vitamins.

Also

Something like this btw, if you even care

[greaserink]

I'd knew you'd be into Buggy

who's buggy i dunno what ur talkin about

[menstits]

When i moved the bed to clean under it the other day i finally found the missing bow that got unstuck from koron's left shoe months ago ^_^ finally glued it back on

[bluebellhairpin]

I've had my fair share of dirty dreams, however none have left my underwear soaking quite like the one I had last night.

[im2tired4usernames]

I want their fuckin freedom they have no chores no responsibility they can go out with their friends when ever they want for however long they want they can sleep in there bed all day they eat drink drive vehicles use the phone have a home with no bills no expenses they can spend their money on stupid things that bring them joy with no worry of the gas they burned in someone else's vehicle or if there's dinner at home they have no worries about laundry no worries about dishes no worries about the messes they make because they know I'll clean it up always I want to be viewed by my family and by my friends as someone who is an actual person with limits and boundaries and who has goals and dreams they'd like to accomplish in the day besides laundry for 16 people and not a tireless cleaning machine. I want to be able to rest and have hobbies I want to be able to do things with my partner and my friends again I want to be able to fuckin daydream and make up stories again for Christ sake I want to feel like a person and not a corpse forced into playing "tradwife" I want the freedom they all have while I'm in the background doin they're dishes.

[zerozeroren]

covers eyes so as not to perceive Hello my good friend whose name currently is not available to me! My intuition tells me you are a wonderful person and I'm glad to have you in my life!

*hisses thankfully from under the couch*

[etchedstars]

one of these days the knowledge that my life & my friends lives are imploding will not gut me to my core. unfortunately that day is not today

[useryoongis]

tw paranoia??? i’m not sure what to call it

[mtshrike]

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING ROACH AND IT SQUISHED HELP

[asleepinawell]

put his tired lizard ass to bed for maintenance

[wings-of-flying]

dusty ass converse motherfucker