#shitty mh au

[shitty-mh-aus]

marble hornets au where they all kiss

or is that just regular marble hornets

I think this is just regular Marble Hornets yeah

[komystda]

very rough sketches of an idea swirling in my brain

[lelet-draws]

Heath Burns Curupira AU/Redesign + Abbey

So basically, I’m not a fan of this trope of mixing up Hades with the Devil. In this version Heath is the son of Curupira.

Curupira is a forest demon from brazillian folklore. He has fire hair and feet turned the other way around. He is the protector of the forest which I thought went well with G3 Heath being an environmentalist.

This design is based on my personal interpretation of the legend and some creative freedoms here and there.

[crushedsweets]

What do the proxies think of each other?

this is gonna be kinda messy and disorganized but i got it HANDLED

again, THIS IS ALL MY AU!!! there is a streamline, detailed plot that intertwines, so these characters mingle and grow in ways they probably wouldnt in canon, since different events follow them here O/S Syndrome = Operator/Slender Syndrome, aka slender sickness

Toby: He thinks of Brian and Tim kinda like shitty uncles who only come around every now and again . they used to taunt him a lot cuz toby was always like. annoying, selfish, sarcastic - so it would piss them off, and they'd piss toby off, and then it would be pretty bad. but as toby gets older and calms the fuck down, it gets better between them . he gets pretty sad when they eventually cut him(and everyone) off to move to like, canada or oregon or something.

he likes kate. theyre both outcasts even in a group of creeps and killers and literal monsters.... so toby's always been nice to her. when she refused to come to the cabin, he ended up dragging a mattress over to the mines for her. brings her food, gallons of water, t shirts. she owns random band t shirts that she doesnt even listen to cuz toby gave it to her LMFAOOO . he's the reason kate starts coming and staying at the cabin

Kate: she hates tim. completely cannot stand him. she hates when slendy makes them work together. he's been a dick to her since he met her, because their first time meeting was um. her dragging tim through the forest while he was unconscious. and she was generally part of what tormented him during the events of marble hornets (IN MY AU OBVIOUSLY). he's also uncomfortable because when she kills people she does it with her bare hands. will lick the blood and dirt and grime off her fingers. generally freaky.

she's better with brian. he doesn't remember her tormenting him so much during MH, but he still knows - but he's better at empathizing with her situation. he kinda pieced together what happened to her, while tims just blinded by like. anger and trauma. dont get me wrong, brian is still uncomfortable around her (again, she acts really scary when working), but when she's not working and she just sits there. she looks so tired, and she's so quiet, and its sad. he feels for her.

she likes toby, too. first person to treat her fully like a person after becoming a proxy without her having to like, beg for it (directly or indirectly). again, he brings her things, he's kind to her, laughs with her. he'll tease her and make fun of her but she can tell it's not with ill intent so she'll do it back - she considers him her best friend for a while.

Tim:

HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER ok i know i call him an asshole and say he's mean a lot but i legit am not mad at him and i think he is within reason (like 60% of the time) since like. kates dragged his unconscious body through the forest and left him covered in scratches/bruises, toby's almost always throwing the first punch, he's had his entire life derailed for so fucking long, and these kids don't make it any easier- he could've been in kates position, which is the one thing that makes him kinda hesitate when he wants to say smth mean. he usually isnt an asshole unprompted, but he'll always take it the second step.

a lot different for brian. he wanted him dead for a while too. blamed him for a lot of stuff, but at this point he........... has nobody else. brian is his friend. i feel like writing too much about the complication of their relationship kinda takes away from it. theyre roommates, they leave together, they'd fight tooth and nail to stay in eachothers lives. despite everything

Brian:

i feel like i dont have a lot to say about brian since I already described everyone else's relationship...

just to sum it all up with him, he cares more about all three of them then he lets on. but he's also a lot better at showing he cares. he brings some basic groceries and beer and shit over to the cabin pretty frequently, he'll hang around toby and if kates there, ask if she needs anything. she usually just shakes her head, but on the off chance she says she wants like. a specific drink. he kinda feels like he got +1 friendship points with her LMFAOOO . and obviously he jokes around and messes with toby when they're not fighting

and again, same thing with tim. that's his friend. he's missing a LOT of memories from the events of MH, but tim hasn't hesitated in telling him how he feels about it... and he feels bad. it all sucks. even now, he says things he doesnt mean, just because all of the guilt and anger and trauma gets him and tim both riled up. then they go get a drink together and move on

overall, the proxies are pretty messy. brian and tim arent very present anymore, toby and kate are sort of taking on their 'in charge' roles. their relationship slowly mends itself over time, since my AU largely focuses on improvement and recovery and redemption (HOWEVER MUCH THEY CAN ALL THINGS CONSIDERED...), but its still pretty bad

[the-s1lly-corner]

ok so hear me out. what about father!masky hearing that Toby is dating daughter!reader.

A teensy bit of NSFW would be fine, like hearing that Toby stole his precious daughter's V-card. (+ and how Toby ended up taking it but that's just a + if you're feeling generous.)

(MASKY AND READERS RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLETELY PLATONIC AND FAMILY-LIKE!!!!)

Father!Masky reacting to child!readers partner being Toby!

Was really debating on whether or not I wanted to answer this since personally I'm a little iffy on writing romantic stuff with toby but I think. Since its not the center piece (?) Of this request I'll let it slide this time

With that said I will say, I'm not sure if my take on the masky/toby dynamic is accurate to most peoples takes since I havent really. Seen much current fan stuff, havent really interacted with the fandom outside of fanart n stuff since 2015 so UHUH!!

Quick warning first portion of this is the admin rambling about their hcs about masky and toby before getting into the actual reader portion; they havent had the chance to talk about their creepypasta hcs in a LONG time 😭😭

Not touching the virginity thing, though sorry anon

Okay the authors note was getting too long but more on how I view the toby and masky dynamic given how I write both characters in my hc/au!

Toby does still try to piss off masky, i think. Since hes just generally an ass and there isnt much else for him to do..

You see I'm still trying to figure out how I wanna write masky and hoodie, since I do wish to honor their roots from MH and mesh together the source with the creepypasta fandoms take.. still trying to hit a balance.. might save that for another post, though! But I do wish to incorporate tim and brian into this as their own thing in my hc I'm just not sure how... anyways summary of what I was gonna say, before I deleted it; masky and hoodie arent around 100% of the time, only really when they're needed or called for. Hoodie is around more, though

Toby, on the other hand is around as a proxy 100% of the time considering. You know he krilled his shitty dad and set his neighborhood on fire

Basically there aren't many opportunities for these two to interact but when he does toby is probably shoving masky, probably trying to snag his mask, ect ect basically doing anything to find a way to entertain and stimulate himself, and that just so happens to include fucking with his fellow proxies

Masky, at least in my writing, is fairly stoic... or at least he keeps his emotions hard to read and every now and then he can be a little unpredictable. Call it a byproduct of being mentally worn down by slenderman in order to work with him, or something

Holds little to no reaction to Toby's antics, actually the only time theres anything dished back to him is when he tries to make a grab for the mask

VERY protective of his mask

Okay moving onto the actual request; regardless of how you end up being his kid.. whether it be found family or biologically.. he would try to be the very best dad he can be.. bonus points if you're a proxy as well, I think you two would train together

Call it a family business/j

I could joke about masky krilling for you, but.... considering that these are creepypasta characters... I dont think it would be a joke

Only saves that for if someone physically harms you though

Dating wise I dont think he would care..

Until he finds out who

Really?

That asshole?

When you tell him it's very hard to decipher his reaction.. hes just

Still

And the mask isnt helping at all

Watches toby like a hawk. Like if this were genuinely any other person I think masky would do some basic sleuthing to see what kind of person your partner is before backing off... but given that he has a personal history of toby being a nuisance, he's more on the fence

Now do I think he would forbid you from seeing him?

Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I mean yeah sure, toby makes his job harder.. but has he really done anything that warrants that? Does he even have the right, even as your father?

You know that meme from monsters uni. Where sully is glaring down at mike while they're walking

That's basically masky and toby after he finds out

Not many thoughts here, I think

[ttarksystem]

Maybe I should make a remake of the shitty-mh-aus blog... I miss it

[polyhexian]

How does eventually au jasper feel about Lilith after she leaves the coven?

Probably still hates her lmfao. MH Lilith like- they escaped and then they were like. Together. She was no longer mean to him. They helped each other. He immediately considered them all his friends. So he just forgave her. He always does. He can forgive basically anyone for anything. But here- he still doesn't know her. And she's spent Hunter's entire life being shitty to him too. And also- she escaped the coven and she left the fucking child soldier behind.

Yeah no. He does not like her.

[a-comedic-tragedian]

Cowboy MH au has taken over my life. What're your thoughts?

oh boy. i have many thoughts anon

i love the western au and I definitely think of it as very gritty, no country for old men is one of my favorite movies and i definitely imagine the mh western au as having the same atmosphere

here are some very shitty quick sketches i did to kinda convey my take on it

holy shit there are so many spelling mistakes in this, i was vry tired when i sketched these T>T

[lenny-zesty]

when i was coming up with name changes for the Murder Hornets AU there were multiple names that i debated on using before eventually settling on what they have now. so i thought hey. imma ramble and share the most interesting beta names or name origins keep reading cuz this shit's prolly long

Undying was the first name I picked for Uzi, it fits with her actual character and was one of the few good NightWing sounding names that started with a U. The only other good one was Umbra. Nightcrawler was in a super similar scenario. Turns out there aren't very many parasitic insects that start with N. There was genuinely only one other name on the list that started with N, and that was Nematode. If I'm gonna name N after a worm, I'm gonna give him a cool worm at least. I was originally going to name Junix after the jewel wasp until I remembered that there's already a canon HiveWing named Jewel. So I picked the next best thing and named her after one of the most effective predators, dragonflies. Toad and Dawn were the easiest characters to name. I couldve called them something like Tadpole and Denali, but giving them names that were so similar to their canon names was really funny to me. Vespa also had a really easy name. Why are there so many possible RainWing names that start with K. Kaffir is a type of lime, I could've gone with names like Konjac, Kudzu, or Kumbu. Something about Kaffir hooked me. Novaclaws was the most difficult character for me to name as of now. NightWings have a shitty naming system that makes them all sound like pretentious edgelords, and again, not many good names start with an N in WoF apparently.

in short, the MH characters either had easy names, one or two viable options, or way too many options

[cameronthecryptid]

Marble Hornets au where nothing paranormal is happening, the MH crew is just having a giant sleepover and watching a bunch shitty horror movies

[shitty-mh-aus]

au where Alex uses a water pistol

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[kaijuthespacemaniraptorian]

Heres another work and progress screenshot of my wyvern parave model, finally got back to work on this after finishing college stuff looking for an internship, trying to write the next chapter of my MH Stories AU and also fucking reporting some groomer who tried to groom some of my younger friends online that i didnt even expect something like this to happen to one of my friends! (lucky this groomer has been arrested!)

man this week has been very rough for me and i've been feeling dead on the inside for 2 weeks, but yesterday i've tried to gain my sanity back and im back to do more work on my shitty laptop and i hope i can be prepared to do something big in the future but i would wait and see what kind of stuff i would like to do on my tumblr account!

[takaraphoenix]

Uuuuuu! I & L & S & T for the ask game?? 💕

Aaah, thank you for playing, dear! ^-^

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

At this point, it's probably ABOverse? Just. Comforting. Both for writing and reading. Also soulmate AUs, if it says soulmate AU, it has my attention.

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

Oh, once, if I find the time. I'm not a big believer in editing. Either it comes out right, or it doesn't. I'm doing this for fun, not as a chore? And the act of editing is the definition of a chore. :/

So yeah, usually, I will reread something right before posting, and I'll fix up lil spelling mistakes I spot that have me go "maybe stop writing after 3AM???" and sometimes a lil oopsie daisy on the logic that have me go "definitely stop writing after 3AM???".

But I think I'd lose any fun and joy in writing if I revised everything multiple times and tried, I don't know, to improve it before posting. I wrote it because it felt good and if it would suddenly no longer feel good by the time I revise? What's the point in writing? Why would I even have to bother if it loses my love and agreement this fast??

S: Any fandom tropes you can't resist?

Depends on the fandoms? But usually, if a fandom has a big "found family" trope (like Teen Wolf's Hale Pack. Been years but it's still the first one I have to think of for these kind of things), I am sooo on board. Love me when a fandom just unanimously agrees canon is garbage and substitutes it for a superior fanon (-> Derek stays alpha, Boyd and Erica live, they're a happy pack coexisting with Scott's pack). Peak fandom experience.

I do love in Shadowhunters when the Shadowhunters get wings. It's (sadly) a much rarer fandom trope, but when I come across it I go !!! because honestly it just makes so much more sense they get their powers from an angel why are their powers to use magical runes that's magic not angelic wings and a naturally heightened strength/stamina would have made so much more sense as the baseline power set for Shadowhunters than magical runes?? Especially with the shitty way they treat warlocks like my dudes y'all literally depend on magic to do your fucking jobs get off your high horses.

T: Any fandom tropes you can't stand?

Mh, I don't really think so? I can't think of one off the top of my head. But that may also be because I know how to filter stuff? So I usually don't see the things that really bug me and then I tend to forget they exist, if given enough time. ^^°

FanFic Ask Game

[specsinurhaus]

Hi I'm specsinurhaus, y'all can just call me Specs or some other variation of my user, I'm sure I'll find whatever nickname you guys give me very charming :)

My pronouns are she/her but I don't mind they/them if that's just easier for you

This is my alt acc for my slenderverse rewrites/redesigns. I'll post in depth lore for my au and art of the characters (that will usually consist of Creepypasta and MH but I'm getting into EMH too so I may make some stuff for that)

Nothing on this blog is meant to be me saying that this is the only right way to portray the characters, just rewriting some aspects so that they make sense to me and maybe anyone who finds my silly content entertaining (mainly bc there is so much stuff that is associated with Slenderman that don't make sense or are painfully outdated, or the creators are just shitty people)

Tootles <3

[the-s1lly-corner]

Could you possibly write about slenderman's ghost s/o trying to make the mansion festive for Halloween bc they're really excited for the holiday and never experienced it before? They have a list and everything as soon as they learn about the custom-

For instance, every room is decked out in decor totally not stolen, they make loads of themed treats, and try to engage the him and the proxies into doing multiple festive activities as well?

-slender anon <3 (sorry if this is too much exposition, tysm for all the cool writing)

Celebrating Halloween w/ Slenderman!

so so sorry for taking a a bit to get to this !! I meant to get this out tomorrow but I got distracted </3 still torn on if i want the mansion to exist in my au but for all intents and purposes we'll say it does for this >:) i might make the mansion like, some abandoned creepy haunted house in universe, like the house from IT or Nightmare on Elm Street (i actually... dont remember if it gets abandoned or not in the later movies, its been a while since i watched the series..) or something something yeah i think ill go with that for the mansion anyways enough rambling

Cue curious head tilts and questions from slenderman, he knows OF Halloween but he doesnt know all the ins and outs and intricacies when it comes to how its celebrated; best he knows is costumes and candy

initially watches you try to hang up all the decorations by yourself but eventually steps in to give you a hand

probably consults in you what basic Halloween traditions are, and probably also tries to ask the proxies if they know anything about it

i think outside of toby, the proxies don't really. remember much of their lives before becoming proxies, but that's because I'm basing my take on them off of the original MH where like, there's brain fog and the proxy/person are internally separate, but that's where inspiration from the original stuff ends; merging two fandoms together is. hard when the canon and fanon are so different

anyways

but also i never really like the creepypasta interpretation of masky and hoodie, at least from when i was in the fandom years back where they were shy and soft, but thats likely changed now- admittedly i dont interact with the fandom outside of creating

im rambling again, but i think masky and hoodie would also be a little lost but ready to do whatever they're told to do in regards to helping deck out the mansion

good news is that the mansion already looks like a spooky haunted house! especially on the outside since it's not as well kept as the inside

the inside is like what comes to mind when someone says old ass house; creaky wooden floors, shitty heating system, crawl spaces and compartments, that sort of thing. old enough that it would definitely have mold and rot, and be falling apart, if slenderman didnt come and keep it in tact

again, it already looks spooky enough as is, but decorations can really tie in the look

fake cobwebs, skeletons, spiders

oh those are real spiders

the mansion probably has spiders, slenderman cant do anything about the spiders sorry

okay anyways

treats! totally not stolen from some store by a teleporting entity that naturally distorts electronics! definitely not

he would make them with you, i think

i sometimes think about how slenderman would probably like calm and quiet activities, domestic ones included, so i think this is something he would actually end up loving especially with you around

learns he hates working with melted marshmallow, that shit is not banned from the mansion as well as marshmallow creme

he even gets those cute little halloween themed goodie bags so you can give them out

unfortunately he's going to have to pass, on account that he can't really eat any non-human meat food, but rest assured if he could safely eat your treats he would

Toby would be fucking that shit up, especially if you make those popcorn ball things. i feel like toby would love those. masky to me seems like a butterscotch haystack enjoyer to me (based), while hoodie fucks up those chocolate dipped pretzels, you know the ones that get decorated to look like mummies? those. he demolishes those (also based)

i kinda miss the popcorn balls tbh i havent had those in years but they were good from what i remember- i think i might make some this evening

moving on once more

if there's any extras slenderman may offer to take you around to give them to others

im still deciding character dynamics and relationships and who knows who in this funky au, but i feel like slenderman knows at least a handful of the other character. at least on a first name basis

so thats fun! you also get to share the joy with characters such as splendor and trender, and perhaps even jeff. i hc that eyeless jack and slender are both in the same forest but not like. buddy buddy. but he can get goodies too. ignore the fact jack is in the same boat as slender in terms of what he can and cant eat- he appreciates the gesture

now activities! i gotta admit i never really did halloween stuff outside of trick or treating; so im a little stumped on ideas

theres the obvious, pumpkin carving (the pumpkin insides get used to make more treats!), apple bobbing, and a few others

while not really a halloween game, you guys probably play a few games in the woods

thats

wait no thats terrifying, do not play hide and seek/tag with them in the woods regardless of if its night time and regardless of if youre a ghost, that shit actually sounds terrifying esp since i think slenderman and hoodie would get WAY TOO competitive

oh scary stories

definately

you insist on summoning ghosts and demons to fit the vibe

" but Dear, you're a gho-" "hush"

you guys accidentally summon one of the ghost creepypastas or something/j

you guys accidentally summon zalgo and halloween gets cancelled'j

idk if this is just a me thing but whenever me and my friends sit down to read creepypasta stories we get derailed and somehow end up reading fanfics and acting them out but i can see this happening as well; though this one also isnt a halloween exclusive activity

overall its a learning experience for most of you guys, and slenderman is totally up to humoring you again next year!

oh oh oh halloween costumes, how could i forget?

good luck trying to find something for slenderman, even if he could fit in anything he probably wouldnt dress up no matter how you try to word it

actually now that i think of it, do you think his suit is just part of his body? like ive seen loads of interpretations where it is; the shitty slenderman movie included. like is it a removeable suit? is it something that looks like a suit but its part of him? is it like a scp 049 situation where it is a suit but its attached to him?

im not getting into that today

masky and toby both dress up as classic slasher icons

hoodie probably would too but i got flashed with a vision of him dressed as pumpkin so im rolling with it

i think thats about everything! i hope you like this! this ended up way longer than i thought it would be but i fully blame that on me still being in my ramble mindset </3 ive been cooking up some major hcs for my au/interpretation as well as smaller stuff so my brain just wants to dump it TToTT

anyways

runs off to go draw spooky stuff (cough cough creepypastas dressed up in costumes)

[futurefind]

//smth smth lays on the floor . pre-est/childhood friends aus w sa who. if its before she left home maximum potential for completely failing to recognize her if there's a separation after the fact (on top of. lots of top secret sa bg lore /hj). and if its after you may not know Why sa hates herself for her shitty mh but you're able to see how far she's come and how much better she's gotten (because of you in no small part, statistically) :') on top of pride wrt her career taking off and gaining fame/infamy yk