#shitty mh au

[shitty-mh-aus]

An au where everything is the same except Brian is an anamolacaris

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[h0rnyfanficwriter]

-I can't find the gif thing, so pls don't read this if your a minor -

Marble Hornets | P0rn star AU |

It was a cold winter, the frost bit at Jay's pale lips as he shivvered with each gust of frozen wind. It was getting late he didn't realise this new route back from the grocery store was so long, and just in line with Jay's horrific luck, the rain crashed down upon him, beating him like bullets. He looked arround for shelter although there were no bus stops no cardboard boxes there was a door the door to Alex's apartment building franticly he sped over and pulled his hand down the call buttons quickly being let in. He took a deep breath as he stepped into the dry , warmed lobby and then calmly waddled up the stairs holding decaying brown paper bags full of food and toiletries he gave a light knock on Alex's door with the free finger he had. After a minute of what sounded like panicked scuffling. Eventually, Alex opens the door, looking dishevelled. "Um, hi ...jay."

Alex looks at him with confusion "I'm sorry I didn't call I...there was bad rain...it was so cold" he gave a sympathetic smile looking down at Jay's small shivering body "don't worry. Come in. " With a small chuckle, he opened up the door and took some of Jay's bags off him. "Sit . I'll make you coffe" Jay was used to Alex's abruptness he knew it was Alex's actions that spoke more than his words and the way he was lovingly pouring the milk or drawing latte art into the foam made jay wholesomely blush. A few minutes later, Alex came to the couch with Jay's coffee and a can of mountain dew for himself they turned on a movie 'spiderman' one of Jay's favourites. Halfway through Alex's ranting and raving about the special effects , the acting, the plot died down, and he drifted off the sleep. Jay couldn't sleep. The lovely coffee kept him up , awake , so like any normal person with a massive crush on his best friend, he went snooping . He had been in Alex's room before but something about going in today felt diffrent secret and dirty and boy was his feeling correct after creaking open the door his eyes widened "um" his pupils pinpointed to the set up before him. one of Alex's video cameras on a tripod and a set of dildos and cock rings splayed out on a table in front of him Jay's cheeks lit up like christmas lights a wild desire pulled him inwards his hands reached for the camera and his trembling hands hit play. A quiet video played jay saw Alex on his bed in positions he had never seen before plying extensively with eatch of the toys on the table 'how is he fitting that ...in there' jay was so distracted by the craziness he's just seen that he didn't notice his growing hard on in his pants not until Alex had a dildo inside him and pre cum already coating his cock Jay's hard on was making his pants unbearably tight so with one quick glance to the fast asleep Alex he flicked through the hours of porn and took out hid cock and desperately pumped his hand down his cock clutching on to the camera he saw Alex by himself , older videos with other boys even him doing themed scenes and of course the shots were artistic and beautiful because evry film by Alex has to be pretentious even the porn and when his mind finally became lost in the shots of Alex's cock or his orgasam eyes he felt the knot in his abdomen snap loseing all control he came all over his hand with a loud "fuck" one of the small few times jay swore. He felt relaxed he stumbled back slightly against the wall he powered off the camera and placed it back on its tripod and with the click of the camera he heard "most people have to pay for that~" with pin-point pupils he slowly turned "Alex?" Bjt Alex wasn't mad or upset , he greeted jay with a sultry smile."You got another round in you?"

[toxictitties]

Marble Hornets AU but Jay and Tim are replaced with Cheech and Chong

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Not sure if this would help you, but something that helps with my visual hallucinations is using my phone camera to check if something is real or not!

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What does it mean when it makes them worse...?

-Tim

[komystda]

very rough sketches of an idea swirling in my brain

[lelet-draws]

Heath Burns Curupira AU/Redesign + Abbey

So basically, I’m not a fan of this trope of mixing up Hades with the Devil. In this version Heath is the son of Curupira.

Curupira is a forest demon from brazillian folklore. He has fire hair and feet turned the other way around. He is the protector of the forest which I thought went well with G3 Heath being an environmentalist.

This design is based on my personal interpretation of the legend and some creative freedoms here and there.

[bunny-hare]

This was my first plan when drawing Lute with a G U N.

(Part of the AU I'm working with @againstcrayon and @kizzorelli!).

More from the AU -> Post

[shalalalalamova]

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing pants with a frowning face drawing on the crotch that looked something like this:

so, naturally, I thought about @shitty-mh-aus: marble hornets where everything is the same but Hoody’s ski mask is plain black and the frowning face is on his pants instead

[lemondoddle]

Shoutout to @shitty-mh-aus and @rattfreakk I love crashing my brainworms into each other like touy cars

[ID. a screenshot and a comic. the screenshot is an ask sent by rattfreakk to shitty-mh-aus reading "au where they share a universe with gravity falls".

the pencil comic starts with jay walking around a forest, calling out for tim and thinking "shit-where is he!?" Jay then notices a carving of bill cipher on one o the trees. he says "that's.. odd." unbeknownst to him, bill cipher floats above his shoulder. when bill pipes with his arms akimbo saying "boy you're right that does look weird" jay whips around, startled. he asks, "what the hell are you!?" bill points a thumb at himself and proudly states, "the name's bill cipher, but you can call me the guy who's gonna kill that operator and seal the ark!" jay begins to ask "wait how did you-" when bill startles him again, sidling up and wrapping a stretched arm around jay's shoulder. bill states, "oh i know lots about you, jay merrick! more than you put on that channel!" bill points to jay's torso, "i know your trails are getting colder than your body will be in benedict hall!" the next panel shows bill floating, both outstretched hands engulfed in blue flames as he continues, "but if you do something for me, i'll take care of baldy for you. whaddaya say?" jay holds his hands up, uncomfortable. "i.. i don't-" bill's eye turns blue as he tacks on, " did i mention i can fix your friends as well?" he gestures to flaming blue vision of jessica, alex and tim smiling with scribbles over their eyes. the vision changes in the next panel, showing jay amongst them, arm around tim as they all chat happily, eyes still scribbled over. bill speaks again, "haven't you been so lonely?" jay stares up at the vision, the blue reflecting onto his yearning face. bill smugly holds his hand out, covered in flame, saying, "sideburns might have caused all this, but you-" in the final panel he ends with "you can fix it." jay's hesitant hand shakily reaches up towards bill's. end ID.]

Also just. So much bonus stuff under the cut I got outta control

not pictured: hasty bonus comic of more dialogue that ill just transcribe here-

jay: how do i know you're not working together?

bill: i'll level with ya kid- me and him don't exactly see "eye-to-eye"

bill: (grumbling) smug bastard thinks he's so much better just because he's tall...

also bc this is set in the more forgiving gravity falls universe i like to think that the grunkles stop the deal from happening bc they were tracking down evidence that bill might still be around and the grunkles help the mh cast defeat the operator and take them all in hashtag found family. however here's the other outcome to this comic smile :)

[crushedsweets]

What do the proxies think of each other?

this is gonna be kinda messy and disorganized but i got it HANDLED

again, THIS IS ALL MY AU!!! there is a streamline, detailed plot that intertwines, so these characters mingle and grow in ways they probably wouldnt in canon, since different events follow them here O/S Syndrome = Operator/Slender Syndrome, aka slender sickness

Toby: He thinks of Brian and Tim kinda like shitty uncles who only come around every now and again . they used to taunt him a lot cuz toby was always like. annoying, selfish, sarcastic - so it would piss them off, and they'd piss toby off, and then it would be pretty bad. but as toby gets older and calms the fuck down, it gets better between them . he gets pretty sad when they eventually cut him(and everyone) off to move to like, canada or oregon or something.

he likes kate. theyre both outcasts even in a group of creeps and killers and literal monsters.... so toby's always been nice to her. when she refused to come to the cabin, he ended up dragging a mattress over to the mines for her. brings her food, gallons of water, t shirts. she owns random band t shirts that she doesnt even listen to cuz toby gave it to her LMFAOOO . he's the reason kate starts coming and staying at the cabin

Kate: she hates tim. completely cannot stand him. she hates when slendy makes them work together. he's been a dick to her since he met her, because their first time meeting was um. her dragging tim through the forest while he was unconscious. and she was generally part of what tormented him during the events of marble hornets (IN MY AU OBVIOUSLY). he's also uncomfortable because when she kills people she does it with her bare hands. will lick the blood and dirt and grime off her fingers. generally freaky.

she's better with brian. he doesn't remember her tormenting him so much during MH, but he still knows - but he's better at empathizing with her situation. he kinda pieced together what happened to her, while tims just blinded by like. anger and trauma. dont get me wrong, brian is still uncomfortable around her (again, she acts really scary when working), but when she's not working and she just sits there. she looks so tired, and she's so quiet, and its sad. he feels for her.

she likes toby, too. first person to treat her fully like a person after becoming a proxy without her having to like, beg for it (directly or indirectly). again, he brings her things, he's kind to her, laughs with her. he'll tease her and make fun of her but she can tell it's not with ill intent so she'll do it back - she considers him her best friend for a while.

Tim:

HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER HE'S A HATER ok i know i call him an asshole and say he's mean a lot but i legit am not mad at him and i think he is within reason (like 60% of the time) since like. kates dragged his unconscious body through the forest and left him covered in scratches/bruises, toby's almost always throwing the first punch, he's had his entire life derailed for so fucking long, and these kids don't make it any easier- he could've been in kates position, which is the one thing that makes him kinda hesitate when he wants to say smth mean. he usually isnt an asshole unprompted, but he'll always take it the second step.

a lot different for brian. he wanted him dead for a while too. blamed him for a lot of stuff, but at this point he........... has nobody else. brian is his friend. i feel like writing too much about the complication of their relationship kinda takes away from it. theyre roommates, they leave together, they'd fight tooth and nail to stay in eachothers lives. despite everything

Brian:

i feel like i dont have a lot to say about brian since I already described everyone else's relationship...

just to sum it all up with him, he cares more about all three of them then he lets on. but he's also a lot better at showing he cares. he brings some basic groceries and beer and shit over to the cabin pretty frequently, he'll hang around toby and if kates there, ask if she needs anything. she usually just shakes her head, but on the off chance she says she wants like. a specific drink. he kinda feels like he got +1 friendship points with her LMFAOOO . and obviously he jokes around and messes with toby when they're not fighting

and again, same thing with tim. that's his friend. he's missing a LOT of memories from the events of MH, but tim hasn't hesitated in telling him how he feels about it... and he feels bad. it all sucks. even now, he says things he doesnt mean, just because all of the guilt and anger and trauma gets him and tim both riled up. then they go get a drink together and move on

overall, the proxies are pretty messy. brian and tim arent very present anymore, toby and kate are sort of taking on their 'in charge' roles. their relationship slowly mends itself over time, since my AU largely focuses on improvement and recovery and redemption (HOWEVER MUCH THEY CAN ALL THINGS CONSIDERED...), but its still pretty bad

[shitty-mh-aus]

mh but the operator is just the squads really pissed off cat

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[the-s1lly-corner]

ok so hear me out. what about father!masky hearing that Toby is dating daughter!reader.

A teensy bit of NSFW would be fine, like hearing that Toby stole his precious daughter's V-card. (+ and how Toby ended up taking it but that's just a + if you're feeling generous.)

(MASKY AND READERS RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLETELY PLATONIC AND FAMILY-LIKE!!!!)

Father!Masky reacting to child!readers partner being Toby!

Was really debating on whether or not I wanted to answer this since personally I'm a little iffy on writing romantic stuff with toby but I think. Since its not the center piece (?) Of this request I'll let it slide this time

With that said I will say, I'm not sure if my take on the masky/toby dynamic is accurate to most peoples takes since I havent really. Seen much current fan stuff, havent really interacted with the fandom outside of fanart n stuff since 2015 so UHUH!!

Quick warning first portion of this is the admin rambling about their hcs about masky and toby before getting into the actual reader portion; they havent had the chance to talk about their creepypasta hcs in a LONG time 😭😭

Not touching the virginity thing, though sorry anon

Okay the authors note was getting too long but more on how I view the toby and masky dynamic given how I write both characters in my hc/au!

Toby does still try to piss off masky, i think. Since hes just generally an ass and there isnt much else for him to do..

You see I'm still trying to figure out how I wanna write masky and hoodie, since I do wish to honor their roots from MH and mesh together the source with the creepypasta fandoms take.. still trying to hit a balance.. might save that for another post, though! But I do wish to incorporate tim and brian into this as their own thing in my hc I'm just not sure how... anyways summary of what I was gonna say, before I deleted it; masky and hoodie arent around 100% of the time, only really when they're needed or called for. Hoodie is around more, though

Toby, on the other hand is around as a proxy 100% of the time considering. You know he krilled his shitty dad and set his neighborhood on fire

Basically there aren't many opportunities for these two to interact but when he does toby is probably shoving masky, probably trying to snag his mask, ect ect basically doing anything to find a way to entertain and stimulate himself, and that just so happens to include fucking with his fellow proxies

Masky, at least in my writing, is fairly stoic... or at least he keeps his emotions hard to read and every now and then he can be a little unpredictable. Call it a byproduct of being mentally worn down by slenderman in order to work with him, or something

Holds little to no reaction to Toby's antics, actually the only time theres anything dished back to him is when he tries to make a grab for the mask

VERY protective of his mask

Okay moving onto the actual request; regardless of how you end up being his kid.. whether it be found family or biologically.. he would try to be the very best dad he can be.. bonus points if you're a proxy as well, I think you two would train together

Call it a family business/j

I could joke about masky krilling for you, but.... considering that these are creepypasta characters... I dont think it would be a joke

Only saves that for if someone physically harms you though

Dating wise I dont think he would care..

Until he finds out who

Really?

That asshole?

When you tell him it's very hard to decipher his reaction.. hes just

Still

And the mask isnt helping at all

Watches toby like a hawk. Like if this were genuinely any other person I think masky would do some basic sleuthing to see what kind of person your partner is before backing off... but given that he has a personal history of toby being a nuisance, he's more on the fence

Now do I think he would forbid you from seeing him?

Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I mean yeah sure, toby makes his job harder.. but has he really done anything that warrants that? Does he even have the right, even as your father?

You know that meme from monsters uni. Where sully is glaring down at mike while they're walking

That's basically masky and toby after he finds out

Not many thoughts here, I think

[ivi-prism]

Will there be any developments between the DSMP FWT for the AU or are they doomed forever? :0

No.

The end /j

I jest X3 who am i but someone that likes characters to crumble and then try and make sense of things <3

Mr.god complex Dream and paranoid,depressed,extremely tired single dad Fundy would never patch things over.

But thats the thing. Can Mr.God complex face the randomness and sheer vastness of the multiverse and realize he has no power and come out of the other end still having a god complex?

No.

No he cannot.

Coderdy is more familiar with the multiverse (he is a coder he can literally see the fabric of the universe X3) and his leading theory is like all Fundys they are sensible to the multiverse nonesense (glitches and what not) and (dsmp) Fundy linked with him and brought himself and yogi here to escape danger (the whatvering) but since in this universe there was no yogi, universe went “well dream + fundy = yogi” and thats why the pairs ended up switched.

All that knowledge. Fucking breaks dream. Knowing he could have simply be torn appart through a multiversal event. And he is only alive because his ex accidentally saved then he wasn’t even considered to be included in that accidental rescue.

Knowing everything he aspired to have control over doesn’t exist anymore. The places, the things, the people. Breaks him.

Knowing punz is gone. And not just him. But people he had hated so much. And also people he had forced himself to stop caring for. And people he wasn’t aware he would like to simply see again. Breaks him.

Seeing what actual power is, seeing Coderdy modify reality with ease when the extent of his powers was to revive people under specific conditions. Breaks him.

Seeing an alternate version of himself. Happy, care free, recognized and appreciated. Happier than he ever was in his persue. Breaks him.

And after so many world shattering events. It dawns on him. Fundy. His Fundy. His ex fiance is right there. And his son. Is right there. His son he only ever knew existed. Is right there and he is two years old and Dream had never even seen him. And that is all dream knows remains of his old life. That is the first realization that will set him of the path of active change.

Very selfishly mind you. The god complex, self centeredness and the *gestures to the whole cubito* that, is not vanishing just cause man had like 35 existential crisis.

And fundy being resentful, angry and so so so so betrayed is defitnely not going to help things.

If it were up to fundy he’d asked coderdy to just send him and yogi back again and leave Dream stranded there.

Thats not possible cause well there aren’t supposed to go outta your universe like this and if Dream stays, mh!Dre and him will implode. And Fundy recognizes mh!Dre is just an innocent party here that just has the misfortune of being an alternate version of his shitty ex -.-

Dsmp!fwt + yogi will have to go back. And that wouldn’t necessarily mean them fixing things but guess what. This is a crack au :3 i can go “and then!” So whatever happens happens X3.

An smp fucking exploding in a time (space?) anomaly isn’t normal. Fundy wouldn’t like to be captured as a multiverse sensitive person thank you. And Dream doesn’t want to answer for all the EVERYTHING that happened in dsmp.

So easy. Fundy will go to the people that fix things (Hermits) cause if he makes it to Vault Hunters he can keep low profile there while fixing stuff.

Dream doesn’t have anywhere to go (buddy burned all his bridges). That is not Fundy’s problem >.>.

Except it is.

Coderdy can’t send them to two seperate places less that causes more problems >.>

And if Dream passed through VH well that will cause problems for fundy so they are gonna have to figure out what they’ll do beforehand -.-

But they can’t stay here cause this is not their universe so Coderdy is like “oh hey just chill in a pocket dimension while you figure it out”

Dsmp!fwt says “what”

And coderdy shows them his one block skyblock pocket dimension where he has a house where they can stay and solve things without risking imploding.

Through multiversal shenanigans and plot contrivances. They’ll have to co-parent and co-habit and get their shit together

And they will -w-. Slowly X3

Meanwhile you have streamlined!fwt hanging out for like a week and deciding to start their own romcom lmao

[ttarksystem]

Maybe I should make a remake of the shitty-mh-aus blog... I miss it

[pumpkin-nic]

Inspired by @shitty-mh-aus

https://www.tumblr.com/shitty-mh-aus/757192781183827968/everything-is-the-same-but-every-time-the-operator?source=share

[polyhexian]

How does eventually au jasper feel about Lilith after she leaves the coven?

Probably still hates her lmfao. MH Lilith like- they escaped and then they were like. Together. She was no longer mean to him. They helped each other. He immediately considered them all his friends. So he just forgave her. He always does. He can forgive basically anyone for anything. But here- he still doesn't know her. And she's spent Hunter's entire life being shitty to him too. And also- she escaped the coven and she left the fucking child soldier behind.

Yeah no. He does not like her.