#fwt swap au

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Will there be any developments between the DSMP FWT for the AU or are they doomed forever? :0

No.

The end /j

I jest X3 who am i but someone that likes characters to crumble and then try and make sense of things <3

Mr.god complex Dream and paranoid,depressed,extremely tired single dad Fundy would never patch things over.

But thats the thing. Can Mr.God complex face the randomness and sheer vastness of the multiverse and realize he has no power and come out of the other end still having a god complex?

No.

No he cannot.

Coderdy is more familiar with the multiverse (he is a coder he can literally see the fabric of the universe X3) and his leading theory is like all Fundys they are sensible to the multiverse nonesense (glitches and what not) and (dsmp) Fundy linked with him and brought himself and yogi here to escape danger (the whatvering) but since in this universe there was no yogi, universe went “well dream + fundy = yogi” and thats why the pairs ended up switched.

All that knowledge. Fucking breaks dream. Knowing he could have simply be torn appart through a multiversal event. And he is only alive because his ex accidentally saved then he wasn’t even considered to be included in that accidental rescue.

Knowing everything he aspired to have control over doesn’t exist anymore. The places, the things, the people. Breaks him.

Knowing punz is gone. And not just him. But people he had hated so much. And also people he had forced himself to stop caring for. And people he wasn’t aware he would like to simply see again. Breaks him.

Seeing what actual power is, seeing Coderdy modify reality with ease when the extent of his powers was to revive people under specific conditions. Breaks him.

Seeing an alternate version of himself. Happy, care free, recognized and appreciated. Happier than he ever was in his persue. Breaks him.

And after so many world shattering events. It dawns on him. Fundy. His Fundy. His ex fiance is right there. And his son. Is right there. His son he only ever knew existed. Is right there and he is two years old and Dream had never even seen him. And that is all dream knows remains of his old life. That is the first realization that will set him of the path of active change.

Very selfishly mind you. The god complex, self centeredness and the *gestures to the whole cubito* that, is not vanishing just cause man had like 35 existential crisis.

And fundy being resentful, angry and so so so so betrayed is defitnely not going to help things.

If it were up to fundy he’d asked coderdy to just send him and yogi back again and leave Dream stranded there.

Thats not possible cause well there aren’t supposed to go outta your universe like this and if Dream stays, mh!Dre and him will implode. And Fundy recognizes mh!Dre is just an innocent party here that just has the misfortune of being an alternate version of his shitty ex -.-

Dsmp!fwt + yogi will have to go back. And that wouldn’t necessarily mean them fixing things but guess what. This is a crack au :3 i can go “and then!” So whatever happens happens X3.

An smp fucking exploding in a time (space?) anomaly isn’t normal. Fundy wouldn’t like to be captured as a multiverse sensitive person thank you. And Dream doesn’t want to answer for all the EVERYTHING that happened in dsmp.

So easy. Fundy will go to the people that fix things (Hermits) cause if he makes it to Vault Hunters he can keep low profile there while fixing stuff.

Dream doesn’t have anywhere to go (buddy burned all his bridges). That is not Fundy’s problem >.>.

Except it is.

Coderdy can’t send them to two seperate places less that causes more problems >.>

And if Dream passed through VH well that will cause problems for fundy so they are gonna have to figure out what they’ll do beforehand -.-

But they can’t stay here cause this is not their universe so Coderdy is like “oh hey just chill in a pocket dimension while you figure it out”

Dsmp!fwt says “what”

And coderdy shows them his one block skyblock pocket dimension where he has a house where they can stay and solve things without risking imploding.

Through multiversal shenanigans and plot contrivances. They’ll have to co-parent and co-habit and get their shit together

And they will -w-. Slowly X3

Meanwhile you have streamlined!fwt hanging out for like a week and deciding to start their own romcom lmao

[smolfailure]

FUCK IT, DREAM SMP HOMESTUCK AU

but it's only half shitposts and there are actual Thoughts in there.

You don't need to have read the comic to understand because I tried not to spoil anything major, but it'd help if you knew basic stuff about classpects, SBURB and the hemospectrum.

disclaimer: i'm not a good pixel artist and this is my first actual sprites ever so please be kind to my weird pixels

The Kids:

Tommy

Fundy

Techno

Tubbo

tommy, tubbo and fundy one of the kids because they're the kids in dream smp canon (with fundy being son of wilbur)

techno's there because i want to make a dave strider reference (haha get it because techno's name is also da-- *gets shot) and also because they are both coolguys except instead of using irony, techno has adhd

The Trolls:

Wilbur Soohte (fuschia)

?????? Ehrret (violet)

J????? Shlatt (purple)

Nihacu Niikki (indigo)

Skeppy Diamon (cerulean)

Quacki Tthiey (teal)

Philza Myncra (jade)

Dreame Wastkn (lime disguising as olive)

George Notfou (gold)

Sapphe Nahfpe (bronze)

Badboy Haelow (burgundy)

don't come at me saying only females are allowed to be jades and fuschias; gender is fake and this is an au

more of the AU and the talksprites are under the cut:

Tommy

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Red

chaotic. the first person to be introduced.

when he gets introduced instead of the “Zoosmell Pooplord” bit, Tommy is initially going to be the name inputted but then backspaced it and decided that Tommyinnit was better and he was fuming until he’s named Tommy.

Gives me big Blood/Hope vibes. Blood because a lot of the conflict of the dream smp connected to someone breaking his trust or harming the things he cares about, Hope because a lot of the plot of the dream smp stems from Tommy starting shit based on his ideals and what he thinks is right.

the first to instigate fighting against the trolls

bbh contacts him once and tommy keeps cursing until he disconnects from frustration rip

wields Gunkind and his only strife weapon at the beginning is the Vlog gun. He has Gunkind as his strife specibus mainly because he looked up at schlatt and he imitates him.

Fundy

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Orange

it was his idea to play SBURB but only through Dream.

he talks to dream the most among the other trolls fwt stans getcha juice this is the rosemary of the session

dream’s the one giving him exposition about the game so that’s how he knows how to play SBURB.

wilbur trolls fundy once and instantly adopts him.

“You’re my son.” “How does that even work??” “I was one of the people who created your universe. It’s basically the same thing.”

Fundy relents anyway.

Techno

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Pink

dave strider but dead-inside voice + rose lalonde english major vibes

he slices the text box when you try to name him "Dave " like in

techno gives me time player vibes (contantly on the move. his skyblock series, his “stays in the pit” monologue,) but also rage vibes (anarchy,  the “theseus” monologue, political alignment is Chaos) alas i am not sure what class

uses Tridentkind and claims "it came from god"

 it was dream, he accidentally transportalized one of wilbur’s weapon while he testing the transportalizer.

Tubbo

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Green

the jade harley of this session. the only thing keeping them from going apeshit. where would they be without him.

but also jade harley in a sense that he seems nice and wholesome but also don’t fuck with them they can mess you up

Heart/Life vibes??? someone good at classpecting help

i put them in prospit bc of the "tubbo third eye" instead of tubbo having a sixth sense or smth, they see the future from the clouds of skaia when they sleep

wields Stress-relieverKind at some point

bonus: everyone’s actual hair colors

Ideas about the Trolls

no i haven’t done their sprites yet bc it would take so much time and i’m not even sure if people wanna see more of this au skjdkdsakdfkl,, but i have Design Ideas.

events of the dsmp revolution are just a FLARP session drawing parallels to how the homestuck trolls had a FLARP session that spoiler alert: destroyed friendships. dtrio, eret, will are involved. eret betrays will's faction and wilbur's still Bitter over that.

on the context of alternia (highbloods and lowbloods) lmanburg and dreamsmp have their roles SWAPPED.  the emancipation theme thing is completely gone since highbloods are in more power than the lowbloods (the dream team) . 

wilbur made a faction called l’manburg because he wants a place where he and his fellow highbloods could make drugs vibe.they take a piece of land that was owned by the dream team. in normal circumstances, they shouldve stood down because lowbloods aren't supposed to start shit with highbloods (especially a group of highbloods that has the alternian heir among them)  but dream turned it into an activism thing about lowblood rights. the story plays as close as possible without tommy or tubbo in it (which is pretty hard ik but this is the best can do).

like in the dreamsmp revolution, dream kinda let wilbur do what he wants but this time he has more reason to because he’s in a lower caste. dream really only fought back when wilbur announced that he’d be building lmanburg on their land and calling it theirs.

eret betrays wilbur by supporting the lowbloods and wilbur and co. technically won but only because he finally called the drones in, as a reference to how lmanburg absolutely got crushed by the dream team in the smp but technically won. l’manburg keeps the piece of land and the dream team scatter away to find a new home.

wilbur soot's a fuschia because a) he's in a position that has a lot of power, b) yknow how he wrote a song about squids and his thing with sally… yeah.

eret's a violet because nobility!! dream looks down on him because he's ambivalent on fighting for lowblood rights when he's in a power to do so "you just sit there, and you look pretty that's it"

also like eridan he has a minor aesthetic mutation (herobrine eyes) that won't classify him as a mutant.

jschlatt is purple because it makes sense thematically because of the gamzee parallels (a. substance abuse b. if you know what happens in act 6, you know this already but spoiler alert, he ruins the main protagonists' lives) also he's a funnyman he deserves the clown caste

 quackity's a teal because he’s a law student. moving on--

 ok but for real it also makes sense thematically because he's the one who wrote the thing that tricked schlatt into agreeing also he gets manipulated by schlatt which also draws parallels to certain events in the comic

skeppy and bbh are BEST FRIENDS despite being highblood and lowblood respectively. initially, skeppy just wanted to bother bbh but they grew to be good friends in time. y’know like how they actually becane friends :D

philza minecraft is a jade because dad friend. also works thematically, because spoiler alert he gets to murder a seadweller for going batshit crazy. 

he also god tiers early. he dies fighting his quick undead denizen (haha baby zombie) but the consorts of his land carry him to his quest bed because he’s treated them all so well.

dream was initially going to be another caste but then i realized that means i have to make his hoodie something other than green which is unacceptable so its a good thing the fact that he's a lime works out

dream was the one who thought of playing sgrub in the first place- initially only planned to have gogy, sap, and bbh in the session but then realized that they four won't be enough so he invited more into his session

he’s also the first to go godtier ez clap blind speedrun not sure what classpect tho

the only reason why dream avoided being culled at birth for being a limeblood is because his rng is That Good. he quickly picked up the fact that he’s not supposed to exist and masqueraded as an oliveblood and kept mostly to himself to avoid suspicion.

george is still colorblind but he has lazer eyes along with it instead. dream lives with him in the same hive since being a mutant means dream doesn’t get a lusus of his own (dnf fans getcha juice “and they were roommates”) 

despite living in the same hive, he never really figures out that dream is a limeblood. possibly because a) he’s colorblind and when he sees dream bleeding he just sees yellow b) he’s just that fucking oblivious and it’s so valid of him.

sapnap’s a bronzeblood mainly because i know he’s the instigator of the pet war with tommy also because i associate him with the color orang in my mind so bronze it is

that’s the end of this long-ass post!! if you have other ideas PLEASE i want to hear them. i don’t know the other streamers i mentioned in here very well so if you have ideas that would be fitting to them like with classpect or lunar sway that would be GREAT. 

the only thing i’m confident about in here are the kids’ lunar sways. i’m not an expert in classpects and homestuck lore so there’s that too!! i just wanted to make this post because adhd means that the idea wouldn’t shut up until i finished it. This initially started as a single shitpost edit of tommyinnit talksprite but then the hiveswap 2 trailer came out and that means i have to combine my two hyperfixations.

also i have ideas about potential quadrants but idk how much of that is breaking some streamers’ boundaries about shipping (even the non romantic quads such as kismesistude, morallegiance and auspisticism) so i decided not to include it.

edit: apparently people want more so i made a discord server as a place to brainstorm!! please pm me to join!

[ivi-prism]

GOD IVI YOURE A GENIUS, I LOVE ME SOME GAY SHENANIGANS!!!

This genuinely seems like so much fun but imagine Yogurt going “Hm… New dads :3” and REFUSING to go back to the world where his dads hate each other

Ahdndn

Well Yogi is still a tiny fellow like just turned two tiny so i don’t think he’d make the conscious decision X3

But if you allow me let me paint just how confusing the situation may be for him!

He is a very opinionated toddler and defitnely can pick on when his dad is upset and react accordingly,ofc. This will inform a lot about what to do since at that age he still looks at dad to know how to react at situations.

He saw Dad be very apprehensive of mh!Dre so yogi was very apprehensive of mh!Dre as well until his dad relaxed around him. After that he did start getting curious about mh!Dre following around if he could and holding onto his leg.

Mh!Dre who as far as he knows he is jock tm and his life is about hang out with friends and be a lil shit to them, do hunts, be cool af and shenanigans, its uhh… having a ….. moment. He is defitnely struggling picturing himself as a dad. Specially if that comes with the knowledge he

1. Not just flirted with a homie but actively dated someone

2. That someone is Fundy

3. He like actually had a kid with someone (holy shit???)

4. He was going to get married to Fundy

5.He divorced (????) Fundy

6. He abandoned Fundy and this kid

7. Because apparently he is the absolute worse?

Mh!Dre is absolutely terrfied of the situation. He kettle laughs at dick jokes and is basically an athlethe.. what.. what do you mean he was such a scumbag to someone and a for real tyrant? What?

Still is clear Fundy was very stressed so man did help with Yogi as much as he was allowed and could (he is the sort type to see a toddler crying and make them cry more just freaking out by not knowing what to do so he couldn’t do much. Bbh and Sam had to step in lmao)

So Yogi simply saw Mh!Dre as cool strange new guy.

Which tbh isn’t much to Yogi who was raised in isolation so anyone aside from his dad is a strange new person.

Now! Once the two fwt pairs met up Yogi has a moment of staring confused between his dad and coderdy like that video of a baby staring confused to his dad and his twin brother XD.

Yogi instinctively likes Coderdy. That is dad but wack. Neat!

Coderdy is very “oh hey :D hi little guy -w-“ but he sees himself more as a fun uncle than a dad. He will help his counterpat and both Fundy’s are like “this is weird….” But its not as aggravating.

So Coderdy was just new strange dad but not to Yogi. So more like uncle.

And Yogi defitnely was confused about (dsmp) Dream.

He kinda looks like mh!Dre… but dad is misstrustfull of him. But he has a shiney green cape >:0 but no matter if he has tried to approach his dad has not allowed him.

So Yogi is just plain confused >:/

Little guy ofc isn’t sure what is happening but he can tell dad has been stressed and he gets more stressed near the green cape guy. So defitnely he may find it more fun to hang out with Mh!Dre and Coderdy but if he falls he will still go running back to (dsmp) Fundy since that IS dad tm.

And Coderdy and Mh!Dre are thankful for that. Up to like three weeks ago they didn’t know they… had a son (????) and neither is really thinking about that… like they aren’t even together hahah… isn’t that kinda crazy? Them together? With a kid? The multiverse is weird am I right?

[ivi-prism]

Yes absolutely I’ll be so sad if you don’t share

Thanks for always having my back nico XD

So because i create an average 2 aus per day I deal with many versions of the same idiots (c!fundy and c!dream) a lot.

And I have a moment tm where i decided “what if the regular content cubitos =/= the dsmp cubitos”

And immediately i decided it would be hilarious to swap the fundywastaken pairs.

So we have dsmp! Fwt. Aka. The sad fundywastaken. The one where the lads met at dsmp they went on dates and they were gonna get married and didn’t and the dads to Yogi.

And then there is streamline!Fwt. Aka. The silly one. The Fundy that exists in modded mc videos and the dream that exists in mc manhunt videos and the both of them that existed in mcc streams.

This will make more sense in a moment lmao for now bear with me

Fundy: dsmp fatherless depressed insomniac Fundy and dad to Yogi

Dream: dsmp evil motherfucker with the vantablack moral compass that got a nuke dropped on him Dream. Also Yogi’s dad

Coderdy: coder fundy, silly chaos demigod and himbo. Man has codding powers and will use them for evil if funny. This is the same fundy that got banned from mcc.

Mh!Dre: runner from the manhunt runs Dream. Also himbo, hypercompetitive and defitnely airheaded man from mcc

Yogi: cutest little toddler, he was born in dsmp to Fundy and Dream.

Now. The actual au lmao

After the whatevering (aka the flash of light in dsmp that ended it and apparently was not the nuke?) happened. Dream woke up in a word and man was very “what in the FUCK is happening?” He tried his best to get out of that world to no avail until he started finding weirdthings. And from investigating the weird things he came across Coderdy.

Dream was very confused at his ex-fiance being here so he started questioning him. Coderdy in turn had no idea wtf was dream on about. As far as coderdy knows only time he spoke with dream was that time they teamed in mcc9.

Dream gets agitated and asks about Yogi. Coderdy goes “who? :0” Dream attacks him or tries to cause Coderdy disables pvp and tries to calm down dream who is freaking the fuck out even more.

Meanwhile coderdy is just amused and confused. In the end dream will have a meltdown and coderdy is just there like “oh heck i think you are from another universe that explains it”

Dream mr. God complex doesn’t have a fun time being powerless in the presence of someone who actually has god powers and is a version of his ex fiance.

Meanwhile in another side of this same universe, mh!Dre be running from hunters and he saw a fancy house and tried to raid it only to have Fundy attack him. Mh!Dre very confused ends up death which cancells the hunt and sets him +hunters to track Fundy again to see wtf was that. They find Fundy again and they see him with Yogi which is extremly confusing and its very worrying when they approach and Fundy immediatly freaks out.

Mh!Dre is also confused at the things Fundy yelled at him so he determines they can’t leave fundy there since clearly something is wrong.

It takes sometime for Fundy to realize this isn’t his ex. This is a whole different guy. So he does ease and accepts help.

Mh!Dre is happy fundy accepted tho he freaks the fuck out when Fundy confirms Yogi is his son. Mh!Dre is all “WHOA WHAT NOOO” and mentions its not possible since last time they saw eachother it was in mcc.

Fundy realizes this is a whole different universe and he tells mh!dre to take him to the fundy he knows.

Mh!Dre, himbo, has nothing better to do, feels responsible and does.

And thus both fwt pairs meet up and while streamlined!fwt are like: hai… crazy situation huh? *himbo to himbo communication*

Dsmp!fwt doesn’t have as fun reunion with the tension palpable and Fundy absolutely refusing to even let Dream hold Yogi.

Now we gotta get this two back home and they have to go together for crack and plot convenient reasons

Uh oh.

Meanwhile coderdy and mh!dre are about to go through a romcom

And i have more thoughts XD but thats the “short” of it lmao.

I will gladly delve more since I have all day free for this

[ivi-prism]

Someone would like to hear my crack fwt swap au because its been three years after the wedding video and i never let it go?