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being on the mcr bus during the taste of chaos tour and ‘05 warped must’ve sucked so hard. it smells rancid, theres trash everywhere, gerard and bert mccracken are fucking, sucking and leaving a layer of grease on every surface they touch and when they aren’t doing that they are flirting so awkwardly it deals everyone in the radius 20 hp of health damage and then you turn around and have mikey with whatever schlong of the day he’s guzzling on one side and frank iero making sad puppy eyes at whoever he’s failing to be poly with on the other. ray toro stays in his lane so much he doesn’t talk to anyone really, unless he hangs out with another band for a day and does some of the most homo fag shit you’ve ever seen. b slur br*ar is there looking like someone took his batteries out.
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“the memory of a child’s first words never leaves a parent’s mind…’basement’ was yours, Rolan.”
what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck.
#bayouposting#my actual reaction really was to start muttering ‘what the fuck’ repeatedly#shits fucked dude
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#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#riz gukgak#kipperlilly copperkettle#drawing riz in the lava like damn it must be fucking up his hair. this is the kind of priorities I have in art#also kipperlilly being whimsyless is SO funny in a dnd game. like girl this is the do insane shit with no consequence game#freaks?? in my Roleplay Power Fantasy Game???? no way dude what the hells!!!!!!
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard | ▶ dev. Bioware
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age 4#Dragon Age The Veilguard#DA#DA4#myda4#userfenharel#DA4 spoilers#DAV spoilers#DATV spoilers#solas#dude you have no idea my eyes are so fucked right now#like i cant see shit ahahahhahaha#anyways thats the last one
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KENDRICK REALLY SAID "WINNING THE BEEF AIN'T ENOUGH, I WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS TEAM DEAD OR LOCKED UP" 💀💀💀
#STOPPPP#i love following this beef holy shit#drake's being goofy and throwing stupid little jokes and jabs meanwhile kendrick is talking about a TRAFFICKING RING AT OVO#also i can't fucking believe that a second hidden kid hit the graham lineage dude#how did he not learn from the FIRST FUCKING TIME THAT THIS HAPPENED#kendrick lamar#drake#aubrey graham#rap#rap beef
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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#i didnt make this credit to my friend ubro for making the funniest shit alive#they gave me permission to post#ophioglossum reticulatum#biology#meme#botany#i think#ferns#plant biology#plant genetics#dude these guys are so fucked up#acamemeia
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Bucciarati needs a break
#jjba#jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo#narancia ghirga#bruno bucciarati#guido mista#leone abbacchio#jjba part 5#jjba vento auero#yes this is that one lotr clip from the bts thing its so fucking funny#elijah with his big ol blue eyes funny as shit dude
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the quirked up white boy Of Vere
#laurent of vere#captive prince#kings rising#prince's gambit#MY PASTY GUY#i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean#if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos#“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore”#ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX??#I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man.#this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card#i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol#caprisun
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trees, machines, weird mysteries we got freaky fantasies...!!
#dude i fucking love rose. holy shit#alan wake#alan wake 2#night springs#rose marigold#night springs dlc#;drawn#fanart#super happy with this alan pose i freehanded btw. frail and helpless as the forces of darkness intended
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[ID: the "you can excuse racism?" meme format. The first woman is labeled "Duke" and the words have been edited to say "I can excuse eight heads in a duffel bag but I draw the line at littering." The second woman is labeled "Nightwing" and the words have been edited to say "you can excuse eight heads in a duffel bag??" End ID]
#everyone who thinks Duke is some kinda shy soft guy who'd be intimidated by jason or something has no fucking idea what theyre talking about#Jason is DUKE'S emotional support sibling. and the emotion he supports IS in fact rage#everyone start writing Duke as weird and unhinged as the rest of the bats NEOW thats not a normal dude you guys just dont know shit abt him#duke thomas#the signal#jason todd#red hood#batfam#nightwing#dick grayson#duke thomas dc#signal dc#red hood dc#under the red hood#we are robin#boy wonder original#just added an image ID for anyone who needs one. let me know if it needs to be changed at all. not super accustomed to writing them
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Yk this actually started as a second pass at @ratblazer 's DTIYS but I got a little bit excited about light pens and ended up here. At least, I think that's what happened. I got the memory of a gnat, you know how it be
#dc universe#dc fanart#dc#Constantine#john constantine#Love him#y'all he is just So Miserable hes so perfect#art#Ladies#This dudes mental illness is fuckin Unmatched#Hellblazer#Hellblazer no. 50? the bit where it says that the ONLY reason he jates the ravenscar doctors who tortured him for hours every night is#because they wouldnt kill him when they were don#Fuck bro#Shit hits Different#poor bastard#he means the world to me#Lol anyway
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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it
big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”
closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good
he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.
and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.
imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.
he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.
by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.
it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.
imagine that.
all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#tate mcgucket#fiddauthor#ignoring the fact that he’s never depicted wearing a wedding ring. i’m ignoring it#it’s late i hope this makes sense at all#i love fiddleford. i love making him more tragic than he already is#cw cheating#just in case#ik this interpretation isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it KILLS me#emma may and tate are so underrated bc there was no room in the story for them#let me MAKE the room#i may draw them…#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#my writing#ford pines#implied but he is here. poor oblivious homewrecker#i think ford obviously knew and was apprehensive but yk. he’s already hiding shit from fidds anyways what’s one more sin#and then it all goes to hell of course because of a stupid fucking triangle thanks bill#dude if my wife and situationship both left me AND i thought my situationship was about to end the world with his own hubris#i would probably fold to the memory gun too
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one of the things that's the most fucking frustrating for me about arguing with climate change deniers is the sheer fucking scope of how much it matters. sweating in my father's car, thinking about how it's the "hottest summer so far," every summer. and there's this deep, roiling rage that comes over me, every time.
the stakes are wrong, is the thing. that's part of what makes it not an actual debate: the other side isn't coming to the table with anything to fucking lose.
like okay. i am obviously pro gun control. but there is a basic human part of me that can understand and empathize with someone who says, "i'm worried that would lead to the law-abiding citizens being punished while criminals now essentially have a superpower." i don't agree, but i can tell the stakes for them are also very high.
but let's say the science is wrong and i'm wrong and the visible reality is wrong and every climate disaster refugee is wrong. let's say you're right, humans aren't causing it or it's not happening or whatever else. let's just say that, for fun.
so we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making the earth cleaner, and then it turns out we didn't need to do that. oops! we cleaned the earth. our children grow up with skies full of more butterflies and bees. lawns are taken over with rich local biodiversity. we don't cry over our electric bills anymore. and, if you're staunchly capitalist and i need to speak ROI with you - we've created so many jobs in developing sectors and we have exciting new investment opportunities.
i am reminded of kodak, and how they did not make "the switch" to digital photography; how within 20 years kodak was no longer a household brand. do we, as a nation, feel comfortable watching as the world makes "the switch" while we ride the laurels of oil? this boggles me. i have heard so much propaganda about how america cannot "fall behind" other countries, but in this crucial sector - the one that could actually influence our own monopolies - suddenly we turn the other cheek. but maybe you're right! maybe it will collapse like just another silicone valley dream. but isn't that the crux of capitalism? that some economies will peter out eventually?
but let's say you're right, and i'm wrong, and we stopped fracking for no good reason. that they re-seed quarries. that we tear down unused corporate-owned buildings or at least repurpose them for communities. that we make an effort, and that effort doesn't really help. what happens then? what are the stakes. what have we lost, and what have we gained?
sometimes we take our cars through a car wash and then later, it rains. "oh," we laugh to ourselves. we gripe about it over coffee with our coworkers. what a shame! but we are also aware: the car is cleaner. is that what you are worried about? that you'll make the effort but things will resolve naturally? that it will just be "a waste"?
and what i'm right. what if we're already seeing people lose their houses and their lives. what if it is happening everywhere, not just in coastal towns or equatorial countries you don't care about. what if i'm right and you're wrong but you're yelling and rich and powerful. so we ignore all of the bellwethers and all of the indicators and all of the sirens. what if we say - well, if it happens, it's fate.
nevermind. you wouldn't even wear a mask, anyway. i know what happens when you see disaster. you think the disaster will flinch if you just shout louder. that you can toss enough lives into the storm for the storm to recognize your sacrifice and balk. you argue because it feels good to stand up against "the liberals" even when the situation should not be political. you are busy crying for jesus with a bullhorn while i am trying to usher people into a shelter. you've already locked the doors, even on the church.
the stakes are skewed. you think this is some intellectual "debate" to win, some funny banter. you fuel up your huge unmuddied truck and say suck it to every citizen of that shitbird state california. serves them right for voting blue!
and the rest of us are terrified of the entire fucking environment collapsing.
#spilled ink#writeblr#i hope it is clear here that i actually very much care about equatorial countries#and that's part of what makes me so angry bc im like. climate refugees exist.#they've existed for a while!!!#and the reply is almost always ''should have thought about that before living on an island"#like fuck dude. do you need to like how people vote before ur like#your entire house shouldn't burn down each summer????#so many of these people make it their life to mock california that they think it's FUNNY#and im like. girl you should be fucking trembling. TEXAS??? ARE YOU LISTENING??#this is one of those times that like. i need to stress how fucking stupid it would be#to let trump win. bc he could have “reached across the aisle.” covid could have been#a MASSIVE commercial success. he has such a huge and bigoted and brainwashed following.#literally just a PR campaign called COWBOY UP and it's pictures of cowboys in bandanas#trump reinvisioned as the lone ranger fighting for the american people against covid. EASY SELL#and instead. companies bought him. it became political. it was not ''oh shit this is 1 enemy let's all be human''#it was ''you deserve to die.''#climate change should be GLOBAL. it should be like ''yeah i hate u but. we do all live here''#i don't have to LIKE my group members to do well on a team project bc we are ALL getting graded.#is that simple enough of an under-explaination lol
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Eggman: @beauh
Editor: https://twitter.com/Manipichu1 - Stelle
art by the AMAZING @eggritos
I would quit in metal's position tbh that compliment is never coming ever.
#sth#eggman#comic dub#solo dub#voiceover#sonic the hedgehog#dr. eggman#dr. robotnik#dr. ivo robotnik#dreggman#dr robotnik#metal sonic#modern eggman#modern metal#mission was shit#that mission was fucking shit#no seriously#like#damn dude#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#sonic fancomic#sonic fan comic#sonic fan comic dub#sonic comic dub#sonic frontiers
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something bad’s about to happen to me
why i feel this way, i don’t know maybe
#tgaa#tgaa chronicles#tgaac#art#great ace attorney#the great ace attorney#dgs#fanart#herlock sholmes#sherlock holmes#dgs sherlock holmes#dai gyakuten saiban#lyric quotes#dark red by steve lacy#idk i had this visual stuck in my head for a couple of days#dgs2#dgs2 spoilers#i feel like after really marinating in whatever the fuck happened in 2-5 i have come to realize how scary this man is#i’ve been watching a play through to see if i can catch anything i couldn’t on my own play through and like#dude he drops so many hints and foreshadowing it’s fucking crazy how the fuck do you know all of this mr sholmes!!!!#he will always be a silly character but i cannot help but remember how genuinely unsettled i was by the way he acted at the end of 2-2#and also the time in the waxwork museum where he was questioned by susato and ryunosuke#where his trolling characteristics were basically implied to be a bit of an act#and i was like. damn. holy shit. because i almost fell for that act too. i almost believed him until he said smth like#‘but that won’t fly with you’ or something and ryunosuke affirmed it by saying that anyone else could’ve made a mistake but not mr sholmes#augh. he’s just a really good character ok
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