#shitposty thing

[clairical-error]

Games are too big

Inspired by installing BG3 all day, I had a look through my games library for what the other largest games I own are because 138 GB is fucking ridiculous. the closest any other game got was GTA 5 at 109 GB. So a short list of how many of other games in my library fit in the space of BG 3 XCOM 2 x 1.84 Elden Ring x 2.81 Fallout 4 x 3.53 RE Village x 4.46 Skyrim Special Edition 9.66 Neverwinter Nights Enhanced Edition 15.54 GMod x 36.32 SIGNALIS x 144.51

[taciturn-star]

I have witnessed your ISAT art request post

I offer:

This meme but Bonnie tossing the Craft Bomb

WAIT WHO GAVE THE KID A BOMB-

[humming-fly]

Theatre Kid (Derogatory)

[total-drama-brainrot]

i found ur "p!Noah singing "The Red Means I Love You"" idea interesting and i absolutely love the concept of Chris asking for a song and Noah just jumping to the front with the most maniac grin on his face, and nobody stops him cause they're too afraid to so they just let the guy have his solo LMAO but i have to ask, if he did sing this song, given its a song to be directed at a singular person [or multiple people, if he goes around and singles out one person at a time], who would the person he sings it to be? or would he just sing it to sing it? [imagining him forming a kick-line at some point and cackling]

See I've always had a hard time envisioning Noah willfully singing for any reason- and that applies to all Noahs- save for maybe spite, monetary compensation and/or dedication to The Bit (and even then, I really doubt canon Noah would be committed enough to a joke to 'humiliate himself' by singing). He does sing along to the compulsary songs in canon, though he's not a frequent voice amongst the regular performers.

But p!Noah is pretty much all about committing himself fully to The Bit, so he'd probably jump at the chance to have his own solo song if said solo song was something along the lines of "The Red Means I Love You", or "I Can't Decide", or anything that's gruesome/gorey enough to cause discomfort to his competitors. Bonus points if he gets to demonstrate what he's singing!

As for who he's singing to? ... I have no idea.

I'm a bit (a lot) of a multishipper, and I usually leave my AUs fairly vague when it comes to what romances it'll include (if any) unless said romance plays an integral part in the whole concept of the AU itself. In the case of the Psycho Noah AU, I haven't really put much thought into how relationships would work- let alone which ship would be 'canon' to the AU.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is; it's up to the reader themself to fill in the blanks with their preferred Noah ship!

Saying that, having Noah sing an inherently romantic (if a little violent/fucked up) song without actually dedicating it to anyone is. Really funny. Maybe he's singing to the audience themselves, as yet another way to tease/toy with them?

(And the idea of him somehow roping the others into a kickline is hilarious, though I have no idea how he'd manage it. Not that I doubt he could.)

[realjem]

figuring out how to set up a pngtuber has gone well

[downthedraincomic]

I have mentioned this once before but I'm going to be uploading the Written Version of the down the drain backstory-

Because it's FINISHED!! In a way... (I still need to edit and proof read half of it guhh)

Yeeeaah I was going to make it a long comic like how I'm doing part 1 but that's just... Not gonna work because it's taking way too long already. I dont want to take 1000years to tell my story, y'know? There will still be comics ofc, but I really just want to make them of my favorite/key moments within the story.

Soooo if you like splatoon fics that are long, slice-of-life, mostly comedic/drama, spanning over multiple years, character study (?) It Gets Worse™ type stories featuring lots of sketches and art, maybe you'll like it. The whole thing is also uhh... just under 70k words. Which is a lot eeeug BUT it was damn fun to write and if you are interested in reading I hope you enjoy it... Whenever I release it which will be soon (i swear)

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The Lighting of the Beacons

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) - dir. Peter Jackson

[luckypies]

Totally forgot to post the full comic here whoopsieeeeee

Closer looks under the cut uwu who woulda thought error would finally win XD

When i get the energy I'll definitely make it not a sketch, but for now here it shall stay

[smug-puppy]

Dracula but it's a Smiler au where Dr Seward works for the ministry and Renfield is a smiling advocate. Dracula is Dr Kelman (and I'm not sure how that fits exactly but Kelman gives Dracula vibes so just roll with it idk)

[gummy-sharks666]

I love shitposting and being whimsical and funny abt hobbyani

[cosmicrot]

[citrusinicake]

why cant i just mind beam my ideas into reality

[oddogoblino]

You know, it's actually really ironic people are using voice AI for sonic characters for any serious means. Using it for Sonic the hedgehog of all franchises- This is the most painfully un-self aware, ironic thing sonic fans could do.

Sonic's whole thing is fighting Eggman & stopping him from replacing organic life with machine. Freeing flickies & other wild animals from being used to power them. Why in about the archie comics era, Eggman even robotized mobians to make them work for him mindlessly.

Robitizing mobians to work for him mindlessly....replacing organic life with machine...Kinda like..using AI to replace human voice actors and use their AI-ed voices to say whatever they want.

[wjbs-aus]

No-one: Mark INFRA after reading two paragraphs about how the Stalburg Cabbage-Farmers' Coalition have been embezzling funds in order to buy napalm so they can put the other farmers out of business: "Intriguing..." *ethereal musical sting* but also, Mark INFRA after reading a single-sentence memo about how sanitation engineer Jorgen B. Denton forgot to order more beer so the valves haven't been fixed for a month: "Intriguing..." *marginally less-ethereal musical sting* and the immortal; Mark INFRA after taking a photograph of a really serious structural fault in the building that contains an important piece of infrastructure that the citizens of Stalburg need to have functioning in order to live: *literally nothing*

[icharchivist]

French Lefties are on another level, in order to promote the new leftie alliance in order to counter the far right majority in the next elections, people have been working on promoting the alliance no matter what

..... with a visual novel/romance/dream daddy inspired dating game.

i'm losing my goddamn mind

[queer-reader-07]

do y’all have those things you do with your parents that are so routine that you forget that it’s not “normal”?

because for me it’s definitely that my dad and i email each other memes. and not in a “my dad is technologically inept” way, my dad has an engineering degree and has worked in tech for over 3 decades. no it’s more of a “he’s TOO technologically literate to not email me memes” way.

he only has facebook on his computer, so instead of figuring out how to get the memes to his phone to text them to me, he saves the images and emails them to me. and i love it but i do oftentimes forget that getting emails with shitpost memes from your father isn’t exactly normal