#shitposts when I was bored

[dilaneko]

[Repost]

Grøh and friends shitposts/memes/art trends compilations I made for Twitter so far (1/???)

Thinking to start posting these on Tumblr. More incoming. 😅

[melonyfelonyfellonme]

Less than a week away (feels bizarre to say wtf)

[misscammiedawn]

it's important to have a time loop code phrase, something that if someone says "I'm in a time loop, you have to believe me!" you tell them the code so on their next loop they say the code and you believe them.

Thing is your codes are weak and easily guessed or circumvented by tricksters and pranksters alike.

It needs to be a multi-factor authentication cipher that you never explain or you'll only get to share each code once or someone comes up to you and says a thing and you wonder if you posted online about it at some point.

I recommend a word and date based equation combo. Like mine for today could be "Snake 3443" because today is 10/24/2023 so 10+24 20+23 = 3443.

Of course, now I've told you that I have to change my equation cipher.

It's wise to add in a third factor by day of the week and add some "you'd only know this if I told you in a time loop scenario" kind of thing.

You may think that is a lot of plates to keep spinning but I want you to keep your eye on the prize and think of the unhinged look on your friends face as they approach you for in their perspective is the twelve billionth time as they say "Snake 3443, Mittens on the 4th floor, Tuesday is Jazz Day and if the current minute of the day is an odd number it's Pineapple and if it's even it's anchovy. I hate you and I wish we weren't friends, no that's not part of the password but do you have any idea how frustrating it is to do this every single fucking day and I promise there is no question you can possibly ask me that will make you believe me any further so can we just get on with this?"

It's worth it. Trust me.

I know.

[hancocksbestgirl]

not to be a hancock girlie on my hancock themed sideblog but i think that portraying him as ONLY "tee hee hee, weed uncle high" is really doing his character a disservice. send tweet

[cult-of-lilith]

I'm dehydrated, squirt in my mouth

[brilledcheese]

"Two-Face, Part 2" in a nutshell (featuring a poorly edited meme)

(Reupload due to error) :,(

[gurggggleburgle]

the reason why Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan can't attic wife each other in their house and never leave is that they don't have internet or anything else around to help keep them moving. I think we chalk too much of Shen Qingqiu being a super productive person post transmigration often too much to reading into things and treating his unreliable narration as fact.

But like, what is he supposed to do all if not actually go outside and talk to people and get a job. Luo Binghe needs to do things other than be a housewife for his own sanity so he doesn't cabin fever. He can't live focusing his day around a singular person being in the room its not healthy and would drive him insane. These are not overly productive constantly doing things people. These are people doing things to make sure they aren't malaise slugs feeling nothing in their day to day drudgery.

This is just what a healthy post/pre internet mental state kinda looks like.

[skyenish]

I drew some twst characters as my little pony characters (part 2, Heartslabyul edition)

[xxlady-lunaxx]

ok listen. i spun for random ship and it was those three ok. but i didnt know what to draw

[aashiyancha]

Actual footage of their first kiss

[vexedmilky]

[hozierawakening]

Me: (Hozier’s Say My Name cover comes up on shuffle)

[cometblaster2070]

ever after high should've had some sort of fuck ass musical special where they parodied either heathers with apple as heather chandler OR they should've parodied phantom of the opera with apple and raven and no I will not elaborate further goodbye.

[fell-maverick]

This started out as just this serious doodle at work of a possible moment during the Elf Wars, (Yes I Know X didn't have the robe during the EW, but I LIKE the robe.) And then everything below the read more happened.

Warning: Below contains Fell's sense of humor, use of the word homina, and a suggestive comment

Why Zero REALLY sealed himself away for 100 years after the Elf Wars.

(also there is no way in hell I was gonna draw X's angel/bee form off the top of my head during work.)

*YEETS AND RUNS*

[sarah-kings]

Art university is great because you'll be drawing memes and art and who knows what vague references on a whiteboard with your classmates while the professor isn't there

Anyway here is my absolute masterpiece that I speedran while balancing myself on a chair so this drawing would least likely get erased for being up too high to reach

[quathxr]

what if the Odyssey is just a dude in an office job who’s daydreaming about going home to his wife and son.