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5hark-byt3 · 8 months ago

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Callie this is why you lost your gas station privileges

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quathxr · 1 month ago

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what if the Odyssey is just a dude in an office job who’s daydreaming about going home to his wife and son.

#epic the musical #odysseus #mythology #shitposting #this is a joke #but like….#i come up with random crap all the time when I’m bored #It’s reasonable #The whole thing is just calling out modern society #And the concept of a 9 to 5 job #And how isolating and frustrating the work is

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gayalanwake · 8 months ago

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I saw the movie Twister today for shits and giggles and it rlly pissed me off . that is not how you do dialogue! IM STEALING SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!

#I’ll probably get rlly scared i posted this #not bc anybody gaf about Twister #but bc im acting like I Know Something #and im not confident in my writing knowledge #but like….#dude

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fruitysmellz · 2 months ago

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It’s like that with him 🤣

#shaman king #shaman king flowers #L I S T E N #he is a good villain okay #but is he really a villain???#when he kinda stupid???#and not stupid evil btw #but like….#stupid adorable???#one must never forget #that he forgot to read the rules and regulations of his own skills #and as such he got his ass kicked

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mydemonsyourangels · 11 months ago

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im sorry but if my boyfriend let me move in with him only to immediately kick me out…like i ain’t coming back

#she moved all of her stuff #all of her boxes #and possibly already started the process of getting someone to rent her place #like yes i get it #relationships are complicated #and you make adjustments and fumble along together #but like….#that was a lot of boxes #911 abc

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dialoversbrainrot · 1 year ago

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maybe they’re right when they say you stick to that one hyperfixation you had at 13

#diabolik lovers #it’s been 10 years…#on and off that’s true #but like….#i’ll spend months not giving this franchise a second thought and then fixate on it for like two weeks #which is fine bc i feel like i’m reading for the first time everytime

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helenofblackthorns · 1 year ago

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one of these days I’m going to reread tlh just to figure out the timeline and you can hold me to that

#I’m very tempted to start like. right now but I definitely should NOT be doing that #but like….#I wanna see if I can figure out the exact dates of things like Kit’s death etc #because it’s 2 days(?) after the Christmas Party but I don’t think it’s ever mentioned the party’s on Christmas #and it’s fairly common to have parties on the 24th etc #who knows maybe he died on Christmas 🤪#ngl that would be kinda funny. given his name is yknow. Christ(opher) lmao #bella talks #the last hours #tlh #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

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elibean · 1 year ago

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Reddit’s going off again about LG and CXS just being bros…

#text post #taking psychic damage #there is a well thought-out response about them being platonic and male friendships etc etc #but like….#lg went back to the past for him #how could…how could that not be romantic #i don’t understand 😭#then there’s someone else calling out fujoshis which really grinds my gears

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kisakunt · 1 year ago

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this is gonna shock everyone including me but reading posts and dms on here from when i was manic as fuck and i may have been in the wrong about some things 😭

#like i believe in my morals and the big discourse whatever that shit was i stand w my opinion #but like….#girl you needed a hospital #LMFAOOO #i will not apologize for saying kys tho like who doesn’t #anyway yeah i was actually delusional and insane so word #i was so embarrassing i cannot believe i showed my face #can’t cope rn am literally losing my mind

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louisisalarrie · 1 year ago

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louis with the anarchy tattoo and harry with a shaved head????? and the 20th anniversary of the repeal of section 28 ?????? they gonna do it, i double dare them

#like #I’ve been saying for the last 13 years “oh this happened they’re close to coming out!!!#but like….#this is pretty wild this time

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ap-reblogs · 2 years ago

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#I’m sorry but Disney….#Disney is making Star Wars boring #it’s getting BORING #even the casting choices!#Mary Elizabeth Winstead???? fr???#she’s great but she’s… wrong #so much of the casting is wrong #these people are too… Already Stars #where is the WEIRD casting #the unknowns who got dragged out of a dumpster behind a denny’s #or who are successful character actors but the kind where they always melt into their role #these casting choices all feel like marketing decisions #which like fine fair I get it I guess #but like….#everything is starting to feel aggressively like a Product™️#and it’s just hard to take joy from that ☹️

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roanniom · 1 year ago

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Aaaaaaand the guy who inspired First Date just texted to reschedule again. For about the 4th/5th time.

He went “you can totally tell me to F off since I’ve been so flakey” and I said “you’re making it really hard not to.” He explained his reason, something for work, and we’re in the same industry.

And unfortunately I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt one final time because I’m a fucking idiot who had a good hook up and is never attracted to real life people so I’m desperately chasing something that might not even be worth what those two drinks that night made it seem like. If this was a friend going through this I would have forced her to block him weeks ago and yet here I am.

#essentially told him that this is his last chance and he said he’d use it wisely and thanked me for being so nice #but like….#I need to evaluate where in the fucking dirt my self worth is that I am allowing this

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sunlightfeeling · 2 years ago

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so im still watching the tokyo friend park II episode (i know lol)

and…he…😪

every

fucking

time

just…dude…dudeee

#you can guess #plz read my earlier ramble today about pattern detection in autism if you’re curious how-why i basically have a radar for this #✨natural born talent✨#but like….#how is he fucking real lmfao dude gtfo #man i hate this…pattern…genuinely still cant believe my brain fucking radar guns this shit #like this is ALL affectionate and in good fun PLUS im mostly making fun of my brain like we latch onto to the dumbest shit dont we bud?#but i will probably post vague things like this because i actually cannot believe how many times this shit is cropping up #i cant be silent anymore and im sorry lmfao #but it is genuinely in good fun

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