#shitpostings

[bluberimufim]

Damn, I haven't written anything since last year

[zooted-puppy]

I hope Santa's elves have enough horny dogboys to put underneath every freak's tree. If not, hmu

[frontmansdefender]

[itisiives]

[senorbouquet]

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[botanyshitposts]

so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[bluberimufim]

His ass IS doing NaNo

[vile-images]

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy