#shitposting at 9am

[glossykris]

emo band and a young christian couple

[milesofstars]

im firmly of the belief that batmans cape is just a hotspot for batkids, in the same way as if you touched a spider and a load of mini spiders just erupt from nowhere and you go WTF?? thats batman.

he goes somewhere on a regular justice league mission and then by the end hes just like "alright time to go to the batcave" and suddenly 6 fully grown adults and a child pop out and are like "can we get batburger on the way" and every jl member loses their shit

[ping-ski]

thanks for hosting the magma @flowysgonemad !!

it's always fun to draw and chat with you :3

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

Powder who stole Jayces notebook, which I'm pretty sure we all agreed was also partly his diary and sketchbook filled with drawings of Viktor.

Powder in season 2 meeting Viktor: *He looked less purple in the book, wtf* You're a stupid fortune cookie

[mudkipper]

[starlit-supposedly]

My eye bags currently have their own emotional support eye bags, and they are grateful for the companionship in these trying times-

[affectionatecorpse]

My ADHD ass when I want to keep moving around but whoever I'm with starts chatting with someone I don't know for more than 10 seconds:

[erik-christine]

"your fear, your terror, all of that is just love and love of the most exquisite kind, the kind which people do not even admit to themselves”

[vero-niche]

i think it could be funny if your phone sent a notification if you were listening to the same song as the person next to you. like a full screen "it's a match!" dating app style pop-up. i think it would create new and exciting joys as well as issues

[yunalai]

sett and akali are equal in What?

[oriborealis]

I have been in A&E for the last 8 hours and there have been like 3 fresh outta the womb babies and 8 screaming toddlers, this is my personal hell

[antics-of-a-spiteful-stickbug]

Just walked a (6km) 1.5 hour walk to the store for cream

My feet hurt, but by god do I need my evening coffee, and if no one else is gonna take it upon themselves to buy cream, I damn well will

[spiderwarden]

i'm cold and my bed is calling me back but as I go just imagine this.

Minthara getting home in modern from a long day, it's 2am, she undoes the lady tie, pulling the bun on her head a little loose, as she starts to unbutton the front of her shirt. She turns to the counter and picks up a wine bottle and the filled wine glass in the other hand as she makes her way the living room. She HUFFS as she sits on the couch, knees spread to make room for the BDE, as she sips the wine from the glass. Leans forward to set the bottle on the glass table, and plucks the remote. Turns on the TV. What is she watching? Comedies. The Office maybe, something stupid. Maybe even those adultish cartoons like Family Guy, King of the Hill, Bob's Burger, etc. She has a tier list of favorite comedies, a top 20, where the top 5 are the go to and the other 15 are in case the first 5 are unavailable. She is not laughing, but every now and again there is a chuckle and a short smile as she drinks from the glass balanced on her knee.

[sdnslover]

Thursday night

Drinking kids champagne at almost 9pm

THE BEST FEELING>>>>

EDIT: IT'S 00:05 AM AND WE'RE ALL DRUNK HELP

[doesnotloveyou]

you guys remember the pineberry? this exotic, viral fruit that lookeddeceptively like a strawberry but tasted like "pineapple" and only grew in idk the netherlands or somehint, that pineberry. so the other day i tried one. i saw a whole SHELF of them at the store and i thought "wow that's so extravagant to see at meijer" (the price should've been the tip 0ff) and i thought it would be soooo cultured of me to try them and experience a new fruit (yet too chicken to try lychee) so i buy a box of these berries. andi take them home and i wash them and i bite into one and it's like

"huh. this tastes like...a tart strawberry"

they taste like underripe strawberries and they're white so they even look like the little strawberry fists that have just seen the light of day. eating a pineberry is just the experience of eating a whole adult strawberry but with the sharp flavor of a baby strawberry. and i'm annoyed by this and the packaging implies these pineberries—of which i have a whole container—were grown locally in the USoA so i google "pineberries" to get some kind of backstory as to why i was sold inFeriOR pineberries and..........they're just geneitcally modified strawberries. from the US. some american was like "i know, what if i took a strawberry but made it white?"......as if that isn't the most american thing to say ever....like othello. "othello, but white" ... "okay and the rest of the cast is black?" - "nononono, everything stays the same except we take othello and make him white. y'know like a pineberry"

[smthwentwrong143]

the special interests have become special and interesting