#shit slytherins do

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way

[noelles-legacy]

My love Ominis,

Just a little drawing in another style I’ve done, still just trying it out rn. It’s definitely different art than some of my other stuff, but I thought it was still cute.

I sketched this up after work and came back to it today wondering wtf I was on that I was able to sketch that (I’ve been having crazy art block so I was genuinely so surprised)

Anyways… enjoy a little Noelle and Ominis content 🖤💚

[justsumtransdude2000]

And what if I wrote ATYD but for the Skittles? Huh? What if I write half a million words about Barty Crouch Jr. pinning over his bsf (and maybe Regulus' brother - hear me out!)?? Huh?? What if I write Regulus dying and Barty having to watch and it finally pushing him over the edge because Reggie was all he had left and he thought he was being careful??? What then??

[graaaaaayy]

tell me which fandom was your entire childhood without telling me what fandom was your entire childhood.

i’ll go first.

ahem.

[toupee-or-nottoupee]

my new rot is making sharp & ronen take in sebastian at the end

[versailles-black]

Hogwarts Legacy Band AU!

I got inspired so my brain came up with a whole ass alternate universe where the Slytherin’s are a popular indie band! Sebastian as lead guitarist, ominis as rhythm guitarist and Imelda as the drummer.

My Mc, Versailles is a nepo baby pop-star who took interest in the band.

Taking the opportunity that Anne sallow (the lead singer) fell ill, leading to the bands tour getting cancelled, Versailles attempts to join the band as a replacement for Anne.

Obviously ominis is not so thrilled with the idea but maybe a particular show will change the blind guitarist heart (ala camp rock style lmao an idea all thanks to choccy 🤣)

——

This will not be the last comic on this because I’m delusional and my brain already came up with a whole ass story line 😭

Ps, I based the band’s vibe to Måneskin and Arctic monkeys and Versailles’ as Olivia Rodrigo or Avril Lavigne.

[bimafe]

barty: *does fuckin' shit*

someone: what's he doing?

evan: barty casting chaos as usual.

barty: only when i'm bored.

dorcas: so all the time.

[tentaclecats]

remus and barty are parallels. that is all. (that is not all i will now tell you why in detail)

remus? known to be the "smart marauder" despite the harold porter books directly stating that james and sirius were the smartest students in their year

barty? known as "chaotic" and "insane" and "unhinged" and many other affectionately meant terms that do not lend themselves naturally to intelligence- despite it being harold porter books canon that barty crouch jr. was incredibly smart and took all 12 OWLS supplied by hogwarts, (hermione only took 10, AND SHE HAD A TIME TRAVELING DEVICE!!)

no this is not all, by the way, remus? the last marauder left alive after the first war. barty? the last skittle left after the first war.

the difference here is remus was well adjusted enough to not lose it and seek revenge. (he shouldve, dumbledor deserves to get punched, but still), and barty locked moody in a trunk for an entire schoolyear for killing evan.

they could've been the same person. the situations were just unfair??

[slyterinthings]

To a random person who offended them:

Slytherin: I was gonna slap you but my hands are too small and probably wouldn't hurt too much.

Person:

Slytherin : So now I'm gonna have to curse you.

Person: listen here you little-

Slytherin: CRUCIO-

[shamefulhpblog]

You know if jkr was just slightly better at metaphors and themes and lessons, she could’ve had Harry befriending a Slytherin, like deadass any Slytherin, to show her young readers how to overcome biases and your parents expectations or whatever and then the parseltongue thing would’ve also been a way nicer touch. Because the snakes like him and talk to him and help him, you see?

[aithusarosekiller]

Why are some lightning era fans so shocked when Dorcas and Regulus are my favourite characters 😭 'they can't be your favourite characters if they weren't even in it' sorry didn't you guys literally invent matteo riddle or whatever his name is and now you all say he's canon so you can be horny about him

And that other guy lorenzo

It's the exact same concept, leave my angels alone

[oneluckygoose]

To those here for the fic, I've got a little snippet, and a title for you!

Title: House of the Rising Suns

Snippet:

“Don’t do anything to give them a reason, alright Reg?” Sirius had whispered to him far into the night. The thought of leaving his brother all alone made bile creep up his throat. No one to take the blame, no one to face the consequences for him. Sirius felt something like fire burn in his chest at the thought of coming home over the holiday to a Regulus with streaks of gray in his hair. He had to qualm it quickly, for that fire wasn’t characteristic of a Slytherin. Sirius had to be a Slytherin, he had to.

[the-best-slytherin]

"I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though,"

Heyo! The names Luna, I'm the best slytherin, if you didn't read my user

No, I'm not egotistical, I'm just stating facts. Ignore the big text in the beginning

Anyway, here's a little about me

Name: Luna Dark

Age: 15

House: Slytherin

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: Any

Sexuality: Aroace

Bestie!!!: @yourfavoritehufflepuffgirl

You might be wondering why I think I'm the best slytherin. Well, truth is, most Slytherin's I know are huge asshats, and I try not to be

So here we are

Yeah, it's a bit egotistical, but I don't see how that's a problem!

Oh yeah, forgot to mention I'm super obsessed with space

I'll probably rant about that on here

ooc:

Sup! The person behind the acct is @/thementallyillapollochild

This takes place in the marauders timeline!!

Tags:

#luna talks space ☆ space related posts

#the best slytherin around is here ☆ ic posts

#im too underpaid for this shit ☆ ooc posts

#you...you weren't meant to see this ☆ lore posts (very rare)

Hope you enjoy this blog :]

Slytherin divider: @thekaidlerwheel

Space divider: @animatedglittergraphics-n-more

Headers: @sayre-m

The square icons are from Pinterest!

[dragonsdendoodles]

What peculiar country would you like to know about that Ransom haven't told us about yet? For example, about peculiar Africa, Asia, etc.

Do you have any ideas about other peculiar countries?

I would LOVE to see peculiar Asia and Oceania personally. I’m an art student and their art has always been among my favorites, and peculiardom at least in my understanding leans into those same eccentricities that artists like to, so I’d love to see how those regions specifically handle peculiarity

Unfortunately I am a Dumb American who has left the country once and literally never been good at a social study that is not art history specifically so I don’t have any ideas on peculiar countries we haven’t seen, but I do know America pretty well and I like to think outside of the clans’ areas (*cough* Ryder is a Texan *cough*) it’s probably similar to how the Harry Potter fandom jokes about America and the lack of secrecy pact or whatever it’s called. Very redneck, very drunk-idiots-“hey-look-at-this” and oh god now something’s on fire whoops

[nobleflowers]

I hate hate hate those marauders fans who make you feel bad about liking a certain character/ship just bc they don't like them.

Like just bc you don't like jily or jegulus or Barty/Evan/Snape doesn't mean you have to make people feel bad. Some fans attack creators in their comments (on TikTok) over these opinions and it's so annoying like please stop.

[batcavescolony]

I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.