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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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I understand bill cipher bc if I fumbled Stanford pines I’d also start the apocalypse
#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#shit post#obviously a joke#bc Ik he didn’t start the apocalypse bc he fumbled ford#he fumbled fire bc he wanted to start the apocalypse#all I’m saying is#as an ace lesbian Stanford pines could still get it#he’s on my list of 3 men who could get it#lunarrosette’s shit
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He’s got plans
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i think about your genderbent stan every. single. day. as well as your fem fiddlestan. what have you done to my braiin /pos they just live up there now
Honestly.. me too. Fem stan just has more LOVE
Heres an older version of her because why not (she's daydreaming give her a second)
She is NOT good at dating (like every stan, obviously)
#i might repost this as its own post wait...#gravity falls lazy susan#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#lazy susan#stanley pines#gravity falls stanley#gf stanley#gf stan pines#young fiddleford#ALSO. reveal of their older designs 😼#i drew a lot more of them stay tuned..#i know i drew lazy susan as a male but#fem stan 100% likes girls more trust me#fem stan dated a mermaid + loves when fidds wears southern turquoise shit#if you say male lazy susan looks like giddeon I SWEAR TO GOD
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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your honor but riverwood is my favorite soap opera
#skyrim#faendal#sven#camilla valerius#tesblr#the elder scrolls#theyre both drunk and neither of them remember shit the next morning#they just go back to their fruitless camilla pining#happens every fredas#the townsfolk want to say something but camilla convinced them not to#these two oblivious losers are her only source of entertainment in riverwood DO NOT ruin this for her#the entire town has a betting pool set up#my art
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Please for the love of god I need someone to talk about how destroyed Stanley's sense of self would be after he pretended to be his brother for 30 years.
Like, bro would have a completely shattered identity and would not know who he is. He pretended to be another person for 30 years. Not only that but his entire life revolved around his brother coming back for 30 years too. He never got the chance to properly get to know himself.
Like you cannot possibly tell me that man has a solid sense of self after that.
Anyways I hc Stan as someone who has a very damaged sense of identity
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OH MY GOD. I just realized the reason Ford says “Have you come to steal my eyes?!” When Stan showed up because Bill threatened to send a guy after him to steal his eyes wtf
#gravity falls#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#Alex your mind#the details#even the random crazy shit the characters say have meaning behind them#wth
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Scenecore Mabel and Teenage Dirtbag Dipper because I can
LOOSELY based on this. So loosely, if it were pants you wouldn’t even be able to use a belt to keep it up.
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#older mabel pines#older dipper pines#you guys are missing out on the ‘Mabel is the first to get glasses’ headcanon#‘oh we’ll Dipper is a nerd and plays video games all day so he’d probably get glass-‘#no. Mabel ends up being the one needing glasses because she keeps spraying shit in her eyes#is that how eyes work? idk#but I know that I accidentally kept spraying shit in my eyes and now I need glasses#meanwhile my sister ‘doesn’t’#(she does she just refuses to wear them)#in case you were wondering Dippers shirt says ‘humans aren’t real’#I based it off my stuff that says ‘humans aren’t real’
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Imagine being me
Imagine you live in a country where popular american cartoon show gravity falls was not even heard of
Imagine growing up a little and going on the internet, and finding out about this show
Imagine seeing fanart on pinterest, of a boy in a pine hat and a girl in a shooting star sweater and two similar looking old men and a one eyed triangle
imagine seeing fanart of the fucking triangle being kissy kissy and tender with one of the old men/the boy with the pine hat/the girl with the shooting star
Imagine seeing the triangle looking over the boy reading a book/the girl knitting/anyone doing literally anything in the fanart
Imagine thinking the triangle must be a tinkerbell-type side character
Now imagine seeing the show for the first time
#i was fucking decimated#pinterest you lied to me#I should've seen it coming I shouldn't have been so naive ive spent time in fandom#I know what people are like about villains#also whoever says Mabel is a bad person please you're an asshole that needs to remember that She's Twelve#they're somehow usually the same people that think dipper doing weird shit about his crush on wendy#was cute#Like bro actually broke her up and tried to go out with her multiple times in the show#even after she repeatedly say no#like no that's very Twelve of him but thats not cute#grown man doing that you'll rip him apart like piranhas#it's ok to not like a character but to justify it through useless shit and mischaracterisation is terrible#why would you do that#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls dipper#dipper and mabel#stanford pines#stanley pines
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OH GOD I JUST OPENED TUMBLR ON THE BUS AND THE FIRST THING ON MY DASH WAS FIDDLESTAN KISSING STRAUGHT UP SOBBING NOOOO NOT THE OLD MEN YAOI
#mortified#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#shitpost#text post#tumblr text post#shit i say#shit post#shitposting#fiddstan#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was “damn that's crazy”#“let me go get an adult to handle this”#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes “bet” and steals her's right back#there's no “leave these kids alone” its “oh thank goodness tag you're it bitch”#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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Something silly I did~
AU where Bill is send to earth like a beast as part of his rehab journey; the docs on theraprism thought it would be good for his improvement to start "closing chapters" of his life, starting with the Pines family, and bc of his good behaviour the axololt agrees with this, with the condition of removing all of his remaining powers, hability to speak and a brand new body of his own (he could've definitely transform him intro a human but this was funnier)
And since he appeared in the middle of one of the twins' expeditions across the Pacific, his unwanted presence will have no choice but to be part of their little adventures on the high seas :D
#gravity falls#bill cipher#standford pines#stanley pines#still deciding the name of the AU#But it needs to be something related to the Sea and beast!Bill#he definitely hates being there but has no choice#he can't even complaint bc he can't say shit and only makes sad kitten sounds for his horror#Stan hates his ass and often use him as bait for their monster hunter sessions#Ford keeps and eye on him and documents every single thing that happens to him#Some days he feels a little sorry for his muse bc he cannot talk and often looks like an abandon kitten in the middle of a rainy day#but then he watches him throw a tantrum bc a seagull started to use him as a nest and forgets about it#my art#digital art#fanart#gravity falls au
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and thinking about the difference between bill and fiddleford when it comes to fords hands and fords 'genius'
bill makes fords polydactyly a focal point, something impossible to ignore. he tells ford that he'll fit right in with bills band of "freaks" all because his hands are a little different than other humans. he never lets him forget it, even if he says it as something to be proud of, but he and everyone else knows that ford kinda never stopped holding onto the insecurity that was associated with this trait. bill also never let ford forget his smarts, he played into the what ford always wanted to hear about his smarts, but fords brain was only ever a tool to bill. fords hands were (part of) a reason bill wanted to bring him along in his crew, and fords mind was simply a means to an end
and then we have fiddleford who, upon meeting ford for the first time, immediately saw ford as this genius who cared about what he had to say and they connected over their shared love for all that nerd stuff, and it was something that was important to them both and brought them together, and kept them together
and fiddleford says he didnt even notice, after hours and hours of sitting in a room with ford and them focused on eachother (and math)... he didnt even notice that fords hands were different until afterward, when he was looking at a photo of them both. this thing ford had been forced to worry about his whole life, and it wasnt even a thing to fiddleford.
ford wanted to be known, to be loved, for his brain and what he could do. and, in my opinion, it sometimes feels like he almost wanted to make up for the fact he was different, to prove he wasnt 'less than' because of some difference he was born with, this thing that everyone made such a big deal out of
and between the two biggest people in his life (aside from his brother of course lmao), one focused on and made a big deal out of his difference, and the other didnt even notice it. one saw his genius as a tool, and the other saw it as something amazing and admirable.
hell, if the bit of their conversation in the book of bill when they meet is, well, when they meet and is their first words to eachother... the first name or nickname that bill calls ford is, of course, sixer. and one of the first things fiddleford calls ford... is friend.
and i just feel like it says a lot about those two relationships and him.
#my post#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#i might be slightly wrong here fjajfj feel free to (nicely) correct me on shit im just saying thoughts yknow#THIS ISNT ME BEING AGAINST EITHER SHIP BTW i literally ship both. obviously for different reasons between the two#im mainly referencing the picture from the website when you type 'sorry'#and the first few pages of the lost journal 3 pages of the book of bill#(and the pages just before those where bill talks about first seeing ford and declaring him both a genius *and* an idiot)#having the book of bill within arms reach of my bed is really convenient for subtle brainrot#fml doesnt stan also call him sixer im fucking tired i cant remember if im making that up or not#im not unpacking that rn
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Ford being a sadist was somethin that weirdly fits but I also didn’t expect it lol
I think people should do more with it
#gravity falls#the book of bill#ford pines#Stanford pines#billford#I’m saying he is by the way he talked about wanting to watch Fidd’s struggle with the cubix cube#ani rants about stupid shit#headcanon#that is also kinda canon#this guy is an asshole
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I am CRUING LAUGHING AT THIS
#IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BUT IM WHEEZING OVER HERE DHDBFBDBDBDHEHSEJSBDBF#THE EXPRESSIONS COMBINED WITH THE DIALOGUE ARE SENDING ME DBDBDBDB#like i think bc they can’t say thank god in the show but it’s such a natural thing to say#I have a vivid memory of wanting to write Ferb saying ‘oh thank God’ in a fic but I was like I can’t it’s out of character#‘could take people out of the story’#BUT IM ABOUT TO GO BACK AND CHANGE THAT RN BDBDBDBDNS#BC THIS IS THE FUNNEIST SHIT#IMMDBS#HEBDBDBDBSBSBSBDBFNRBDBDBEEVEV#I’m going to print this and tape it to my wall#gravity falls#lost legends#gravity falls lost legends#dipper pines
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