#ship;; staticmoth

[grandkhan221b]

The Vox fan to Vees fan pipeline

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

[gg-ladybug]

On today’s episode, I have now realised the power that comes from using duos / ships for these memes. I’m evolving with every post.

Alastor: (Part 1)

Lucifer: (Part 2)

Random Groups / Duos / Ships: (Part 3 - Here) (Part 7)

Charlie: (Part 4)

Adam: (Part 5)

Angel Dust: (Part 6)

[showsandstuff]

I’m sorry but the way Valentino’s face dropped had me dead

[winterr-w0nderland]

The ship name is agreed to be "polyamorvee"

[diurnalvl]

miniskirts should be the size of a belt, velvette purports.

velvette convinced vox to dress up for her voxtsta by making a very convincing case (she definitely just blackmailed him. vox, you don't want me to tell killjoy about your alastor shrine, do you? get in the skirt.) the engagement is in-fucking-sane. a job well done for her. vox starts feeling himself soon enough and finds out that he actually does really like fucking around with the way he presents himself. he doesn't appreciate valentino immediately taking liberties, though.

[whiskyarts]

they're like this. to me.

[villainsposting]

MY TOXIC YAOI AGENDA. I FUCKING WON

[starweaversguidetothehazbinhotel]

I think of this meme often when I stumble across Hazbin shipping discourse and hate.

Say what you want about the Dr Who/Sherlock/Potter Heads era of tumblr. Was it cringe? Yes. Unbelievably so. But the art and community that came from it was amazing.

The way the HH fandom tears into each other over ships that aren’t “canon” is.. baffling to me.

Maybe I’m just too old to understand it. But it all feels so childish. Life is hard and has too many real problems. I don’t see the appeal in fighting over who imaginary characters do/do not sleep with.

I’ve seen this a lot with Alastor’s character specifically. Ace/Aro authors and artist create something based off of their own personal experiences- and get railroaded by other fans- simply because he’s portrayed in a way that doesn’t fit into their personal biases.

Hazbin fans- just because your favorite character is LGBTA doesn’t make you immune to bigoted behavior. Prejudice often disguises itself as public-interest.

Let people be fun. Let them be cringe. Let them make crack and terrible art. AUs, character studies, and crossovers can be the birthplace of amazing things.

I don’t really have a point with all of this. I just think it’s kinda sad how fans are ruining the show for themselves.

[frilled-cheese-sandwich]

Saw a few people fill out their shipping charts so i did one of mine

[robo-beasty]

Bald-ize Valentino in human version🥺🥺 just for me🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

-🟦🧊

You hurt me. You hurt me, but I'll do it. Just for you, my little shnookums.

[sparklingsora]

doodle dump. give it up for WORLD'S WORST POLYCULE!!! (feat. my vox redesign)

you know how hermit crabs like form queues where they exchange shells from biggest to smallest. yeah these bitches do that but with shirts

[mintaikk]

No, but the Hellaverse shows are like, the only shows ik where people fanon ships actually have a chance of being canon.

People shipped stolitz in the pilot, and many of them thought that it would just be a gag. OPE! Look at that! They both caught feelings, and they made us cry over it!

Huskerdust? People shipped them in the pilot due to their interaction, and many argued it wouldn't be canon. Oh my god, Angel caught actual feelings!

Voxval was already a thing but then the instas were confirmed noncanon so some people thought they weren't canon. Well, look at them now! French kissing in the finale!

Fizzmodeus was just a theory bcuz of episode 7. Holy shit, they're in an actual healthy relationship.

Cherrisnake was a pure fanon thing because people love rivals to lovers. Omg, Pentious actually has a crush on Cherri.

Blitzfizz was a thing because people love the childhood friends trope. Wait, was that a love letter Blitzø was gonna hand to Fizz?

These shows are written so much like fanfiction I love it

[bevinbrand]

I think about them a normal amount.

[luxxlightt]

Some artstyle experimentation with voxval cuddles <3 This style is different from what I usually do, but its kinda nice

[actually-azi]

✨ Rating Hazbin Hotel ships ✨

Adam / Lucifer - 3/10, It's definitely a funny concept that Lucifer fucked both his wives and then him, but in reality it's a no from me.

Adam / Lute - 7/10, Their relationship would've been unhealthy af but not gonna lie it's pretty cute. I just love Lute so goddamn much lol.

Alastor / Lucifer - 7/10, I like the concept because it's genuinely funny and kinda cute but only as a crack ship. I definitely don't see it actually happening.

Alastor / Literally anyone else - 0/10, I genuinely don't think Alastor would ever even consider a relationship. He just thinks he's above everyone else.

Angel / Cherri - 0/10, What the fuck y'all, he's gay. This one is weird af and idk why it's even a thing.

Angel / Husk - 10/10, I love that Husk cares about Angel for more than sex, they're so cute together especially if they take things slowly.

Charlie / Emily - 2/10, They're so similar that together I feel like it would be too much. Also I really dislike the idea of splitting up Chaggie.

Charlie / Emily / Vaggie - 6/10, I probably wouldn't mind all three of them together. It would be cute to call it Charlie's Angels lol.

Charlie / Vaggie - 10/10, I love them together, they're so supportive and adorable. The way Vaggie looks at Charlie with so much love warms my heart.

Cherri / Sir Pentious - 7/10, I don't like Cherri all that much but I'm so happy that Pen got the girl in the end, he deserves to be loved.

Lilith / Lucifer - 5/10, Mostly it's low because I'm suspicious of Lilith. If she ends up not terrible then I could see it being higher but idk, it's sus for now.

Lute / Vaggie - 7/10, I enjoy the idea of them being exes or something like that. Or Lute being jealous of what Vaggie has with Charlie.

Niffty / Valentino - 10/10, Great crack ship. The fanart is hilarious and Nif's love of bad boys makes it a great concept. But I do pretty much only like it as a joke.

One sided Vox / Alastor - 15/10, This is 100% canon in my head. Vox is SO down bad for Alastor and took it SO personally that Alastor couldn't give less of a fuck like the aroace king he is. I love this SO much.

Valentino / Vox - 500/10, This is my Hazbin OTP honestly. These two losers are terrible people but I love them together more than I can even put into words. They just fit so well together and act like an old married couple.

Valentino / Velvette / Vox - 2/10, Velvette sees Vox and Val as her dumb gay dads and I'll die on that hill. They're more like a family and she's the glue that keeps the other two from imploding when they get pissy.

Velvette / Vox - 2/10, Not feeling it. Honestly I think Velvette is aroace and/or a lesbian. I just don't see anything romantic involving her and either of the other Vees.