#staticguitar

[starweaversguidetothehazbinhotel]

I think of this meme often when I stumble across Hazbin shipping discourse and hate.

Say what you want about the Dr Who/Sherlock/Potter Heads era of tumblr. Was it cringe? Yes. Unbelievably so. But the art and community that came from it was amazing.

The way the HH fandom tears into each other over ships that aren’t “canon” is.. baffling to me.

Maybe I’m just too old to understand it. But it all feels so childish. Life is hard and has too many real problems. I don’t see the appeal in fighting over who imaginary characters do/do not sleep with.

I’ve seen this a lot with Alastor’s character specifically. Ace/Aro authors and artist create something based off of their own personal experiences- and get railroaded by other fans- simply because he’s portrayed in a way that doesn’t fit into their personal biases.

Hazbin fans- just because your favorite character is LGBTA doesn’t make you immune to bigoted behavior. Prejudice often disguises itself as public-interest.

Let people be fun. Let them be cringe. Let them make crack and terrible art. AUs, character studies, and crossovers can be the birthplace of amazing things.

I don’t really have a point with all of this. I just think it’s kinda sad how fans are ruining the show for themselves.

[cupidsncheerios]

hot take here but i think vox would get along with adam in the worst way ever.

he was a successful white man in the 1950s which means he is 1000% used to adam's entire schtick, and knows exactly how to play into it, plus he's been in business long enough to be overjoyed at the prospect of an idiotic, arrogant, and insanely important man in charge of thousands of military specialists who is clearly a little bit desperate for someone to enable all of his worst traits. like that's vox's ideal collaborator, it could only be made better if his name started with a v

[valentinothewhitejester]

“Radioapple better!!” “No radiostatic!!” “No adamsapple!!!” “No goldenradio!!!”

NO you’re doing it all WRONG

Put them all together call them polyrivals and then make them kiss. Polyamorous relationship? I think not. Polyamorous rivalry. They all hate eachother so bad they got married and made out

[bunsihunsi]

GuitarStatic/StaticGuitar? 🎸📺💙

[onesidedradiostatic]

this is the ONLY thing I will ever post about vox x adam because going back to this scene after that possibility was revealed to me made me lose my shit. I fucking hate it.

(real talk though they'd have like a one night stand then adam would call vox the f slur and vox would drop him immediately)

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

THAT FUCKING TV THAT I HATE ft. Pigeon

[hazbinrarepairs]

Rarepair Quiz Part.10

[teamfortresstwo]

Might screw around,,, draw some staticguitar ,,,

[fandomworld9728]

Anon Bell's Asks/Story Prompts:

Ask: Applestatic (Trans Vox)

AO3 Story: The way a King Loves a Sinner (Coming soon!)

Ask: Guitarstatic (Slow burn hell)

AO3: A Slow Burn in Hell (Coming soon!)

Ask: Vox's Love Language (Biting)

AO3: My Boyfriend's Love Language is Biting (Coming soon!)

Ask: Lucifer & Adam with a Wing Injury

AO3: A Pair of Grounded Birds (Coming Soon!)

[chiquitafresa]

hi there, I have a milkshake idea for you

Do you know your drawing about vox? with Alastor & Lucifer & adam& Niffty

The way you drew Vox With them reminds me of (Katarina Claes ) from Anime: My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!

for example

Like Very few people who have genuinely met Vox have not been at the very least intrigued by his personality and behaviors, Even when kidnapped, he got to know his captor and immediately struck up a friendship in a short conversation. he has unintentionally charmed many individuals as a result and finds herself surrounded by friends whom he genuinely cares about and vice-versa.

vox is incredibly simple-minded. Despite being a fan of romance novels, he is utterly oblivious to his friends' close affection towards him, both males and females alike. As a result, he often misinterprets the rivalry of his friends who are vying for his attention, usually making incorrect assumptions.

I borrow Some of the lyrics from fandom.com about (Katarina Claes )

Imagine with me that Vox doesn't want to fall in love again Because when he was alive. Vox was with someone he thought they The One to him But the relationship ended badly To the point that Vox doesn't think he deserves to be in love with anyone else again.

When he died and went to hell And became a overlord In years

And one day vox made a decision that he resigns from his position overlord

And he goes far away with Vark Without anyone knowing

I think Vox just wants to be alone with his pet and live a quiet life

Like having his own island In the sea of hell of Greed Ring

Because It's the only place with oceans, I think.

or

Vox goes to the Earth lives among humans Disguised in human form while Vark Disguised as a dark blue dog

What do you think would be everyone's reaction if Vox disappeared?

I didn’t realize the resemblance until you mentioned it! I watched the anime to season 2 so I have to catch up.

anyway-

I LOVE THIS IDEA!

Vox would for sure hate the idea of falling in love both the reason you mentioned AND because he half robot!

He thinks that no one wants a half robot TV demon, not when there’s sinners like Angel dust. Even tho it’s not the case

This fear first came when he fall to hell, many sinners was making fun of him and his TV head before he become an overlord! (All of them are now died)

This was Also around the time he meet Alastor, and since Alastor have a high dislike for modern technology, Alastor might have accidentally enhanced the fear

so it would make sense if he absolutely oblivious because of this! Even tho he read countless books about romance, he himself thinks he will never have something like that. ——————

Okay so this is mostly my personal headcanons on how Vox meet Lucifer and Alastor! He met both of them at a Overlord meeting (when he newly became one) And got along with the both of them (because one is the king of hell and the other is a overlord for decades who wouldn’t want to be their friends?)

This is how Vox also meet Niffty! After getting to know Alastor he introduced Niffty to Vox as well as husk!

This is also how Vox gets his technology to other rings and stores a meeting with heaven!

Now am not sure how Vox would have met Adam, but it either meeting Adam when his a sinner (and then somehow not recognizing him) and Vox decide to take him in.

or having a meeting with the angels to discuss getting Voxtech into heaven (what I was talking about earlier) and convince them to make a partnership to not attack the Vee’s, in turn Vox have to sell half of his soul to Adam. And their relationship want from there. ————————-

NOW I ONLY BRING THIS UP SO YOU KNOW WHY THEY REACT THE WAY THEY DO!

Lucifer would immediately know that Vox want to a different ring, a overlord soul is the most noticeable thing, it suddenly disappearing would catch Lucifer attention instantly.

After hurting down Vox, Lucifer would keep the secret both for Vox and for his own personal reasons. And letting the poor overwork demon his vacation.

Alastor would the Second to notice, not seeing Vox in a few weeks which is weird for the TV demon.

At first Alastor thought he liked the idea of Vox not being around, no more insufferable modern technology and annoying pest. But in short time Alastor grow bored and out right frustrated, why is his rival not fighting him?!

he would go to the Vee’s tower to give Vox a lesson only to find out that he left and never come back months ago.

Knowing that Vox couldn’t have died that easily, Alastor started looking all over pride ring for the TV demon, which slowly makes him more worried and anxious about Vox over time.

Vox was the few things that didn’t change much (other than his appearance) which give comfort to Alastor, him suddenly disappearing? Alastor would have meltdown trying to find him. he knows he can’t say much, he himself left for 7 years because of Lilith deal. (He scared that Vox might be in the same situation)

Niffty is on the same boat with Alastor, helping him trying to find Vox. He was the few people who actually is unaffected by her crazy behavior! She doesn’t want to lose him any time soon.

basically Niffty and Alastor would try everything in their power to find Vox and bring him home, they would continue until they find him or Lucifer break the news to them a year later.

Adam would be the most unaffected if we take the partnership route, which I personally think is how they would meet!

at first he would think Vox is late to their monthly meeting, it wouldn’t be the first time. But after a hour he will realize Vox isn’t coming.

he try texting him only to have nothing back and then come back after a month to see a empty meeting room.

he try to give Vox some privacy and saying things like “I don’t care about that demon!” Or “it whatever”

it will take half a year for Adam to snap and try to find Vox. Tracking Where his soul is and try hurting it down. It tome a while for adam break into the other ring and finally meet Vox again.

in total everyone will freak out and hunt him down to the best of their abilities. ——————

sorry if this is super long! I just want on a rant on how they would meet an how they would react to Vox leaving! :)

(also sorry if there’s any mistake I made, I just rushed this to not forget anything)

[mushr00mb3ll]

Do i have to do EVERYTHING myself?

[ask-guitarstatic]

Hey Adam, how do you feel about Vox loving to play dress up?

It's adorable. It's super fun to see all the little outfits he can put together. I sometimes even play dress up with him too! He adores wearing matching outfits with me. He's such a cutie...

...(don't tell him I said that).

[leedollop]

Seeing people hosting shipping events lowkey makes me tempted to host a staticguitar, guitarstatic, Vox x Adam event, but I just don't think there's enough people who ship it to do that fhfhf.

[angelp-official]

Fanartttt

For @teejvee Literally as soon as Dante's design was revealed, I work on this fanart LMAOAO So yeahhhh I hope you enjoy it! (I love StaticGuitar so much Vox and Adam are the adoptive dads of Dante <3)

[hazbinrarepairs]

Rarepair Quiz Part.12

[teamfortresstwo]

Fuuuck now I’m thinking of a StaticGuitar fic where Vox starts sheltering Adam right after he falls just because . Yknow . He kinda owes him for the whole ‘beating the shit out of Al’ thing, right? And yeah he’s insufferable but hey, no one knows he’s still alive, so it’s not like it takes a lot out of him to do this . He used to playing babysitter anyway . And he’s only doing this because- well, it’s good to have someone powerful on your side, especially if he wants to balance out the advantage that shithole hotel has with Alastor . This is all just manipulation on his part to trick him into a deal . He’s sooo smart and cunning for this actually . Him cuddling and making out with Adam? Literally just part of the plan . It’s all going according to keikaku .

Anyways, it inevitably falls apart when someone reveals that not only is Adam alive, but Voxtech, the company the denizens of hell are meant to ‘trust’ has been keeping him that way… oh riots break out in the fucking streets! Hell, even Val and Vel are pissed! And everything is burning down around them. Both of them are left without their livelihoods and homes, Adam’s been that way for a while now but it’s so painfully new to Vox . No that’s not entirely true, he’s felt this way before.

Only difference is now he has someone with him . Someone he can fight for . Anyways yeah they run off and get fake identities and live in secluded marital bliss or something . I don’t know .