#do they have ship names with velvette???????

[whiskyarts]

they're like this. to me.

[vypridae]

So Sera is visiting hell for some reason probably diplomacy or something and Velvette has joined in officially because she is an overlord unofficially well you no. Sera is trying to be calm and diplomatic while Velvette is trying to get her to be authoritative but eventually Sera's patience runs out and she snaps and yells at Velvette which did not have the effects Sera was hoping for.

AHAASJKGHADJKFG sera goes back up to heaven and emily is all excited like WHAT DID YOU SEE?? IM SO CURIOUS YOUVE NEVER LET ME GO DOWN THERE WITH YOU and sera is like terrible things, emily. because velvette turned beet fucking red and went "you need to yell at me like that in bed" when sera yelled at her

[baldval]

There isn't enough wholesome shipping content so can I ask for Alastor, Angel, Husk, the Vees, and Lucifer with an S/O who likes to cook and bake and it's their primary love language. Hust making sure they've eaten or have treats to snack on or even cooking with them.

BAKING W HAZBIN!₊˚⊹♡

characters: alastor, angel, husk, vox, velvette, valentino, lucifer

warnings: incredibly fluffy fluff fluff fluff

a/n: this can be mostly read as both platonic or romantic (except for the parts where i explicitly say that it's romantic) so enjoy x.

ALASTOR:

ᰔ lowkey probably has never even baked before.

ᰔ just never had any interest in it.

ᰔ he really likes eating baked goods tho.

ᰔ especially the sweet stuff.

ᰔ total sweet tooth.

ᰔ he helps out sometimes in the kitchen at home, but nothing crazy.

ᰔ if you like baking, and you invite him to come join, he is so down.

ᰔ he's not the best at it, and you'll need to guide him through a lot of the process.

ᰔ but he is so eager about it.

ᰔ will request that you bake specific things together depending on what he's craving.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, he'll become more bold about his recipe requests.

ᰔ he'd also try to intitiate baking hangouts more often.

ᰔ the entire time he'll be sneaking glances at you with this cute slight blush on his face.

ᰔ he is no stranger to pretending to not know how to do something so you'll come over and help him too.

ᰔ if things get more serious, i can see him getting more into it.

ᰔ but it'll always be more your thing.

ᰔ your number one supporter though.

ᰔ brags about you and what you baked all the time.

ANGEL:

ᰔ another one to not really be seen baking unless someone invites him to do it.

ᰔ except unlike alastor, who can make do, he's terrible at it.

ᰔ he can kinda cook?

ᰔ to an extent.

ᰔ but his baking is on a whole other level.

ᰔ he does really enjoy it though.

ᰔ just… mostly aesthetically?

ᰔ the process of creating something from scratch, assembling the ingredients, kneading them together, and watching them become something beautiful.

ᰔ it's all very soothing to him.

ᰔ loves the smell too.

ᰔ regardless of if you're in a platonic or romantic relationship, he would never decline an invitation to come bake with you.

ᰔ though he would definitely stay on the sidelines, prefering to instead keep you company and hand you what you ask for.

ᰔ will send you recipes that remind him of you.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, or if you are in a romantic relationship with him, you might notice him making every excuse on earth to spend more time with you in the kitchen.

ᰔ and he'll do everything he can to help out too!

ᰔ passing you tools, giving you praise, cleaning up after you, brushing the flour from your cheek.

ᰔ name it, he'll do it.

ᰔ he's so sweet about it too.

ᰔ will offer to feed you, and never fails to have the biggest grin on his face when you agree.

HUSK:

ᰔ local hotel bartender probably does not bake.

ᰔ probably pretty impartial to sweet things as well.

ᰔ he's just more of a savory guy.

ᰔ if you liked baking, and you ever decided to invite him along for the ride, he'd actually be down for it.

ᰔ it's not his thing, but it's yours.

ᰔ and if it'd make you happy to spend time with him like that, he sees no reason to say no.

ᰔ just make sure to guide him along and give him tasks.

ᰔ otherwise he's completely lost.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, I could see him taking interest in your favourites.

ᰔ shyly requesting to cook those together next time.

ᰔ he'd try to appear nonchalant about the final product, but inside he's actually pretty happy he did it.

ᰔ especially after seeing your reaction.

ᰔ and if you guys do end up getting more serious, he may actually even end up getting pretty good at it.

ᰔ even going so far as to learn a few recipes by himself .

ᰔ he just wants to learn how to cook the things you like the most.

VOX:

ᰔ never thinks about baking honestly.

ᰔ he likes baked goods, but he just doesn’t see himself getting much out of making them.

ᰔ has all the ingredients available to him if he ever changes his mind tho.

ᰔ prefers things with dark chocolate or berries.

ᰔ and especially likes eating them with his daily cup(s) of coffee.

ᰔ if you like baking, you’ll have to invite him if you want him to join you.

ᰔ he’s not good nor bad at helping out, and will prefer if you take the lead for the majority of it.

ᰔ he will bring over the little extras or whatever you’re missing.

ᰔ and as you serve up, he’ll offer to make you a drink or something simple to go with it.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, he’ll start including you in his little 'vees' snack grabs.

ᰔ and if you ever mention needing something but not being able to find it in town, he’ll secretly get velvette to special order it.

ᰔ if you end up getting into a relationship together, he’ll make sure you’re always stocked up, mostly on general ingredients, but especially any decor.

ᰔ likes buying you sprinkles or marshmallows and making you custom mixes.

VELVETTE:

ᰔ love, love, LOVES anything tangy, zesty, or citrusy.

ᰔ doesn’t bake though, and doesn’t know how to either.

ᰔ but not because she doesn’t want to.

ᰔ just because she never really has had to.

ᰔ she knows she can just hire someone to bake anything she's craving.

ᰔ only to later on realise that nothing anyone bakes will ever compare to what you make.

ᰔ if she ever has a craving, she’ll go straight to you.

ᰔ would also love to join you in your baking endeavours.

ᰔ if she has a crush on you, you’ll probably see an influx of messages from her describing the newest baked goods she’s tried or heard about.

ᰔ or she'll straight up just send you recipes.

ᰔ she’d also probably memorise your favourites, and find herself subconsciously looking for them whenever she goes shopping for herself.

ᰔ if you get into a relationship together, and especially when you move in together, i could see her indulging in baking as a pastime more.

VALENTINO:

ᰔ val knows he's not good at baking.

ᰔ but he loves doing it so much.

ᰔ and you can see how eager he is about it.

ᰔ so you're of course, super encouraging.

ᰔ truthfully, his baking isn’t that bad.

ᰔ i mean, he makes mistakes often.

ᰔ and things usually end up a bit burnt .

ᰔ but you can always eat around stuff.

ᰔ likes a big range of baked goods and flavours.

ᰔ but especially likes eating whatever you make for him.

ᰔ he might ask you for help to make sure nothing goes wrong.

ᰔ you’ll figure out quickly that’s he’s actually got a lot of good ideas.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, he’ll start recommending you his favourite recipes.

ᰔ he’ll also ask you for help more often.

ᰔ if possible, he hopes that you’ll be able to make something together.

ᰔ and of course you do.

ᰔ if you do get into a relationship, he'll keep baking.

ᰔ he knows he's getting better and might get all cocky about it with everyone else.

ᰔ but behind close doors, he kisses you as he states that he owes it all to your help.

LUCIFER:

ᰔ actual closet baker.

ᰔ has a cute apron and matching utensils.

ᰔ wears it all the time.

ᰔ he's like- really good at baking bread.

ᰔ he'll make it all from scratch.

ᰔ he even has a few starters setup - uses it for his lunches.

ᰔ he gets so awkward whenever he tries to gift you one of his loaves.

ᰔ if you ever ask to bake with him, he'd accept, but only if you're at least good friends by this point.

ᰔ and he'd be a little hesitant about it too.

ᰔ if he has a crush on you, and you get past that initial shyness, will invite you to bake with him all the time.

ᰔ he's pretty dependable too!

ᰔ if there's anything you're unsure about, he'd be willing to teach you.

ᰔ he loves to put on your apron for you.

ᰔ if you're in a romantic relationship, will bake things for you all the time.

ᰔ totally the type to put pretty designs into what he bakes as well.

ᰔ he'll write "i love you" in a cake you're working on together while you're not looking.

[psuedosugu]

just thinking about vox w/ a famous singer! reader…

cw: themes of stalking and heavy manipulation

gender neutral

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

✮₊ ⊹ || you guys probably met through velvette, she started helping you shoot music videos and things of the sort once your popularity started skyrocketing.

✮₊ ⊹ || and your popularity really did skyrocket, think ice spice.

✮₊ ⊹ || it started with him sponsoring you, asking you to include some voxtech products in one of your music videos.

✮₊ ⊹ || then, he had you on his talk show.

✮₊ ⊹ || after a while, vox started having an interest in you far past business relations.

✮₊ ⊹ || he started stalking you, not just your public socials but even pictures on your camera roll.

✮₊ ⊹ || we see in ep 2 that he can look through tvs and control what they show so im js assuming its the same for all electronic devices.

✮₊ ⊹ || he would watch you through your phone and tv, “just to keep them safe,” he said to himself.

✮₊ ⊹ || you two had more and more partnerships, more and more collaborations, perhaps even your own ‘keeping up with the kardashians’ type tv show.

✮₊ ⊹ || the pubic started speculating on you two’s relations and vox felt a strange sense of happiness and pride in his chest when he saw a post online shipping you two together.

✮₊ ⊹ || val definitely knew what was going on, subtly teasing vox about it every chance he got.

“if you put nearly as much effort as you do ogling at [name] into what we’re trying to do here, imagine the things we could accomplish.”

“wh- i don’t- shut the FUCK up.”

✮₊ ⊹ || vox made subtle moves at you, occasionally flirting with you, it didn’t matter if you flirted back or not, he kept going.

✮₊ ⊹ || flirting escalated to small touches to ur thighs and waist.

✮₊ ⊹ || he slowly coaxed you into a relationship, pretty much lovebombing you, buying you expensive things that you didn’t even need since you were rich already, writing you poems, taking you out on “dates”, ect.

✮₊ ⊹ || he could switch up fast, though, get angry and lash out at you verbally and maybe even slightly physically.

✮₊ ⊹ || he always made sure to apologize after, though, to put the bandaid on the broken bone.

✮₊ ⊹ || you went along with it at first because 1. being seen with him did improve your reputation, 2. he was a strong overlord, it would be hard to escape him, and 3. you genuinely did like him to an extent.

✮₊ ⊹ || he was pushing you into a box, leaving you no options.

✮₊ ⊹ || if you did attempt to leave or even show any sign of wanting to leave him, that would be when the hypnotization began.

✮₊ ⊹ || he didn’t want to do this, he wanted you guys’ relationship to come naturally, but you had practically forced the dude!

✮₊ ⊹ || you weren’t fully under his control, just enough so you wouldn’t leave. you wouldn’t want to leave.

✮₊ ⊹ || you were his trophy, his prize, his, his, his, he almost didn’t even see you as a person.

✮₊ ⊹ || eventually he started presenting you to the public as his too, and its not like you could refuse.

✮₊ ⊹ || you loved him, despite that doubtful feeling in the back of your mind, you loved him.

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

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[that-hazbin]

Media Demon AU

The Hotel needs a new animal Mascot, There is decidedly zero backbone to be found in this trio, and much bad math is performed by me. Feel free to correct it. Or not. Headcannoning Vox died in the 1950's between age 20-30, feel free to ignore. Alastor giving off parental vibes.

Vox looked at the moving package Alastor had given him, Anthony had lit up with a grin recognising what Alastor was doing, "Ah Smiles, you're such a sweetie sometimes" Alastor turned away flustered. "I have no idea what your talking about" Alastor was blushing near unnoticeably in that familiar tsundere way his close friends could spot a mile away.

It was the same expression from back then, Angel Dust thought wryly, way back when Alastor had gifted him with a small emotional support hell piglet for his recovery in therapy.

The box kept wriggling "Are you going to open it?" asked Alastor the television sinner.

Vox looked at the trembling box and gently removed the neon blue ribbon with trembling hands.

He didn't remember the last time someone, anyone really, had given him a gift. Carefully lifting the lid Vox felt his heart squeeze in his chest as a soft cold face pressed against his hand and licked his fingers.

"Oh you are adorable" a tiny gunmetal blue hammerhead hellshark pup with four incredibly stubby little legs was doing it's level best to get out of the box so Vox could pet it. The box tipped with the movement and the sharkpup pressed itself into Vox's body happily with strange little happy whines as its new owner coed over it with burning eyes.

Alastor leaned down meeting Vox's gaze and petted the hellshark pup who lapped up the attention with glee. "The hotel has a tank room for aquatic sinners, I thought a manner of responsibility might help you... Focus a bit more.", and if Alastor had also arranged a number of hellshark pet care books on Vox’s desk in his room that was merely coincidence.

Vox gave a watery laugh at the deer sinner who evidently didn't hate him as much as he thought, "Thank you for this".

And he meant it, it was the first time anyone had ever gotten him a such a thoughtful gift or any gift at all really.

It was also the first time Vox had ever thanked anyone for anything, it felt good.

"What ya gonna name the little fishdoggo?" Asked Velvette who was relentlessly booping the sharkdog pup between it's eyes to it's unending glee.

Vox had never been creative, certainty never good enough at being original but this was.. important, Vox looked up at Alastor "Why don't you name him for me?" Alastor tilted his head confused.

"I had assumed you would name him, he is your pet?"

"I'm.. not good at names", Vox grimaced, or much else he thought glumly.

Alastor was looking at him with a look Vox found impossible to decipher "...Vark"

"Vark", Vox tested the name on his tongue, "I like it!" Vox smiled like a small child receiving a gift.

Alastor realised his own age at that moment, he and the picture box were no longer separated by a gulf of scant few decades but much longer than that.

Alastor born in 1900, died in 1933, then died again in 2020 at 120 and being sent back to 1933 living a further 87 years until the present day... Alastor was even older than Charlie who was 200, by, ironically seven years minimum if his rather sketchy math was right give or take a few months.

Angel Dust offered a toast, he and the others oblivious to the former Radio Demon's inner midlife crisis, "To Vox, Velvette and Vark of the Hazbin Hotel! The Three Vees!"

Alastor huffed a laugh pushing down his internal panic and vowing to hunt down a calculator to figure out the exact numbers joined in the toast.

Don't you DARE make me ship this timeline's radio static I already have enough on my plate with hellradio 😭 fuck Vox and Vark are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!

I really love the detail you put about this being the first time Vox sincerely thanked someone. A little show of his development under the Hazbin Hotel. That, AND Alastor being a little tsundere who's in COMPLETE denial about caring about this TV head? This is excellent. EXCELLENT!

And it's good to note Alastor's age, because I didn't even THINK that he could possibly be older than Charlie. That's insane to think about. He really did just relive an ENTIRE CENTURY. I don't know why that didn't actually hit me as hard as before, but like, that is a LOT of time, which means he could have gone through a LOT of his own personal development in that time period. Wow.

(And yet, he couldn't kick his habit of adopting the sad and pathetic into his fold. Even against his will.)

[noemilivv]

Hi 👋

I saw your requests were open again! If you're up for it, would you do a fluff oneshot for Husk x reader?

Iike maybe they're hosting a ball and the Hazbin crew has to get all dressed up and the reader dances with Husk.

Kinda got inspo from the ballroom scene from Beauty and the beast.

If not, it's totally cool and I look forward to what you put out next! 😊

the timing is funny considering i’m doing the musical for beauty and the beast rn haha anyway this is so cute, and husk is my boo, so ofc i’ll do this for you!!

this gives off the vibes of one of my hazbin hotel oc’s so bad, so i’m sorry if the reader is a little more, detailed(?) than most of my previous works😭

i had so many inspo pics for each characters fits, so i put links to pics on the side for some of them, hope that it’s not too jarring haha

“I’m not too good at this…”

Husk x Reader

Warnings: Fem!Reader (i’m so sorry to my male or other identifying readers😭), Swearing, S1 Finale Spoilers, Chaggie (Charlie x Vaggie), Pentious x Cherri (idfk their ship name), platonic Rosie and Alastor

You checked your appearance in the mirror attached to your vanity one last time, you fluffed out your hair, which Charlie had been so generous to curl for you, and fixed up the edges of your lip gloss.

Ever since the hotel had been rebuilt, a lot more traction came along with it, and Charlie and Alastor insisted on hosting an ‘opening ball’ sort of thing for the reopening for the new hotel.

You dusted off your glittery, rose gold dress one last time (which for reference, looked like this), admiring the gems placed in your hair one last time, before hurrying out of your room, and down into the lobby, which was redecorated for this special occasion.

You see Charlie and immediately go to hug her, even though you got ready with her, as well as Vaggie, this is the first time you really got to soak in her appearance. Her hair was up in a French braid, it suited her oddly well, as for the dress? Her dress was very, well, her — it was princess-y, had some lace, but was a bright pink (which looked similar to this)

“Hey girl!” you said excitedly, as you pulled her to you, you could feel her smile softly in the crook of your neck, you pull back and grin at her, your hands rest on the sides of her arms briefly as she grins back at you, “You look awesome!” You said, she really did, she was very naturally pretty, there wasn’t an ounce of makeup on her face other than a few subtle coats of mascara, which you only noticed due to the lack of distance between you both. “Me? Pfff, stop. Look at you!” She says, giving a bashful giggle, more people begin to fill in, and music starts blaring, you both turn over to see Cherri over at the DJ booth — the guy Charlie had paid had gotten a bit too…high before the gig, so Cherri was a last minute decision.

“I should go, there’s a lot of, important people here I need to talk to, we need to catch up though!” Charlie said with a small chuckle, “Sure thing!” You reply before you begin walking around to find your next victim who’s going to listen to you talk their ear off until you get bored.

As you walk, you see a lot of folks that you wouldn’t expect to see, Rosie and Alastor are talking, Mimzy’s banging it out on the dance floor, and even Velvette decided to show up (the other two Vee’s weren’t invited for…clear reasons).

You see that Cherri took a break from DJing, as Alastor used some of his magic from his new and improved cane to have it do it on its own, after Adam snapped the last one in half.

Cherri’s chatting with Angel and Pentious, who which you never thought would come down for this after being redeemed, and excitedly you go up to them.

“Pen, Angel, Cherri!” You shout out as you approach them, “Hello, my friend, I haven’t ssseen you ssssince the battle! Quite the time, hehe!” Pentious said, giving you a side hug, which was a lot more awkward than you both would’ve liked.

“Heya, bitch!” Cherri said, nudging ya softly, as Angel gives you a small nod of acknowledgement.

“So, Pentious, how are things up in Heaven?” You asked curiously, a bit louder than you would’ve like, having to yell over the blaring music.

“Sssssplendid! I get back rubs every day!” He exclaimed. Odd. But that’s Sir Pentious for you.

Cherri and Pentious go off to have their own conversation, not wanting to third wheel, you more so turn your attention to Angel, who is looking quite bad ass. “Loving the look, Ange!”

He smirks, “You’re rocking your fit too, toots.” he says back, giving you a toothy grin. He had a baby pink blazer on, with a matching crop top underneath that pronounced his fluff, with matching pants and black heeled boots (like this.)

“You seen Husk anywhere?” He asked, glancing around the darkly-lit lobby for the grumpy cat. “Actually, now that I think about it, no, I don’t think I have. Why?” You said, beginning to go back into your memory to remember if you saw him last.

“Jus’ cuz, I know how you look at eachother, it’d be like a little romantic moment. Swaying on the dance floor, holding eachother, eh?” Angel said with a soft, playful grin, nudging your arm.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” You say, a soft grin playing on your lips, yes, you do know what he’s talking about, a little too well.

“Sureeee…” He says, a knowing smile on his face, his head turns slightly. “There ‘e is.” He points to the far end of the room.

Husk is there, his shooing Niffty off as Vaggie goes to take her, a bottle in his hands.

“Go get ‘em, tiger!” Angel says, pushing you over.

“Hey.” You smile, Husk looks at you, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Hey, whatcha up to?”

“Not much, just trying to make a point to talk to everyone.” You say, chuckling softly.

His smile remains, before looking away, and then back at you, a…discombobulated look on his face. “Ey, I’m not too great this, ain’t done this shit since I was alive.” He starts, chuckling softly, “But, er…” He holds out his paw to you, a loving, affection smile on his face that tugs at your heartstrings, “Will you, have a dance with me?”

You grin widely, before taking his paw, “Yeah.. I will.”

As you both approach the dance floor, the music begins to slow down, as people take their partners in their arms and hold them close, cherishing a romantic moment.

Husk pulls you in by the waist with one paw, the other hand holding your own, as you both begin to sway.

You look around, too flustered to look at Husk, you smile at the sight of all the lovely pairs.

Cherri’s with Pentious, as he’s tripping over her as she chuckles softly in his embrace, Rosie and Al are sharing a lovely moment as friends, talking amongst themselves, and Vaggie and Charlie are holding eachother close, closing the gap to share an intimate kiss.

Your eyes skim over Husk, it was the first real time you’d seen him in, actual clothes…

He wore black trousers, with a fitted white buttoned shirt, with a red tie and suspenders.

Hesitation was written all over Husks face, you’d never seen him in such a state, he sighed before speaking, “Look, I’ve never been into all this,” he said, gesturing to the scenery before you both. “But quite frankly, my heart beats for you, and I’d really like to work something out for us.” He stated, a soft and… nervous(?) smile tugged at the ends of his lips.

“I’d… really like that.”

Before you both know it, the ball ends, and Husk takes you up to your room, you’re both slightly tipsy, giggling at simply the presence of eachother, Husk stops at your door.

He looks at you before pecking your forehead, smiling proudly to both himself, and you, “Sweet dreams, doll, I’ll see you in the morning.”

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

Do you think Vox or Velvette have any employees they "favour", like Valentino with Angel Dust?

(Also, we know they're horrible bosses, but in what way do you think they abuse their employees? Is it more verbal, physical or a mix of both?)

In what way do you think they abuse their employees? is such a Vees' Stan question to ask. Not if, just how sksksks /lh

I think that Valentino and Angel's thing is super unique, it's not just workplace abuse. They've got history, like decades worth. Angel isn't just another employee; he's Valentino's former partner. I really don't think Vox and Velvette have anything like that going on with anyone else.

That said, I'm pretty convinced Vox bangs the Eel Assistant now and then, thanks to Twitter convincing me (I'm not really shipping it because it screams dubious consent, but I do think it's a thing). Talking about Vox, I've mentioned before how he's all about gaslighting his staff. He's slick with it, especially using it to cover up his own fuck ups. Yes, he's competent but but let's be real, he's also a bit of a chaotic mess and kinda delusional. So, he probably makes some questionable decisions but than puts the blame on others. Also, I have this idea that key VoxTek staff—his personal entourage, managers, engineers, and other pivotal figures—are implanted with microchips (you see this thing on the guy's head???). This not only speaks to Vox's obsession with control, enabling him to monitor and evaluate their performance (with chips linked to VoxTek servers functioning as security keys), but also to electrocute them remotely as a form of discipline or to his own entertainment.

Velvette has a more progressive approach to running her company. You know, like those corporations that have a "People and Culture" department instead of "Human Resources". Her top employees, notably models and content creators, remain untouchable due to their public visibility, necessitating a different management style. She's harsh, and definitely not above manipulation and verbal abuse, but she keeps her favorites happy, in a state of dependent satisfaction. It's all about that influencer magic, isn't it? People tune in to live vicariously through these glossy, picture-perfect lives, dropping cash on anything influencers sell, just to feel a fraction of their happiness. So, the folks at Vitch (don't @ me, I had to came up with some brand name) are all in, trying to hit the mark and bask in the glory Velvette dishes out to her faves. But Velvette's expectations are impossibly high, fostering an environment where her subordinates are perpetually striving for an approval that's always just out of reach.

[princess-charlie-of-hell]

People do know that they don't have to comment under a post if they don't like the ship the post it about, right? It is so easy to not comment and just ignore it, that saves times and you can see art you actually like.

It is great that you like Radioapple but this is explicitly a Charlastor post! Just look at Radioapple art and good is it. I am not sure how it works by Pinterest because there is not really a tagging System but if you interact with it doesn't more kind of the same art will get showed to you more often?

Like I am a multishipper so I actually ship both Radioapple and Radiobelle but It bothers me how many Radioapple shippers interact with Charlastor post only to write how they prefer their ship or specially if people write stuff like "I am just going to swap Lucifer with Charlie", like this is so rude to the artist who put work into their art and there is probably more art of it than from Charlastor anyway.

The real Lucifer wouldn't approve of Radioapple, the real Adam wouldn't approve of Adamsapple but they all are fictional characters so who cares

This is so annoying to me! Like I once saw beautiful Vaggie x Velvette art but the comments were just like "Chaggie is Canon", "Charlie is somewhere crying" or "This is never going to happen". Canon stays Canon whatever I ship. I personally ship Lilith x Rosie, Charlie x Vox, Velvette x Vaggie, Charlie x Velvette x Vaggie or my favorite crack ship Velvette x Lute but that doesn't mean it will happen in Canon (despite me finding it personal hilarious if any of them actually becomes Canon.)

This has nothing to do with the Post but does anybody know The ship names of Lilith x Rosie, Velvette x Vaggie and Charlie x Velvette x Vaggie 🤔

[onesidedradiostatic]

considering vox with alastor + val with angel, i feel like velvette needs to be fruitlessly, evilly, and embarrassingly obsessed with someone as well, it'd only be fair (i was trying to think of "names starting with a" just to satisfy myself, and i could only think of adam, which is cursed, even if it is the theorised demon!adam)

that being said, velvette in my head is a lesbian or has a preference for women (carmilla obsession?) who's in this polycule because of shared evil plans (but with affection for one another) -- second part of this musing then is how velvette became involved with these guys in the first place, what was the pitch, and also do they sometimes all sleep in the same bed. many questions about the vees setup

somehow I did not correlate the whole a thing, the vees being obsessed with the As is actually kind of hilarious. but yeah, I've thought about how velvette needs SOMEONE to give her motivation to go against the hotel. like literally right now the only reason she has to is because of her stupid boys. beefing with carmilla doesn't count cause she's technically not part of the hotel even if she's cool with vaggie. only thing that comes to mind is making her start beef with like cherri bomb or something (gonna kickstart the cherrisnake vs cherrivel ship wars). but maybe it's a good thing she doesn't have anyone so she can maintain her brain cells and act rational enough unlike the other two ASKSKFKFLGK

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

And because I can't pick faves between my two favorite characters, Vox, it's ur turn to rate these ships:

1. Charlie × Vox

2. Vaggie × Vox

3. Angel Dust × Vox

4. Husk × Vox

5. Niffty × Vox

6. Alastor × Vox

7. Lucifer × Vox

8. Valentino × Vox

9. Velvette × Vox

10. Adam × Vox

11. Rosie × Vox

12. Lilith × Vox

13. Zestial × Vox

14. Zeezi × Vox

15. Carmilla × Vox

16. Peppermint (is that how you spell it? Idfk my dyslexia sucks) × Vox

17. Kitty × Vox

18. Baxter × Vox

19. SpongeBob × Vox

20. Vassago × Vox

21. Mammon × Vox (I'm not kidding there is actual fanart for this ship)

22. Vox × Valentino × Velvette

23. Vox × Valentino × Alastor

24. Alastor × Valentino

25. Lucifer × Valentino

26. Sir Pentios × Vox

27. Stella × Vox

28. Vox's screens and Cameras × Vox

29. Cherry Bomb × Vox

30. Katie Killjoy × Vox

"You know, I thought I was pretty open about the idea of me being shipped with people, but this list is making me reconsider. Anyway...

Alastor × Vox - Obviously my number one choice. Though I am offended you don't have me with Alastor and Lucifer on this list.

Lucifer × Vox - The only reason Alastor is higher is cause of our history. I love them both equally.

Vox × Valentino × Alastor - Fuck, I don't like Valentino being in the mix, and I don't want him anywhere near Alastor, but I can't rank anything with Alastor in it low.

Mammon × Vox - Honestly, none of these appeal to me, but I do look up to the guy.

Cherri Bomb × Vox - She's hot, I guess.

Rosie × Vox - That's weird, and I think she ate her last husband, but we get along alright.

Vassago × Vox - I vaguely recognize that name - pretty sure he's one of the Ars Goetia. So, at least it'd be a powerful pairing.

Stella × Vox - Same as above. I know nothing about either of them, though.

Zeezi × Vox - Literally only know her in passing, but sure, let's put her here.

Zestial × Vox - Yeah, sure, I'll trade one old-timey prick for another.

Carmilla × Vox - Can't stand the bitch, but this would get me better access to her weapons.

Husk × Vox - We got along fine when he was an Overlord. Not enough to fuck, but whatever.

Katie Killjoy × Vox - She's a bitch, but she does good work.

Niffty × Vox - Kind of just weird to think about.

Adam × Vox - I have some dating overlap with his exes, so he has that going for him.

Lilith × Vox - Oh yeah, my boyfriend's ex, nothing weird about that.

Charlie × Vox - And my boyfriend's daughter - almost equally weird.

Valentino × Vox - The guy tried to drug me to get me to stay with him, and thoroughly ruined any chance of me wanting him ever again.

Papermint × Vox - My assistant? Kind of weird, honestly.

Baxter × Vox - I'm not Val, I don't hook up with my employees.

Kitty × Vox - A fucking robot? Seriously?

Sir Pentious × Vox - As if I would ever be with someone so pathetic.

Vox's screens and Cameras × Vox - What is this even supposed to mean?

SpongeBob × Vox - Why?

Vaggie × Vox - She's a lesbian.

Angel Dust × Vox - Absolutely not.

Velvette × Vox - She's like my fucking sister!

Vox × Valentino × Velvette - Honestly don't know if throwing Valentino in the mix makes it better or worse.

Lucifer × Valentino - Valentino can stay away from both of my men.

Alastor × Valentino - It'd definitely be even worse for Alastor.

Well, that was... surprisingly disturbing."

[pleasantspark]

Tbh regarding ditching Val and just keeping Vox and Velv, I feel like the latter 2 does work far better just together. I get that Valentino is also I suppose a Porn director, but he's also a Pimp and Club owner?

I'm not really seeing how those things translate into fitting with a Tech Business Man and a Fashion/Social Media Business Woman. The two also seem to have a bit similar personalities in running their businesses, comparatively with Val...in S1 he came across as more just a whining bastard more than anything regarding Angel.

Val to me doesn't really come across anywhere near on the Business side of things as Vox n Velv.

Tbh with regards to that....I kinda also ship Vox/Velv, especially since Velv calls Vox "Darling" and Vox calls her "My Dear".

Also you could have Angel Dust be his old Mobster Bi/Pan? Self where he's a loose cannon and is very combat/street wise.

I feel like having Val around would cause damage to VoxTech's Reputation and hurt the credibility of Vox, yeah, its Hell but do you want to accept products from the man who condones a wannabe Pimp that A Pimp Named Slickback will fucking beat the shit out of? Hell nah.

Fuck that Moth. Val is just there to force interactions to Husk, I feel like Angel Dust's better off being an independent man, but no, we have to force HuskerDust. Part of me wants to ship RadioDust out of spite for the fuckers who bullied Shay. But... Uuurgh...

Vox and Vel seems like a good ship, I already have plans on having Velvette be related to Odette and Clara and by extend Carmilla Carmine. The story goes, Carmilla and her children were allowed into Heaven but Velvette caused trouble, so she was sent below, but due to Carmilla's care for her children, she tried to stick up for Velvette but was immediately casted down, Odette and Clara choosing to follow after their older sister and mother.

Velvette fell in love with Vox, but Carmilla being a Heaven Raised angel was told how Hell is, and refused to let Vel see Vox, which led to Velvette running away from home. And becoming a fashion designer working.

Now I picture it. It's coming together.

Respectless is Carmilla's way of saying to her "I sacrificed shit for you, and this is how you repay me?"

She lost everything for her daughter and this is how she repays her. By this, but eventually Carmilla realizes how happy she is with Vox and realizes being a mother bear isn't going to work out.

[hells-morning-angel]

Welcome all to the circus! Please take your seats and let us begin, shall we? For my first performance, I'll recite my list of rules from the top of my head! Amazing, right? Totally! Now pay attention folks, you'll need to, as there is a hidden password hidden somewhere between the guidelines to this blog!

1) For my very first rule to you dear audience, it's a simple one to follow! Please do not rush my responses, I do have a life outside of this little blog! With that said, I do enjoy and prefer if we have conversations outside of roleplay too! I can be dmed for conversations most times! Believe it or not, I am very shy to approach one of your Audience members first, so please please approach first. If we have more conversations OOC, I'll become more confident in what I write with you and in turn, be open to more possibilities!

2) For my very second rule and I know this should not have to be said BUT I will say it anyways in the event some need to be reminded to have respect for others of different races and identities! In this circus we do not tolerate any hatred directed towards other races, sexualities or gender identities! We respect proper pronouns and names of adress! Any form of disrespect will result in a block!

3) For my very third rule and if this boundary is broken, then it'll result in an immediate ban! On this blog proshipping (Child x Adult content), incest (Family x Family) and problematic ships of that nature are absolutely prohibited! None of that belongs here!

4) And for the fourth rule, please be kind and respectful to people who have different opinions then you! In life, we won't all share the same opinion all the time and it's completely natural! There's no same person after all!

Moving right along onto our next topic, here is more information on the blog itself and the ships it will do!

On this blog, I welcome a variety of ships and pairings, including OC x Canon! I play a variety of the canon characters, Lucifer is simply my main muse! Here is a bulleted list of those I have mused before!

Lucifer Morningstar

Lilith Morningstar

Alastor

Angel Dust

Husk

Vaggie

Zestial

Vox

Adam

Lute

There are characters that I am open to trying as well in this other conveniently placed bulleted list!

Carmilla Carmine

Rosie

Mimzy

Nifty

Charlie Morningstar

Velvette

Emily

If you have another character, please request! I may also be willing to muse them for you! The one character I ban is Valentino!

As far as ships go, I do enjoy Huskerdust, Appleradio, all sorts of ships! I simply do not ship Charlastor or that one pairing with Vaggie and Angel Dust!

I am willing to muse characters on two different social media platforms! Discord and Tumblr! Just specify which audience member and you shall have your request honored! This is an 18+ blog only, please keep that in mind, viewer!

Annmd with that final message, I take my leave for now! Farewell dot now and goodnight! Did you find the password yet? The password is: There is no password! If your interested and only if your interested, please like, follow, comment, reblog or dm me!

[hazbinhotelobsessed]

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Anyone who loves the Vees in general is welcome as well. Do you perhaps have a favorite ship which includes Velvette? Feel free to join us! Anyone who's into Hazbin Hotel in general are all welcome to hang out in this friendly server! But it's directed to those who loves Velvette in any form: Simping, Shipping, Kinning, you name it! 🎔

So you might wonder, what does this server have to offer? ❥ A bunch of Velvette related channels where you can share art, discuss headcanons, recomend fanfictions and etc! ❥ A bunch of Velvette-ship channels! Feel free to request your own too! ❥ A category for anyone who would like to chat about anything Hazbin Hotel related as well! ❥ Out of topic hangout channels, such as how was your day? Pet pics? etc! ❥ We got a roleplay forum where you can create your own threads with friends! No claims, anyone can RP whoever they wish to RP as! ❥ Friendly staff! ❥ Hope to build a community where everyone get to share their love for Velvette and find like-minded friends!

🎔 Hope you'll enjoy your stay! 🎔 Click here to join!

[werosmyss]

I was supposed to post this on valentines day but I got distracted and now I'm too late but I don't want to wait a whole year.

exclusive rarepairs under the cut

StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas

no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"

MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino

I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it

RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette

You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.

RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious

Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox

Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute

Toxic exes

AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val

Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.

Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio

That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support

Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus

AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me

PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch

Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy

Velvette x Emily

Again, the fanart did it for me

And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.

AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie

They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug

Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago

I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice

Tom Trench x Papermint

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

The following I only like because of their silly names:

Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)

don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name

The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex

would be beyond toxic

Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer

I mean

More:

Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer

this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?

Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie

Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from

Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)

They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like

we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme

And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.

RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily

I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily

That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)

I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor

RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple

Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.

AdamsApple

Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.

QPR RadioRose

I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)

let me have this

let me have them

StaticRose while we're at it

[dreamwreaver]

I did notice how similar Charlie and Alastor's outfits are. 🤔

Now, I knew they weren't going to do any Charlastor merch (I doubt they're even brave to), but it's sad Huskerdust didn't get anything, but Voxval did? What about Niffty ? Velvette?

Let's jump right into it

Luci's says "Miss you" which confirms Lucilith and he's alone without his piece.

Alastor.... is alone with Love Yourself? 🤔 I've seen a theory that, that might be a phase you use when the object of your affection isn't yours. It's a curious little message. Does this mean Alastor is going to develop a one sided crush for Charlie if not as of yet? And making Charlastor match is curious too, and I know Vivziepop says she associates roses with Charlie, and Alastor is the only one with a rose on his outfit. Or maybe I'm just overthinking it

Polyvees is canon and no one can tell me otherwise. What was the point of making them the Vees and having velvette in canon basically confirmed as Vox's sugarbaby if they're not all in a relationship with each other.

Also... give me my sexy velvette art you cowards! Velvette would wreck the two of them and we all fucking know it! She's top brat so let her dress and act like it!

The keychain is now the SECOND piece of canon merch that confirms Lucifer still misses his fucking wife, and side note I was on HT the other day and it was the funniest thing to see "the hoodie" titled with a big ass all caps VS in between the two names as if they want to make sure there's NO misinterpretation as to what type of feelings these two have about each other.

Nifty they might hold off on until baxter's proper introduction? Idk I feel like her brand of crazy fits with his mad scientist vibes. Real drakken/shego energy from that ship. And honestly? I'm here for it!

And yeah, it's weird enough that Charlie and Alastor already seem to fit together design wise in their normal outfits. But the Valentine's stuff? Come on, be a LITTLE more subtle here.

[am-i-interrupting]

Commission Rules

You can send me a message on here. I need a description of what you want from the story, any specific phrases or moments you desire, and a characters/ships you would like to see in it.

I have the right to refuse any commission request for any reason. You can ask me why if I do and I will provide an explanation but please, be respectful or be blocked.

Prices & Payments

If these prices are too much for you, you can send me however much you want on kofi and a request and I will put it in a priority list in my requests. This method includes the characters I don’t usually write for which are marked below with italics. That does not mean it will be done immediately but it will be put above other requests.

For canon stories: 1 cents per word. $1 per 100 words. $10 per 1,000 words

For /reader stories: 2 cents per word. $2 per 100 words. $20 per 1,000 words

The reasoning for the price difference is simple. With canon characters, there are already pre-set characterizations and physicalities to work with that are simply not there for /reader stories so I have to learn an entirely new personality/physicality to write them.

If you are requesting a /reader story and would like for it to be specific to you instead of general, provide pronouns, general description of personality & physicality, and if you want a (nick)name.

What I Will Write

For canon stories only, I will write platonic relationships between most any characters.

For canon stories only, I will write stories for the following ships:

Adam/Lute | Alastor/Angel Dust | Alastor/Angel Dust/Husk | Alastor/Husk | Alastor/Vox | Angel Dust/Husk | Charlie/Vaggie | Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious | Lute/Vaggie | Valentino/Vox

For /reader stories, I will write platonic or familial relationships between most any characters.

For /reader stories, I will write romantic or sexual stories for the follow characters & feel free to send me poly commission requests involving a combination of any of these characters:

Adam | Alastor | Carmilla Carmine | Charlie Morningstar | Cherri Bomb | Husk | Lucifer Morningstar | Lute | Rosie | Sir Pentious | Valentino | Velvette | Vox

For both canon & /reader stories, I will write angst, dead dove do not eat, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, fluff, human/meet in life, hurt/comfort, kink, mutual pining, NSFW, omega-verse, one-sided attraction, soulmate aus, and much more that I’m not naming because the list of what I will write is fucking long as shit.

For both canon & /reader stories, I will not write crossovers, heavy blindfolds, male pregnancy, & modern aus.

If you have any questions or there was something I missed, send me an ask.