#ship: villainous things

[jackals-ships]

fellas is it gay to make your best bro armor, fellas is it gay to spend half a season making heart eyes at each other, FELLAS,

repost time babiee bc i couldn't find the og + wanted to fiddle with jackals hair <3

taglist; @dearhartselfships @hoppinkiss @one-winged-dreams @goldenworldsabound

[basslinegrave]

[aspiringjester]

bro i could be dead in a ditch somewhere and my favorite and i mean FAVORITE thing in svsss fanfics is when qijiu are being their usual fucked up selves and people are horrified at how sj treats yqy who OBVIOUSLY has feelings for him and then are DOUBLE horrified bc he's a freak that likes it

idk just the reveal that like "hey maybe they're BOTH fucked up" just genuinely brings me so much joy i love them so much they're both little freaks

[templegate]

Something something about rebelling against the predetermined roles given to you by switching places. About muddying the waters of your archetypes until you can't tell whos who anymore. Idk man i just like drawing these two posed up

[robocatfan]

Ok ok to… de-traumatize myself from what I almost just read:

Wild robot au where Vontra survives getting crushed/ or gets repaired after her ship goes back to civilization, and she just goes on as usual.

But

Just like at the end of the movie, Roz comes back to civilization and she recognizes her and remembers how she made her fail her mission.

So just like how Roz overrides her og programming and starts developing emotions while taking care of her son, Vontra also does the same… but instead of being because of love it’s because of hate for this this very specific ROZZUM unit-

[b1ue-me1ody]

Just thinking about my f/o finding me physically attractive and flirting with me makes me hyperventilate

[kumari8670]

an AU for Atlantis: The Lost Empire where Rourke and Helga were, in fact, "in this together" please 💥💥💥

(i will never ever forgive him...)

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The Princess' Dolls

After Danny has ascended to the throne of the ghost king, something goes wrong with his clone Ellie. Her form destabilizes again, and when they stabilize her, she's physically only five or six years old.

Danny takes to watching her, but looking after a half ghost child is a lot harder than it looks, especially when Ellie learns duplication but can't seem to figure out how to undo it for hours on end, and each clone gets bored really fast. To counter this, Danny makes Ellie a set of dolls, all modeled after the Justice League and various related figures. He even uses a special enchantment he learned to make sure the dolls stay intact no matter what Ellie puts them through.

Ellie loves the dolls and she and her clones have a tendency to put together large productions using them, ranging from superhero fights to sitcom stories to fairy tales to a few 'things' Ellie remembered reading online before she was de aged.

Meanwhile, almost every single Justice League member has been noticing some oddities as of late. They can hear voices from no where, they feel like something is touching them when there is nothing, their muscles sometimes spasm without cause. And, on occasion, they find themselves sleepwalking as they dream of a giant telling a story.

No one brings this to the attention of the other members until several members get knocked out on a mission, only for their unconscious forms to start acting out a play.

(Or Danny accidentally makes several Justice League Voodoo dolls and a young Ellie keeps playing with them)

[sarcasticscepticles]

Raphael is the funniest antagonist in the game to me, he's a powerful devil trying to steal your soul and speaks to you in rhymes that he probably practices in the mirror, he has his own incubus that says he's a bottom only and bad in bed, and then you can call him out. You can go and rob him blind and then kick his ass in his own house.

You can ask some guy he had you kill if he wants to help you kick his ass, and if you convince him he'll go 'yeah sure I bet you'll win' while Raphael is standing right there.

[secretly-a-catamount]

short(er) girlfriend dragging her tall(er) boyfriend around by his tie, my beloved.

[anetherealpoetess]

men thinking galadriel kissing anyone but sauron will kill off us haladriels is so funny to me. any setback just makes us stronger. stab us in the back with the pointy bits of a crown and then run us through with a thousand knives. we'll just turn into rat-eating sludge, flop down a mountain, chew up a cart driver, and resurface as an even hotter, cuntier version of ourselves.

[jackals-ships]

f/ovember posting <3

settled on this year ill be doing f/ovember in a "if/when I have the spoons" kinda way. with the ones im affectionately dubbing The Bastard Squad;

Lotor and Solas are in charge since they're the only sort of responsible ones

marazhai is in a cage bc he growled at me and for his crimes he now has to Play Nice

sendak and gods most violent trout are also here <3

and they definitely Want to be here and i am NOT. holding them hostage. no matter what they might say-

(+ anyone else on the list ur curious about is also free game! i just chose imo The Funniest Combination)

[bebx]

people making “hot takes” about fictional villains and/or other problematic fictional things and then going deep in details into analyzing why this fictional villain is bad and why liking them makes you a bad person in real life, or why shipping x and y together makes you a walking red flag, and then thinking they did something and that their post made such Cultural Impact will never not make me laugh because my brother in christ, they are Not Real. it’s fine if some people don’t like this thing. and it’s fine if some other people do like said thing. there’s nothing to analyze about because the entire existence of the topic you’re crying over is fictional and shouldn’t be used to determine and measure someone’s moral compass. people can be a hardcore fan of slasher movies, in which fictional characters got cut to pieces in the most brutal way, and be a total sweetheart who’s against violence in real life. also this is the same as blaming video games and horror movies for bad things that happen in the real world and, as a result, completely dismissing the actual roots of the problem by blaming it on something that’s fictional (because it’s easier to blame video games and horror movies than to discuss the real problem and its actual roots that aren’t video games or horror movies).

so your “hot take” isn’t actually a hot take but a cry for attention and validation from your fandom at best, a pathetic excuse and a means to stir drama out of nothing just so you could harass other real people over something fictional in the name of being “morally superior” at worst. the only person you’re exposing with these hot takes of yours is really just yourself. cheers!

[buttercupshands]

hello hi I have no idea how I started drawing again

[m-o-o-n-f-i-r-e]

my favorite type of ship is 100% the ones where they have unending love and devotion and trust for each other. would do anything for the other. would do whatever the other said without question because they know that whatever it is, their partner knows what they are doing and they would trust them with their life. they could move mountains with their love. they would kill for their love. they would do anything for their love. everyone in the room can see that they are connected on the deepest level and will never be separated. nothing can break them apart. they are always on the same level, they know every thought that goes through their lovers head. when they are in a room together they control everything that happens. when they are apart they would tear up the earth to find each other. they would kill god for their love and give gods throne to their love. that kind of love is the best shit

[triple-pupil]

Hello, shippers.

Do you want a hella complicated ship?

A ship with so much hate between the parties it's unbearable?

A ship where the characters desire to destroy each other to a fault, but meanwhile they'll go and have way more tension than they should?

I present...

This pair of weirdos.

Because seriously, WHY DOES THIS SCENE HAVE THIS WEIRD TENSION????

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT?????

IT'S BLINDING

FUCK ALREADY, KILL EACH OTHER, DO SOMETHING ALREADY