#ship: villainous things

[jackals-ships]

fellas is it gay to make your best bro armor, fellas is it gay to spend half a season making heart eyes at each other, FELLAS,

repost time babiee bc i couldn't find the og + wanted to fiddle with jackals hair <3

taglist; @dearhartselfships @hoppinkiss @one-winged-dreams @goldenworldsabound

[aspiringjester]

bro i could be dead in a ditch somewhere and my favorite and i mean FAVORITE thing in svsss fanfics is when qijiu are being their usual fucked up selves and people are horrified at how sj treats yqy who OBVIOUSLY has feelings for him and then are DOUBLE horrified bc he's a freak that likes it

idk just the reveal that like "hey maybe they're BOTH fucked up" just genuinely brings me so much joy i love them so much they're both little freaks

[secretly-a-catamount]

short(er) girlfriend dragging her tall(er) boyfriend around by his tie, my beloved.

[countlessofvoids]

Hiccup was a runt, the most awkward, frailest guy around. He was created with the intent of being someone who's different from everyone else; both in his design and story. Someone who's weak around people who value strenght, someone who befriends dragons while others want to kill them. Hiccup makes up for his physical weakness with compassion and trying to bring peace to both sides.

Which is why in his every iteration after the first movie (+ ROB); Hiccup is a 6'1, modern beauty standart who can easily beat everyone in combat no matter how more build or/and experienced they are, unless the writers decide they need to higher the stakes, or they have other characters fight the enemy for him.

[templegate]

Something something about rebelling against the predetermined roles given to you by switching places. About muddying the waters of your archetypes until you can't tell whos who anymore. Idk man i just like drawing these two posed up

[kumari8670]

an AU for Atlantis: The Lost Empire where Rourke and Helga were, in fact, "in this together" please 💥💥💥

(i will never ever forgive him...)

[robocatfan]

Ok ok to… de-traumatize myself from what I almost just read:

Wild robot au where Vontra survives getting crushed/ or gets repaired after her ship goes back to civilization, and she just goes on as usual.

But

Just like at the end of the movie, Roz comes back to civilization and she recognizes her and remembers how she made her fail her mission.

So just like how Roz overrides her og programming and starts developing emotions while taking care of her son, Vontra also does the same… but instead of being because of love it’s because of hate for this this very specific ROZZUM unit-

[kirabasai]

svsss au where there's a system glitch that happens as shen yuan saves liu qingge from his qi deviation, resulting in sy's system being linked to lqg as well. aka, they share a system account. they share quests and points and everything. this... Changes things. such as well, the implications and fallout of an early system/identity reveal to one person, someone that hated the original shen qingque. but also, lqg being forced to have to work together and cooperate with an "imposter"! like in my head i can see lqg being rlly conflicted abt everything that's going on at the start. sy will get over it somewhat quickly i think because sure, why not, fuck you system!! but also in pidw lqg isn't a major character so i can see him having less hangups abt working w him. like his experience w lqg is basically a blank slate. but lqg? he has history w sqq. he simultaneously is on a blank slate and a huge monolith of history/shared experiences/past. he needs to not only adapt to that but also his new situation of sharing sy's system.

i've been microwaving this idea in my head for the last day or so and mmmm yes.s i love lqg. i haven't read svsss in like 4 or 5 years maybe so my memory of certain things is kinda fuzzy but i Cannot get this au idea out of my head

[b1ue-me1ody]

Just thinking about my f/o finding me physically attractive and flirting with me makes me hyperventilate

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The Princess' Dolls

After Danny has ascended to the throne of the ghost king, something goes wrong with his clone Ellie. Her form destabilizes again, and when they stabilize her, she's physically only five or six years old.

Danny takes to watching her, but looking after a half ghost child is a lot harder than it looks, especially when Ellie learns duplication but can't seem to figure out how to undo it for hours on end, and each clone gets bored really fast. To counter this, Danny makes Ellie a set of dolls, all modeled after the Justice League and various related figures. He even uses a special enchantment he learned to make sure the dolls stay intact no matter what Ellie puts them through.

Ellie loves the dolls and she and her clones have a tendency to put together large productions using them, ranging from superhero fights to sitcom stories to fairy tales to a few 'things' Ellie remembered reading online before she was de aged.

Meanwhile, almost every single Justice League member has been noticing some oddities as of late. They can hear voices from no where, they feel like something is touching them when there is nothing, their muscles sometimes spasm without cause. And, on occasion, they find themselves sleepwalking as they dream of a giant telling a story.

No one brings this to the attention of the other members until several members get knocked out on a mission, only for their unconscious forms to start acting out a play.

(Or Danny accidentally makes several Justice League Voodoo dolls and a young Ellie keeps playing with them)

[shanastoryteller]

do you like castiel?

no

[jackals-ships]

i keep getting articles for the live action voltron which. i Will be annoying about. btw. an like yeah im curious What they'll do for lotor but im curious if they'll include sendak or if they'll include him as yurak,,,

anyways look at my horrible cat. kicking him repeatedly

[kj-beastboy]

Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!

yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)

it's so common in fandoms!

I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.

I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorry💔

I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actually🤕 feel like the most NT autistic person ever.

anyway here's a doodle!

[sarcasticscepticles]

Raphael is the funniest antagonist in the game to me, he's a powerful devil trying to steal your soul and speaks to you in rhymes that he probably practices in the mirror, he has his own incubus that says he's a bottom only and bad in bed, and then you can call him out. You can go and rob him blind and then kick his ass in his own house.

You can ask some guy he had you kill if he wants to help you kick his ass, and if you convince him he'll go 'yeah sure I bet you'll win' while Raphael is standing right there.

[sapphicstoria]

I don’t understand how anyone thinks jonathan doesn’t want to be with nancy, or that he doesn’t love her. He was talking about not wanting to be like his father.

“He said he wanted to slow motion break up with her and said she’d ditch her dreams to be with him!”

If that’s what people take out of Jonathan’s breakdown to Argyle, then you did not understand the scene or his character. He was abused by that man, and also watched him destroy his mother and family. He was finally able to live a normalish life in a new place, and the unfortunate thing about that is that he now has time to sit and think about everything he went through years prior. He seen his father ruin his mother’s dreams, and that’s the one thing that he doesn’t want to do. So to say he’s like Lonnie, or that he’s a terrible boyfriend, is insane when he’s the exact opposite as Lonnie. He wants Nancy to achieve her dreams, to get into college. He loves her so much, that he was willing to end the relationship, just so he wouldn’t drag her down or ruin her chances of getting her dreams. He wants to see Nancy succeed and become successful. He’s just traumatized and has fears of becoming like his abusive father.