#self ship rambles

[b1ue-me1ody]

Just thinking about my f/o finding me physically attractive and flirting with me makes me hyperventilate

[ordowrites]

i want to worship diluc's body and make him feel loved and appreciated and happy. to just hold him on his bad days and help him with work so he's less stressed. maybe he could lay his burdens down for awhile to breathe - respite from the troubles he carries in his heart and body.

i can't fix him but i wish i could help ease his burdens some. and let him know he does not have to live in the dark alone.

[sonixxandshadssweetie]

your f/o LOVES your hip dips! everytime they see your hip dips they practically drool at the sight of you (and if they aren't more outward with their emotions then trust me, they're drooling in their head) your f/o loves pressing their hands against your love handles!! (they're called love handles for a reason!) they can't get enough of you!! every time you even start thinking negatively about your body, they just wanna shut you up with a kiss! they love you so much!!

[stanfordpinesenbyhusband]

I'm glad that my family doesn't do the whole 'when are you going to get a boyfriend' thing cuz like I technically have a boyfriend to be more precise I have several boyfriends and a girlfriend and a husband but like how do you explain that to your family especially with your family recognizing/knowing a good chunk of those characters and some of those characters are not human and are older then you

Pro.ship/com.ship DNI

[woobab]

hey selfship community uhh

.... 👀

What if.... I made a ref for a fankid I have...

[starryseafo4m]

Me: Woah! I'm getting back to a game/show that I liked for a while but dropped it for a bit cuz of burnout I'm so glad I'm getting interested in it again!

My mind: do a self insert

[pastelpousay]

Y’all don’t understand like…all I can do is think of hades and rina all I can do is talk about Hadina, all I can do is eat sleep and breathe in their relationship and the love they feel for each other like y’all don’t understand

(I’m bout the cry yall.. why can’t they be canon 😿 and why can’t hades be real)

[beetlestarshine]

Sorry selfship posting here but

I love the thought of Soda calling BJ “Zebracake” because it’s one of his favorite sweet snack foods and it probably ended up happening because one day he was like “oh look it’s got black and white stripes it looks just like you”

[ryez-loveyz]

woah.. just got the most vivid image of holding otto's hands? like i legit felt and saw them for a moment. wild,,,

lil photo of him. for the sillies

[mostsicklyofhearts]

Whenever you're sad about an F/O dying just imagine them waking up next to you scared and talking about having the most vivid and scary nightmare they've had in their entire life. You'll be able to comfort them, to make sure they know that everything is all right, and you'd never let that happen to them <3

[roseselfship]

HEAR ME OUT

Okay, so... Out of the clear blue, I was thinking of a ship name for me and Lyney! And *POOF* Ta-da! LynRose! 🌹🪄 So for now on, I will tag my self-insert x Canon art as #lynrose🪄🌹

[stanfordpinesenbyhusband]

So I've technically been self shipping for like a decade or so but only really get into the community until recent years

the reason for me actually joining the selfship community? Thomas and Friends I'm not joking btw I got into the selfship community because I started shipping myself with an arrogant talking train (aka gordon the big engine) and got recommendations for selfship posts and stuff and I'm happy that tumblr recommended me selfship stuff because I really love self shipping it brings me so much joy also due to me being in this community I found something out about myself that being that I'm ficto! I'm really happy that I got into this community :]

Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please

[woobab]

pavlova spaghetti one year anniversary coming soon,,,, APRIL 21ST LOCK IT IN YOUR CALENDARS 💕💕

[the-dark-fae-and-her-fos]

I am having intense feels for Sonny Carisi, Bucky Barnes, and Tony Stark. I do NOT know what to do with myself about this.

I also just got my hair done and cannot stop thinking about the three of them reacting to it.

The feels are too much. Help.

[pastelpousay]

OKAY I JUST HAD THE CUTEST LITTLE FUCKING IDEA EVER!!

SO EARLIER TODAY I HAD THE CUTEST FREAKING IDEA SO I WAS THINKING SINCE ALL THE DISNEY PRINCESS’S HAVE PALACE PETS WHY DONT THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND VILLAINS LIKE OMGGG. LIKEE WHAT IF RINA HAD A PALACE PET I REALLY WANNA MAKE HER ONE AND ID IMAGINE IT WAS PROBABLY ONE HADES GOT HER A PET AND PROBABLYFOR HER BIRTHDAY

(I was thinking maybe like a pet Pegasus or like a mini puppy version of Cerberus or something)

[outdatedcakes]