#self ship rambles

[b1ue-me1ody]

Just thinking about my f/o finding me physically attractive and flirting with me makes me hyperventilate

[ordowrites]

i want to worship diluc's body and make him feel loved and appreciated and happy. to just hold him on his bad days and help him with work so he's less stressed. maybe he could lay his burdens down for awhile to breathe - respite from the troubles he carries in his heart and body.

i can't fix him but i wish i could help ease his burdens some. and let him know he does not have to live in the dark alone.

[sonixxandshadssweetie]

your f/o LOVES your hip dips! everytime they see your hip dips they practically drool at the sight of you (and if they aren't more outward with their emotions then trust me, they're drooling in their head) your f/o loves pressing their hands against your love handles!! (they're called love handles for a reason!) they can't get enough of you!! every time you even start thinking negatively about your body, they just wanna shut you up with a kiss! they love you so much!!

[guzmasenbyboyfriend]

I'm glad that my family doesn't do the whole 'when are you going to get a boyfriend' thing cuz like I technically have a boyfriend to be more precise I have several boyfriends and a girlfriend and a husband but like how do you explain that to your family especially with your family recognizing/knowing a good chunk of those characters and some of those characters are not human and are older then you

Pro.ship/com.ship DNI

[woobab]

hey selfship community uhh

.... 👀

What if.... I made a ref for a fankid I have...

[starryseafo4m]

Me: Woah! I'm getting back to a game/show that I liked for a while but dropped it for a bit cuz of burnout I'm so glad I'm getting interested in it again!

My mind: do a self insert

[pastelpousay]

GUYS GUYS GUYSSS I JUST FUCKING NOTICED SOMETHING

THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND SINCE DAY ONE BUT THE WAY HADES HANDS ARE LIKE FAR BIGGER THAN MEGS

LIKE LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE DIFFERENCE YALL DJSKSKKSKWKEK AND RINA IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE SO DAMN IS THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY MASSIVE DJJDKDKD

Like remember that on scene where he literally had HIS ENTIRE ONE HAND around Megs torso or some shit bro he’s actually like humongous bro 💀😭😭

HERJEJEK RINA AND HADES TRY AND HOLD HANDS ANS ITS LITERALLY JUST HADES HOLDING HERS

HE CAN LITERALLY PICK HER UP WITH SUCH EASE LIKE UTS NOT EVEN A PROBLEM (I mean he’s a god so)

BUT STILL LIKE SJJDJDJW HADES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NFLDKKDSDKSKKSK HOLD RINA HOLD HERR PICK HER UPPP

[beetlestarshine]

Sorry selfship posting here but

I love the thought of Soda calling BJ “Zebracake” because it’s one of his favorite sweet snack foods and it probably ended up happening because one day he was like “oh look it’s got black and white stripes it looks just like you”

[the-dark-fae-and-her-fos]

The feels are HITTING y’all and guess who’s back on their batfamily bullshit…👀

I don’t think I’ve ever spoken about my Batfam S/I and subsequent ship with Dick Grayson or Will Harper, depending on the mood I’m in, on here (talking about the Young Justice versions specifically but I am in love with Dick in every iteration just know).

Right now the Dick Grayson feels are INTENSE so I’m so focused on him and just the Batfam! I love them!

[ryez-loveyz]

woah.. just got the most vivid image of holding otto's hands? like i legit felt and saw them for a moment. wild,,,

lil photo of him. for the sillies

[mostsicklyofhearts]

Whenever you're sad about an F/O dying just imagine them waking up next to you scared and talking about having the most vivid and scary nightmare they've had in their entire life. You'll be able to comfort them, to make sure they know that everything is all right, and you'd never let that happen to them <3

[guzmasenbyboyfriend]

On the pokécenter website they were selling guzma’s jacket but it’s out of stock and I highly doubt that they’re ever going to restock it which makes me really sad because I really want it I would absolutely love to have my boyfriend’s jacket

I could probably make my own tho

Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please

[woobab]

pavlova spaghetti one year anniversary coming soon,,,, APRIL 21ST LOCK IT IN YOUR CALENDARS 💕💕

[roseselfship]

HEAR ME OUT

Okay, so... Out of the clear blue, I was thinking of a ship name for me and Lyney! And *POOF* Ta-da! LynRose! 🌹🪄 So for now on, I will tag my self-insert x Canon art as #lynrose🪄🌹

[pastelpousay]

Y’all don’t understand like…all I can do is think of hades and rina all I can do is talk about Hadina, all I can do is eat sleep and breathe in their relationship and the love they feel for each other like y’all don’t understand

(I’m bout the cry yall.. why can’t they be canon 😿 and why can’t hades be real)

[outdatedcakes]