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[guzmasenbyboyfriend]

Me and my buggy boy <3

S/i is transmasc enby and uses they/he pronouns

Link to Picrew

Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please

[guzmasenbyboyfriend]

I love this gif so much just because I think it’s really funny

he’s so funny and cute I love him so much <3

SELFSHIPPERS PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVORITE GIF OR PICTURE OR CLIP OF YOUR F/O!! OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF MERCH WHETHER YOU OWN IT OR NOT!! ANY FAVORITES!!

i want to see all of your beloveds!!!

[poyell]

Day 31 - Aftermath

[sakustars]

HQ!! BOYS AS TROPES

sfw; fluff; gn!reader; child/parenting(?) in sakusa’s

ft: hinata, tanaka, atsumu, sakusa, osamu

you never thought you’d survive long distance with hinata. but seeing him at the airport after so long made every sombre facetime and pillow cuddled at night worth it.

a mutual run-up to each other resulted in a large crash, engulfing each other in your arms, pressing your face into his neck pillow and attempting to stop his suitcases falling over.

distantly, you registered a couple teenagers filming, no doubt to post on social media for all the fans hinata had started gathering after being announced as an upcoming member of msby black jackals.

but you were too wrapped up in squeezing him as close as possible, though you were already pressed flush, and breathing him in, to acknowledge them.

the one-sided enemies to lovers with tanaka started with a misunderstanding. poor boy saw you talking to kiyoko about homework and instantly saw you as competition.

he would butt into conversations between you and the manager and watch you around school — to make sure you weren’t doing anything bad!

however, eventually, in one conversation he’d interrupted, you laughed a little too sweetly at something he’d said, and you were looking a little too fine walking to second period maths.

since then, he was whipped, but took a while to confess to you, much too nervous that you would hate him because of his bad behaviour when you first met. but thankfully, you returned his feelings.

childhood friends to lovers was a natural progression with atsumu. though, you couldn’t exactly pinpoint the moment you actually fell.

maybe when you were five, carefully plastering a dinosaur bandaid over his knee after he fell off his bike. he had been looking up at you with watery eyes and a wobbly lip, with an awestruck expression that had even your tiny heart picking up.

or maybe love came with the relief when you found out that you were going to the same highschool. going to separate schools and falling out of contact was a very real fear, so learning that you would still be walking with him everyday was a huge reassurance.

but you had fallen for definite by your third year, when he finally confessed to you with an over-the-top bouquet on valentines day after escaping his fangirls, proven by your immediate acceptance and pouncing on him for a kiss.

you had never considered yourself to want to get involved with a child, but that all changed when single dad sakusa walked into swim lessons with his little boy.

you worried about coming off as unprofessional, waiting to make sure he was definitely subtly flirting back with you before you decided to make a move.

fortunately, sakusa beat you to the punch, asking you to dinner after his son earned his 20metre badge, as ‘appreciation for your hard work’

when you started dating for real, his son was ecstatic, you had been his favourite instructor, though getting him to call you your name instead of l/n-san had been a struggle at the beginning — and you definitely didn’t cry the first time he referred to you as his parent.

now it was a usual sight in the morning to see him sat on the kitchen counter as you poured his cereal, still in pyjamas, with sakusa latched onto your back like a barnacle, muttering how pretty you looked into your bedhead.

owning the flower shop across from osamu’s restaurant was a mutual benefit. you got discounted onigiri at a walking distance, and he got to stare at your pretty face through the windows separating you.

you also couldn’t deny the growing feelings you were harbouring for the man — he was handsome, and kind, and fed you.

it all happened one night when he had invited you and some others to stay late at his restaurant to watch a game his brother was playing on the tv. you had prepared a beautiful bouquet of sunflowers and orange tulips as a thank you.

the night progressed and your cheeks had heated from the couple shots of saké you had indulged in. you had been sat at the front of the kitchen, watching his back flex as he chopped ingredients for the next day, and muttered a bit too loudly — “god, just go out with me already.”

of course he had heard you, and now the both of you were blushing heavily as he wrote his number down on a notepad and organised to meet for coffee the following sunday.

🪐 a/n: reblogs, likes and comments r very appreciated <3

[greg-montgomery]

I saw a TikTok where a girl had her nails colored as her bf's 'tip' and I just kept thinking about you showing your freshly painted nails to Aaron and he says "I like it but why this color?" and you're like "cuz it's the color of your dick" and now everytime you wear that polish he gets a little flustered and only you two would know why

that’s so unhinged i love it 😭😭

you come back home sooo proud of your new nails set and you go stand in front of aaron doing this cute thing where you show others your nails 😭 and he knows it makes you happy so every time you show him your nails he’s always excited and interested to see them!!

this time tho the color looks…familiar to him???? but he can’t put his finger on it!! so he’s like “🤨🤨🤨 what’s this color?” and you’re like “😌😋 don’t you recognize it???”

but ofc how can he think that it’s the color of his actual dick lmfaoooooooo 😭😭😭 so you grab his crotch and you tell him that it’s the color of one of your favorite parts of his body 😏 and he blushes sooooooo hard when the realisation hits!!!

he’s like “did you show them a photo for reference or what” and you tell him you’d recognise it everywhere so you didn’t need to obviously 🙄

you give him a handjob that day so you can test how accurate the color is to the tip of his cock <3333

[housewifebuck]

literally cannot stop thinking about buck cooking dinner for his boys in 6x01. they’re so fucking domestic

[elliot-rambles]

OH MY GOD NICO IS LITERALLY WEDNESDAY

HSHSHHDHD I JUST PEEKED AT YALLS PRONOUNS PAGES AND. THE PARALLELS

NICO IF YOURE SEEING THIS. HSHHFDJDJF SORRY BUT OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN love ur pronouns.cc tho, great job!/gen

YOOOOO THATS SO COOL!!!!!! - 🫶🪐🍄 Wow. That's... Certainly interesting. I've never really watched the series, but it seems entertaining. Wednesday seems interesting, too. Desirclaws and Desirfangs are interesting terms - Eli will probably add them to xer pronouns.cc later. Hi, Wednesday. Hi, Dice. Hi everybody else who I can't be bothered to greet - just know I recognise you. - 🌧️💀🖤

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

adding tme to my bio bc while on one hand announcing my birth sex makes me dysphoric on the other hand. some of you are misogynists

[coffinkissez]

faq:

are my obey me ocs single?

yes!

[stxrrlit]

FINALLY fully reading the twilight saga and nothing pisses me off more than bella being just SOO convinced that the werewolves couldn't fight vampires...

sis...

SHUT UPPPPPP.

[guzmasenbyboyfriend]

On the pokécenter website they were selling guzma’s jacket but it’s out of stock and I highly doubt that they’re ever going to restock it which makes me really sad because I really want it I would absolutely love to have my boyfriend’s jacket

I could probably make my own tho

Pro.shippers/com.shippers DNI please

[oneinamillion-x]

I don't think people understand how mental health works

Normal people don't just bounce back after having 30 different things happen to them in a short amount of time

That would just be silly.

[evileyekabuki]

ROLE MODEL CORE

⌛️🪐⌛️🪐⌛️

“Ooh (ooh, ooh)

Life's better on Saturn

Got to break this pattern

Of floating away

Ooh (ooh, ooh)

Find something worth saving

It's all for the taking

I always say

I'll be better on Saturn

None of this matters

Dreaming of Saturn, oh

I'll be better on Saturn

None of this matters

Dreaming of Saturn, oh” ~ Saturn by SZA

[greg-montgomery]

sometimes aaron blinks so so softly and it makes me melt. he does it so often. just softly blinking <3

[bunny-kisser]

Someone described the Cyrus/Guzma ship as "the parental issues ship" and. yeah. I think that's why I latched onto them both and why I think their dynamic would work despite their very different personalities. Cyrus 🤝 Orion 🤝 Guzma; Having emotional regulation issues due to parental issues

[k-kroomie]

Sooo I am feeling the Gender blues, so I let Marilyn(Miles) feel the Gender blues !!

ENJOY!!