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Really wish the road 96 sequel had been about the Sanchez siblings rather than Zoe.
#i finished my final playthrough a couple weeks ago but i miss sonya#shes such a hot mess i love her#road 96#sonya sanchez#stan mitch and the kid
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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ohhhhhh Sandra-Lynn Faeth my beloved. she's everything. she's a high school dropout. she's a messy bitch. she's a MILF. she's divorced. she's in a polyamorous situationship. she shagged an archdevil. she went from a single mother of one to the semi-legal guardian of a 9 teenagers, one adult, 15 cats and a gryphon. she's had multiple affairs. she lives in a haunted house. she tells Fig not to smoke and immediately takes a drag off her cloves. her taste in partners is absolutely inscrutable. she's even bisexual. truly who is doing it like her
#im so glad brennan earnestly presents her as this flawed person doing her best with the bad hand she's been dealt#i feel like next to jawbone 'most emotionally intelligent guy ever' o'shaughnessy#she comes off as more of a hot mess than she is. but like. parents are just people yk#and i love that junior year is giving us more of the bad parents because it really drives that home#they're just as prone to impulsive behaviour and bad decisions as their kids#they're just a little more mature about it#anyway. bad parents sidequest when#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high dimension 20#fantasy high d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#sandra lynn faeth#sandralynn faeth
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What did/do you like about Pharah?
Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.
Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).
But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.
There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.
Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.
#i was a diehard pharmercy shipper back then btw#the inherent homoerotic experience of pharmercy gameplay.#the homoerotic experience of looking to the skies to fly to safety under the protection of your knight in shining armor#the homoerotic experience of feeling white hot murderous rage at an enemy trying to pick off your pocket mercy#i still kinda despise gency lmao. you cannot convince me mercy would be in love with genji. at all.#he'd make her feel so uncomfortable and guilty. in my head. the canon is obviously different#gency is sexless. absolutely zero bite or tension.#i could go on about mercy and how her character has so much missed potential#i'm no longer in my overwatch fandom phase but#i still think about that new flirty line they added in ow2 where mercy goes “ahh you're like my knight in shining armor!”#and pharah goes “that's what i'm goin for ;)” and i sigh dreamily#really happy that pharah outright says she's a lesbian too but it's hard to feel good about rep when you know blizzard uses it for pr#to be honest i'm willing to bet cash that blizzard's keeping pharmercy in their back pocket as ammo for the next controversy#last year we already saw logs about pharah fretting and taking care of mercy and the two talking about how good it is to see each other#tbh pharah has the same energy/demeanor as applejack. cheerful and competitive in a can of whoopass#but yeah overall pharah's a pretty shallow character. i have IDEAS on how i'd go about deepening her but. whatever#that's sorta what happens when you have to juggle a cast of 40 characters. a lot get left with the bare minimum#ok so i wrote this entire post up saying that pharah isn't in ow2's storymode when she is. she's in the story i just. forgot#because she doesn't do or contribute anything interesting#ok i'm stopping here. overwatch's story is such an interesting narrative mess i could go on for hours#i dunno how you come up with such incredible character designs and give them such an unincredible story#it's also so so so interesting seeing the conflicting takes on characters the writers have#mercy in gameplay and voicelines is peppy and cheerful and optimistic#but mercy in the storymode journal logs is tired. jaded. a total shut in who forgets to leave her room and social#and YES! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!! THAT'S MERCY TO ME!!! THE DOCTOR WHO FORGETS TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF#ask me#anon
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When Rhaenys was still alive, Steve Toussaint played Corlys as such a vibrant older man. Someone still striving and full of the joy of living, even in dark moments. Their interplay, him and Eve Best as Rhaenys, was a delight. For all their flaws as characters, and the wrong he did her and his sons Alyn and Addam, they had one of the rare true love marriages in Westeros.
They even endured the loss of their children, something that often breaks marriages, and still loved each other so much.
But now Toussaint, himself still a clearly very energetic and commanding presence irl at age 59, is playing Corlys as hollowed out. The life inside him all left with Rhaenys. He looks weary down to his very bones. He made his grand ship, once named for his own glory, hers. And in many ways, he himself is living just to be hers. To turn all he built for her into a funeral pyre for the cause she felt worth dying for.
As their granddaughter put it:
I adore love stories, including tragic ones. And what Toussaint is doing now--and the chemistry he and Best played when Rhaenys was alive-- is a master class in acting and fits perfectly with the wide array we see of the fallout of war and all the ways it breaks people. He and Rhaenys should have gotten to continue growing old together and died in peace together, surrounded by all the glory and comfort he had won for her. Instead he will spend it all, and all the strength he has left, in her name.
#corlys velaryon#rhaenys targaryen#steve toussaint#house of the dragon#eve best#hotd meta#i like male characters whose love i can relate to as a queer woman - NOT because it's perfectly healthy and flawless (i can relate to#Rhaenyra and she's a hot mess)#but because of its intensity - he loves her first and *most*. always.
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ITS DONE
#the artstyle didnt turn out horrendous shes kinda..#Textwall of her lore if you care <33#its somewhat readable i think#thats not even all of it#ive thrown her into every game and her backstory is a hot mess as well#i dont think people in the artw fandom know lost ark or ffxiv tho#obey me obviously but#I LOVE HERR#however i did get distracted and doodle a BUNCH#ill post that later though its fineeee... (11:30. i started as soon as i got home (about 3:40?) 😇😇😇#she's so silly <33#arcana twilight#arcana twilight summoner#arcana twilight oc
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RIP zenet surrow u would love cobra starship
#bakugan#bakugan battle brawlers#gundalian invaders#bakugan gundalian invaders#zenet surrow#headcanon#I KNOW she’s a hot mess girlie…#sorry for the low effort posts…#ares posts like it’s twitter#she’s so early 2000s scene teen dream I love her more than anything#she would love early 2000s alt pop or whatever u call it
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It's honestly so fucking funny how dead Trinity Soul is. Almost every single piece of Persona media released since has been dedicated to making that poor twink noncannonical.
#Persona 4 gave Adachi a persona#P4 Arena shows that the P3 gang still have their persona's#both P5 spin offs give you an adult persona users in the form of Zenkichi and Toshiro while Royal gives you Maruki#also TS shows that Atlus will never design a good time skip Akihiko#closest they got was the one sprite they used in his arena epilogue#and only the design from the epilogue#His base arena design is a mess#and not in a hot mess he makes it work like Mitsuru type of way#but just a bad design#his evoker is on the wrong side in his offical artwork#I have words about the Arena designs for the P3 cast#but the jist is#Koro is peak#Ken is fine but boring (he had better concept designs but they were probably scrapped for the sake of game play)#Mitsuru is a hot mess but she makes it work#Akihiko is getting put down#Junpei is peak and I love the addition of the necklace he got from Chidori#Yukari is in a costume but she rocks the feather pink look#Aigis looks the same but her portraits with the trench coat are great#also changing the ribbon to a tie is a pretty funny change#Fuuka with long hair feels wrong but honestly it's not bad#she looks pretty cute and her style is pretty much the same#persona#persona 3#persona 4#persona 5
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Let’s be real, Bedelia is the most embarrassing thing about Hannibal’s life. Smart, tasteful, accomplished, admired, beautiful, charismatic, cold, calculating! She is the ideal woman for a man like him. And he absolutely wanted her, probably hoped she was the one before he met Will - and she thought he was a loser! Bedelia could not fucking stick him! Most perfect woman for a serial killer in Baltimore? Looks like a job for the fumbler!
#Will hates her because she was an option! Hannibal wanted her BAD#Hannibal was trying to make it work when his life with Will fell through and she wasn’t having it#she was frightened absolutely but I think she was a little disdainful the entire time#it wasn’t true love obviously but like. kinda because she didn’t want him or his issues not the other way around#Hannibal is not cool. he fucked that up so badly it’s hilarious#bedelia du maurier#hannibal#hannibal lecter#I don’t necessarily ship them but I get why people do#but again! man fumbled that horribly. Will is a catch but also is he? he’s a mess too. mega hot loser 4 mega hot oser
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Me, rewatching random Eleven-era episodes, worrying that my takes on Amy & Rory might be slightly OOC and then realizing that the writers of the show threw about five different characterizations/motivations on them throughout their run, depending on the episode and that means I get to just pick one to make my foundation and then develop it out properly:
#doctor who#eleven x amy x rory#eleventh doctor#aletterinthenameofsanity#my fics#fanfic#ao3#amy pond#rory wiliams#listen rory has a mostly good characterization based around being caring/being a nurse who is not as onboard with the TARDIS at first#but loves Amy enough to fall in love with the TARDIS too#But then we get weird episodes where being the Last Centurion (a gesture of extreme patience/love) is turned into him randomly being badass#and Amy's characterization is a HOT MESS#depending on the episode#she literally gets made into whatever the plot wants her to be#case in point: Good Man Goes to War/Wedding of River Song/Asylum of the Daleks#So I feel much better abt my characterization because at least it's consistent development based in some foundation from the parts i liked
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Hey Fort? It's hot out here, right?
"Yes, it's Thailand, so-?"
Yeah... just a second, can you hold this with your face a moment?
*sticks a strip of Gaff tape right between his eyes.*
Just, like, for 15 seconds.
*waits while it gets hot*
Perfect.
*rips the gaff tape- and his unibrow- off*
#love in the air#lita#prapai#side note just because it's a rookie mistake#BabyCousin (Peat's age) and I have a bit of a gift war with Xmas each year#i started it- i wrapped her gift in 13 layers of paper and tape and when she finally got down to it#the card was empty and I had her gift in my pocket#she tried to kill me with scissors#anyways#when she was in college she wrapped my gift in gaff tape because she had a part time job in a theater#gaff tape is insanely sticky don't fuck with it we use it constantly#and i wrapped hers with simple packing tape#she was so proud of herself because gaff take is a pain in the ass#and I just look at it; then look outside at the snow; and asked if she left it in her car#she was like '? yeah? so ?'#one good yank and it was open easy as can be#I handed her gift to her and said 'next time use a hair dryer'#it took an hour for her to get that bitch open#you want to fuck with someone- always heat the tape#gaff tape especially turns into just about a solid brick if it gets hot#i hate using gaff someone left out in the heat; you'll get blisters even trying to pull 6 inches#which is a random ass tangent to go on on this post but if you've read this far then now you know the trick to really messing with tape#Watch
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@ all the people who dislike how big of a role moiraine played in season 1 of wot on prime.......i feel so disconnected from u i think we might actually be living on different planets lol
expanding and focusing on moiraine's perspective is the best (if not ONLY) way to adapt the early parts of the story in a new medium that doesn't allow for alternating pov the way chapters in a book can. on its face, the initial elevator pitch for wheel of time is a somewhat generic chosen one narrative. as the story progresses it becomes increasingly complex and unique, particularly in how it discusses the nature of prophecy vs interpretation/individual will and rand vs philosophy/religious themes. all of which are ideas that make the series so good in the first place but are also impossible to really capture fully upon initial introduction. this is a series that builds, its rewards are found the longer you stick with it and realize just how much of a falling dominoes situation rj has carefully lined up. and don't forget rand might be The Chosen One™ but you also need to find a way to introduce and set up the rest of the ef5
how do you make that beginning more engaging and give it a better hook? how do you adequately communicate the scale of the threat facing the world and what the dragon reborn even means? how do you make sure everyone in the ef5 is given an adequate amount of screen time? don't focus on the chosen one, focus on THE SEEKER!!!
moiraine can handle world building and exposition a bit better than the rest of the cast, given that she has literally been alive longer and seen more of the world aka can potentially answer audience questions as they come up. she also functions as both insider (aes sedai vs ef5) and outsider (ef5+moiraine vs white tower) as the story progresses, an interesting shift for her character and a cool way to mimic rj's whole thing about showing how easily characters can end up in over their heads. ALSO from a craft perspective, some of the strongest material to come out of the books, and arguably one of rj's greater talents as a writer, can be found in how much characterization is laid out in how characters see/perceive other characters. if you make moiraine the guiding force of the start of the narrative, you can translate this strength rather well to television -- you get to see how she sees the Edmonds field kids.
also. would you deny her the gift of receiving head bc they decided to confirm and expand on her gay little backstory. would u really go as far as to say she doesn't deserve a little (gay) head for all her trouble + suffering
#like i get it i have my i love moiraine goggles but come on lol#she brings so much more focus to the narrative??? without her it would just kind of be?? a split pov mess i feel?#television is different from books idk if anyone knows this#and i say this as a rand girly!!!! it wouldnt have worked to focus too much on him in s1 bc the cast is too large!!!#making moiraine the primary audience guide lets everyone else be introduced more naturally#its like the ppl who dont like rosamund bc shes not short like bro. we literally got an oscar nominated actress who is HOT and u r all#arguing about how they should have had a this tall to ride sign at auditions...be serious....#wot on prime#wheel of time#moiraine damodred#meta
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yargh. complicated characters save me complicated characters…
#im thinking about ceroba…#im thinking about how ive seen so many ppl (in ‘hot takes’) call her a bad mother for what she did to kanako#and im thinking about how its. silly to base the entire view of her as a character around one mistake#yes sure a very BIG mistake but still one mistake#i dont know if i would even say shes a bad mom. to do so would require me to make some kind of criteria to actually define#what MAKES a bad person#ive spoken before to a friend about how our concepts of good and bad as a whole r subjective anyway#but thats besides the point#i think ceroba as a interesting character becauseee of her mistakes because of her flaws#i think (er. KNOW) that she was a very caring mother. she loved kanako lots lots lots and did everything in her power to fix that mistake#but that doesnt take away that it still happened#im just rambling at this point. nonsense probably#but i think the reason i dislike the bad mom ceroba takes so much is that its reduction to her character in a way…#and that it cant and shouldnt rlly speak to her characterization before and after. yknow the incident#sorry thats a big mess….. i have thoughts i dont know how to speak them#i could say the same abt the other characters too… how ppl like to equate their whole view of a char#to only a few moments with that char#weve forgotten star tried briefly to take clovers soul </3 but oh well#ok im done jfkdkd this is disorganized
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uhm uh Stanley pines and luz
Red is Stan, ourple is Luz. Tbh I haven't watched GF in a while so I might be wrong but Stan really is the character ever (also Luz suffers a slight bit from Unremarkable Protagonist Syndrome, but gets better the more the series goes on, being just. amazing. in s2b and s3.)
#pulim's rambles#yeah he committed crimes but who caressss he was hot when doing that#and yeah she was a weirdo but who caressss she was really slaying#I feel like her dynamic w Amity is a bit of a mess and that sorta makes both their characters a bit worse#mainly because s1e3 Kinda Sucks#but her character arc is amazing i love it
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this reminds me did you listen to the song i tagged you jn
abhi suna heh song made me go 🤨😏but knowing that you love it makes me feel
#endeared and amused lmao#that line im not trying to get caught up in her mess but god when she walked in pushed me against a wall said ill make u forget abt my ex#so hot us when#that whole verse about lip gloss is weirdly sexy to me kuch zyada hi imagine kar liya maine#also also i thought this would be a remix of that mohabbatein wala song kya yehi pyar hai woh bhi kitna mast hai na#vio love
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Guys holy shit I’m finally starting to get normaler from the sickness
#I’ve had food poisoning Christmas Eve-Christmas#goddam papa John’s pizza I’ll kill those guys#emily had it too#I was throwing up crazy style#among other things 🤧#I slept for like 15 hours from yesterday evening thru today#it’s so messed up that poison took me for a RIDEEEE#emily is my angel tho she was so nice and supportive I love her so#I know she doesn’t feel so hot either tho bc she slept in till like 10:30 when usually 9 is the absolute latest for her lately#prey for me to continue healing y’all#delete later#reg banter
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