#she's never heard of it before

[beebfreeb]

[technically-human]

Red string of fate

Be strong, Niko

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[kotaki]

Cure Wonderful in FUN☆FUN☆Wonderful DAYS!

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[the-meme-monarch]

"if shermie is the baby in A Tale Of Two Stans then according to The Rest of the timeline he would've been a teen parent, and then dipper and mabel's parents would've been also, which would be kinda fucked up" I mean yeah alright. my mom had my brother when she was 17 and his dad was 16. I'm not saying it's a Great or even a particularly good thing but it does happen. the pines family is already so fucked up let's just add teen pregnancies to the mix. dipper and mabel's parents are getting divorced like canonically. their divorce is what kicks off the show

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[puppyeared]

I can teach you how to be just like me

crying all night, sleeping till three

[ooowyn]

return of the starwars disease

[bookwyrminspiration]

i cannot wait for the day the great gulon incident short story is published so people can stop fucking asking about it

[funishment-time]

[bmpmp3]

her.....................................

[comfymoth]

i saw lølø at a music festival this week and i just really wanted to draw her outfit, i thought it was so cute ^_^ big fan of her emo cheer routine

[elrxiel]

each time a G/wynriel says "Elriels wants Elain to be Gwyn so bad!" I lose another braincell trying to understand how someone can be so delusional and absolutely blind to canon sequences repeated over and over by multiple characters, yet so passionate in looking for clues between the lines (which in most cases, are simply not there, dare I say) and twisting the most obvious scenes to fit their narrative

we're all entitled to our own opinions and preferences but I simply cannot take them seriously when all I see are those opinions absolutely misreading canon text and giving characters qualities they do not possess - or trying to take away the ones they do - because they do not suit some wild theories which have no reasonable grounds to back them up

if you fail to understand Elain's character, qualities and background even if it's stated blankly in the books, that's on you I guess, but don't embarrass yourself saying anyone would like Elain to be Gwyn - I can assure you that while most of Elriels like or even adore Gwyn's character and the others are neutral towards her, all of us here writing about Elain are here for her exactly how she is being portrayed throughout the whole series

we love her exactly how she is and frankly, none of us has to take away anything from other characters

maybe before stating something so profoundly stupid, take a look in the mirror and look up the word "hypocrisy" first

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

so I'm rereading cn for the umpteenth time, and I just noticed this line:

“Huh. Blind,” a voice mused, surprised, quiet. It sounded like a teenage boy. He raised his voice slightly. “Hey- You must be this Master Child people have been talking about, right?”

People had been talking about him? “That would be Childe, but yes. And you are?”

so I just wanted to ask, are child and childe not pronounced the same way in cn? would it be "chil-dey"? I just found this rlly interesting feel free to ignore if the answer is obvious 😂

i mean they are pronounced the same, this is more my fault than anything? childe should've said something like 'childe with an e at the end' rather than just (to bosacius' ears) repeat the same thing. the reason i didn't write that is that the answer would've been 'with a what' because the liyue script doesn't have 'e's, it's a different thing hahaha

so you can just imagine he says something like 'that would be child-eh/uh'. like a little inflection at the end just to emphazise it's not just child as in. a kid. just to clarify, and then goes back to saying it normally

[taylorswiftshipsbyler]

sometimes I like to think about gay people.