#she’s a little confused but she’s got the spirit

[annakwashere]

She’s gonna shoot herself directly to the moon

Dad and daughter moment

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: How was your day?

Angel: Good.

Husk: Really?

Angel: Don't make me lie twice.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Five: Three words.

Sam:

[alycyanight]

A greeting for the holidays- wait a minute…

She’s trying her best, close enough ig

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[bucklikethedollar]

my mom and i saw jagged little pill tonight and she pointed at someone’s bio in the program that said “she/they” and she goes “so if there’s she and they does that mean they’re binary”. literally couldn’t be more wrong about that actually.

[plusultraetc]

her other contribution was standing in front of my bookshelf for ten minutes looking back and forth between my two Aizawa figures before pointing out that ‘they’re the same person’ as if I might possibly not have known that

I saw a post about how Present Mic’s look was inspired by the 80s punk scene and I just wanted to share that when my Age of Heroes Mic FINALLY arrived I was so excited that I showed him to my mother (a former 80s punk) and she held him up to eye level, examined him for a long moment in critical silence, and announced ‘he looks like people I knew in my youth’

[almond-tofu-chan]

POV my sister trying to convince me to let her do makeup on me:

“I could do like a flag, like whatever your flag is! Lesbia-tra-- neuro…surgeon? POLY- Polysexual, that’s it!!”

[mumblesplash]

mean gills + nosy neighbors = gossip squad

[copperbadge]

Mum, texting out of the blue: What's a Half Torah? Is it a special version of the Torah?

Me: A what?

Mum: We're watching this Netflix show about a Rabbi and one of the people mentions reading a Half Torah. Is it an abridged version?

Me: *lightbulb* ohhhh...a Haftarah.

I'm gonna be laughing about that for a while. Reading a Half Torah. It's when you're really halfassing the weekly portion. Like the opposite of daf yomi, half Torah.

(For non-Jewish readers: the Haftarah is a special reading from religious texts within Jewish canon but outside of the weekly Torah portion -- you have a relatively long bit of Torah that gets read each week and then a shorter reading from elsewhere in the Tanakh that relates to it.)

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

now i so wanna see how many human celebrity groups ax thinks are just one celebrity + ppl in the future's reactions to that lol

Actual conversation I had yesterday:

Me: Franz Ferdinand sings this ["Take Me Out."]

My dad: He does?

Me: They, yeah.

My mom: Their pronouns are they/them?

Me: No, as in it's a band, not a person. One whose members' pronouns I don't know.

Anyway. Now I want Ax to think that Hansen, Blondie, and every other musical group is exactly one genderqueer singer. Bonus points for him assuming "band" is a human gender.

[acesw]

Knowing our Arcanists 15: Leilani

Welcome to entry fifteen of my series: "Knowing our Arcanists"! This is a series in which I introduce and tell the stories of our fellow characters in Reverse: 1999. For our second arcanist of the day, we have: Leilani!

I think Leilani is one of the more niche arcanists that tend to be overlooked because of her rarity. She's really adorable and her character is one of the more happy ones I know of. While her story here may be one of the shortest ones we have, its still one worth telling. Lets get started.

Leilani is a Hawaiian arcanist who was born on September 23rd at some point in the (late?) 20th century. It can be assumed that Leilani is Native Hawaiian, but we have very little information to go off from that. Her arcane skill is related to archery, which allows her to perform extraordinarily well with it and shoot multiple arrows at a time.

She grew up in Hawaii as a child and she honed a lot of practices, mainly surfing, archery, and adventuring. But we find ourselves once again at Zeno Academy. Its the dream school of many soldiers in the modern day, and it would be honorable for one to be chosen to be taken in by them.

As it has been said before, modern technology and arcane skill here collide and work close together towards creating great power. And here, we find that Leilani is one of the fortunate young cadets to be taken in by the academy.

However, it doesn't mean that there aren't any setbacks. As a cadet, Leilani is expected to train in the same intense ways as every other soldier does, and use the same technologies as much as she can use her arcane skills.

However, Leilani remains adamant with using her traditional weapons and her arcane skill to fight. This became something that greatly hindered her academic progress, and she quickly became a target for bullying.

One of those instances would be her being often picked for target practice due to her hair. Other times she often got picked on for either: her bubbly innocence, or her carelessness that tends to be mixed with her forgetfulness.

Despite these, Leilani continued to strive with great optimism and high hopes, maintaining her friendly demeanor towards everyone around her. She stuck with her current skills and utilized the few lessons she cared to learn about, and even teach basic archery skills to her peers with ease.

In turn, she asks for help with learning things like military strategies and how to use some equipment for requirement. Her story mainly ends here, but there's still more to say about her.

Leilani is a very cheery and outgoing person who really doesn't have a specific goal to achieve in her life. (a little rare for an R1999 character) She wishes to live happily every day, all carefree and able to do all the things she likes.

She really enjoys with being able to venture anywhere and do any sort of active activity, but particularly likes to surf and finds it as a means of solution to many problems.

Her very friendly and welcoming personality brings a lot of joy to those around her, allowing her to form really quick friendships with her peers and her colleagues. However, it can come to a fault, since many of her qualities is something that's rather unfit to Zeno's standards.

She's often found to be also forgetful as well as be incredibly dense, worsened by her insistence upon using traditional weapons and skills over Zeno's preferences in their trainings. Its often led Leilani to failure, from either underperformance or incidentally misremembering her tasks.

However, it never wavers her resolve, and its admirable that she's able to persistently keep a smile on her face despite them. Even if she doesn't perform greatly in school, she's still a strong unit that just needs a new means to further cultivate her abilities.

Often inspired by her seniors' work and/or ethics, she strives to work hard to not only graduate but to also live her life to the fullest, and make the people around her smile as brightly as she does now.

[strayheartless]

A conversation had by me and my grandmother as I played FFVII Rebirth:

Grandma: who’s she?

Me: who?

Grandma: her in the pink!

Me: oh Aerith!

Grandma: why is she stalking the other girl?

Me: what?

Grandma: the blond girl with the big sword.

Me: … grandma… that is a man *zooms in on cloud*

Grandma: really? Are you sure.

My sister in law: well it depends of the game your playing really.

Grandma: what? How is that possible.

Me: he dressed as a girl to go undercover once.

Grandma, very sagely: maybe he’s one of these androgynous types! How do we not know he’s transgender?

I love my grandma. She’s a little confused but she’s got spirit.

[princess-posting]

rewatched encanto so let me just yap about how i have this hc that isabela would actually be really bad at being young, hip, and cool almost like an old woman, like she would SO be the type to make mistakes when trying to say slang and follow trends

and this makes sense because she was expected to be prim and proper all her life, so now that she's finally allowed to cut loose, she's atrocious at it because she never learned how 😭😭😭

basically

isa: how do you do, fellow kids?

mirabel & luisa:

[nunyverse-scribe]

Didn’t feel like coloring it, anyway take Kyouka trying her best in being supportive in Atsushi realizing his feelings for Lucy & Akutagawa

[callmericino]

headcanon,Byakuya sucks ass at kissing so he never does it,his kisses are too short and their glasses always,ALWAYS,crash and get all messy (once he broke Toko's)