#she’s a little confused but she’s got the spirit

[gliphyartfan]

hey idk if requests r open so sorry if they arent

but can u do a story with yandere chain and there darling having a kid or smth like that yk like the kid being born or jut a 2 year old and there papas

thanks for reading have a good day or night!

Requests are erratic. But I suppose if I’m 100% not in the mood for requests, I’ll make sure to announce it.

But I’ll settle for 5 requests for now. Don’t wanna overwhelm myself 😅

(Also just to make it clear for anyone confused. Any hero not of age is OF AGE when they are used in requests or headcanons such as this! I know most people would already know that. But we know it takes a few to start spoiling the bunch.)

Anywho, as for your request? Sure!

(Does it count as Yandere if they are just being lovey dovey and good boys to her?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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It was one of those long days where exhaustion clung to (y/n) like a heavy blanket, and even the simple act of cradling her little one felt like it required the last bit of energy she had left.

The baby, nestled in her arms, shifted, letting out small, sleepy murmurs as she swayed gently. Her mind drifted, still full of the lingering thoughts of household chores she hadn’t managed to get to, stress gnawing at the back of her mind.

The others were busy with errands outside and she could bother them any more than she had.

She had to clean the bedrooms, cook lunch, sweep the floors-

But just as those worries started to creep in, one by one, her husbands began appearing, each moving seamlessly, quietly, as if on a silent mission.

Warriors was the first to approach, and with a softly spoken request and consent, took the baby from her arms with a warm, understanding smile. “Here, just rest. I’ve got them,” he murmured, rocking the little one gently, his eyes warm as he watched she hesitated for a moment before, a tired smile was on her face.

“Sit, love,” Twilight urged softly, his hands guiding her to a comfortable chair.

Once she was settled, he knelt down, already reaching for her feet, his hands firm but gentle as he started massaging out the tension in each tired muscle. “You‘ve been standing on your feet all morning,” he added quietly, his gaze warm but focused as he worked out each knot, his calloused fingers moving with expert care.

(Y/n) genuinely had to bite back the noise about to escape her mouth when he started rubbing a particular knot from her foot.

she leaned back practically distracted by the sudden foot massage, when a delicious scent filled the room, and Wild entered, balancing a tray with something warm and savory.

He kicked up a stool and sat beside her, lifting a spoon of the food he’d prepared. “Just a bite,” he coaxed with a gentle smile, “you need the energy.” Each bite was perfectly seasoned, she made a noise of delight and pouted when he took to long to bring the second spoon full up.

Around the room, (y/n) noticed Legend sweeping the floors. “No dust on MY watch,” he muttered, but she could see the flicker of concern as he glanced over to make sure she was comfortable.

In the kitchen, Hyrule was busying himself with dishes, scrubbing each one with a focus as though it was the most important task in the world. He’d always been attentive, caring deeply about the small things, and today was no exception.

Sky brought over a warm cloth, gently dabbing at her temples and face, his touch tender as he said, “Just a little to help you relax.” His gentle care, along with the warm cloth, soothed her further.

Wind was tidying up the clutter around the living room, quickly and efficiently placing baby toys and scattered items where they belonged. He winked at her as he passed, humming under his breath and giving (y/n) a playful smile to lighten your spirits.

Four slipped a warm blanket over her shoulders, adjusting it to keep her cozy as he murmured, “You always make sure everyone else is comfortable. Let us do the same for you.” Before heading off to clean the bedrooms.

And finally, Time appeared, his hands moving skillfully as he ensured everything in the room was settled.

When he was certain everything was in place, he stood behind her chair, bending down and gently wrapping his arms around her, placing small kisses on her head before mentioning he’ll go set out the laundry.

Between Wild’s gentle feeding, Twilight’s careful hands massaging away the ache, Warriors sitting with the baby within immediate eyesight,

Along with the comforting company of everyone working around her, the stress of the morning slowly melted away.

With one last bite from Wild’s spoon and Twilight’s hands easing a final knot, (y/n) could feel her body relax fully.

Warriors handed the baby back to her, carefully adjusting a pillow for support. “There we go, just right,” he said softly.

As the baby cooed and settled back against her, she sighed, not even recalling how she felt before all this pampering.

“I’ll make your favorite for dinner tonight.” Wild said as he got up to take the tray away.

Oh yes, life was good today.

[annakwashere]

She’s gonna shoot herself directly to the moon

Dad and daughter moment

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: How was your day?

Angel: Good.

Husk: Really?

Angel: Don't make me lie twice.

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Five: Three words.

Sam:

[alycyanight]

A greeting for the holidays- wait a minute…

She’s trying her best, close enough ig

[sophisticatedswifts]

Thinking about the time my friend said she unfollowed someone on Instagram because Taylor had released Midnights and they posted something about it being “a big day for annoying people” and she thought they were hating on swifties by calling us annoying. I had to explain that they were including themself in that statement and that it indicated they were actually a fan too but by then it was too late, she had already unfollowed them.

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[bucklikethedollar]

my mom and i saw jagged little pill tonight and she pointed at someone’s bio in the program that said “she/they” and she goes “so if there’s she and they does that mean they’re binary”. literally couldn’t be more wrong about that actually.

[plusultraetc]

her other contribution was standing in front of my bookshelf for ten minutes looking back and forth between my two Aizawa figures before pointing out that ‘they’re the same person’ as if I might possibly not have known that

I saw a post about how Present Mic’s look was inspired by the 80s punk scene and I just wanted to share that when my Age of Heroes Mic FINALLY arrived I was so excited that I showed him to my mother (a former 80s punk) and she held him up to eye level, examined him for a long moment in critical silence, and announced ‘he looks like people I knew in my youth’

[almond-tofu-chan]

POV my sister trying to convince me to let her do makeup on me:

“I could do like a flag, like whatever your flag is! Lesbia-tra-- neuro…surgeon? POLY- Polysexual, that’s it!!”

[mumblesplash]

mean gills + nosy neighbors = gossip squad

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

now i so wanna see how many human celebrity groups ax thinks are just one celebrity + ppl in the future's reactions to that lol

Actual conversation I had yesterday:

Me: Franz Ferdinand sings this ["Take Me Out."]

My dad: He does?

Me: They, yeah.

My mom: Their pronouns are they/them?

Me: No, as in it's a band, not a person. One whose members' pronouns I don't know.

Anyway. Now I want Ax to think that Hansen, Blondie, and every other musical group is exactly one genderqueer singer. Bonus points for him assuming "band" is a human gender.

[strayheartless]

A conversation had by me and my grandmother as I played FFVII Rebirth:

Grandma: who’s she?

Me: who?

Grandma: her in the pink!

Me: oh Aerith!

Grandma: why is she stalking the other girl?

Me: what?

Grandma: the blond girl with the big sword.

Me: … grandma… that is a man *zooms in on cloud*

Grandma: really? Are you sure.

My sister in law: well it depends of the game your playing really.

Grandma: what? How is that possible.

Me: he dressed as a girl to go undercover once.

Grandma, very sagely: maybe he’s one of these androgynous types! How do we not know he’s transgender?

I love my grandma. She’s a little confused but she’s got spirit.

[princess-posting]

rewatched encanto so let me just yap about how i have this hc that isabela would actually be really bad at being young, hip, and cool almost like an old woman, like she would SO be the type to make mistakes when trying to say slang and follow trends

and this makes sense because she was expected to be prim and proper all her life, so now that she's finally allowed to cut loose, she's atrocious at it because she never learned how 😭😭😭

basically

isa: how do you do, fellow kids?

mirabel & luisa:

[nunyverse-scribe]

Didn’t feel like coloring it, anyway take Kyouka trying her best in being supportive in Atsushi realizing his feelings for Lucy & Akutagawa

[eden-has-rotted]

me: showing a picture of mikey to my friend

my friend who isn't really into mcr: slowly nodding her head is that ray